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My dear Kiwis! Today I present to you an exceptionally special type of Pooner - flaming-hot, bipolar-ridden, seemingly paralysed, yet still the gayest of the gays!

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Oh my, that bio is truly a handful. Btw, very manly endometriosis, dood!
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E-begging on the get-go? Wait and see how that passive aggression turns into a truly chihuahua-rage moment!

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All in all, these rageouts are funny, but sadly, little Pooner will never be a real man.
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I think they should change “legal” to “mandatory”. Not to sound like a fervent baby killer, but pooners are overwhelmingly batshit insane. When a woman is pregnant while doping herself up on testosterone, the baby has a very high chance of coming out fucked up. If this pooner shit continues to spread, we’ll have a new wave of thalidomide babies.
I agree. It's a girl too so she could be born with a fucked up, enlarged clit. If you wanna dope yourself up for your mutant clit fetish as an adult, fine. But don't force it on a baby who has no choice. It feels like she's subjecting her child to her fetish.
 
I agree. It's a girl too so she could be born with a fucked up, enlarged clit. If you wanna dope yourself up for your mutant clit fetish as an adult, fine. But don't force it on a baby who has no choice. It feels like she's subjecting her child to her fetish.
Enlarged clit would be a good case scenario (if possible). Messing with hormone levels during pregnancy (as my small knowledge of medicine goes) is more akin to crack babies, FAS or smoking. You know, improperly formed limbs, messed up fusion of tissues, intellectual disability... It's not the scale of thalidomide scandal and these narc pooners want to keep their doping habit intact, so the exact effects are not well known.

Here's an old article about the famous asian-american FtM that made news for giving birth in 2008. It talks about the possible effects and notably features a quote by a butcher (i.e. trans plastic surgeon) that's trying to handwave away any concerns.

Here's a July '23 article about the same topic from DailyMail (yellow press, I know). Apparently some insane interest groups are trying to change NHS guidelines that say pooners shouldn't be taking testosterone while pregnant, because not taking drugs triggers their dysphowia.

My question is, if you want to be a "man" so bad, why would you get pregnant? The one thing no male person has ever done. This is some serious cluster B shit and it's almost on the same level as uterine transplants for male trannies.
 
I think they should change “legal” to “mandatory”. Not to sound like a fervent baby killer, but pooners are overwhelmingly batshit insane. When a woman is pregnant while doping herself up on testosterone, the baby has a very high chance of coming out fucked up. If this pooner shit continues to spread, we’ll have a new wave of thalidomide babies.

No better example is pigeonsandfries. Exulansic covered her a few times. She’s a particularly loony example. She thought taking testosterone meant she couldn’t get pregnant which obviously means she was taking it during the start of her pregnancy. She calls her and her husband a “same sex couple” because her jurisdiction is clown enough to allow sex marker changes. Then she had a freakout because someone with a male marker couldn’t access prenatal care (lol). She also spent thousands of dollars on a metoidoplasty and titchop while her only job appears to be selling shitty Etsy jewelry. Her videos have this narcissistic vibe where pooning out is more important than being a mother.
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I refuse to look for more videos of this crazy narc bitch. If someone can stomach child-abusing narcs better, mirrors of her videos are here.
If I recall correctly from a few other posters on the farms, high testosterone levels during pregnancies may cause a higher instance of urological/genital birth defects ranging from mild like undecended testicals, to major problems like a total fusion of the vaginal, urethra and anus into one giant cloaca type hole,missing gonads, extra gonads, and the urethra placed on the scrotum of baby boys. Those poor fucking kids..
 
No better example is pigeonsandfries. Exulansic covered her a few times. She’s a particularly loony example. She thought taking testosterone meant she couldn’t get pregnant which obviously means she was taking it during the start of her pregnancy. She calls her and her husband a “same sex couple” because her jurisdiction is clown enough to allow sex marker changes. Then she had a freakout because someone with a male marker couldn’t access prenatal care (lol). She also spent thousands of dollars on a metoidoplasty and titchop while her only job appears to be selling shitty Etsy jewelry. Her videos have this narcissistic vibe where pooning out is more important than being a mother.
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I refuse to look for more videos of this crazy narc bitch. If someone can stomach child-abusing narcs better, mirrors of her videos are here.
Post about pigeonsandfries here:
Elleot Conrad / pigeonsandfries
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owner of a failing etsy shop with pronoun/pride flag/kink themed items, pursuing dangerous cosmetic surgeries instead of financial and personal stability for her infant daughter
probably due for an update because she’s had multiple surgeries recently
 
If I recall correctly from a few other posters on the farms, high testosterone levels during pregnancies may cause a higher instance of urological/genital birth defects ranging from mild like undecended testicals, to major problems like a total fusion of the vaginal, urethra and anus into one giant cloaca type hole,missing gonads, extra gonads, and the urethra placed on the scrotum of baby boys. Those poor fucking kids..
A Pooner that gets pregnant and abuses testosterone and ends up with a mutated baby should get the fucking electric chair.
Its fucking disgusting these vile little bitches put their fetish ahead of the health of an unborn child.
If they really thought they were men they wouldn't get pregnant to begin with, these are just deviant fetishist freaks twisted by porn into Slaanesh Cultist abominations that worship hedonism and deviance.
 
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If they really thought they were men they wouldn't get pregnant to begin with, these are just devian fetishist freaks twisted by porn into Slaanesh Cultist abominations that worship hedonism and deviance.
"I have to get my tits cut off because they make me dysphoric but getting pregnant is fine"

Why do we have to pretend to take any of this stuff seriously.
 
If they really thought they were men they wouldn't get pregnant to begin with, these are just devian fetishist freaks twisted by porn into Slaanesh Cultist abominations that worship hedonism and deviance.
I still remain baffled to this day when a TRA told me the most bizarre reason as to why it was ok for a TIF to get pregnant and that it didn't take away their male identity.They claimed that the reason some TIFs get pregnant is that in their mind gender is solely a construct and pregnancy is thus not limited to women, with people like Logan Brown being an example.As long as their male identity was being affirmed that it doesn't matter what they do to their bodies.If gender is meaningless then why exactly do they believe testosterone and not having breasts turns them into men, but cope with the idea that pregnancy is not limited to women?What about TIFs who do nothing with their bodies but identify as men still?How exactly would TIFs know they're men if there's no single way to being one?
 
I still remain baffled to this day when a TRA told me the most bizarre reason as to why it was ok for a TIF to get pregnant and that it didn't take away their male identity.They claimed that the reason some TIFs get pregnant is that in their mind gender is solely a construct and pregnancy is thus not limited to women, with people like Logan Brown being an example.As long as their male identity was being affirmed that it doesn't matter what they do to their bodies.If gender is meaningless then why exactly do they believe testosterone and not having breasts turns them into men, but cope with the idea that pregnancy is not limited to women?What about TIFs who do nothing with their bodies but identify as men still?How exactly would TIFs know they're men if there's no single way to being one?
It might be because they've let TiMs define womanhood. And they've defined it purely in terms of what they can acquire. So breasts mean womanhood because a man can get implants or grow some ghastly breasts of his own with the help of estrogen. But pregnancy doesn't define womanhood because it's not something a man can acquire.
 
"I have to get my tits cut off because they make me dysphoric but getting pregnant is fine"

Why do we have to pretend to take any of this stuff seriously.
Getting pregnant is fine, but no heckin chest feeding that baby dood because zipper tits.
It’s beyond selfish on so many levels.
 
identity.They claimed that the reason some TIFs get pregnant is that in their mind gender is solely a construct and pregnancy is thus not limited to women,
See this is psychosis. Its a classic psychotic delusion, a complete break from reality, theres no difference between that or any other delusion.
The "logic" of the Gender Cult is that if a delusional patient claims to be Napoleon the best treatment is to prescribe them a Bicorn Hat and a Saber, and forcing everyone to remember to call the psychotic fuck L'Emperor because L'Emperor will kill themselves otherwise.
Pregnant Pooners prove that even the Pooner doesn't believe their own bullshit.
 
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Pooner cum simulation incoming.

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This is so retarded I blurted out, "What?" aloud. Bitch first of all, if you have a "cum fetish" you should have dated a man instead of trying to become one. He would probably be more than happy to sate your "cum fetish." Secondly, phalloplasties can't even void urine properly, and you think adding a fake cum tube would be a good idea? Connected to your piss muscles, what? My god, why won't one of these pooners act like a man for once and bully this dumb hoe bro for being such a retard
 
Secondly, phalloplasties can't even void urine properly, and you think adding a fake cum tube would be a good idea?
Some lubes have glycerin which causes yeast infections in some or guar gum which is a great growing medium for microbes. They do make whiteish lubes that are made to look like cum and you can put them in special dildos that fake ejaculate from a tube you can squeeze. It may be a dumb hunk of plastic but it's still more advanced than their skin sausages.
 
It may be a dumb hunk of plastic but it's still more advanced than their skin sausages.
I've been saying this for years, they literally make realistic looking penises for  TiFs you can use as packers and during sex that will serve so much more function for a troon than the body horror they make out of their skin and attach to their crotch. I see absolutely no fucking reason why a rot dog is somehow more preferable.

Lost the post to quote, but what in the actual fuck is an FtFemboy? UrbanDictonary let me down.

I know what an FtM is. I know what a femboy is. But somehow the very idea of those two things merging seems entirely impossible.
Sounds to me like a female transitioning to male to try and be a gay feminine bottom boy. It's just as stupid as it sounds.
 
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