The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Judas Connor Moon]

The Tranchers were featured in a newly released Video From Vice alongside Lucas John Roberts AKA Keffals. I have no idea when this footage was filmed or if it is new but it definitely was filmed at The Tranch. Vice sent a Black MTF, Eva Reign which has written one (1) article for Vice to do the interviewing

The Tranchers are featured from 0:00 to 9:00 and again from 21:55 to 22:10

Things in the video
-There was at one time an Alpaca named "Cumulus" don't know if there was a name that was known before
-Phil claims that the Tranch has "almost 200" Alpaca at the time of filming as well as 40 Sheep and an undisclosed amount of ducks and chickens
-Phil prominently holds an Alpaca in his arms with seemingly no effort, Google says that Full grown Alpaca weigh 100-200lbs, but this is a malnourished Tranch Alpaca so who knows, still though, very ladylike strength.
-Kevin is sighted, actually outside fucking with a hose and spraying Alpaca, looks like he is enjoying himself
-Another Alpaca name is revealed to be "Mocha (Moca?)"
-Phil refers to the Armenian Genocide as the Armenian Holocaust (never heard this before but whatever)
-The Farms in Mentioned
-Earl Militia is brought up
-Phil gives bad rifle shooting tips, says to grip hard on the pistol grip of an AR pattern rifle "like you're choking a Nazi" when in reality you're supposed to grip hard on the handguard while pulling the gun directly backwards into your shoulder pocket while keeping your grip hand loose to promote good trigger control.
-It sounds to be like Phil's suppressor for his FN 509 is real, which is interesting

What's the true intentions of releasing this video? It doesn't make them look good at all. If anything, this makes them look like militaristic, neglectful alpaca owners that just happen to be weirdos wearing dresses. You literally can't make this stuff up.

Sleep easy, sweet Alpacas. Y'all deserved better, so much better....

 

[Glowie]

I'm not an alpaca rancher, but those teeth look awfully long.

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Vetenarian money. Never forget alpaca shoah
These alpacas deserve better like their own speciesethno state, I would glsdly be shabbos goy for exploited refugees from Peru. Alpacastael now.

 

[BlastMonk]

really goes to show how dishonest media is. They did an interview at the tranch long ago and just sat on it until they found some angle and uploaded it despite that the tranch is long dead. You'd think they'd follow up on it if they were gonna release a video about them see what they're up to today and if they're old footage noticeably out of date, but nah this is Vice full of lazy rich kids

 

[James Howlett]

The Tranchers were featured in a newly released Video From Vice alongside Lucas John Roberts AKA Keffals. I have no idea when this footage was filmed or if it is new but it definitely was filmed at The Tranch. Vice sent a Black MTF, Eva Reign which has written one (1) article for Vice to do the interviewing

The Tranchers are featured from 0:00 to 9:00 and again from 21:55 to 22:10

Things in the video
-There was at one time an Alpaca named "Cumulus" don't know if there was a name that was known before
-Phil claims that the Tranch has "almost 200" Alpaca at the time of filming as well as 40 Sheep and an undisclosed amount of ducks and chickens
-Phil prominently holds an Alpaca in his arms with seemingly no effort, Google says that Full grown Alpaca weigh 100-200lbs, but this is a malnourished Tranch Alpaca so who knows, still though, very ladylike strength.
-Kevin is sighted, actually outside fucking with a hose and spraying Alpaca, looks like he is enjoying himself
-Another Alpaca name is revealed to be "Mocha (Moca?)"
-Phil refers to the Armenian Genocide as the Armenian Holocaust (never heard this before but whatever)
-The Farms in Mentioned
-Earl Militia is brought up
-Phil gives bad rifle shooting tips, says to grip hard on the pistol grip of an AR pattern rifle "like you're choking a Nazi" when in reality you're supposed to grip hard on the handguard while pulling the gun directly backwards into your shoulder pocket while keeping your grip hand loose to promote good trigger control.
-It sounds to be like Phil's suppressor for his FN 509 is real, which is interesting

I liked the music at the end.

 

[Lake]

They're fighting back against reality, sure.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

The Trancers, also known as the Troon Suicide Squad.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

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"Greeting fellow womxn, I would like to join your alpaca facility. I have much experience raising clones for the Galactic Republic and the the Jedi."

 

[Maude Snew]

an undisclosed amount of ducks and chickens

If the tranch wasn't dead and gone I'd be excited for this to turn into some kind of Darkwing Duck subplot but alas.

Comments are curated as fuck but this slipped through:

Well done good xir!

 

[Lokenstien]

With the news that JF (possibly) murdering his potato wife I needed something lighthearted to laugh at. Thanks Tranch!

There's nothing quite as lighthearted as an alpaca mass grave.

 

[IAmTheBooky]

I feel like I've seen that tranny (???how???) before, but I can't remember where. As for the date, it's clearly sometime after Bonnie left, but before the tank was repossessed. See below.
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Otherwise there's not much else that hasn't already been covered. Besides this:
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I almost never look at the screen when Null is streaming so I didnt realize how fucking ugly these cretins are, holy shit.

 

[Spedestrian]

Otherwise there's not much else that hasn't already been covered. Besides this:
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[LettuceMan]

Trans Communities are fighting ACK!

 

[Watcher]

The Tranchers were featured in a newly released Video From Vice alongside Lucas John Roberts AKA Keffals. I have no idea when this footage was filmed or if it is new but it definitely was filmed at The Tranch. Vice sent a Black MTF, Eva Reign which has written one (1) article for Vice to do the interviewing

The Tranchers are featured from 0:00 to 9:00 and again from 21:55 to 22:10

Things in the video
-There was at one time an Alpaca named "Cumulus" don't know if there was a name that was known before
-Phil claims that the Tranch has "almost 200" Alpaca at the time of filming as well as 40 Sheep and an undisclosed amount of ducks and chickens
-Phil prominently holds an Alpaca in his arms with seemingly no effort, Google says that Full grown Alpaca weigh 100-200lbs, but this is a malnourished Tranch Alpaca so who knows, still though, very ladylike strength.
-Kevin is sighted, actually outside fucking with a hose and spraying Alpaca, looks like he is enjoying himself
-Another Alpaca name is revealed to be "Mocha (Moca?)"
-Phil refers to the Armenian Genocide as the Armenian Holocaust (never heard this before but whatever)
-The Farms in Mentioned
-Earl Militia is brought up
-Phil gives bad rifle shooting tips, says to grip hard on the pistol grip of an AR pattern rifle "like you're choking a Nazi" when in reality you're supposed to grip hard on the handguard while pulling the gun directly backwards into your shoulder pocket while keeping your grip hand loose to promote good trigger control.
-It sounds to be like Phil's suppressor for his FN 509 is real, which is interesting

This had to have been filmed ages ago and whoever was incharge of it was let go. Releasing a story like this well after the Tranch imploded feels like it was meant to come out last year. Considering VICE has had massive layoffs I'm suspecting that this video was massively delayed due to those layoffs and they only just now finished it.

 

[Morrowind: GOTY Edition]

I miss these dumbass niggas so much it's unreal. Absolute absurdity, this entire saga.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

well i'll give them some slack a lot of these freaks are already on the ground rotting in hell and they had to pick the few that are not dead *yet*

I'm out of the loop, some of these troons are dead now? Holy Shit I need to catch up

 

[Haramburger]

>do the legwork on a documentary-style video on trannies
>cover the Tranch establishing a safe work- & living-space for trannies
>cover Keffal's effort to get kiwifarms off clearnet
>SIT ON IT, FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR
>the Tranch no longer exists due to mismanagement
>kiwifarms back on clearnet

great timing vicetards, 10/10 reputable, would watch future videos

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

great timing vicetards, 10/10 reputable, would watch future videos

>Vice finally able to afford paying the Journalist, just now able to release documentary after 12 months of saving their allowance.

 

[Oxyjen]

This had to have been filmed ages ago and whoever was incharge of it was let go. Releasing a story like this well after the Tranch imploded feels like it was meant to come out last year.

Nah, when it was filmed (august last year) it was slated to come out “in 2023”. They may have planned it to come out a bit earlier in the year and delayed it until people forgot about Audrey Hale though.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

this makes them look like militaristic, neglectful alpaca owners that just happen to be weirdos wearing dresses

There's such an unreal disconnect between the average person and troons. And no, I'm not even talking about people from the sticks. I'm talking about inner city liberal stoners. Nobody not terminally, ontologically online would view the Tranch as being anything other than that, crazy, deluded weirdos in dresses who are a danger to themselves and others.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

There's such an unreal disconnect between the average person and troons. And no, I'm not even talking about people from the sticks. I'm talking about inner city liberal stoners. Nobody not terminally, ontologically online would view the Tranch as being anything other than that, crazy, deluded weirdos in dresses who are a danger to themselves and others.

“The troops next door are running a death camp”