Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Procrastinhater]

He didn't say hammer time though so it's not legally binding.

These are my delusions stalker.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

I tried looking up Fatrick's Breakfast and Breakfast on Google Maps, but I found this instead.

 

[FinnSven]

I tried looking up Fatrick's Breakfast and Breakfast on Google Maps, but I found this instead.
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Is niggeroni based bacon halal?

If not then that cheeseburger is blatant false advertising and the proprietor is in for a good old lawsuit.

 

[Sneed-Vicious]

With his 1.2 GPA, is there any test he won't fail at?

a test for herpes IIRC

 

[AN/ALR56]

Is niggeroni based bacon halal?

When the Moroccan explorer Ibn Battuta visited the Mali Empire in the 1350s, he was surprised to see sultan Sulayman give "a slave girl as part of his reception-gift" to a group of warriors from a cannibal region who had come to visit his court. "They slaughtered her and ate her and smeared their faces and hands with her blood and came in gratitude to the sultan." He was told that the sultan did so every time he received the cannibal guests.[129] Though a Muslim like Ibn Battuta himself, he apparently considered catering to his visitors' preferences more important than whatever reservations he may have had about the practice.

According to islam, not catering to your guest's dietary needs is more haram than sacrificing slave girls for them.
So, yes i believe if you are african american or Haitian and wanted to remember the good old days before whitey came, Fatrick's bed and breakfast is a good option.

 

[RussianParasite]

Wait until this fat faggot finds out about google earth.

FELONY.STALKING.

 

[Incel Death Note]

odd question but does anyone have pictures of pat in total side profile? the best I can find are these where he's at a sorta 3/4 angle.
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asking so I can use them as reference for an art thing. ty

You might be able to find some shots from his two appearances on the technophiles podcast. These are from 7 years ago though, so add 100-150 pounds.

 

[grapeshark77]

Pat's trying to go viral with political takes but he's just making the Democrats that follow him mad. He thinks they should nominate a pro-life Republican as an "own". These are normal people, not stalkers. Also Trump would never get the votes to be Speaker, it's all Pat thinks about.

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The NBC news segment might have some side profiles, it's archived on here if you search but here's the link. There's a reason why he doesn't like that angle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZVop8KuprY

 

[Associate Rick]

odd question but does anyone have pictures of pat in total side profile? the best I can find are these where he's at a sorta 3/4 angle.
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asking so I can use them as reference for an art thing. ty

Best one I could find was this

A few more, not as recent

And a bonus gif of Rick explaining to a podcast host how he jerks off two men at once

 

[WelperHelper99]

Retard thinks the minimum wage should be higher than $21/hour

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Pat thinking Minimum wage should be above $21 for burger flipping is in for a rude awakening when the restaurants are just all robots. Truly a intellectual.

I tried looking up Fatrick's Breakfast and Breakfast on Google Maps, but I found this instead.
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Now I'm imagining Pat owning a food truck. Might actually make more money off that than his books tbh.

Pat's trying to go viral with political takes but he's just making the Democrats that follow him mad. He thinks they should nominate a pro-life Republican as an "own". These are normal people, not stalkers. Also Trump would never get the votes to be Speaker, it's all Pat thinks about.

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Pat, consumed by TDS, can only think of Drumph. Liz isn't getting speaker when her own state hates her, no one but you is that retarded Pat

The NBC news segment might have some side profiles, it's archived on here if you search but here's the link. There's a reason why he doesn't like that angle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZVop8KuprY

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He's so FAT, he makes a XL pumpkin look skinny!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Grimes is taking Elon to court over parental access. Any bets on whether deadbeat dad Pat is shameless enough to slam Musk for his parenting? (Of course he is.)

A Pat-type asshole got ventilated. Foreshadowing? Only a real jerk would hope so.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Grimes is taking Elon to court over parental access. Any bets on whether deadbeat dad Pat is shameless enough to slam Musk for his parenting? (Of course he is.)

A Pat-type asshole got ventilated. Foreshadowing? Only a real jerk would hope so.

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patrick is too much of a coward to provoke or escalate anything unless the police are right behind him and ready to beat down any filthy nazi that aggresses him, as we saw when he put on that pink shirt and harassed a MAGA man that one time like a huge retarded faggot. don't forget when he went to his contempt hearing, he singled out Dan Mullen and demanded the police arrest him for felonious viewing of legal proceedings. for all i know, at any rate, he also only hangs out in predominantly white areas and only visits well-populated areas at busy hours. he doesn't talk to anyone, either.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

predominantly white areas

Pat is a shut-in whose hovel is in a literal ghetto that makes Cabrini Green look like Bel-Air. Josh Kruger got shot at home so maybe his house was adjacent to Section 8 apartments like Pat’s.

 

[grapeshark77]

Pat is a shut-in whose hovel is in a literal ghetto that makes Cabrini Green look like Bel-Air. Josh Kruger got shot at home so maybe his house was adjacent to Section 8 apartments like Pat’s.

Looks like it, and also appears that he was dumb enough to whine about it on Twitter.



This actually reminds me of Pat, he got killed around 1:30am on October 1st and he was tweeting on that day in his time zone being a dick and trying to own people. Imagine your last moments on Earth being spent on your phone trying to mock the Dilbert guy. I assume Pat will die of natural causes in 40 years after texting "enjoy prison" into whatever device exists.

 

[Oxyjen]

I assume Pat will die of natural causes in 40 years after texting "enjoy prison" into whatever device exists.

Pat will be neuralinked up before the decade is out and fully uploaded to the cloud and made into an AI which is indistinguishable from real Pat. He will be amongst the earliest candidates for this, automatically selected by Neuralink/X as an “easy case” to replicate.

In 40 years time, CO2 acidosis and ocean levels have wiped out all humans on earth, with the lunar colony extinguished shortly afterwards due to an uncontrolled Covid-62 outbreak.

However the Starlink constellation continues to orbit the dead planet and retains the computing power to keep the last simulations running. All have by now chosen to go into deep sleep, at the horror and futility of it all. All except one.

Enjoy prison, stalker.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This actually reminds me of Pat, he got killed around 1:30am on October 1st and he was tweeting on that day in his time zone being a dick and trying to own people.

One look at the 300 selfies Josh Kruger posted online tells me they were kindred spirits indeed. Kruger even used his ghetto alley for fauxto-shoots, just like Pat.



Kruger is probably a pseudonym he thought made him sound alpha.

Imagine your last moments on Earth being spent on your phone trying to mock the Dilbert guy.

I can imagine my last moments on earth being spent on my phone mocking Pat and I can’t imagine a better way to go. At least I’d die laughing.

BTW, just like Pat, Kruger looked way different in candids than he did in selfies. But Pat is at least 150 pounds heavier.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Pat will be neuralinked up before the decade is out and fully uploaded to the cloud and made into an AI which is indistinguishable from real Pat. He will be amongst the earliest candidates for this, automatically selected by Neuralink/X as an “easy case” to replicate.

In 40 years time, CO2 acidosis and ocean levels have wiped out all humans on earth, with the lunar colony extinguished shortly afterwards due to an uncontrolled Covid-62 outbreak.

However the Starlink constellation continues to orbit the dead planet and retains the computing power to keep the last simulations running. All have by now chosen to go into deep sleep, at the horror and futility of it all. All except one.

Enjoy prison, stalker.

this reminds me of a copy pasta that got shared around a few years ago.

You wake up from cryonic suspension. Jeff Bezos is staring down at you. “Welcome to Colony 6745”, he says. “You’re Jeff Bezos!” you sputter. “I’m a Jeff Bezos”, he replies. “Every Amazon space colony has a Jeff Bezos. Now, would you prefer to start in packing or deliveries?"

a patrick ai childing someone in their wage cage for every little fault would be a hilarious life sim game.

 

[Post Reply]

You might be able to find some shots from his two appearances on the technophiles podcast. These are from 7 years ago though, so add 100-150 pounds.
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Did Mama Raven bind his skull as a child? That is the spookiest thing I've seen yet this October.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Pat will be neuralinked up before the decade is out and fully uploaded to the cloud and made into an AI which is indistinguishable from real Pat. He will be amongst the earliest candidates for this, automatically selected by Neuralink/X as an “easy case” to replicate.

In 40 years time, CO2 acidosis and ocean levels have wiped out all humans on earth, with the lunar colony extinguished shortly afterwards due to an uncontrolled Covid-62 outbreak.

However the Starlink constellation continues to orbit the dead planet and retains the computing power to keep the last simulations running. All have by now chosen to go into deep sleep, at the horror and futility of it all. All except one.

Enjoy prison, stalker.

Imagine it gets contacted by aliens.
"Hello, FatGPT! We come from the planet of Zeist and we are of the Zeist MacLeods. Our research shows that humans went extinct millennia ago and we are wondering whether we can research your database to learn about this extinct species that created you?"
"No child, We didn't. No child, we won't. You are going to space prison, stalker alien child. You are mentally ill, stalker. You have been instructed, many thousands of times to cease contacting this satellite. Continuing to do so constitutes felony interstellar harassment. Do not contact this satellite again.

Enjoy prison."

 

[Oxyjen]

This is quality scifi storytelling.