Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

What a ridiculous thing to put on your watch bracelet... "one kidney". There are a lot of people who are born with only 1 kidney and live a normal lifespan. She should replace the "one kidney" with "morbidly obese"

That's probably how she lost the kidney in the first place.

It's like seeing people who have had a tracheostomy due to them smoking their entire life and it getting cancerous. Then just proceed to smoke through the hole in their neck. It's kinda badass when you think about it but still stupid as hell. I mean if you lost the function of one kidney due to morbid obesity wouldn't you do the utmost to make sure your only remaining kidney is in tip top working order?

But then she's also the type to probably turn around and say, "if I lose this one I'll just go on dialysis".

Is there some kind of secret poly thing going on? Is Hammy, Janette's secret lover?

She's Jim Traynor?!?

You know... I can honestly say that she was never on my radar. But it would explain why they keep her around and Hammy doesn't seem to care that she drinks.

 

[AnOminous]

What a ridiculous thing to put on your watch bracelet... "one kidney".

To be fair it's reasonable to include anything that might be relevant if you're found nonresponsive on one of those things.

It's not like they'd need to be told that she's fat, they can just look at her.

 

[Bassomatic]

That's probably how she lost the kidney in the first place.

It's like seeing people who have had a tracheostomy due to them smoking their entire life and it getting cancerous. Then just proceed to smoke through the hole in their neck. It's kinda badass when you think about it but still stupid as hell. I mean if you lost the function of one kidney due to morbid obesity wouldn't you do the utmost to make sure your only remaining kidney is in tip top working order?

But then she's also the type to probably turn around and say, "if I lose this one I'll just go on dialysis".


She's Jim Traynor?!?

You know... I can honestly say that she was never on my radar. But it would explain why they keep her around and Hammy doesn't seem to care that she drinks.

I do play a doctor on TV, so let me tell you something.

There's nothing wrong with drinking with only one kidney
Nothing
At
All.

I never thought I'd like someone less because disabled but, well here we are. Lost an organ for what ever reason and I'll be fair benefit of the doubt, some accident or birth defect (it's because she's fat I'm sure) and thanks to modern medicine able to live. Still choosing to be fat. As @Falcon Sebben said, it's a fuck it "yolo" life thing but, much like her butt buddy Jack it's just well, sin. Pure hedonism and gluttony. Meh the hospital will fix it. I wonder if anyone in the Bible spoke of hedonism, suicide or selfish lives. I mean my church doesn't play techno. We don't even have a fog machine.

Perhaps the murder church knows something we don't. Look how these pigs live and keep living. While some sweet little girl who wants to be a ballerina gets cancer for no reason. Aside her family is Catholic and not murder church goers. To be fair, that's what happens to sinners who don't go to the churches in house Starbucks.

Oh man... I can't wait till jack googles Cleveland steamer on his iPhone can't click the X and has to scream for mommy wife to make the pictures stop.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

To be fair it's reasonable to include anything that might be relevant if you're found nonresponsive on one of those things.

It's not like they'd need to be told that she's fat, they can just look at her.

"Morbidly Obese? Damn Bob, I'd have never guessed, thankfully she has this medical bracelet!"

Seriously was there any appearances of this lady before? Is she a known figure of the Jackoverse? (I'd say Fativerse but that's Tomlinson's thing) is she a character from a previous season coming back? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

So Jack claims that he has a sponsor for his show in a company called Thermopro that makes meat thermometers. It didn't take long for the Thermopro official page to get trolled.

 

[desudesu]

So Jack claims that he has a sponsor for his show in a company called Thermopro that makes meat thermometers.

Fat fuck always lies about his "sponsorships". 99% of the time he cried and whinged until Mommywife allows him to buy a new [BRAND] appliance and he calls it "sponsored".

More like sponsored by Mommywife's credit card, and fuck her for enabling this manbaby. I don't understand what her end-game is or does she relish being a paypig to Jagoff and there's some kind of sick findom thing going on.

 

[30+GameOvers]

So Jack claims that he has a sponsor for his show in a company called Thermopro that makes meat thermometers. It didn't take long for the Thermopro official page to get trolled.

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Why would a thermometer company post something like this on their official media page? Or is this a trollpost within a trollpost?

 

[p1138]

"Morbidly Obese? Damn Bob, I'd have never guessed, thankfully she has this medical bracelet!"

Seriously was there any appearances of this lady before? Is she a known figure of the Jackoverse? (I'd say Fativerse but that's Tomlinson's thing) is she a character from a previous season coming back? Inquiring minds want to know.

Yeah she's a long time fat-on-the-go participant. Tammy's lesbian friend(Fatty is Tammy's beard... but Tammy is also Fatty's beard so who the hell knows). I have no idea how they met, don't think it's ever been explained. She occasionally goes on trips with them for whatever reason, doesn't seem to mind Fatty slurring at her and shoving a camera into her face. I don't think I've ever seen her involved in any mention of church but I could be wrong on that. At any rate, she's appeared on fat on the go in TN 5-6 years back, recently went with them on their trip to gatlinburg. Basically anything where there's a buffet she might pop up.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Why would a thermometer company post something like this on their official media page? Or is this a trollpost within a trollpost?

Why would a thermometer company sponsor a guy who undercooks everything he makes?

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Fat fuck always lies about his "sponsorships". 99% of the time he cried and whinged until Mommywife allows him to buy a new [BRAND] appliance and he calls it "sponsored".

More like sponsored by Mommywife's credit card, and fuck her for enabling this manbaby. I don't understand what her end-game is or does she relish being a paypig to Jagoff and there's some kind of sick findom thing going on.

It’s an elaborate fin-dom/feeder dependency open relationship thing. Tammy and friends are basically getting their rocks off by paying jack shekels to deep throat those giant salt-infused smoked Turkey legs you get at the state fare or at Disney.

This family lidurally exemplifies how to live up the seven deadly sins without feeling the least bit of guilt, remorse, or even self/awareness. Meanwhile, the entire family takes any opportunity to beat others over the head for even considering a degree of those sins.

Scalfanis are literally worse than lawyers and politicians in terms of bankrupt morality. The Jews marketing execs have really infected this nice Christian god fearing family with a family-wide wendigo Gollum spirit, and are having a nice chuckle about at the expense of the Scalfani family with us. Thank you jews for enabling this California wigger trash to shamelessly larp as good people from middle America.

Yeah she's a long time fat-on-the-go participant. Tammy's lesbian friend(Fatty is Tammy's beard... but Tammy is also Fatty's beard so who the hell knows). I have no idea how they met, don't think it's ever been explained. She occasionally goes on trips with them for whatever reason, doesn't seem to mind Fatty slurring at her and shoving a camera into her face. I don't think I've ever seen her involved in any mention of church but I could be wrong on that. At any rate, she's appeared on fat on the go in TN 5-6 years back, recently went with them on their trip to gatlinburg. Basically anything where there's a buffet she might pop up.

She finds them via prison ministry outreach.

That's probably how she lost the kidney in the first place.

It's like seeing people who have had a tracheostomy due to them smoking their entire life and it getting cancerous. Then just proceed to smoke through the hole in their neck. It's kinda badass when you think about it but still stupid as hell. I mean if you lost the function of one kidney due to morbid obesity wouldn't you do the utmost to make sure your only remaining kidney is in tip top working order?

But then she's also the type to probably turn around and say, "if I lose this one I'll just go on dialysis".


She's Jim Traynor?!?

You know... I can honestly say that she was never on my radar. But it would explain why they keep her around and Hammy doesn't seem to care that she drinks.

Jill Traynor [OBJ][OBJ]

 

[indomitable snowman]

Why would a thermometer company post something like this on their official media page? Or is this a trollpost within a trollpost?

Quirky social media posts trying to make memes.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

So Jack claims that he has a sponsor for his show in a company called Thermopro that makes meat thermometers. It didn't take long for the Thermopro official page to get trolled.

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Half of POV memes are just YFW memes made by retards who don't understand what POV means.

 

[a terminal posture]

Half of POV memes are just YFW memes made by retards who don't understand what POV means.

The half made by women who don't understand that they can post photos of things on social media that don't have themselves in them.

 

[Polska krowa]

If you have a boomerbook burner account and engage with jacks Facebook community, you should be aware that he has community chats for various topics. One notable group chat is the "ama" chat, where if you ask jack anything he gets angry and deletes your messages. He felt conversations were getting too out of hand and had made other topic chats which he shut down when someone suggested taking vitamins as apart of your daily nutritional routine. Meanwhile, jack was spouting about keto curing cancer. Back in the AMA chat, someone asked for clarity on his posts. When his information was fact checked and presented to him, he got Angy because he was proven wrong and deleted everything; telling people to stay on topic. Any further questions on the matter were deleted. It's unbelievable how much of a thin skinned fragile faggot he is.

What's worse than jack is the able minded people that moderate his chats. They are just as bad as he is! There's no fun to be had in engagement with jack. He's such a rude and salty retard, I can hear his mushmouth voice when reading his comments with his "fans". He deserves to be back handed in the mouth.
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Jack is like every right wing Facebook boomer, every single piece of media and peer-reviewed literature is lying to you, except for him, even when he's lying to you.

I wonder where Charles gets the "information" he spoonfeeds to Jack if nothing can be trusted

 

[p1138]

Jack is like every right wing Facebook boomer, every single piece of media and peer-reviewed literature is lying to you, except for him, even when he's lying to you.

I wonder where Charles gets the "information" he spoonfeeds to Jack if nothing can be trusted

Oh that's easy, FB science, it's amazingly stupid. They go over everything from chemistry, to history, flat earth nonsense, mudfloods, medical nonsense like drinking piss, and on and on. This guy below has a handful of videos covering some of the worst of it

And then that's not even getting into the history/military/ufo bullshit people, that I'm sure Charles is also fond of like this kind of deranged shit.

https://www.facebook.com/combatreform.org/

Somehow everyone else on the planet is wrong, but some fucking randos on facebook will be correct and worth listening to about everything. I'm actually surprised Fatty hasn't tarded out about the emergency broadcast bullshit yet... as if FEMA couldn't have just triggered it without warning if they were really trying to do some conspiracy thing, or put nano particles in the water supply, or just sprayed them in the air via chemtrails... nope has to be a big show to pretend it's an emergency broadcast test to turn people into zombies.

 

[Polska krowa]

Oh that's easy, FB science, it's amazingly stupid. They go over everything from chemistry, to history, flat earth nonsense, mudfloods, medical nonsense like drinking piss, and on and on. This guy below has a handful of videos covering some of the worst of it

And then that's not even getting into the history/military/ufo bullshit people, that I'm sure Charles is also fond of like this kind of deranged shit.

https://www.facebook.com/combatreform.org/

Somehow everyone else on the planet is wrong, but some fucking randos on facebook will be correct and worth listening to about everything.

The problem with people like SciManDan and Professor Dave, much like the atheist youtubers like Paulogia is that there are only so many arguments about religion/flat earth/etc. to debunk, so once you've watched ten or so of their videos, you've basically seen it all.

One of the greatest debunking videos of all time is the two-part debate series that Ken Ham did with Bill Nye. It's amazing to watch Nye, a pop-science TV presenter, wipe the floor with Ken Ham, Young Earth Creationism's top guy. Even funnier, is that Jack has visited Ken Ham's Ark Experience, and loved his "scale model of the ark" that requires concrete supports, an entire building along the side that the public don't see to add further support, and, of all things, leaks whenever it rains!

There's an old quote by Christopher Hitchens (RIP) that always reminds me of Jack, and other right wing loonies:

"When people cease to believe in God, remarked G.K. Chesterton slyly, they come to believe not in nothing but in anything. When people cease to trust the word of the authorities, it might be added, they often become not more sceptical but more credulous."

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

Fellas I gotta say I just like watching Chef Rob because of the cooking kino. I don't even care about the Jack trolling, I watch him just purely for the wholesome big chungus cooking content because I actually like cooking.

Thank you Chef Rob, you're tickling my boomer brain.

 

[p1138]

The problem with people like SciManDan and Professor Dave, much like the atheist youtubers like Paulogia is that there are only so many arguments about religion/flat earth/etc. to debunk, so once you've watched ten or so of their videos, you've basically seen it all

There's an old quote by Christopher Hitchens (RIP) that always reminds me of Jack, and other right wing loonies:

"When people cease to believe in God, remarked G.K. Chesterton slyly, they come to believe not in nothing but in anything. When people cease to trust the word of the authorities, it might be added, they often become not more sceptical but more credulous."

Oh I know scimandan's videos about flat earth nonsense are ridiculous at this point since he's just repeating the same shit for 200 videos or whatever. But specifically the Facebook science videos he did a few of actually go over a lot of the nonsense other than flattard drivel. Normally this shit on FB only gets a handful of likes or whatever, but occasionally something will take off across boomerbook causing all sorts of small brain supposed right wing morons to be trumpeting some absurd shit as if it's gospel from the heavens. I'm 99% sure that's where Fatty got his hang up on 3d printed lab grown meat without understanding a single bit of the science or prohibitive cost that means he's not going to be getting it from mcdonalds or his grocery store in what little remains of his lifetime.

 

[AnOminous]

Why would a thermometer company post something like this on their official media page? Or is this a trollpost within a trollpost?

In any event they totally fucked up the "POV" meme format. Fucking boomers.

I'm 99% sure that's where Fatty got his hang up on 3d printed lab grown meat without understanding a single bit of the science or prohibitive cost that means he's not going to be getting it from mcdonalds or his grocery store in what little remains of his lifetime.

I'd have literally no problem with lab grown meat if brought down to cost and comparable to real meat quality. My main gripe about them isn't Jack's retarded Luddite bullshit but that it is yet another globohomo attempt to force people to settle for inferior shit at higher prices. The fear that this will be forced down our throats as it becomes actually economically feasible to roll it out on a large scale, while not improving its quality, isn't entirely irrational.

I do think the vegan argument that we shouldn't be keeping animals in cruel conditions and killing them for food would carry a lot more weight if something substantively identical were available without doing that. However, we're nowhere near that, and I fear the malevolence of the "eat the bugs" scumbags who think we should own nothing and be happy little docile brainwashed serfs.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

In any event they totally fucked up the "POV" meme format. Fucking boomers.

I fixed it for them: