Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Tiny Chinaman]

Bonus points if his kids are in the car because he's still drunk from the night before.

Body cam footage of this man drunk in public in some way or another within 5 years
It might be interesting to see him defend himself in some type of vehicular homicide sittuatoin.

 

[im5!XxhO]

Body cam footage of this man drunk in public in some way or another within 5 years
It might be interesting to see him defend himself in some type of vehicular homicide sittuatoin.

If he continues like this, we will see something like that within 2 years. He is also driving quite a lot to the city, isn't he?

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

If he continues like this, we will see something like that within 2 years. He is also driving quite a lot to the city, isn't he?

Yes. He drives a couple hours for jerky and hair plugs.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

This stuff with nick and eric has made me want to take a closer look at eric tbh.

He’s honestly just like a lot of other culture war critics, but he put his money where his mouth is. He decided to do his own superhero comics, the writing isn’t great, but Eric delivered a product and it was serviceable. He invested his profits back into his own business and got better writers to help him and he seems like it’s not a grift.

Other writers like EVS or Diversity in Comics basically don’t really produce their product or just switched to doing derivative works (I think DiC does Rambo and Expendables shit).

 

[LanternsNSongs]

You will never be a practicing lawyer. You have no clients, you have no LLC, you have no trials. You are a homosexual man twisted by trust funds and bad schools into a crude mockery of Jews' perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish experience behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even non-practicing lawyers who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your sentence structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy take your legal advice, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your rotted, moldy diploma.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with an obituary marked with your real job, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a practicing lawyer isn't buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a history that is unmistakably of a non-practicing lawyer's. This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Just got caught up enough on his post-Thursday liveatream meltdown LOCALS stream:

- He was late becuase he had a call.

Daddy-Dick? Who else would you call at the wee hours of the morning? Someone in the sektur.

- He doesn't want to talk about the drama more. (Spoiler: This was a lie)

- He immediately lights up on weed, does it poorly, starts hacking, and repeats his line about 'I don't eveb like it. I just do it for the memes'.

- He doesn't likeStevie. There was a weird rant about a 'health consult' when he was at Qells Fargo when they recommended it becuase it qas 'plant-based'. He didn't like it, and thought they were stupid.

- His next Unbreaded reading will be 5 pages of thematically connected material.

- He didn't want to go in on Eric, but it seemed worse to ignore him when he asked to come on.

- Nick days he could have represented himself against Monty amd been funny. He never asked for money I the GFM. He doesn't like people who say they 'need' help. He can pay for it.

- He said he would invite Dick on for his side, but he doens think Dick wanted on, and Nick did not want to do it.

- Nick repeats that he assumes his 30+ latest ethics complaints are gone. They don't tell you if it is resolved. It has been months.

Didn't he show the resolution document during WW?

- He got an offer to have an early Project Veritas employee on who 'has a different perspective' on the lawsuit against O'Keefe. He has not had James on because he has not reached out.

- More plans to do karaoke, call-in, and 40k painting.

- He would not have Ralph on his show put of principle, but would go on another show with him.

- He did not intend to have a Friday drunk stream.

- A bunch of talk about gaming in the 90's.

 

[Swole McPole]

Yes. He drives a couple hours for jerky and butt plugs.

FTFY.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

- More plans to do karaoke, call-in, and 40k painting.

He has so many plans that never happen.

- He would not have Ralph on his show put of principle, but would go on another show with him.

Remember when he said he'd never forgive Ralph, out of principle?

 

[Thugnificent]

- He immediately lights up on weed, does it poorly, starts hacking, and repeats his line about 'I don't eveb like it. I just do it for the memes'.

He smoked pot on stream?! I think he's taken edibles a couple of times prior to this, but just outright smoking it is I believe a first. Nick's slippery slope is a right angle.

- He would not have Ralph on his show put of principle, but would go on another show with him.

I wonder when his domestic abuse arc begins.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Another Nick Rekieta - PowerPuff Girls Meme

 

[Captain Manning]

He didn't want to go in on Eric, but it seemed worse to ignore him when he asked to come on.

Bullshit. Daddy Dick compelled him to go in on Eric and now he's regretting it.

Nick days he could have represented himself against Monty amd been funny.

He's right. It would have been.

But not in the way he thinks.

As it stands, shit is still pretty funny though. Nobody predicted Monty would be doing so well.

He would not have Ralph on his show put of principle, but would go on another show with him.

I guess that's his way of reconciling doing what Dick wants (making up with Ralph), while recognizing the fact that Ralph said all sorts of horrible shit about our wife.

 

[Potatoherder]

- Nick days he could have represented himself against Monty amd been funny. He never asked for money I the GFM. He doesn't like people who say they 'need' help. He can pay for it.

The givesendgo just set itself up and linked to his bank account. There was nothing he could have done to prevent it! His whole 'people asked me to' cope just doesn't work when his audience has begged for years for him to do things and it just doesn't happen.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

- More plans to do karaoke, call-in, and 40k painting.

Did the streamer workshop videos even happen?

 

[Spaded Dave]

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Same Energy (Stole Elissa's Video Track):

 

[Shig O'nella]

Did the streamer workshop videos even happen?

What do you think?

Of course they didn't. Last I saw he was repromising the first one, but that was a week(?) ago.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Bonus points if his kids are in the car because he's still drunk from the night before.

The last person I knew who did that was immediately arrested, had his car impounded and lost forever, spent the night in jail, committed theft via credit card for bail, lost his (second) marriage, nearly lost his kids (first marriage), did a couple rehab stints (fail and fail), broke into his estranged second wife’s home and was so drunk and mad he called the cops on himself and got dumped off at a hospital for the night, racked up more DUIs (“I was just sitting in the car, ossifier!”), lost another car, continued downward into increasingly shadier apartments, got sued for back rent and evicted, sued by former business partners, owing his ex-wife (2nd) mid-5 digits, became a total deadbeat on child support, and ended up living rough for a day or two and in a men’s shelter for months. All within a year or two of that “still drunk”/“eye opener” morning commute to take his kids to their private school across town. He’s lucky he didn’t kill them.

Word to the wise, Nick.

 

[Captain Manning]

Speaking of Nick's stalled-out GSG, I didn't see these posted here in the thread before, so I figure I'd make a record of them.

The amount of likes on the comments about Mandy is pretty interesting.

 

[Strix454]

- Nick days he could have represented himself against Monty amd been funny. He never asked for money I the GFM. He doesn't like people who say they 'need' help. He can pay for it.

Lest we forget, he did briefly represent himself against Monty:

The results were him not responding to the complaint in time because he had better things to do, seemingly trying to convince Monty's attorney not to represent Monty and getting a professional conduct complaint against himself.

If he had continued to represent himself, it would have been extremely funny. He wouldn't have been willing to do the necessary work and he probably would have written up arguments that would have been laughed out of court.

 

[Retink Retunk]

I spent too much time on this.
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Spoiler: Watch the vids first

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Eric July really got under Nick's skin with that one, hu? Good to know how easy it is to get his goat and what his pain points are, he probably shouldn't have exposed that to the world like that.

 

[Love Machine]

I really can't wait till we can all start saying "pay Monty, Mr. Drunk" and it will be true.
I wonder if nick has half the fight in him that Patrick does.