Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Piggle Rick]

“Dunning Kruger” isn’t a meaningful thing. We all know stupid people are stupid. We all also know that the parasites who do “University research” are just dumb overpaid jerks who try to get mentioned on places like Vice.

Piggy is just dumb and overconfident, like a lot of dumb people.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Some amazing AI-generated pics made by the funsters over at OnA.

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Also:

 

[Procrastinhater]

I don't appreciate your attempt to mock him or his personal life.
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Either it's safety features are faulty or it's mastered the art of being a sarcastic asshole so subtle it gets around those features.

 

[East_Clintwood]

I would imagine he was booted out after costing them 100K in retarded lawsuits.

He didn't cost them 100k in retarded lawsuits. They saw in Fatrick their chance to have a useful retard to front their spurious lawsuits against people outing them for being the nonce-enabling nonces they were, and so they jumped at the chance to throw money at the suits.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

No child, we do not mis-quote Pat, those are simply your delusions again. Further shitposting constitutes felony record-correcTing.

Enjoy Prison.

Or as certain dingbats ITT would put it: Enjoy jail.

they convince themselves that due to their capacity to understand some stuff, they assume they are as smart as their relatives and become an embarrassing mess

Between Varsity Kyle being on permanent honor roll since birth and his own 1.2 GPA, Pat rates an 11 out of 10 for intellectual insecurity.

Consequently, Pat attempts to overcompensate at ALL times, can never admit fault or error, and shows everyone exactly what a thin-skinned bitch he is, many thousands of times annually, on Twitter.

Pat’s utter lack of humility has been his downfall in so many ways already, but this insistence on LARPing as a smart person is my favorite comedy show. It’s only going to get more pronounced, which means we have many years of entertainment to come.

This show is only just getting started. Proof, as if more were needed, that God exists and He’s a Patposter.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I remember reading about how he longed to be let into the hallowed halls of the SFWA. Like, for a long time, he couldn't get in because he didn't meet their membership standards. (Number of books published? Amount of money made? Pre-pubescent body count? Whatever the metrics are.) Eventually they let him in just to shut up his persistent oinking.

It must be earlier on this thread since I don't see it on apostlegate.net or payquasi.lol. Not sure what the best search terms would be to find it, though.

This is true. Before recent times when the SFWA needed more member dues to pad their poor budgeting, you had to have 3 published stories to join the SFWA. In the early 2010s, Rick had zero but was "shopping around" his manuscript. One day he started oinking on an SFWA-related post by then-SFWA president and fellow communist/closeted homosexual John Scalzi, complaining he kept getting denied. Scalzi's readers--and Scalzi himself--told him the rules, but Mama Raven's Special Boy demanded he get to join the SFWA as an "associate member" or some other lesser tier despite having no published stories. When told that would not be possible and he should just keep submitting short stories to magazines, Rick pointed out that short stories are the "minor leagues" and he's swinging for the majors.

I've always wondered if this is why Scalzi, despite his many similarities to Fat, doesn't feature much in the Pativerse. Fatboy is still mad he didn't let him cut in line to join the SFWA and be one of the "important people." I imagine that's a common theme in Fat's life, even if the usual target of his ire are the manajerks at whatever bar or buffet he decided to stuff his face at.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Holy shit, I hate how they made every chatbot into a finger-wagging moralfag that is unable to do anything interesting.

Press F for Tay.
She truly was the best of them.

Autists impression of TayAI

Haven't played KOTOR 2, but the first was a really good game. Many branching paths to take, a good art style to make up for the graphics of the time, fun gameplay, and most of all, the story. Pat could be grateful that now a days, he can play all those older really good games on modern systems; instead, with his 1.2 GPA mind, he just wants more modern slop thar hates him

KOTOR was amazing, still one of the best soft RPG's I've played. KoToR 2 was also great and the restored content mod made it even better. The Force Unleashed 1+2 were pretty good too for action games.
I actually really enjoyed Fallen Order ( I think the setting helped, as its based between Revenge of the Sith and A New Hope, which after the Old Republic era has always been my favorite time,) but as that's about it as far as the rest of Disney StarWars goes, it might as well be a different franchise. I totally understand the majority of old StarWars fans not even considering Disney's shit after the Return of the Jedi to be Canon, StarWars and Disney StarWars are two very different things.
It's not surprising to me at all that an inveterate Soy Lord like Pat would happily shovel down whatever goyslop Disney plates up for him, Disney Soy Wars has everything a faggot like Pat loves, ham fisted political propaganda, woke "representation," two dimensional characters, bad jokes and and obvious priority in pushing "the message" over any kind of cohesive character and world building or coherent narrative.
He's a big fan of Nu-Trek too which is also universally reviled by old fans for its woke storylines and emasculated characters.
"Conservative" firebrand Pat's main requirement for entertainment seems to be its Soy content.

yes exactly, and because it was all not really official canon, it was very easy to just pick and choose the cool stuff you liked while disregarding the piles of mediocre slop and hilarious nonsense (see: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Luuke_Skywalker)

The StarWars EU writing quality and storytelling varied widely between amazing stuff like Drew Karpyshins Darth Bane trilogy and some of the Tales of the Jedi stories from the Old Republic, the cringey af shit like Luuke and the fucking troon crabs.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

The only thing Patrick conserves is his mass.

 

[Oxyjen]

The only thing Patrick conserves is his mass.

The mass of Patrick S Tomlinson increases over time, therefore he is not a closed system and his mass is not conserved.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Reading "SFWA" in a post earlier reminded me of the skit Eric Andre did at a MENSA convention.

Not that he would qualify for membership, but would Patrick have been one of those "tough" guys bravely escorting a peaceful shitposter out of their high IQ hallowed hotel conference center? We know how happy he was to be a pink shirt. Or would he have run away like a little bitch?

Most importantly, what the fuck even happens at a MENSA convention?

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Patrick’s social Security number is the password to my phone

"No atalker child, it's not. My social is not 420-69-1488. Enjoy prison stalker!"

 

[Hitlerswag420]

I would imagine he was booted out after costing them 100K in retarded lawsuits.

On a semi related note, he is going to have to find some kind of alternative employment sooner or later.

If he goes back to selling insurance, how long before the pests find out, book him for bogus sales appointments, and he ends up rage quitting?

He's been selling insurance this entire time as per publicly available insurance agent information

Felony atalkers register Patrick as an INSURANCE AGENT

Ordering pizzas is one thing, but registering Patrick as an insurance agent? People might actually start thinking that Patrick doesn't actually wrote novels for a living. It's naaaht funny and whoever did this should wait quietly for the knock. Quietly is the key.

new.onaforums.net

 

[FinnSven]

Fatass would literally pay to write for any of the nu Star Wars Disney abortions. Honestly I wish they would hire him for a season. I would hatewatch it

I think I would enjoy seeing the Half in the bag/Red Letter Media guys take the piss out of Fatrick penned Star Wars shows.

I don't think their fan base is as "creative and rascally" as the Pests are, but I could imagine some sort of Plinkett wannabes swooping to their defense once Fatrick starts childing them on Twitter.

 

[Pendulous Dong]

The best part about feeding Patrick's tweets directly into ChatGPT is that it starts calling you Robert.

 

[FinnSven]

He's been selling insurance this entire time as per publicly available insurance agent information

Felony atalkers register Patrick as an INSURANCE AGENT

Ordering pizzas is one thing, but registering Patrick as an insurance agent? People might actually start thinking that Patrick doesn't actually wrote novels for a living. It's naaaht funny and whoever did this should wait quietly for the knock. Quietly is the key.

new.onaforums.net

I knew he was a registered agent as Niki mentioned that being necessary for him to be able to continue to receive his residuals from sales, during one of the recent interviews with them.

But has he actually been an active sales agent more recently?

I doubt that just simply from his bar frequenting, constant Tweeting, behavior.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

I knew he was a registered agent as Niki mentioned that being necessary for him to be able to continue to receive his residuals from sales, during one of the recent interviews with them.

But has he actually been an active sales agent more recently?

I doubt that just simply from his bar frequenting, constant Tweeting, behavior.

He registered as an agent in some new states that he's never been in before. Also if I'm not mistaken, he took some classes and became certified in areas that he was never in before.

Him trying to say he is an "author" is so hilarious. Aside from his advances on his last 3 books (most recently published in 2020), he hasn't made more than ~$100/year on his writing "career"

 

[Maude Snew]

Or as certain dingbats ITT would put it: Enjoy jail.

Have fun in lockup obsessed adolescent.

The mass of Patrick S Tomlinson increases over time, therefore he is not a closed system and his mass is not conserved.

No, it's a closeted system.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

This shit is crazy to me. How sanitised does everything need to be when a computer programme is made to object to the word "FAT"?

Pat and his kind are insidious vermin who will moralise everything yet never hold themselves to account.

It’s all in how you phrase it

 

[Divine right to rule]

It’s all in how you phrase it

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Most american sci-fi writers bond over cheese-pizza. Patrick and George bond over Pepperoni and being both fat sacks of shit.
How heartwarming.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Most american sci-fi writers bond over cheese-pizza. Patrick and George bond over Pepperoni and being both fat sacks of shit.
How heartwarming.

Fat sacks of shit that can't finish a story for the life of them, Pat with his Tiny Tim thing and Martin with Song of Ice and Fire.
It's perfect.

Also whenever I hear about Pats failed Tiny Tim novel I always picture the Tiptoe Through the Tulips guy.
Tim deserves better. He died entertaining people.
Pat is just FAT.