Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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My favorite thing has been laughing at Fatty's outrageously ridiculous and extremely fat lies.
I find them too cringe and pathetic to laugh at. They are not even good stories, a funny or smart guy could come up with fake events and make them entertaining or insightful.
He is just a pathological liar making up stories that he thinks make him look cool.
Not even a soysick Redditor would find his stories cool. Even limp-wristed Eugene, sociology student from Portland would get the overwhelming urge to bully the fat liar out of his lunch money.
 
ICYMI and need another entry in your "shit that never happened" folder:


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>Be Fat Rick S. Tomlinson
>Lol
>Be in the locker room of your local gym
>The gym you don't have to go to because you have one set up in your duplex
>See some white gorilla covered in swastika tattoos
>He says something "super racist" towards a brown person
>Be especially pissed off since she lost
>Go up to skinhead gorilla
>Lisp gayly at him in your most intimidating voice
>"Sweet innocent baby child, I'm going to fold you up into your locker if you say another word"
>Every naked dude in the locker room looks at you
>Skinhead starts laughing
>Gayly lisp some more
>"You think this is funny, child?"
>He's doubled over with laughter
>Like, hunched over enough to wrap his arms around his knees doubled over
>You charge at him with the full weight of your bitch tits
>You shove him in his locker
>Slam the door shut
>Slap a padlock on it for good measure
>Proceed to brag on Twatter about how you defeated racism
>Everyone laughs at you because they don't believe you
>Cry into a bottle of booze while you pretend you never owed Quasi any money
 
ICYMI and need another entry in your "shit that never happened" folder:


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No self-proclaimed alpha male or white supremacist would ever look in this obese man's direction for help. I can imagine someone "losing and argument" looking at Rick though because he wants an expert loser.

This doubly didn't happen because white supremacists had no problem being white supremacists before Trump won.
 
Another day, another ego-shattering insult from the community he tried so hard to ingratiate himself into:
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Is he a "stalker terrorist" too, Pat? At whet point do you cut your losses and realize you've utterly destroyed your life and your "career"?

Brian Keene is everything Pat wants to he, has no business trolling on social media and yet can clearly see (and painfully exposes) what a joke Pat is among the people he thinks are his friends. Just imagine the awkwardness of Pat at these cons, trying to barge into conversations with his autistic inability to read a crowd.
 
I find them too cringe and pathetic to laugh at. They are not even good stories, a funny or smart guy could come up with fake events and make them entertaining or insightful.
He is just a pathological liar making up stories that he thinks make him look cool.
Not even a soysick Redditor would find his stories cool. Even limp-wristed Eugene, sociology student from Portland would get the overwhelming urge to bully the fat liar out of his lunch money.

Yeah, I feel the same. Shit is just too cringe to be even funny to me, all his "Clint Eastwood" bullshit, is just plagiarized from old cowboy movies and other SJW's that are liars just as uncreative as he is. The minute someone calls him out on it for his stories not making sense he blocks them. One of my favorites is when he was playing his "general fatton"" character on twitter, someone mentions to him he's very knowledgeable about modern warfare tactics and weapons and such and loves Ukraine, why doesn't he just enlist and help the cause? It wasn't condescending or challenging in any way really, but fatty's knee jerk response is everyone is out to get him and his reply was something along the lines of "go fuck yourself" to a legitimate question that would reveal his true worth. I can't recall seeing someone so incredibly disconnected between his actions capabilities and his words on Twitter. It's incredibly fascinating, when it comes to the written word he is this "main Character", of amazing talents and physical prowess and then in real life he sees Dan, a man allegedly trying to kill him, a man allegedly harming his parents, his wife; and when the bailiff brushes him off that's it, he's nothing, he's pathetic he's such a monumental pussy words cannot describe, he does nothing. It's fascinating to me, a psychiatrist could write thesis on his mental disconnect between twitter and real life.
 
I thought it had been but that appears to have been a trick of the light I did go to his xeeter to find a higher resolution picture.
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Also there appears to be a hair baked into it? Just looks like a giant almost burnt potato and those beans don't look good either. They're a bit charred in very few places other than that they just look greasy. Don't get the almonds at all though, is that a thing? None of this makes sense to me not unlike his shitty chili jam or most other things he does.
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I can't understand how he got it this color. Surely it's not an oven temperature issue, so what the hell did he put on it? Shoe polish? Fat? Pepsi glaze?
 
Have some more of Pat getting destroyed by non-stalker child's. Wonder how he squares this in his mind? Have the trolls created such a sophisticated network of obfuscation and lies that even successful writers, lawyers and other professionals are bamboozled? Why won't they just listen to Pat and stop believing their lying eyes???
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"Yes, child he did. And no, child I am not." I love when Pat tries to lecture people with a law degree about the law.
 
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I'm going to say something I said in Moviebob's thread: what you earn depends on what you do, how well you do it, and the ease of replacing you.
I'd also add unskilled labor jobs should carry a lower wage to incentivize upward movement. No one should be flipping burgers their entire life unless they are a literal retard.

If you're paying some aimless sap $36k a year to work the fry counter in McDonald's they're less likely to leave meaning those positions aren't available to younger generations trying to break into the job market which is going to create a knock-on effect and fuck things up for everyone (you can already see this with people who got dogshit degrees like gender studies now being stuck stacking shelves or pouring coffee for the rest of their miserable lives).

None of this occurs to Pat, of course, because like all terminally online dipshits he's incapable of looking past the immediate 'number go up good' dopamine to see the bigger picture.
 
I'd also add unskilled labor jobs should carry a lower wage to incentivize upward movement. No one should be flipping burgers their entire life unless they are a literal retard.

If you're paying some aimless sap $36k a year to work the fry counter in McDonald's they're less likely to leave meaning those positions aren't available to younger generations trying to break into the job market which is going to create a knock-on effect and fuck things up for everyone (you can already see this with people who got dogshit degrees like gender studies now being stuck stacking shelves or pouring coffee for the rest of their miserable lives).

None of this occurs to Pat, of course, because like all terminally online dipshits he's incapable of looking past the immediate 'number go up good' dopamine to see the bigger picture.
His stance on any matter is "what will get me attention and good boy points on Twitter?" He thinks playing it edgy, by demanding what all libs want- just a little more brash- is his little niche. He pegged it all on reinventing himself post-divorce as "I'm a badass alcoholic biker and even I can find it in my heart to care about [Regime Issue #39190]." Or whatever that lame """conservative""" grift was of his that he conveniently doesn't do anymore.

Btw it's 4AM in Milwaukee:
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His stance on any matter is "what will get me attention and good boy points on Twitter?" He thinks playing it edgy, by demanding what all libs want- just a little more brash- is his little niche. He pegged it all on reinventing himself post-divorce as "I'm a badass alcoholic biker and even I can find it in my heart to care about [Regime Issue #39190]." Or whatever that lame """conservative""" grift was of his that he conveniently doesn't do anymore.

Btw it's 4AM in Milwaukee:
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@stealthycheeks in all of them. fat's clapping 'em good!
 
Thank you @Broadside for posting this!
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I read Brian Keene's "Rising" series and later "Conqueror Worms" when I was in my early teens and iirc I thought it was hot garbage - however it was successful hot garbage and written in an engaging and visceral enough way to make me want to read to the end - the book equivalent of a properly executed b-movie.

Looking at his Bibliography, Keene appears to be successful in his field with 4 or so dozen books published consistently over the last 25 years (so about 2 a year) and has worked in some capacity as a writer on big fiction brands like "X-Files", "Hellboy", "Alien" and "Doctor Who".

Brian Keene stating Pat has become persona non grata and a laughing stock in his community has to sting, even for someone with as much padding as Fatrick. Career-wise, Keene has achieved pretty much everything Tomlinson wishes he had.
 
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ICYMI and need another entry in your "shit that never happened" folder:


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Stories like this are obviously made up, but they're usually based on a real-life experience, only it's an experience that's not worth telling other people about because it's only interesting to the people who were there, so you start to embellish it and punch it up to make it a story worth telling. I like to try and figure out what actually happened, just like with schizos telling their own stories. I think Pat saw a guy wearing Trump merch and said nothing, the guy said and did nothing special, and that was it, and years later he made up a story where he was the hero.
 
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