Defendant: Ethan Oliver Ralph - Ethan Ralph's Documented Legal Troubles & Other Court Docs

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Offering monthly payments of $75 to $100, lmao. Makes me think that even the pathetic $100-$200 donations he now makes on his "show" are 50% fake because his wigger pride can't stand being humiliated by the alogs.

No car, no vacations, no restaurant steaks, no new Gucci sunglasses, no new man purses for the broke ass nigga. Just a torta and some cheap pills and booze to make it through another day of his horrific existence.
All this plus he hasn’t paid his $800/month CS payments for the past two months. It all corresponds with his viewership and donations drying up after the Fuentes thing faded away.

Ralph is BROKE for real.
 
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Sorry Vicky, but that tentative order was vacated in lieu of a fifteen hundred dollar fine with one thousand dismissed of Ralph behaves himself. Questions aside on how you bill legal fees if you are doing it pro se, you're dangerously close contempt of court for ignoring an order vacating your legal fees.
No, it's a deal that you get the ring and you decide what the value is. There is no such thing as a fake appraisal. There is a fraudulent appraisal, where the appraiser knows it's not worth the value, but an appraiser is not legally required to authenticate an object, only to value it. This man must be from Romani stock. There is no other way this man can be such a dedicated huckster.
 
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Matt Vickers and Ethan Ralph are like a binary neutron star system of mutual, sustained hatred for one another. The difference, of course, is that a binary star system gradually accelerates as they inevitably collide with one another, This is like when two people in a fighting game have a mirror match with the turtling character. Constant prancing and posturing while you wait for the other side to make a friggin move.

All this Vickers/:gunt: drama is fun as hell to skim through on a late weeknight, but my GOD does it suck to be caught up now.
 
Real talk for a second, if Ralph just didn't pay, and got his passport revoked and had to go back to the US, what of value would he be able to even pay to Vickers (Ralph 2)? What could the court possibly seize or take from him, since he has no money, and he doesn't even have a real job, so they can't garnish his wages or anything.
 
Real talk for a second, if Ralph just didn't pay, and got his passport revoked and had to go back to the US, what of value would he be able to even pay to Vickers (Ralph 2)? What could the court possibly seize or take from him, since he has no money, and he doesn't even have a real job, so they can't garnish his wages or anything.
Vickers could seize the Ralph swamp and then he could move out there and live in the Ralph swamp and do his show from the Ralph swamp to own Ralph
 
There’s a slim chance Xander won’t mind when he finds out Papaw Vickers did everything in his limited power to try to ruin Ralph’s already self-ruined life.

But when he’s old enough to fully grasp all the shit his grandfather did to his mother — publicizing her Gunting and mental health issues on a blog, Twitter and podcast while she was pregnant with him and for years afterward — odds are pretty good he’ll be disgusted. Kids have strong protective instincts when it comes to their mothers — and sons are especially likely to take a strong stance against anyone who hurts their mom.

Vickers is throwing away his relationship with his only grandchild because he’s a man child obsessed with a rage pig. And he thinks this is a flex.
Disagree. Vickers's sons are old enough to grasp what Vickers is doing and they appear to be approving of what he is doing. I shouldn't expect Xander to feel any differently when he is old enough to understand the blogs, the attempts to drag Ralph to court, washing dirty linen in public and so on.

Can't blame them. Ralph treated the Vickers horribly after all.
 
Real talk for a second, if Ralph just didn't pay, and got his passport revoked and had to go back to the US, what of value would he be able to even pay to Vickers (Ralph 2)? What could the court possibly seize or take from him, since he has no money, and he doesn't even have a real job, so they can't garnish his wages or anything.
Jail. They can have Ralph thrown into jail if he gets that far into arrears. It varies but six months is usually sufficient. Deadbeats that decide they won’t work, or pretend to be broke, to avoid paying eventually get tossed into jail for it, esp if the baby momma is pissed and stays on top of the matter in the courts.

Lots of guys sitting in jail for failure to pay child support. Guy in arrears for over a year gets pulled over for a speeding ticket, cop runs his name, he ends up going to jail for a few months due to failure to pay child support.
 
Jail. They can have Ralph thrown into jail if he gets that far into arrears. It varies but six months is usually sufficient. Deadbeats that decide they won’t work, or pretend to be broke, to avoid paying eventually get tossed into jail for it, esp if the baby momma is pissed and stays on top of the matter in the courts.

Lots of guys sitting in jail for failure to pay child support. Guy in arrears for over a year gets pulled over for a speeding ticket, cop runs his name, he ends up going to jail for a few months due to failure to pay child support.
His pride is what put him in this position. He should have just paper aborted the babies and be done with it. 80% of his life's stresses would have gone way.
 
His pride is what put him in this position. He should have just paper aborted the babies and be done with it. 80% of his life's stresses would have gone way.
LMAO, Ralph actually agreed to take on a debt that had real ramifications for not paying.

Ralph’s whole life has been a series of scamming lenders and never paying them back. It’s why he has no credit and can’t live in the USA.

He’s finally hit the wall. His truck repo’ed, 20% of his streaming income goes to a stripe loan and he will lose his passport or go to jail if he doesn’t pay his child support. He’s finally got obligations he can’t run from for once in his sad life.
 
LMAO, Ralph actually agreed to take on a debt that had real ramifications for not paying.

Ralph’s whole life has been a series of scamming lenders and never paying them back. It’s why he has no credit and can’t live in the USA.

He’s finally hit the wall. His truck repo’ed, 20% of his streaming income goes to a stripe loan and he will lose his passport or go to jail if he doesn’t pay his child support. He’s finally got obligations he can’t run from for once in his sad life.
Forgot about the truck. Still waiting on those parts huh fat boy?
 
But Josh and Jim made fun of him! He couldn't let it slide! Having two men control your actions by making fun of you is totally not a bish behavior.
It's not the first or last time Ralph will let men control him.

With his legal record half the time the handcuffs aren't fuzzy when a man's taking charge or Ethan.
 
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