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Hey some women apparently have taken interest in the literature discussion.

I've never known if reading books is kind of girly, or if it's just that women tend to talk about them more.
I think the most recent book I read was actually Catch-22 though, idk if that would be popular among women. It seems to have very male sensibilities. Lots of irreverent war stuff, and lots of going to rome to bang prostitutes and fat maids.

There is a gay thread but it's not worth looking at unless you want to know what bearycool looks like or hear about how heccin valid the transerinos are.

There's been at least one dick pick swapping PM chain tho.
Which one are you talking about, lgbtqiwis? You probably recall that was the one where Vingle got very upset about being a homosexual incel, which as I said there I didn't even realize was a thing until then.

It stands to reason that gays can be incels just like women can be incels, it's very closed minded to think otherwise. That's what equal opportunity's about being hard up knows no race, gender, or sexual orientation my friends.
 
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I feel bad for you guys, you are so few and far between I'd bet the majority of people have never met a gay like you. I've only ever met one gay guy like you, and if it weren't for him I'd assume every gay was a hysterical lefty.
Trust me, it's like that from my end too. I have a great circle of gay friends but I've had to spot them in the wild. Being in the community for any longer than you have to be either turns you into one of them or makes you a doomer. Or both.
 
Which one are you talking about, lgbtqiwis? You probably recall that was the one where Vingle got very upset about being a homosexual incel, which as I said there I didn't even realize was a thing until then.

It stands to reason that gays can be incels just like women can be incels, it's very closed minded to think otherwise. That's what equal opportunity's about being hard up knows no race, gender, or sexual orientation my friends.
I've never understood gay incels. It's so incredibly easy to get laid as a gay guy. Even the ugliest, most obnoxious guys get some. If I had to guess, it's probably the same thing it is for straight men and women. They want their ideal leading man/a-list porn star and are unwilling to settle on anything else.

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Did you ever notice that in every book by a female author at some point one of the characters will go "Oh, my pussy hurts."? Even when they are writing under a male Nom de Plume they always do it every time. I don't know if this is a bold stylistic choice or whatever but I am always waiting for the moment when a character will pipe up and say "Oh, my pussy hurts." Am I alone in thinking this is kind of a crutch?
 
Did you ever notice that in every book by a female author at some point one of the characters will go "Oh, my pussy hurts."? Even when they are writing under a male Nom de Plume they always do it every time. I don't know if this is a bold stylistic choice or whatever but I am always waiting for the moment when a character will pipe up and say "Oh, my pussy hurts." Am I alone in thinking this is kind of a crutch?
It's the same phenomenon that drives all female comedians to make slut/period/stinky puss jokes. They just feel compelled to talk about the hole all the time.

It's almost like it's the only interesting thing about them, and has to be brought up in every situation.
 
It's the same phenomenon that drives all female comedians to make slut/period/stinky puss jokes. They just feel compelled to talk about the hole all the time.

It's almost like it's the only interesting thing about them, and has to be brought up in every situation.
All sarcasm aside, are there actually any good female comedians?
 
are there actually any good female comedians
I've never encountered one. I think the women not being funny is an extension of them not participating in direct banter. Every dude deals with getting ribbed and passively picks up a bit of the ebb and flow of it. Women just don't ever experience that shit, even women who think they're "one of the boys" never really get fucked with the same as other dudes.

On that note though, I can't think of any good male comedians anymore. All the ones I like either died or lost their fucking mind when Trump was elected.

God I wish Carlin was alive today, he'd have a field day with the modern left.

All sarcasm aside
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You can always spot a female author because they mistake dense impenetrable gobledegook for having a plot and a world. Fantasy and sci fi settings are even worse, no scene setting, no introduction of any characters, no world building, it's just straight into a load of flowery overwritten crap with no explanation for the motives of any characters.

God I wish Carlin was alive today, he'd have a field day with the modern left
Take the rose tinted glasses off. Carlin was as big a snivelling government bootlicker as anyone around now.
 
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Take the rose tinted glasses off. Carlin was as big a snivelling government bootlicker as anyone around now.
Eh, I get where you're coming from to an extent, but you have to remember most of his shit is old. He was making his bits in a completely different society. In spite of that he still had plenty of content shitting on leftists and feminists, even back in the day before their modern incarnation.

Imo his biggest thing was hating faggy language bullshit and being told what to do, so naturally I think he'd have no end of things to say about the current political landscape.
 
This is true, I love non-fiction and excluding history women do a great job at that, especially investigative literature...
Reminds me of that joke about how women make the best historians because they never let anything go.

My thing is why they're thinking it's a small dick situation?
Niggers go "but muh dik doh". A spiteful woman goes "but yuh dik doh".

The Pick Me Thread is the True and Honest Kiwifarms: Woman-Hate thread, we are just pretenders.
"Pick Me" is just the "Uncle Tom" insult for feminists, isn't it... lol.
 
Has anyone ever noticed the lack of creative women, especially in writing? I can't name a single female author besides Jane Austin, and she's a horrible writer. It seems like 99% of what women are capable of writing about is strictly men and relationships, they're obsessed bros. I don't even hate all women, only the fat ones.
Writing is probably the only creative field with an almost 100% gender parity, with men and women having almost equal quality output throughout history. No doubts, women are generally better at writing on average cause writing requires a big vocabulary and lots of unnecessary emotional pseudointellectualism which women are great at, I can attest. Its like the bell curve, the best writers are male but women write better on average. Men and women specialize in different genres too, women are generally better in writing horror and drama while men are better in writing action and conflict.
how can you only name one female author? im not a book nerd and even i can name like 10 off the top of my head. virginia woolf, all 3 bronte sisters , agatha christie, and seriously how can you forget mary shelley, creator of frankenstein?

women also write a TON of childrens lit that leads children into becoming readers in their adult hood. mary pope osborne, ka applegate, suzanne collins, barbara park, yes even jk rowling. you dont have to like their work, but saying that there aren't any creative female writers isn't accurate.
Male writing generally peaked with pulp novels and fizzled out from there. post the 50s thereve been like 3 or 4 male writers who are genuinely excellent, better than women even but women have sold more books and are generally more popular. JKR, Jane Austen, Agatha Christie and even the relative nobody like Suzanne Collins who can get away ripping off Battle Royale will always be more popular than Philip K Dick, Michael Crichton and Robert E Howard. The latter are genuinely better writers IMO but the former are more well known, most people dont even know who those latter three are despite Hollywood having plagiarized all of their work for over 40 years. The childrens books part is particularly accurate, even How To Train Your Dragon was written by a woman.
Anne Rice is one of the few authors who actually discourages fanfiction of her characters and i sort of respect that. imagine how assblasted some fans must be. she does the vampire genre the best
This too, idk why women do really good Vampire stuff. I guess it has something to do with Vampirism originally being a rape allegory and women really liking transgressive sexual sadomasochism.
Most common female written fantasies.

Billionaire
Pirate
Werewolf
Doctor
Vampire
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This is one of the reasons I refer to the British Invasion Writers, mainly Alan Moore and Neil Gaiman as feminine writers. They write everything from the same emotional pseudointellectual lens to the point where they could just as well be female writers. So many pages of useless emo garbage and unnecessary words about characters feelings. It was really funny to me that Saga of Swamp thing has all the things which women put into their stories, from Abuse to Incest to Necrophilia to Zoophilia to Plantphilia and by the end of the series the woman and the plantman run into the sunset cause humanity is evil and men are evil. That kind of writing is nice to read, observe inside a cage and contemplate on a surface level, just think about how fucked up it is. I dont think women can write a relatable prescriptive power fantasy, something which is aspirational or inspirational.
Thomas Carlyle and Tom Wolfe are also based, although Sartor Resartus does not really qualify as a novel. I'd put Goethe in there too. Wife of Bath's Tale as well.
Carlyle and his like seem preachy, especially after the NRX movement have been pushing him hard. Its the same reason I hate Evola, fucking retarded Kraut wants to preach about how hes the superior man. It makes sense why you would like him though.
 
Tina Fey used to be pretty funny as a writer, if that counts. But in general it's much rarer because women don't really have to develop a personality to attract a man.
Adding to this, any "jokes" they do tell has every guy around them laughing because they want to fuck. It gives women a really warped sense of how funny they are.
 
Agatha Christie was good
She was a based anti commie Conservative and understood the class system. I am simp for her novels...and also she was quite intelligent and had an actual mind of her own which is hard to find among women.
That's sad. Try "Oryx and Crake" by Margaret Atwood.

Try the "Masters of Rome" series by Colleen McCullough.
Women have written some great shit ngl
 
TRANSGRESSIVE SEXUAL SADOMASOCHISM !!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK ME MORE !!!
This is one of the reasons I refer to the British Invasion Writers, mainly Alan Moore and Neil Gaiman as feminine writers. They write everything from the same emotional pseudointellectual lens to the point where they could just as well be female writers. So many pages of useless emo garbage and unnecessary words about characters feelings. It was really funny to me that Saga of Swamp thing has all the things which women put into their stories, from Abuse to Incest to Necrophilia to Zoophilia to Plantphilia and by the end of the series the woman and the plantman run into the sunset cause humanity is evil and men are evil. That kind of writing is nice to read, observe inside a cage and contemplate on a surface level, just think about how fucked up it is. I dont think women can write a relatable prescriptive power fantasy, something which is aspirational or inspirational.
What is it with Br*tish comic book writers and rape? All of them have done it to add drama and it's the weirdest thing ever.
 
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My thing is why they're thinking it's a small dick situation?
Feminists are the original coomers. Their whole lives are based around cooming. So if their whole lives are about their holes, they assume that this has to be the case for moids.
Bob Saget died, then Norm McDonald died, and then Gilbert Gottfried died all back-to-back and now I don't care anymore. (:_(
I used to enjoy going to standup shows before standup comedy got murdered. More often than not there was a drunken foid heckler who’d get roasted by the comedian and she’d run off crying even though she was the one ruining the show. Reminds me of the radfems who would attempt to invade this thread, get blown the fuck out, and then cry that they got drummed out.
 
What is it with Br*tish comic book writers and rape? All of them have done it to add drama and it's the weirdest thing ever.
Cause theyre polyamorous drug fiends or gay.
Alan Moore is polyamorous, he had two wives in the late 70s and raised a daughter from one. Did lot of drugs in the 70s and 80s. He loves porn and has written books on the history of porn, on how porn is good and natural, recommending porn even. I think hes a bit of Mario Mieli type guy, Mario Mieli was a gay communist who advocated for legalized pedophilia to fight fascism cause he thought fascism came out of sexual repression.
Neil Gaiman is an emo goth kid who was emotionally married to his wife who left him after she fucked chad and tyrone and he told her she was stunning and brave.
Grant Morrison is a faggot who probably drank piss and ate shit, did drag and other unspeakable things during the peak of the AIDS crisis and just all around disgusting fuck.
All of them are some sort of fucked up except probably Garth Ennis, who I have a soft spot for. Hes just a normal edgy atheist dude.

This is coming from a person who actually likes a touch of sadomasochism, I really like women in nazi uniforms, I like Ilsa she wolf of the SS and Macha Magall and all that shit. Women do sadomasochism but the problem is they take it seriously and think 50 shades of grey is aspirational, not fucked up.
 
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