Official Kiwi Farms Man-Hate Thread

[Golden Face]

Hazing the trade apprentices was even worse, they cracked down on that because somebody died after he got crucified and set on fire as a harmless initiation prank. Men who pretend to be resentful that women are in the workforce now are either lying or stupid, we're secretly all glad you're there not letting us do retarded shit like that to each other anymore.

now that women are in the workforce, its ruining all the fun of sodomizing my co-workers and tearing off their nipples now i can't even get a boner after crucifying them without feeling self conscious </3

 

[Kali Muscle]

the "male loneliness epidemic" and "women aren't good at being friends with each other" ideas both feel like they directly contradict each other.

men, almost always the bitter incel types, claim that women don't know what true loneliness is. according to them, women will always have someone there to listen to her problems and feel bad for her, meanwhile men don't experience this at all because hurr society doesnt care about men. women have a community to fall back on, men are on their own.

Meanwhile many writers of the for-women variety (wouldn't wanna say the bad F word and turn people away you know) have already explained, in sane terms, how actually women are just better at taking care of social groups. And I don't mean that estrogen makes us docile and non-aggressive or whatever dumbass evolutionary-psychology biological-determinism argument, I mean female culture is just oriented toward sharing and being close emotionally. Male culture is not and thus older males who have no woman (and today I think this is starting around age 19) are thus plagued with loneliness.

and then, at the same time, they claim that women are terrible friends and don't actually like eachother and we're all catty fake bitches. meanwhile the men are epic bros who can get along with every man on earth and are all drama free and chill.

Fantasy.

 

[1-800]

this is why the "male loneliness epidemic" is happening. they do it to themselves, i swear men don't even like women
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https://twitter.com/sk1tguru/status/1708897294207082668

>Men are too afraid to ask women out because their fragile egos can't comprehend rejection
>Porn addiction rate skyrocketing
>Just blame it all on feminism bro! Women these days are all feminists that will totally false accuse you of rape if you even say 'hello' to one! My 5000-year-old loli waifu would never do that!
>Male loneliness epidemic arises

Imagine my shock.

 

[Elysian]

If you ever forget how dumb men are (not like that's likely to happen) you should look at the comment sections under ridiculous e-girl shoops.

Men will say this is pure natural beauty and if you disagree you are a jealous fat uggo roastie btw.


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Honestly good for these queens for scamming the fuck out of idiot males.

Jeez Louise, I haven’t seen photoshop this ridiculous since Dakota Rose. Also the second girl reminds of the CGI alien girl from that old PS2 advert:

I can’t believe there are men who think this is real. They’re like those stupid dung beetles that think empty beer bottles littered on the ground are attractive lady dung beetles.

 

[Chandelier]

mean COD Ghost cosplay bf in real life doesn't sound so bad lol. I'm not sure what the ideal feminism-approved male is supposed to be like, even though I complain about them to anyone who would listen. Like jumbledupwords I had my phase of liking dark/mysterious/tortured-soul/vampire/no-one-understands-me type of guys.

I have a bit of a knight fetish, ngl, or himbos. Big dudes who look like they'll break down a door yet are the biggest sweethearts. Hollowearthterf would approve.

this is why the "male loneliness epidemic" is happening. they do it to themselves, i swear men don't even like women

Notice how they're all black men. Black Twitter just has this candid, "fuck you gon do to me" attitude. They'll say the dumbest shit and get 100k likes. Black people love twitter. The fact the one can't even get himself to ejaculate and instead spit on his girlfriend's back is disgusting. We can tell.

Putrid food and chilli pepper concoctions specifically intended to burn sensitive young skins were mentioned by another caller as a fairly standard RAN torture at crossing-the-line ceremonies, as was the throwing of these men overboard from a stationary ship.

You know, learning about DADT and the hazing rituals there and in male only colleges really sends chills down by spine. There was a case a few years ago where a private school student was anally raped by a broomstick as part of an initiation ritual.

Turns out, it isn't the only incident. It's pretty common. First one is from VICE, but does detail the hazing.

The only charges that have been laid relate to the broomstick sexual assault. The video of that alleged attack reportedly shows a student naked from the waist down and being sexually assaulted with a broomstick in the school’s locker room, as fellow students hold his legs down. Another video allegedly shows a boy in a washroom sink in his underwear with water being run over him, as other students slap his bare skin—the events in that video are being investigated as assault

The incidents, described by some students to reporters as hazing, have brought up a host of conversations around hazing and toxic masculinity. Recently, former NHL player Daniel Carcillo revealed he was brutally hazed while he was a 17-year-old rookie for the Sarnia Sting of the OHL. Carcillo told the Canadian Press he was subjected to daily beatings with a sawed off hockey stick, and that rookies were urinated on in the shower by other teammates.

St. Mike’s alumnus Jean-Paul Bedard told CityNews he experienced “sexualized violence” as part of a hazing rite when he played on the school’s football team in the 80s.

There are more. https://www.baltimoresun.com/news/crime/bs-md-damascus-hazing-20181107-story.html

https://read.aupress.ca/read/game-day-gangsters/section/1490db27-dd54-4feb-9d47-ffe65f7aacda

 

[Inside your walls]

the "male loneliness epidemic" and "women aren't good at being friends with each other" ideas both feel like they directly contradict each other.

men, almost always the bitter incel types, claim that women don't know what true loneliness is. according to them, women will always have someone there to listen to her problems and feel bad for her, meanwhile men don't experience this at all because hurr society doesnt care about men. women have a community to fall back on, men are on their own.

and then, at the same time, they claim that women are terrible friends and don't actually like eachother and we're all catty fake bitches. meanwhile the men are epic bros who can get along with every man on earth and are all drama free and chill.

if it really is the case that women are always at each other's throats, and that men are naturally friendly with each other...wouldn't it make more sense to say that women are lonelier than men? and wouldn't it make sense to say that since men have such stable and solid frienships, they are less likely to feel lonely and isolated compared to women? the ones who have no "real" friends?

but we all know that incels don't actually care about friendship. they just want to have sex.

While I do believe to an extent that guys in recent years can't find meaningful friendships that can result with feelings of loneliness and on surface it seems guy spaces (at least on surface) are either Troon worshipping HQ (i.e. nerd and tech communities) or Incel circlejerks (i.e. fitness and manosphere communities).

I am absolutely starting to despise the "male loneliness epidemic" and its other variation of "men can't socialize properly because le evil society doesn't let them express themselves" being used as a shield every time men get slightly criticized or made fun of, it's even more eye rolling when this when an insult or a joke is a big nothing burger compared to what they say about women

For pick-mes that also use it, ask yourselves how many time a moid talked about similar issues that affect you and other women daily when scrotes said the most vilest things about you and other women.

 

[Golden Face]

Notice how they're all black men. Black Twitter just has this candid, "fuck you gon do to me" attitude. They'll say the dumbest shit and get 100k likes. Black people love twitter. The fact the one can't even get himself to ejaculate and instead spit on his girlfriend's back is disgusting. We can tell.

despite my vocal racism i do feel sympathy for all the normal black women out there that have to deal with black men's extreme misogyny. the way black men talk about women is vomit inducing. including women from their own race. i used to roll my eyes when i read what white american men have to say in regards to white women, but black men? they HATE black women. and then they'll drool over white/asian/latina women a minute later.
nasty.

 

[Stan]

Asshole dudes being framed as cool is something i've seen again and again

"Korvo was mean, and being mean is tight" - Yumyulack, Solar Opposites

 

[Lidl Drip]

I can’t believe there are men who think this is real. They’re like those stupid dung beetles that think empty beer bottles littered on the ground are attractive lady dung beetles.

It's especially funny since these are mostly just fat women using photo editing to cinch in their waist and men go on all day about how much they haaaaate fat women. Meanwhile fat women are grifting them for every last buck with one simple trick.

 

[Golden Face]

reminder to illegally download songs from male indie artists ladies

it is only a matter of time til they get called out for grooming a teen on discord anyway

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

Sometimes I feel like my taste in men betrays my feminist ideals. That ever happen to anyone else here?

Yes but actually no because my ideal relationship would be with a dumb man, that’s buff and muscular, younger than me by like 4 years, is submissive, respects women, and has less money than me because I want to financially and mentally control him. Shit maybe even physically control him. Idk if that’s feminist or not but I do not want a man that has control over me at all I have to have power over him

My nigel did once bring up the "women lie about rape and ruins men's lives" meme topic and I had to discuss that with him and bring up the infamous false accusation graph

I swear to god if my man said this to me I’d beat the shit out of him

Why do men love Fight Club so much? It's an okay movie for a "boy movie" but it's really not that great and goes on way too long. Also Brad Pitt is mid.

Ok first off, brad Pitt is fine af. Secondly, I fuckimg hate chuck paluhmiuk so much it’s unreal that nasty mr garrison looking faggot is so misogynistic and he’s a tranny supporter. Lokenstein recommended me a short story by him that was basic a terf rape fetish fantasy where a tranny shows up to a womens march or some shit uninvited and then all the TERFs call him ugly and then strip him of all his clothes and make fun of axewound and fake implants. The moral of the story was basically that TERFs complain about trannies sexually harassing them but they say mean things about trannies so it’s equal I guess? It was basically equating womens words to sexual violence which is such a fucking moid thing to do. Fuckimg hate shitdicks so much

It used to hurt that even men who are close to me discount what I say and women's experience in general.

In all seriousness, it hurts so fucking bad when the men in your life that you think are one of the good ones says something that reminds you of the solemn fact that no man on This earth will ever,truly care or empathize with us in a way that truly matters. Even my dad that I think is the gold standard,for men has said things so sexist it hurt my heart because he’s as good as a man can be. I really related to your post because I be see it myself and it always makes me so sad. The crazy thing is that saying that women fear men is such a normal thing that anybody with half a brain would be able to understand and he can’t even get that. I’d get it if it was like deep feminist lore about socialization but hes really denying shit like catcalling? Men are so fuckimg vile I would be livid if a man that I loved couldn’t even muster up the vaguest if sympathies for women

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Null actually just private messaged me and told me to stop spamming gore and now I feel bad but i won’t lie and say I won’t miss it

And my last words will be "Long Live Amber Heard Supporter, the one true Queen".

Thanks bro I appreciate it

himbos

Dumb men that are easily manipulated are the best

I am absolutely starting to despise the "male loneliness epidemic" and its other variation of "men can't socialize properly because le evil society doesn't let them express themselves" being used as a shield every time men get slightly criticized or made fun of, it's even more eye rolling when this when an insult or a joke is a big nothing burger compared to what they say about women

For pick-mes that also use it, ask yourselves how many time a moid talked about similar issues that affect you and other women daily when scrotes said the most vilest things about you and other women.

Holy fuck I literally just watched a video where the lady in the video was talking about a man who wrote torture porn about a famous woman and in the video she said that the author addressed his hate for her in a way that “only a man would” and i shit you not the amount of handmaidens in that comment section saying shit like “if a man said this about a woman he’d be crucified“ and it filled me with magma hot rage because these bitches have ZERO clue the abso horrific shit men are constantly saying about women 24/7 and i promise you the men aren’t defending us like this. This girl unironically said that “ women shouldn’t say misandrist things if we want to explore our problems” and these idiots have zero fuckimg clue that men legitimately hate women and don’t want to listen to our problems. You would never get a man to defend women like this its fuckimg insane. I hate the fact that women are so fucking weak and docile. We need to start being evil to them. Every fuckimg time I see a pick me I make a point to be as misandrist as humanly possible just to counteract their bullshit

despite my vocal racism i do feel sympathy for all the normal black women out there that have to deal with black men's extreme misogyny. the way black men talk about women is vomit inducing. including women from their own race. i used to roll my eyes when i read what white american men have to say in regards to white women, but black men? they HATE black women. and then they'll drool over white/asian/latina women a minute later.
nasty.

Yeah I agree. My racism and homophobia is reserved for MEN only!

 

[Stan]

there are fewer american men fit for military service, and there are more american women filling those roles as a result. men, especially those of a military mindset, use sexual assault and rape as a means of dominating and terrorizing the women with whom they serve, because they resent having to serve with women at all.

My dad used to joke about making me join the Coast Guard so they'd pay for my college tuition when I was young. Then I hit 17 and the Iraq War was on, and I got pamphlets and postcards from every single branch in the service, offering me signing bonuses and free college tuition in exchange for 4 years of active duty. I was even a little stoked. I showed Dad the postcards and he looked sick with regret, and he said under no circumstances should I join the military, because I would either get killed or raped.

Hazing the trade apprentices was even worse, they cracked down on that because somebody died after he got crucified and set on fire as a harmless initiation prank. Men who pretend to be resentful that women are in the workforce now are either lying or stupid, we're secretly all glad you're there not letting us do retarded shit like that to each other anymore.

Frats do this as well, as do band camps and football teams. I'm also reminded of the insane male Japanese business culture to try and drink your associates under the table on weeknights because it promotes workplace unity or something if your whole team is really hungover all the time.

If you ever forget how dumb men are (not like that's likely to happen) you should look at the comment sections under ridiculous e-girl shoops.

Men will say this is pure natural beauty and if you disagree you are a jealous fat uggo roastie btw.


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Honestly good for these queens for scamming the fuck out of idiot males.

They look like images in funhouse mirrors.

I have a bit of a knight fetish, ngl, or himbos.

mm. I have a thing for Tristan from Tristan and Isolde.

 

[Golden Face]

My racism and homophobia is reserved for MEN only!

so many men think the same way because their dick constantly overpowers their brains

well they'll still be racist and homophobic, but paradoxically they want to fuck the thing they hate.

 

[Randomrando]

I can't even lie the more I think about it the more I think a fair amount of men would benefit from being trained like dogs.

Spoiler

Ladies if your man is feeling uppity set some boundaries. No more bed for him, that's where the leader sleeps, he can curl up on the floor or you can toss some blankets down for him if you're feeling generous. Don't let him on the couch either, place chairs or a broom across the cushions when you leave to keep him off. Much like the bed the couch and all furniture is for leaders.

He also eats after you're done, the leader eats first as she is more important. And no table scraps, if you wish to give him a treat walk away from the table and ask him to do something for you (take out trash, sweep kitchen, clean toilet, etc) and then give him the snack. He doesn't get to walk through the door first either, it's not his responsibility anymore, the leader checks for threats, if there's an issue you can let him know.

Now men hate boundaries and he will get noisy, during the transition be sure to exercise your man FREQUENTLY. Multiple walks a day or sign him up for some classes at the gym, I'd stick to cardio focused activities unless you are confident in your abilities to physically control your scrote. Remember: it's hard to be a dickhead when you're exhausted. I can not stress this enough, if he won't settle take him outside and get him moving. If your scrote is more of a thinker small activities like crosswords or puzzle feeders can be utilized for mental stimulation.

Don't forget to reward good behavior! Bits of beef jerky and cut up hotdogs are favorites of most men. When he does good give LOTS of praise and a snack to reinforce that good things happen when he behaves. Some say that you should ignore any and all bad behavior so they learn it doesn't get any reward, others say there should be some form of "punishment." It's up to you as a leader to decide how you'll correct your scrote, be firm in your choice. There's many tools on the market these days, e collars are controversial but are always an option for men. I'd advise against spray bottles as you don't want your scrote to fear water (it makes bathing a challenge and they're stinky enough already).

After some time you will be able to relax your boundaries and even occasionally let him up on the furniture. Whats most important is you're firm on your boundaries in the begining so he knows you're serious. Do not worry about being too harsh, having firm boundaries and establishing yourself as the leader is crucial to maintaining a docile and well mannered scrote.

Finally, men typically do not learn as fast as dogs, try not to get discouraged. Be firm and have patience.

 

[LimeRikki]

It's especially funny since these are mostly just fat women using photo editing to cinch in their waist and men go on all day about how much they haaaaate fat women. Meanwhile fat women are grifting them for every last buck with one simple trick.

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They aren't being serious right? I'm just autistic and missing the joke here, right?

Men aren't actually fooled by that, no way(?)

 

[Lidl Drip]

They aren't being serious right? I'm just autistic and missing the joke here, right?

Men aren't actually fooled by that, no way(?)

That one's just a joke but if you look at any of those super photoshooped Instagram women's comment sections then yeah, men are really that dumb.

 

[LimeRikki]

That one's just a joke but if you look at any of those super photoshooped Instagram women's comment sections then yeah, men are really that dumb.

Glad that one was a joke, disturbed that the others are not.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I can't even lie the more I think about it the more I think a fair amount of men would benefit from being trained like dogs.

"Men are dogs! YAAA!"

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Yes but actually no because my ideal relationship would be with a dumb man, that’s buff and muscular, younger than me by like 4 years, is submissive, respects women, and has less money than me because I want to financially and mentally control him. Shit maybe even physically control him. Idk if that’s feminist or not but I do not want a man that has control over me at all I have to have power over him

based. I think everyone here already knows my taste in man. I'm fucking screwed fr fr

Yeah I agree. My racism and homophobia is reserved for MEN only!

you are so real for this. I love my black and latina queens. we're all in this together, ladies.

it is only a matter of time til they get called out for grooming a teen on discord anyway

the question is which famous man HASN'T been doing sex pest things?

 

[Randomrando]

the question is which famous man HASN'T been doing sex pest things?

I think Tom Hanks hasn't done anything skeevy