Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tour of Italy]

Just in time for October, the corpse of Nick Rekeita has risen from the grave to entertain once again. Before, I was entertained by his streams, but now I am entertained by him behaving like an assblasted moron and people making fun of him for it.

It’s a Halloween miracle.

 

[Associate Rick]

Not just any school, but elementary school. Nick’s hard ass hood nigg friends are all notorious gang banging grade schoolers. Shieet they serving life sentences now for their bad behavior on the yellow school bus of Nick’s completely real, totally street childhood.

You don't get it, if Nick hadn't escaped the streets he'd be married to his own Lafawnda and be out there gang banging everyday, instead of getting gang banged by Ricardo and Romaine.

I wonder why Nick privated the stream?

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Nick is so gay.

 

[ExtremeMango]

Here's the first hour and a half:

https://odysee.com/@RekietaLaw:a/drama-farming-denouncing-stream:5

That portion is still on Youtube also. We're missing the Rumble part, so like the last 5 hours.

 

[The Feline Solution]

What kind of dumb faggot loser even pulls this shit as if it's some kind of an own?

Didn't Maddox claim Dick had a "Rape List" somewhere around the lolsuit timeframe?

 

[genericwhitemale]

Two thoughts:
1) I'm on Eric's side but really he should never have responded or given Dick et al any attention to begin with. He said as much in a tweet a couple months ago, so while I sympathize with him my best advice would to just don't say anything, and if there is something seriously incriminating, go to the legal route before going to twitter.
2) I really am kind of shocked that of the three big sektur veterans - Ralph, Dick and Nick - Ralph would be the one coming out of this year looking the best.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Just happened to be awake when the clip of Nick being not mad with Dick dropped. Holy shit Nick is not mad.

Fucking embarrassing. Eric July needs to stop engaging with these clowns. Nick is completely fried.

 

[AnOminous]

Eric has inadvertently revealed a really strange hang-up Nick has about black people, and how much he wishes he was one.

This Lou Reed song is basically about Nick.

I wanna be black, have natural rhythm
Shoot twenty foot of jism too
And fuck up the jews

I wanna be black, I wanna be a Panther
Have a girlfriend named Samantha
And have a stable of foxy whores
Oh oh, I wanna be black

I don't wanna be a fucked up
Middle class college student anymore
I just wanna have a stable of
Foxy little whores

And so on.

People Non-practicing lawyers like this have always been a joke.

He also likes to bring up his varied experience, like he did with Eric. "I've done charity law, I've done contract law, I've done business law, I've done criminal law" etc. Having that breadth of experience in just a short few years might sound good, but all it really means is you didn't have time to get skilled at any particular area of law. Bottom barrel non-practicing.

That's often called "door law," literally just whatever walks in the door. Lots of small-town solos do this, but they also do stuff Nick doesn't have the ability or inclination to do, like maintain good working relations with the locals. In fact, he appears to have antagonized the locals with his assholery to the point an out of state plaintiff could hire a lawyer who hates him and have the case heard in front of a judge who also hates him for trying to bully her in an elevator over something he was too incompetent to raise in court so it could be preserved for appeal.

That's pretty special. Even if he were otherwise Randazza-tier, and he isn't, you'd often be better off with a merely competent lawyer who could deal cordially with other people than a brilliant asshole everyone hates.

But Nick here is merely competent at best and from his own mouth, nearly every person who has interacted with him professionally that we know of hates his guts.

Then you have the last year of streams from him, coming up to last night where he was twitching and shaking like a lunatic, drinking while licking the bottle like it was his mom's tit, and going on a seven hour racist screed for no reason anyone can understand.

He's pretty much this white liberal meme.

 

[Chibitzen]

Excuse me, Gunpoint would like to have a word with you.

Aah yes. I was reminded literally this after the fact. Also those unfortunate Katrina refugees.

He has always brought this up a lot in an attempt to somehow bolster his credentials as a lawyer. Sure it gives an excuse to not be a practicing and experienced lawyer, but it certainly doesn't increase your credentials.

I make more than the average lawyer in my local area. Do not hire me as a lawyer. The best my income could do for you is hire a practicing lawyer. Same as Nick.

He also likes to bring up his varied experience, like he did with Eric. "I've done charity law, I've done contract law, I've done business law, I've done criminal law" etc. Having that breadth of experience in just a short few years might sound good, but all it really means is you didn't have time to get skilled at any particular area of law. Bottom barrel non-practicing.

He's at best a dabbler for all we know. After he/whoever spent the money to put him through law school, perhaps he found out the work that was involved and decided he wasn't cut out for it. He does enjoy using his law degree to "practice" on random unfortunates through the YT sphere.

Of course. Sean regularly reads this thread. Being a real practicing lawyer, there's no way he is a fan of Nick.

Sean, please don't fall into the same trap as Rekieta long term and start befriending sections of YT, only to become some kind of honorary practicing lawyer cloutmonster.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

In fact, he appears to have antagonized the locals with his assholery to the point an out of state plaintiff could hire a lawyer who hates him and have the case heard in front of a judge who also hates him for trying to bully her in an elevator over something he was too incompetent to raise in court so it could be preserved for appeal.

"I'm such a nice a guy, I'm friends with everybody!"

You think Nick is on his way to becoming the mcelroy of his irl community? lol

 

[thebigdream]

Nick falls into this uncanny valley where because you knew the person they were before, you keep expecting that personality to re-establish control and mend things before it's too late, as if the retardation is just a passing phase. But watching these clips a few more times, his brain is fucking toast, Ralphamale style. His only way out would be a complete and utter ego death because his lawyer facade has finally reached its death throes where instead of LARPing as one and raking in the big $$$, he's convinced himself that he really is a big shot, despite being furthest from being knowledgable about the law than he ever has been, both due to alcoholism and not practicising. It's going to fuck him, both in his ongoing lawsuit and no doubt future ones.

If there was ever a time for self-realisation it was after the Vic saga. That would have told any decent individual that they are in way over their head with their profession. Yet here we are.

 

[变性黑鬼]

Would any brave kiwi be willing to explain to me what the fuck Eric July is supposed to have done to provoke Juju's wrath, and Balldo's ire?

I've heard the 17 dollah question, and it just made Balldo look like he doesn't understand bulk discounts.

I know Juju contacted some organization that shared the name ISOM with his comic, and encouraged them to take trademark bullying actions, but he's admitted multiple times that this is out of pure malice.

Let's ask Reddit!

Complete non-answer telling you to stop asking questions. Ironic, given that this is the Gamergate subreddit.


"It's SJWs cause he's anti-woke." Ok, very on-brand for the Gamergate subreddit.


Is this really it? It's all because Vito the Pedo told Juju that Eric July outsold his shitty work purely on the back of an anti-woke grift? Now Juju has escaped the corral and is on a rampage, sending his little guntmen to get shot in Texas?

This narrative makes sense for Juju, as his new brand is being a general bad person. And apparently it's even growing his Patreon (no idea why anyone would give money to a malicious copyright troll).


This narrative makes a lot of sense, although it still doesn't explain why Juju thinks "buy a comic, the charity gets it instead" is a scam. Does this relate to the 17 dollahs? Or is he merely trolling for any opening where he can accuse July of being dishonest?


I gotta say, this "legendary art" looks... well... I guess it's just not my style. If you're one of those unfortunate souls that collects the manga versions of capeshit, you're probably out of your gourd excited for Based Black Man fights Evil Superman. And this realistic art style shows that you're totally a mature "graphic novel enjoyer" and not the comics guy from The Simpsons.

I guess we have sufficient explanations for what Juju and his pedophile friend are doing, but I don't understand why Balldo is insisting that Juju is operating in good faith in any capacity whatsoever. Even being told to his face that Juju is acting maliciously. Was he really about to clear July's name but then July came on and rattled his nerves so he has to take revenge on principle? He looks bad because his hard-hitting legal questions fail at the outset due to being built on false ground.

He just can't stop crashing lately.

 

[Null]

I'm so sick of Rekieta's "scolding a disobedient child" voice he has been doing 100x more than normal recently. You'll recognize it now that I've pointed out.

I don't. Like. Wearing. A balldo.
I don't. Make money. Wearing. My balldo.
My balls. Hurt. In my balldo.
But I do it. Because I have to.
If I didn't put on the balldo. Nobody would.
So I have to. And I don't FUCKING like it. And I FUCKING like other things.
But I have to. I have to wear the balldo.
And I'm not mad at anyone who doesn't wear balldos.
And I have no ill will towards anyone.

 

[AnOminous]

Would any brave kiwi be willing to explain to me what the fuck Eric July is supposed to have done to provoke Juju's wrath, and Balldo's ire?

So far as I can tell, it's just purposeless malice from three absolute shitheads who need to kill themselves.

I'm so sick of Rekieta's "scolding a disobedient child" voice he has been doing 100x more than normal recently. You'll recognize it now that I've pointed out.

I honestly hope he pulls that shit on someone who will actually take a swing at his bulbous nose and smash it.

 

[mitro]

Looks like he privated the Rumble stream. Can anyone reupload the 7 hour shitshow?

I'm working on it, but its going to take hours.

 

[Sewer Rat]

I'm pretty sure he only paid for the decal on the hood, which he said was about $400, not sure if it that's for both or just one though.

are those cars specifically for this? or is this the super expensive car coomalot has been bragging about for a long time now?

 

[NgrFgt]

Good foreshadowing should not be distracting when you first encounter it, yet subtle and amusing when you go back. The cosmic authors did good on this one...

 

[Captain Manning]

I wonder why Nick privated the stream?

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I love the idea that Nick would rather be on Rumble full time, because Youtube is more controlling of speech, but after he disengages all the inhibitions and goes on a racist drunken rant for six hours, even HE realizes that's just too much and self deletes the thing.

I have to ask though: Is it possible the real issue here is that Dick came out on that stream and admitted that he's fucking with July's business? I dunno if Rumble actually gives a shit about anything Nick said, but Dick's admission could cause IRL problems.

Would any brave kiwi be willing to explain to me what the fuck Eric July is supposed to have done to provoke Juju's wrath, and Balldo's ire?

The working theory is that Dick is looking to make Eric July the next Maddox. Which was an era highly profitable for Dick. It's a largely astroturfed fight for the benefit of Dick's bank account. I don't think July did anything other than be himself.

Nick is just along for the ride. He does whatever Dick tells him to do. Just like Riley and Vito do.

 

[AnOminous]

The working theory is that Dick is looking to make Eric July the next Maddox. Which was an era highly profitable for Dick.

Good luck with that. First off this guy has made millions, while Maddox was a sad cuck living in clown world, and before Maddax was known as a gay malding beaner furfag who gets pegged in the ass while pretending to be a cow named Juju.

 

[not william stenchever]

and most of all is still a limp dick cuckold.

It cannot be overstated that Rackets has a non-functional penis and has to cram his balls into a silicone cage and use that prosthesis to attempt to pleasure his our wife while his member flops around limply. Either that or hire a pair of strapping Jamaican lads to do it for him.

But Nick here is merely competent at best and from his own mouth, nearly every person who has interacted with him professionally that we know of hates his guts.

Reminder: Nick is so capable at pissing people off that he can't find a contractor to build his sex dungeon.

Would any brave kiwi be willing to explain to me what the fuck Eric July is supposed to have done to provoke Juju's wrath, and Balldo's ire?

It is literally so simple as this: Eric July made a more successful product than Dick's pet retard Vito.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Looks like he privated the Rumble stream. Can anyone reupload the 7 hour shitshow?

That portion is still on Youtube also. We're missing the Rumble part, so like the last 5 hours.

I'm working on it, but its going to take hours.

I have a 1080p version, but I am out and about. I will downstate to 360p and post later. Hopefully that will bring it under 700 Mb.

I love the idea that Nick would rather be on Rumble full time, because Youtube is more controlling of speech, but after he disengages all the inhibitions and goes on a racist drunken rant for six hours, even HE realizes that's just too much and self deletes the thing.

I have to ask though: Is it possible the real issue here is that Dick came out on that stream and admitted that he's fucking with July's business? I dunno if Rumble actually gives a shit about anything Nick said, but Dick's admission could cause IRL problems.


The working theory is that Dick is looking to make Eric July the next Maddox. Which was an era highly profitable for Dick. It's a largely astroturfed fight for the benefit of Dick's bank account. I don't think July did anything other than be himself.

Nick is just along for the ride. He does whatever Dick tells him to do. Just like Riley and Vito do.

INB4, 'I didn't want to cause drama with Eric and took it down out of respect for the buried hatachet', is given as an excuse.

Basically 'Do you know Mandy' and 'Faran drunkstream' 2.0