Diseased Rowling Derangement Syndrome - "TERF/Woke Author Bad!!1"

I'm on my third run of my Harry Potter Tamagotchi and I got this adorable kitty:
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I've never read Harry Potter so I have no idea what this cat's story is or if he's supposed to be gay or Jewish or whatever. He bounces around the screen and every six hours I get to push a button to clean up his hairballs, then he sings a little song. 10/10 would recommend.

@Whereismymind Thank you for providing troon seething for me to read while waiting for my copy of The Running Grave. The Strike books are fun reads, although I will admit that she's not wrong about "pages and pages of unneeded exposition." I guess even a nonbinary clock is right twice a day.
 
I will admit that she's not wrong about "pages and pages of unneeded exposition."
JKR’s inability to listen to her editors is a long-despaired quality of hers. Like George Lucas during the prequels, after the first four books of Harry Potter she got too big to say no to. So “Sorcerer’s Apprentice” is a nice, reasonably sized bedtime story and “Deathly Hallows” is heavy enough to be a feasible murder weapon.

This Lucasing effect is also why she was allowed to tweet out things like “Before modern plumbing wizards would just shit themselves wherever they are and immediately disappear the mess,” which was frustrating and annoying if you were a Potter fan at the time who took things too seriously. In hindsight it’s hilarious.
 
Signs you’re in a cult:

1. Opposing critical thinking
“If you cut off your dick you’re a woman now.”

2. Isolating members and penalizing them for leaving
“Detransers are lying for attention.”

3. Emphasizing special doctrines outside scripture
“Trans should be able to use any bathroom they want.”

4. Seeking inappropriate loyalty to their leaders
“If you vote for a republicans you are literally committing genocide.”

5. Dishonoring the family unit
“Go no contact on your family who doesn’t accept you as trans.”

6. Crossing Biblical boundaries of behavior (versus sexual purity and personal ownership)
No context needed

7. Separation from the Church
“Trans rights are human rights!” (As opposed to just fighting for gay rights).
 
Oh boy, I can't wait for tomorrow's Jimquisition episode to be 2 hours of deep seething toward Harry Potter and its creator
I've never read Harry Potter so I have no idea what this cat's story is or if he's supposed to be gay or Jewish or whatever. He bounces around the screen and every six hours I get to push a button to clean up his hairballs, then he sings a little song. 10/10 would recommend.
TL;DR: you wish that cat finished the fucking job and killed a spineless creep that look like cuckas roberts on a good day.
 
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I think that was less because of Rowling's gender and more because Rowling is a successful billionaire with plenty of fuck you money to go around and a literal castle while Null is some guy running an obscure gossip forum from a Serbian commieblock. I'm sure that if they could call in bomb threats in Rowling's name and show up to her place of residence to threaten her with knives they'd totally do it, but her critics can't get past her security and she can get legendary tier lawyers to send intimidating cease-and-desist letters whenever a critic gets too spicy.
Not forgetting the police, they are going to make an effort with a famous person because if it goes bad, they will be questioned. Whereas, a fucking no name from nowhere, well you matter far less. Null is persona non grata, so his death would likely be celebrated by some, but mostly kept quiet.

JK is not based, she is just another liberal who only stopped at trannies once it bothered her and her alone. Didn't give a shit for decades and was happy to support them, until it fucked her up. She is still a feminist muck raker, and she will support trannies, just not directly as is an option for the truly rich.

JK would shut this website down in a heartbeat if she knew it existed.
 
"I'm tired of autistic people being depicted as vulnerable and stupid."

It's fictional, as in a story that's not reflective of reality, a story where you can suspend your disbelief for an hour and safely entertain a narrative that would otherwise not happen. Do you read Harry Potter and worry that everyone will assume British citizens send mail with fucking owls? What the fuck is it with these people who can't understand how fiction works? It has no bearing on reality, nobody is going to read a book and assume all autistic people are vulnerable retards. It shouldn't be necessary for authors to point out specifically where they are on the spectrum so little old you can feel freakin' heckin' valid and safe. You should have the good sense like everyone else to make the assumption that he is autistic and vulnerable, it's specific to him and specifically people like him, it has nothing to do with you and it's entirely fictional. Instead some form of narcissism grabs hold of you and you're personally offended by things that aren't even relevant to you. If my father ever caught me saying or doing shit this mindboggling retarded, he would slap me in the fuckin' head. I only wish your father had done the same for you.

I'm sorry, kiwibros, I'm fucking tired of these people and I've just finally had it.
 
King has a orgy scene in that clown book of his involving 9 year olds fucking and sucking eachother off in a sewer.
To be as fair as possible, they're 11 rather than 9, and it's a train rather than an orgy.

That whole scene really is the culmination of a bunch of different things regarding the writing of It and Stephen King's career as a whole. King is not a creative writer when it comes to inventing new plot points and tropes, but he is was very good at using ones he already knew. The two major hallmarks of his writing was the willingness to spend pages to describe a scene in effective detail, and his willingness to use events in his stories that would be describe as vulgar or tasteless if less craft went into them. King also infamous for plotting as he writes, which has resulted in a reputation for endings that fizzle more than anything else. So you have a section of book, with the following real life and plot setup:
1) we're already 1000 pages in (and I will argue to the end of time that King initially intended for their to be a second, later encounter in the sewer that would be the real climax for the kids) which means it was already 200 pages longer than The Stand, which was maligned for being long;
2) King has a reputation for pushing the envelope for what is acceptable to portray in prose;
3) King has long developed a style wherein he describes a scene in explicit and not-quite-austistic detail;
4) King has been immune to editors for almost a decade by this point;
5) King is high as fuck on cocaine;
6) Of the Losers Club, Beverly has had little actual impact on the story (which is telling when Mike exists to be black, Stan exists to be jewish, and both have little impact on the plot in the kids section), and has been implied in the adult sections that she has had sex with the other members (though her character arc beforehand is the sexual attention she's starting to recieve from older boys and her own father, none of which are portrayed positively);
7) King at some point right before the end forgot that they had had no contact with each other for 26 years. The story outright states that their initial confrontation with Pennywise directly burned their metaphysical bond with each other which was instrumental to destroy It, and that the sewer scene was an act to restore that bond so they could finish Pennywise off in '85.

I understand, in this day and age where people will use their creative works live out their paraphilia (especially regarding pedophiles), that this kind of content can make one jumpy and morally outraged. I do not understand the modern puritanical stance from both sides of the aisle that the portrayal of an event in a piece of fiction, especially one of prose, necessitates advocating for that event. I'm sorry to dump this reddit-thesis here, but it's a criticism of King I've seen for a while now, from people who only have received their stance second-hand, when there's much more valid criticisms of King to be had.

tl;dr Author known for writing shocking scenes in detail writes most shocking scene of his career in detail.
He has a similar scene in Salem's Lot
Now you're just fucking lying.
 
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JKR's "Strike" novels are terrible but not for the reasons the trannies shriek about.

They are terrible because the supposed main character isn't. The real main character is JKR's self-insert mary sue, Robin. And if she'd just lean into that and that she wants to be back in 20s being lusted after by a gruff, emotionally damaged manly war vet,
 
To be as fair as possible, they're 11 rather than 9, and it's a train rather than an orgy.
That whole scene really is the culmination of a bunch of different things regarding the writing of It and Stephen King's career as a whole. King is not a creative writer when it comes to inventing new plot points and tropes, but he is was very good at using ones he already knew. The two major hallmarks of his writing was the willingness to spend pages to describe a scene in effective detail, and his willingness to use events in his stories that would be describe as vulgar or tasteless if less craft went into them. King also infamous for plotting as he writes, which has resulted in a reputation for endings that fizzle more than anything else. So you have a section of book, with the following real life and plot setup: 1) we're already 1000 pages in (and I will argue to the end of time that King initially intended for their to be a second, later encounter in the sewer that would be the real climax for the kids) which means it was already 200 pages longer than The Stand, which was maligned for being long; 2) King has a reputation for pushing the envelope for what is acceptable to portray in prose; 3) King has long developed a style wherein he describes a scene in explicit and not-quite-austistic detail; 4) King has been immune to editors for almost a decade by this point; 5) King is high as fuck on cocaine; 6) Of the Losers Club, Beverly has had little actual impact on the story (which is telling when Mike exists to be black, Stan exists to be jewish, and both have little impact on the plot in the kids section), and has been implied in the adult sections that she has had sex with the other members (though her character arc beforehand is the sexual attention she's starting to recieve from older boys and her own father, none of which are portrayed positively); 5) King at some point right before the end forgot that they had had no contact with each other for 26 years. The story outright states that their initial confrontation with Pennywise directly burned their metaphysical bond with each other which was instrumental to destroy It, and that the sewer scene was an act to restore that bond so they could finish Pennywise off in '85.
I understand, in this day and age where people will use their creative works live out their paraphilia (especially regarding pedophiles), that this kind of content can make one jumpy and morally outraged. I do not understand the modern puritanical stance from both sides of the aisle that the portrayal of an event in a piece of fiction, especially one of prose, necessitates advocating for that event. I'm sorry to dump this reddit-thesis here, but it's a criticism of King I've seen for a while now, from people who only have received their stance second-hand, when there's much more valid criticisms of King to be had.
What's with this gigantic ass block of text? Use paragraph breaks or something, this is unreadable.
 
I think the point is more about King's works being RIPE for critique the moment he puts a toe out of line. JK was a lefty darling until she came out as an evil TERF. Once that happened, lefties on Twitter had free reign to comb through her writings to find evidence that she was a horrible person the whole time. King has as much dirt and more in his canon.

If JKR is an antisemite, King is a pedo. Among many other sins.
 
What the fuck is it with these people who can't understand how fiction works? It has no bearing on reality, nobody is going to read a book and assume all autistic people are vulnerable retards.
Oh no, these people think that fiction can affect your reality. They do have a bit of a point: fiction books are great at teaching children about empathy and alternate perspectives. A fictional tale can inspire an author or artist to create. Society never thought that sharks would attack humans right (with the exception of some rogue attacks by one shark in the 1910s) until the Jaws movie popularized shark horror films, and suddenly there's tens of thousands of people afraid of shark attacks.
However, they can take it too far and say that if fiction affects reality, then we must police fiction so that it affects reality in the way that we want.
 
You don't understand, guys! If you read the evil J.K. Rowling's new book, you might come away thinking that autistic people are gullible, naive intellectual subnormals who are easily tricked and taken advantage of by bad actors.

Something which is demonstrably not true and has no basis in reality.
 
"I'm tired of autistic people being depicted as vulnerable and stupid."

It's fictional, as in a story that's not reflective of reality, a story where you can suspend your disbelief for an hour and safely entertain a narrative that would otherwise not happen. Do you read Harry Potter and worry that everyone will assume British citizens send mail with fucking owls? What the fuck is it with these people who can't understand how fiction works? It has no bearing on reality, nobody is going to read a book and assume all autistic people are vulnerable retards. It shouldn't be necessary for authors to point out specifically where they are on the spectrum so little old you can feel freakin' heckin' valid and safe. You should have the good sense like everyone else to make the assumption that he is autistic and vulnerable, it's specific to him and specifically people like him, it has nothing to do with you and it's entirely fictional. Instead some form of narcissism grabs hold of you and you're personally offended by things that aren't even relevant to you. If my father ever caught me saying or doing shit this mindboggling retarded, he would slap me in the fuckin' head. I only wish your father had done the same for you.

I'm sorry, kiwibros, I'm fucking tired of these people and I've just finally had it.
Frankly, I'm tired of autistic people being depicted as genius savants when that's actually rare. Like it, or not, autism is a fucking disability, and treating it like such isn't ableist. It's just stating a fact.

Not to mention that by treating it like it's not one you're actually endangering autistic people because shit like what happens in this new book does happen to them. Just look at fucking Chris.
 
Frankly, I'm tired of autistic people being depicted as genius savants when that's actually rare. Like it, or not, autism is a fucking disability, and treating it like such isn't ableist. It's just stating a fact.
I'm sick of autism being treated as a personality trait or even as a positive. As someone who sincerely is autistic, it's only ever negatively impacted my life, and if I could take a magic pill to make it go away, I'd take it in a heartbeat. Yet other autistic people will be furious if another autistic person bemoans having their disability. Reminds me of how deaf people seethe and rage at other deaf people getting hearing aids.
 
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