Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 87 27.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.3%

  • Total voters
    320
What was the question?
Well, my question (see here) was what reason would you have to honor a request to take down the clips of the stream he privated if he were to ask you. I asked it rather rhetorically, with my hypothesis being that you'd have no reason to honor such a request and that Nick could go fuck himself.

But if I'm wrong, by all means feel free to correct me.

Thank you for all your hard work. ❤️

Who is the walrus?
Answer: Cu cu ca choo.
 
So now that we have an entire stream of Nick saying Niggah, can we get an AI rap EP of Rekieta singing a rap song? My vote is a riff off this but change balls to balldo and have him rap about his tough thug life in the Texas suburbs. Maybe get a white bread ass nigga in there too.
As it stands right now these are the only two song remixes of Rekieta I know about.
 
So now that we have an entire stream of Nick saying Niggah, can we get an AI rap EP of Rekieta singing a rap song? My vote is a riff off this but change balls to balldo and have him rap about his tough thug life in the Texas suburbs. Maybe get a white bread ass nigga in there too.
MC Jarbo (aka Jarbo the Hutt) would likely be the best guy to ask. He does good work. He hates Ralph and Vito, and probably isn't too thrilled about Dick. Dunno about Rekieta, but it's like six degrees to Kevin Bacon with this greasy cabal now.

 
Even if Rackets did file a DCMA all you have to do is contest it
I honestly don’t think I would contest it, depending on the clip. Most of my content isn’t transformative. I know the risks.
what reason would you have to honor a request to take down the clips of the stream he privated
I suppose it would depend on the request, I don’t have a clear answer for that one
 
I honestly don’t think I would contest it, depending on the clip. Most of my content isn’t transformative. I know the risks.
I fully comprehend not wanting to deal with the additional nonsense. Putting that out of the way for a second, you're one of, if not the only clip channel worth a damn re: Rekieta because you're actually touching topics consistently that most refuse to clip. At least it can always be archived here.

I wish you would make them more transformative but understandably so that costs time. We don't all have the luxury.
 
It’s all part of growing up in the hood, dawg; it stays with you.
Before this white bread ass niggah went on to become a non-practicing lawyer & current drunkard youtuber, he was all over da hood yo. Here’s a shot of him & the homies after grade school, one day in 1988. Everyone in the photo but him is now locked in the pen. The film, Colors, based on gang violence, starring a young Sean Penn, went on to use this very same location on set, pardnah:
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Rekieta's opinions on/interactions with Riley and Mint Salad​


You may recall that Rekieta's recent live show in Nashville was recorded and uploaded to his Locals.

Rekieta now admits the Nashville live show was filmed by Riley. From Rekieta's Friday night stream:

"I have had nothing but good encounters and good times hanging out with Riley. He filmed my show in Nashville, I'm not gonna lie, be like, 'I never met Riley, I know nothing'. Riley and Mint are fantastic. They've been super nice to me."

Shortly afterwards, Nick further admits he interacted with Riley and Mint Salad "in Philly". For those who don't follow Rekieta or Masterson closely, this is probably a reference to Rekieta's trip to attend Dick Masterson's live show in Philadelphia in April of this year, though Nick doesn't say that explicitly.

"I've met Riley. I've hung out with Riley. In Philly, Lady Rackets and I spent a shitload of time with Riley and Mint walking around the city, 'cause we, we checked out later than everyone else on the fucking planet, and they're like, 'Oh, we'll drive you to the airport.' Riley's great. Fantastic."



Is Rekieta jealous of Riley and Mint Salad's porn career?​


Rekieta says that he "spent a shitload of time with" Riley and Mint Salad "in Philly". As noted earlier, this appears to most likely be a reference to Rekieta's trip to Philadelphia to attend the Dick Masterson live show that occurred on April 22 of this year. A lightbulb clicked in my head when I heard Rekieta say that.

On Nick's Friday stream from May 12th, approximately 3 weeks following the Dick Masterson live show, Nick said he had spoken to a "friend" at an "event" who made pornography as a couple and claimed they made $6,000 monthly. He rued "how easy it would be to get paid to have sex".

This is a transcription of what he said:

"I ran the numbers. A friend of mine, so a friend of mine, a friend of mine, I was talking to at an event, and they're like, yeah, 'we decided to do' - they're a couple - 'we decided to do porn. We make six grand a month.' I was like 'Y'all make six grand a month? I have a way bigger platform than you, I can make a shitload more than six grand a month doing porn.' And I was like, 'God damn.' You know how easy it would be to get paid to have sex? And, uh, I was like, 'God fucking [trailing off].. What sales pitch do I have to..' and then I was like 'Wait. I can't do this. I got kids.' You can't do the sex thing if you have kids. You can't, because they'll get, fucking mocked or whatever. But I was like, God damn it. It'd be so easy."

At the time, I was confused what "friend" Nick could have met at "an event" who did porn. Based on Nick's recent revelations that he hung out with Riley and Mint Salad extensively in Philadelphia, it seems likely that he was indeed referring to Riley and Mint Salad, unless Nick met some other OnlyFans "creators" who create porn as a couple at some"event".

The clip of Rekieta saying this is in this post under the heading "Nick wishes he didn't have kids so he could make bank on OnlyFans":
Nick relays that he had spoken to a "friend" at "an event" (what event is that :story:) who decided to go into porn online with their partner. They make $6,000 per month. Nick says "I have a way bigger platform than you, I can make a shitload more than six grand a month doing porn."

Nick says he began thinking "what sales pitch do I have to..." before trailing off and saying he is sad that he can't do porn because he has kids and they might see it. "If you do the sex thing, you can never have kids".

He adds "If I thought for a second that me alone could make a fortune on OnlyFans, I would be on OnlyFans in a heartbeat. I don't give a shit. I don't give a fuck. I am so fucking comfortable being naked these days, I don't care about fucking anything anymore. I have no modesty, I have no shame, I don't give a shit. The shit I have said on the Internet is worse than my dick and asshole being on the Internet." (05:21:00)

Of course, Rekieta's take that "You can't do the sex thing if you have kids" appears to have changed based on his more recent response to the question of how to "explain that you're a camwhore to your kids". Nick now says that you just need to "tell them" because "to the kid, it's not abnormal. Definitely, to kids these days, the idea of a woman being naked on camera is only abnormal if you teach your kids that it's abnormal."

This suggests Rekieta's stated objection from May as to why he could not start living Riley and Mint Salad's glamorous lifestyle has since evaporated. Later in the clip though, Nick insists that he will never do porn and that while he "[doesn't] have a problem with people doing this stuff, you know, my family and how we raise our kids, that would be off-limits for us".

 
Pulling up status: Doing the opposite, brb.

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I half expected Nick to write back; "Fuck you bish! I don't scare! I do what I want mother fucker! Fans love me because I'm the best in this sektor! From the top on down!" like a certain other wet brained retard idiot who is also really good buddies with Juju the Cow. Audio of Nick abusing his wife and kids just like Ralph when?
 
When did he start this licking the bottle degeneracy. Does he realize what a totally pickled drunk he looks like doing that? I don't remember him doing that in the past.
Nick has been slurping his bottles since I first started watching him. It has been for so long, that I have stopped watching him except on rare occasion due to his degeneracy.

There has to be a better phrase than nose guard by now. We need something more apt imo.
Balldo Buffer
 
The clip where he says “assume you’re the dumbest person in the room” is the most beta bitch mentality and his scolding voice makes me assume that’s how he talks to our wife when he has to drive their kids to soccer practice because she had her pills with his wine.

You never assume you are the smartest person in a room, but you assume that someone in the room is smarter, more talented, more motivated, and is coming for you any time you come out to perform or compete.
Mr. July wasn’t debating the non-practicing mostly likely HIV+ lawyer. He came on because Nick was being duplicitous and basically just wanted Nick to admit to taking Dick’s side.

I respect Mr. July for being an entrepreneur and actually delivering his product. He’s focusing more on getting writers for his business, but he actually wants to challenge the status quo in comics. Dick and Rekieta want to bring back IBS, any other justification is a lie. They want to try to epically own Mr. July and get his audience because he’s a fake soft dumbass nigger.
 
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There has to be a better phrase than nose guard by now. We need something more apt imo.
Nick's litter of Balldogs. You see it's like bulldogs but balldogs. You get it.

Edit: ten million hours in paint
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Another edit: Made image more gooder.
 
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The clip where he says “assume you’re the dumbest person in the room” is the most beta bitch mentality and his scolding voice makes me assume that’s how he talks to our wife when he has to drive their kids to soccer practice because she had her pills with his wine.

You never assume you are the smartest person in a room, but you assume that someone in the room is smarter, more talented, more motivated, and is coming for you any time you come out to perform or compete.
Mr. July wasn’t debating the non-practicing mostly likely HIV+ lawyer. He came on because Nick was being duplicitous and basically just wanted Nick to admit to taking Dick’s side.

I respect Mr. July for being an entrepreneur and actually delivering his product. He’s focusing more on getting writers for his business, but he actually wants to challenge the status quo in comics. Dick and Rekieta want to bring back IBS, any other justification is a lie. They want to try to epically own Mr. July and get his audience because he’s a fake soft dumbass nigger.
This stuff with nick and eric has made me want to take a closer look at eric tbh. Guy seems likable.
Edit, i dont' mean like cow wise, i mean just maybe watch a video or two.
 
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This stuff with nick and eric has made me want to take a closer look at eric tbh.
He's a fairly normal, decent dude. I haven't watched too much of his stuff but he tends to be one of the least-annoying people on any panel shows he's on or when he did (dunno if he still does) mariokart streams with G&G. With G&G and co. talking over eachother and shilling for superchats and subs or whatever you just got Eric and his wife racing and having a good time.
He always just came off as a guy trying to do his thing without fucking with anyone else.
 
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