Ok, I like this... but you've left out a very important detail. The image is too clear and focused, Fatty hasn't had vision like that in years now.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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His production quality is really good too. The intro audio is always the correct volume, never too quiet.
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Sorry I didn't mean to imply there was. It's just Hammy is so anti-alcohol but never seems to say a word when Jane Traynor has one. And you know Jagoff is seething at that because he wants to drink but Hammy won't let him.
Also built with modern equipment and Ken Ham originally wanted live animals in it. Until somebody told him it wouldn't be possible to take care of, feed and clean the animals without an army. Not to mention keeping animals in tiny cages is just cruel.
Most people think that way because, when you get down to it, if the taste, texture and price are the same as the real stuff... what's the problem? If it's better for the environment then that's a win. And it would show how self-righteous vegans aren't refusing to eat meat for ethical reasons if they refuse to eat 3D printed meat. It's always been about ethical treatment of animals and how we shouldn't be using them for food. Well here's meat that no animal died for. Why can't they eat it?
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Chalk me up as another in the Fayk Meet brigade, I'd much rather eat clean simple parasite-and-germ-free animal flesh grown in a lab than have to go vegan.
Actually, this is one where I'm siding with Jack. A lot of retail stores tried to prevent customers from returning purchases from their online stores. They tried to pretend the online stores were a separate entity, while still operating under the same corporate name.
I had a hell of a time getting a phone replaced under a recall instituted by Verizon, they kept trying to insist I purchased the phone from a 3rd party. I sent them a picture of me in front of the Verizon store I bought the phone at as proof.
They then said "As a courtesy" they would process the return, but that they do not offer that regularly. FUCK THEM. Verizon on door? You're Verizon. Eat cocks. I hope their lobbies are filled with Scalfani level customers.
Trailer fats all do the tongue shovel. It's something you can't miss, and will absolutely want to stop eating after you see. It's a grotesque abomination, much like the fatties that do that.
Cajun Steamer: Dining by security light and headlights.
If I went to a restaurant and they tried to seat me in the parking lot, I'd leave.
Jack won't though. FEEDBAG. Drum solo literally drowns him out.
Jeanette looks fucking miserable and I'm glad. People who let themselves go that hard get what they deserve. She'll be buried in a novelty T-shirt.
I got the emergency alert during a phone call from my local government, they scolded me for the interruption.
I was Jack Flatface mad.
lol, Perfection
I've mentioned this before but because the lab meat wouldn't have salmonella, ecoli, and everything else in it, it would actually be healthier for retards who can't properly cook their food like Jack.
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She's featured in these:
Not that she's ever looked particularly good, but she really looks to have aged considerably in the time between these^ being made and the Cajun Steamers review. And fucking yikes, listing Jack and Tammy as emergency contacts on a medical bracelet. That's a sure indicator of having comically few friends. That bracelet should only list Tammy's name, if Jeanette's that insistent on putting that much trust in a Scalfani. If Jack were somehow able to answer an incoming emergency call, he'd immediately bitch at Tammy to come in the room and hand the phone off. Totally useless.
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Well why not? They have to deal with their own isssues. Now some sped in Nebraska is supposed to deal with something ordered in Kansas? Why? Why are they supposed to do that?
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I'll admit to not being up on my Jack lore (and thanks to p1138 for pitching in too), but yeah it felt like she came out of left field. Good to know she's not completely out of the ether.
And by the same token, does she not have family she can trust? If I had a med bracelet, my family members would be first on the list.
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All this discussion about 3D printed meat got me to wonder wonder about something:
In 2006, a game called "Dead Rising" came out, and one of it's big themes is US Government doing unethical experiments with cattle due to unsustainable meat consumption in the US. The reason I'm thinking of it now is that the game describes a useless gluttonous moron like Jack when it's talking about it, how the useless fat bastards like him just eat and eat and eat. Heavily recommend Dead Rising for a playthrough, or at the very least a let's play on youtube.
Anyways, that was in 2006, and population has only increased since then, so has it's needs obviously. Got me to wonder if the whole "eat the bugs" and 3D printed meat ect. really is just globo homo being gay or if there is some sort of food crisis incoming, or at the very least a meat shortage. If that were the case, and we were eating more than we produce, well, we know who to blame when we're all eating bugs or tofu as the elites are obviously going to be the ones taking dibs on the good stuff, if there is some sort of rationing of meat done.
That's really all I can think of when I see this guy, considering how he likes nothing more in his life than shoveling meat in that pie hole of his. Like somebody said earlier, fatass ignores the buns when he's eating his burger, that's how obsessed with meat he is.
In 2006, a game called "Dead Rising" came out, and one of it's big themes is US Government doing unethical experiments with cattle due to unsustainable meat consumption in the US. The reason I'm thinking of it now is that the game describes a useless gluttonous moron like Jack when it's talking about it, how the useless fat bastards like him just eat and eat and eat. Heavily recommend Dead Rising for a playthrough, or at the very least a let's play on youtube.
Anyways, that was in 2006, and population has only increased since then, so has it's needs obviously. Got me to wonder if the whole "eat the bugs" and 3D printed meat ect. really is just globo homo being gay or if there is some sort of food crisis incoming, or at the very least a meat shortage. If that were the case, and we were eating more than we produce, well, we know who to blame when we're all eating bugs or tofu as the elites are obviously going to be the ones taking dibs on the good stuff, if there is some sort of rationing of meat done.
That's really all I can think of when I see this guy, considering how he likes nothing more in his life than shoveling meat in that pie hole of his. Like somebody said earlier, fatass ignores the buns when he's eating his burger, that's how obsessed with meat he is.
I bought PC Fallout 3 GOTY on TARGET.COM because it was $30.00 cheaper than anywhere else. (This was in the Windows Vista days)
They shipped it in the security case. I'd like to imagine there is a target somewhere still beeping.
They claimed I owed them $60.00 for the security case. I had already used an angle grinder to pry the fucker open and refused.
They said they would put a $300 charge on my credit card if I did not "handle things in person."
I went to my local Target with the destroyed case. They didn't know shit about fuck. They didn't want the sawed open security case but did me a solid and signed off on it.
I stopped shopping at Target for several years.
Then I got an email saying I could get anything that was $30 or under FOR FREE, if I ordered from TARGETDOTCOM for in store pickup.
I was wary, but I needed a Class N network dongle. (My router at the time refused to see G dongles)
So I ordered a Linkshit Class N network adapter. Walked into target, and they just handed it to me. They didn't check my order at all. They just took it off the shelf and handed it to me. Felt like I stole.
Haven't really been back to Target since, I'm mostly into older video games.
THIS HAS SWEET FUCK ALL TO DO WITH THE ROT GOBLIN!
I know Jack likes to DMCA people who are obviously using the fair use doctrine, and they use it well, while calling him a STONKING FAGGOT. I really wish there was blowback from his casual DMCA's.
Like if Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man got the house, and put the Scalfatti's out on the street for shits and giggles? That would be a just world. If they showed any pity, I would be livid.
I don't think Jeanette is worth any pity, she dug her hole a long time ago. Now she's just dining out until she has to lay in it.
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Most fatties stick their tongues out to meet the food. Gets it in one second faster. Jack himself does the same thing.
Who the fuck eats like that?
Aside from the Scalfani's being examples of horrible human beings, it's not necessarily rare for a person to just not have any immediate family members, and that could be for a variety of reasons if they're single(compared to being married and in a stable relationship, not random boyfiend #35). Being an only child and simply getting older(The scalfani's are in their early-mid 50s, if we assume Jeanette is even close to their age that puts her in the mid-late 40s) means your parents who will eventually be dead wouldn't be an option, and even if you've got cousins and stuff it doesn't mean you actually know them or they're even in the same area/country. And that's not factoring in the possibility of having shitty family that needs to be written off (actually being pieces of shit or you just not getting along with them for whatever reason).
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I haven't seen this mentioned yet but Jeannet is Canadian. If a majority of her family is living across the border, perhaps that could have something to do with it? It would make sense.
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But of all people - the Scalfatties as emergency contacts? Doesn't she have other friends given she works in the healthcare sector? Also, it seems like she has broken up with her boyfriend, Steven, who was invited along to a couple Fat on the Gos. iirc Steven requested fatty not to put him on camera but fatty ignored the request, as usual.
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I'd rather have my emergency contact be a shoe than any of the Scalfatties
If she's friends with the scalfanis, enough to be regularly going on trips with them on and off camera, do you think she has any other friends assuming her personality is anything like that of a scalfani? come on.
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New video:
Can’t archive because I’m on mobile, sorry.
This video has triggered me in ways I didn’t think possible. Where to begin…
-I love that he used the siren at the beginning for the rip off recipe intro. Foreshadowing for when the fire truck rolls up out front to stomp out the grease fire.
-The “Bickle jooz” vat of marinating chicken looks like some kind of science experiment. Like something you’re going to dissect in middle school biology.
-That Vevor fryer is clearly meant for a commercial kitchen. It’s so fucking huge. I was thinking (when he first posted about it) that it was going to be similar in size to the one that STCG has. Like a tiny one. (And btw even he keeps this outdoors) Those curtains are going to stink to the high heavens along with any furniture. Since it’s open concept. Gross.
-He probably tripled the batch of oil. Usually there’s a fill line. Maybe not because it’s Chineseum crap.
-He put the double fryer on top of the freshly cleaned stove which you aren’t supposed to do. Not just for the fact that it’s a heating element, but also the weight of the device + 12 gallons of oil.
-After he pours 2 gallons of stinky oil down Jr’s drains, this thing is going out in the graveyard never to be seen or heard from again.
-Not to mention the fact that there are two large untrained dogs freely roaming around the kitchen. I’m surprised no one got hurt in the filming of this video.
Anyway, 7 minutes is one of the longer videos he’s put out in a whole, so I guess congrats?
Can’t archive because I’m on mobile, sorry.
This video has triggered me in ways I didn’t think possible. Where to begin…
-I love that he used the siren at the beginning for the rip off recipe intro. Foreshadowing for when the fire truck rolls up out front to stomp out the grease fire.
-The “Bickle jooz” vat of marinating chicken looks like some kind of science experiment. Like something you’re going to dissect in middle school biology.
-That Vevor fryer is clearly meant for a commercial kitchen. It’s so fucking huge. I was thinking (when he first posted about it) that it was going to be similar in size to the one that STCG has. Like a tiny one. (And btw even he keeps this outdoors) Those curtains are going to stink to the high heavens along with any furniture. Since it’s open concept. Gross.
-He probably tripled the batch of oil. Usually there’s a fill line. Maybe not because it’s Chineseum crap.
-He put the double fryer on top of the freshly cleaned stove which you aren’t supposed to do. Not just for the fact that it’s a heating element, but also the weight of the device + 12 gallons of oil.
-After he pours 2 gallons of stinky oil down Jr’s drains, this thing is going out in the graveyard never to be seen or heard from again.
-Not to mention the fact that there are two large untrained dogs freely roaming around the kitchen. I’m surprised no one got hurt in the filming of this video.
Anyway, 7 minutes is one of the longer videos he’s put out in a whole, so I guess congrats?
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Pickle juice + buttermilk is overkill, they're both acidic marinades to soak into the chicken, and doubling up just makes the meat mushy.
Chick Fil A is well known for using peanut oil not veggie oil.
We're still very firmly in Jack's Sad Era, it's hard to make fun of him because he's just so helpless and clueless on camera these days.
VEVOR has great reviews online.
