Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%

  • Total voters
    348
Nick has essentially swapped sides compared to the Vic stuff, and all because he’s desperate to stay on Dax’s good side for some reason.
This is because, just like with Ralph, Dax lives the life Nick wishes he had. Nick would love nothing more than to abandon his wife and kids and live a life of debauchery and hedonisms. Going to parties full of drugs with a prostitute around each arm, sleeping with a different woman each night, drinking from dusk to dawn, driving expensive cars, making millions and living in LA living a life he thinks that Dax lives. Nick maybe one of the most pathetic men I have encountered on this site. At least Ralph pretends to care about his kids. Nick makes it clear that he would gladly abandon his kids to pursue his own debauch pleasures. Nick is a pathetic little man and I hope one day his kids just refer to him as "Birth Giver" just like Lowtax kids did with him.
 
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I know public schools weren't the same wasteland then as now but in my experience even then it was only the liberals making a political point by sending their kids to urban public schools that did so.
I thought rich liberals generally had the opinion black people were great, so long as they didn't move next door, and forced busing was good (for poor people) but not their kids.
 
I’d imagine he’s just incredibly disappointed a guy he got along well with turned out to be such a pussy bitch siding with Dax and his pedo sidekick, talking all kinds of shit about Eric while acting like he’s his friend.

Nick has essentially swapped sides compared to the Vic stuff, and all because he’s desperate to stay on Dax’s good side for some reason.
I still have a hard time wrapping my head around why Nick would carry so much water for Juju, even if he's a superfan. I've watched a handful of Dick Show episodes and the man is not charming or charismatic enough to have people commit digital suicide for him.
 
Nick is claiming that he grew up hard in Texas in his youngest days. Its vaguely possible. Education in Texas often comes down to where you live. If your parents don't understand that and buy a house with the wrong address or location. the kids can end up in a school that by the standards of suburban Minnesota is going to be horrible.
But I think its all highly exaggerated on Nick's part. I think he probably went to a not best elementary school in Texas which had non-white people and working-class people. And compared to his high school years in Lakeville MN, it was probably a very different experience for him. But I doubt it was objectively anything as bad as what he describes.
Nick comes across as a born-and-raised suburban white nerd.
If Nick really had such a difficult schooling he'd have no doubt farmed the stories for content by now. As it stands, he's said very little about that period of his life, likely because it was neither troubling nor exceptional. Like most things, he had a bang average early life.
 
We really need a Chuck McGill mashup of Nick.
Your pfp reminded me, every time I hear about Nick spiraling I think of this panel from Uzumaki.
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Here is the shade thrown on Flashcast for Eric regarding Coomalot's crash:

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It is great to see the Fandom Menace now are devouring one another and for what? A drunk failure of a lawyer, his e-daddy that likes to get fucked in the ass and his pet pedo? Holy shit you couldn't have made up a better comedy if you tried.
 
When did he start this licking the bottle degeneracy.
He's always done it. It's just being noticed now due to the pickled alcohol brain.

And lol, July’s undergraduate schools are far better than Nick’s.
Not to mention that he was a D1 track & field athlete. (Except I'm not sure whether to trust Wiki on this. It also says he was shot in the knee during gang activities prior to track & field success.)

Is anything known about his parents political views now or 30 years ago?
Bob Rekieta once had 3-4 short videos of himself behind a desk doing Nick-lite commentary on his FB page. They've been taken down. (I was a lurker back then. I wish I'd found a farmer to achieve it.)

If I were to guess I'd call him a disenfranchised liberal. IIRC his videos were made around 2016. He seemed upset at the general state of America. Also, you can't take charisma away from the Rekieta men. He was very witty.

A textbook Boomer who found success. I could see him as either an establishment Republican or Democrat who could have easily been a Dead Head roadie in his youth.

Why the fuck would she comply?
@elb is here so you can ask her. She might. Nick would win a DCMA considering how YT works. Can you imagine the fireworks if he struck her?

Edit to Add: Have all of her clips been archived here? It would be a good idea in case she unlists/removes them.
 
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I would not consider Drexel to be a conventional MGTOW. He brings alot of his own weird ideas and personal issues to the table. His hate for black women seems related to being raised in the suburbs and resentment of his own mother. There is also alot of Pickup Artist Bullshit in Drexel. He has also talked about how Troons are going to be real competition for women in the future and seems to flirt online with at least one troon.
He'll probably bang a troon one of these days, if he hasn't already.

I know a black guy irl who's banged a troon. He's not a cliche closeted faggot or anything (I mean, he is obviously at least bisexual by definition but beyond that...), he'll just bang anything that's superficially feminine enough as long as he's the top. I'm sure he considers himself entirely, unquestioningly straight. Probably hasn't even thought about it.

Black Americans have weird complexes about faggotry, from what I can tell. They're very socially conservative and homophobic and this causes problems because homosexual black men still exist, so they're all banging dudes on the "down low" and bringing STDs back to their girlfriends. They recommend that some women go on prep in my city because of this.

I have a theory that there's probably a fixed percentage of male homosexuality in any given population and the sooner you can accept that, the sooner that you'll be able to mitigate the damage. Denying it just causes problems. (That's not to say that unfettered acceptance doesn't come with a shitload of problems as well. But some kind of middle ground is ideal.)

I know that's a very basic bitch opinion but so many people I talk to won't say it out loud, even as we walk by HIV billboards aimed at straight women.
 
When did he start this licking the bottle degeneracy. Does he realize what a totally pickled drunk he looks like doing that? I don't remember him doing that in the past.
Figured I'd throw in an answer as I catch up, I'm sure that I've seen him doing that since at least as far back as the Edgecomb trial and maybe longer. It was something about not letting good whiskey go to waste whenever he broke out the good stuff for a toast (cope), but he's definitely been doing it for a while and it was for a good chunk of his refills.
 
Silver lining. I think this week is going to be fun for the rekieta verse. Gonna hold off on an OP edit until next weekend.
Probably a good idea, as the dust settles around the balldozer, the true shape of things will become clearer. As it is, Nick is currently still seething, (this time on twitter,) especially regarding the term “practicing.” Would be most excellent if you’re able to fit some kind of dig at Balldo’s non-practicing lawyer status in the title. Even beyond his morning after, post fuck up clarity, Nick can’t stop seething about that term. It’s clearly his trigger which changes him from Ole Balldo Jekyll to White Bread Niggah Hyde.
 
I would not consider Drexel to be a conventional MGTOW. He brings alot of his own weird ideas and personal issues to the table. His hate for black women seems related to being raised in the suburbs and resentment of his own mother. There is also alot of Pickup Artist Bullshit in Drexel. He has also talked about how Troons are going to be real competition for women in the future and seems to flirt online with at least one troon.
I agree. He's more of a pickup artist than a MGTOW. When he's a guest on Rekieta's show it's always about muh dick.
 
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