Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Justa Grata Honoria]

The other big mistake of the parents was allowing Mr. Drexel to be around Nick growing up.

The chad move by the parents at this point would be to get Nick away from Kayla and the kids. Focus their time and money on them. Nick completed his task by fathering the brood of grandchildren. But he serves no particular purpose at this point and will inevitably harm the children in the future.

thats assuming kayla has good relationship with his parents and is willing to leave nick , it could be kayla is treated as a broomare . Honestly i think kayla has sunken cost falacy and thinks that she cant do it alone without Nick thus the pill popping because she doesnt want to face the reality she will be single mom like or not. Nick openly flirts with women drags her to kinky stuff etc, plus everything that has come out about their private life there is no way in some shape and form wont be slapped in her face by someone who she knows . So she clings to Nick for dear life . At this point she needs the talk come to jesus and an exit plan. Living in small town gossip can be detrimental she doesnt understand she can just move change name and there will be plenty takers for slim and fit mom regardless of the age because america is fat lol.

 

[Swole McPole]

Is it just me or is Xia just a painfully average looking stripper?

What's the deal, surely the quality of lookers on OF isn't this low right?

The best looking strippers are painfully average. The average stripper is an absolute dog.

 

[AnOminous]

- 1 hr & 5 min late bc an "unexpected thing came up with picking up my son". Note: he did not drink with Xia. (I'm starting to lean into the theory that Kayla makes him drive so he drinks less.)

How is that unexpected? This faggot had no idea where his son was and then he just somehow turned up in Nebraska or some shit and needed to be picked up?

At least 90% of these "unexpected" events are probably just this faggot being too drunk to operate.

 

[Neetorino]

Anyone else remember him saying that he believes unironically that if you aren't a Christian, you shouldn't even be allowed to be legally married (yes, meaning if you're an atheist you can't be married)? Because I distinctly remember him saying that, even if I can't recall the exact stream.

Oh yeah he absolutely has said this before, I think it might have been on a stream discussing some trans-rights related bill? I for sure remember the lead up to "atheists shouldn't be allowed to marry" being that the gays shouldn't either as a slippery slope from "gays marry" to "troons touch kids" or something.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Male streamers and ethots are the same thing apparently
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Not simply being mean, but she looks better here with clothes on.

Nick knows a lot about getting MRIs - he's had them.

Likely his fat girl cheerleader chair stand rotator cuff tear.

I thought this was Saturdays, but if true, I believe this puts to bed th theory that Taylor (Drexels BDSM sub) is their chiropractor. She is in thr metro area.

Fairly sure it's always been Fridays.

Why does it put the "T" chiropractor theory to rest?

Because Nick said he's miss the last 20 mins of Hunley's show but her office is almost 2 hours from Spicer?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Oh yeah he absolutely has said this before, I think it might have been on a stream discussing some trans-rights related bill? I for sure remember the lead up to "atheists shouldn't be allowed to marry" being that the gays shouldn't either as a slippery slope from "gays marry" to "troons touch kids" or something.

It was moral reductionism that sounds good on its face to boomers and muh Republicans.

Nick defines marriage as a special union between a man, woman, and God. What the State authorises is not a marriage because it omits God. The State incentivises unions with tax breaks.

Conclusion: Have the State authorise 'unions' so the guys can get thr tax breaks (or two roommates can) and leave marriage as a religious affair where you can choose to involve the state or not.

Leaving aside the amount of 'unions' that wouls happen and reduce the tax revenue, how would they deal with custody claims for children and parental rights if a bunch of people popped out kids with only a paper from their church?


EDIT:

@Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown He said he has an appointment at noon, and he would have to leave at 11.40 to make it.

Ergo travel from home to destination is less than 20 minutes.

Taylor's office is more than 20 minutes from Spicer IIRC

QED: Taylor is not the contortionist doctor for the Rekieta family.

 

[RotPockets]

Dear Feeder is right, there is no such thing as rock bottom. Keep on nosediving Balldo Man.

It all returns to nothing…

 

[Balldo's Gate]

There was speculation earlier in the thread that this may have been Kayla's attempt at controlling Nick's drinking, except he's too wet brained to realize that and just drives drunk.

. (I'm starting to lean into the theory that Kayla makes him drive so he drinks less.)

It's the only scenario that makes remote sense if he really is driving kids around unless she doesn't drive at all. His show is at 11pm and he has to be over an hour late because he has to pick up a kid? Where is Kayla? What else does she have to do where he has to be the one to drive?

Fairly sure it's always been Fridays.

QED: Taylor is not the contortionist doctor for the Rekieta family.

I never thought this was likely, I'm sure there is more than one chiropractor in Minnesota.

 

[Geared Chris]

My theory was that his church saw the things he said and the way he was acting and he was told they didn't want him to teach children literal heresy, or was just told he wasn't welcome at the church anymore as a result of his behavior.

Safe bet. The only thing that others have not mentioned is the following:

1. He was told he could no longer teach Sunday school. Verified on this stream.

2. They skipped Easter services last April. He verified on a LOCALS stream. As any halfway observant Christan knows, that's rather serious.

Some have speculated this was the reason for his Worst Day. (I doubt it. I don't think Nick ever cared that much about God. It was always performative.)

 

[Not Who You Think]

He defended his good friend Mr. Drexel on the internet by claiming that Mr. Drexel tells his stories of smashing chicks on Nick's streams to help young men avoid the path of degeneracy that young Mr. Drexel fell into. I would expect he tells the same type of stories to her because otherwise I can't see any mother allowing a lowlife like Mr. Drexel around her daughters.

Kayla has been familiar with Drexel since college since Drexel was on the cheerleader squad with both of them in 2003/2004. Drexel was already a manwhore by 2005, which was Nick's last year in college when Drexel started banging housewives with Warstarter (and the blackface picture was taken. It's doubtful that Drexel didn't brag to Nick about what he was up to considering Nick was taking cheerleaders (including Kayla) to gay strip clubs.

Nick and Drexel believe they are exceptional in many regards and that certain rules don't apply to them. Drexel believes that people in "the lifestyle" are broken (but not him, he's the sane one in clown world). Nick and Drexel both think their daughters are the exception regarding their beliefs about girls/women.

Kayla likely falls into this camp as well since they are all perverted idiots who can only feel good about themselves if they use a double-standard.

Nick admits that he wears "male lingerie". I have never heard of a man wearing lingerie so guessing he picked it up at Gay 90s and Hedonism 2.

This was established in the 2022 November election stream where Kayla talked about going to lingerie/sex shops with Nick and how she wasn't allowed to post in Locals (lol). She mentioned a Christmas themed piece she got for Nick. Possibly the one she tried to get him to wear to the Gay90s underwear party in late December.

While this doesn't have a visible bell, Kayla's emphasis on the wreath means it likely looks something like this:

Spoiler: For Inquiring Minds (not graphic)

Male streamers and ethots are the same thing apparently
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Nick is an idiot. He only speaks to what sounds good to him in the moment. Below is him talking to Xia and then talking to Mandy_K:

 

[miss ethanol]

Women want to be whores

I have seen him act like Ethan Ralph, Fatrick, Jack Murphy and probably other lolcows that I do not remember, now he is talking like Russel Greer about all women wanting to be whores. Nick is becoming the captain planet of lolcows.

 

[Bowiotronic]

Balldimer the multimillionaire alcoholic, I really don't know how the towelie comparison has flown us by over our heads, like a Minnesotan Bourbon Falcon.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

The best looking strippers are painfully average. The average stripper is an absolute dog.

Maslow’s Mediocrity Principle states that the more attractive a stripper is, the more likely she is to be chased out of stripping by stalkers.

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick is an idiot. He only speaks to what sounds good to him in the moment:

He's such a fucking moron. If he had ANY experience of the outside world at all, he'd recognize that the deperate leathery wine-moms telling him 'they love how he thinks, he's so smart, etc. etc.' isn't a boast. These wrinkly old cunts can't even get themselves a fucking date -- never mind a husband. And the ones who do have a husband are retarded fuck-pigs who exist solely to satisfy the degenerate lusts of their retarded man-children.

Does he think we don't see his locals chat? If those ancient skanks were chasing me like they chase Rekieta, I'd feel obliged to scrub myself in bleach to get the stink off me.

He's NEVER interacted with intelligent professional women -- not since he was manning the counter for Wells Fargo. Back then he was a skinter with a houseful of young kids so I'm pretty sure that skanks weren't falling over themselves to get that dick. Since then, I'm betting all of his interactions with the opposite sex has been with the degenerate old drunkards who flick their bean to his channel, and the porky white women who jet off to Hedonism to get them some black meat for the holidays.

Stupid fuck is too dumb to be embarrassed by how retarded is boasting is.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

He's such a fucking moron. If he had ANY experience of the outside world at all, he'd recognize that the deperate leathery wine-moms telling him 'they love how he thinks, he's so smart, etc. etc.' isn't a boast. These wrinkly old cunts can't even get themselves a fucking date -- never mind a husband. And the ones who do have a husband are retarded fuck-pigs who exist solely to satisfy the degenerate lusts of their retarded man-children.

Does he think we don't see his locals chat? If those ancient skanks were chasing me like they chase Rekieta, I'd feel obliged to scrub myself in bleach to get the stink off me.

He's NEVER interacted with intelligent professional women -- not since he was manning the counter for Wells Fargo. Back then he was a skinter with a houseful of young kids so I'm pretty sure that skanks weren't falling over themselves to get that dick. Since then, I'm betting all of his interactions with the opposite sex has been with the degenerate old drunkards who flick their bean to his channel, and the porky white women who jet off to Hedonism to get them some black meat for the holidays.

Stupid fuck is too dumb to be embarrassed by how retarded is boasting is.

Shortened:

If a normal person could boast that they had 100,000 concurrent viewers on stream for the Rittenhouse case, they would certainly have a higher quality of gold digger menagerie than the locals wine mom chat, and they would also pay less attention to it.

Edit: they also would’ve bought a Porsche instead of a mustang

 

[Captain Manning]

So...where's Kayla?

You mean on stream?

We haven't seen her since November... December... sometime around then, I think. Right around the time Nick started getting serious pushback for going full degen and most of his old audience gave him the finger and started their exodus. I think either Nick didn't want her to be a target of ridicule, or she didn't want to be. I suspect she might have a greater sense of shame than Nick does.

She's still spotted at live events Nick goes to though.

 

[Maude Snew]

So...where's Kayla?

Nick dropped her off to live on a farm upstate with mama JF.

 

[Strix454]

We haven't seen her since November... December... sometime around then,

She was also said to have stopped even looking at stuff about Nick on the internet I think around the time of the "Mandy" stream.

 

[LiquidKid]

I was always taught the church isn't the building, it's the PEOPLE you're with

Really? I’m not religious these days, but growing up I had to go to church twice a week and attend Sunday school after 7 am mass. My family quite literally never spoke to anyone at the church before or after the service. They’d go, listen to it, then leave to grab breakfast at ihop. The concept of a community around the church just seems foreign to me.

 

[Shagedan]

I am now beyond convinced he's into pegging.

We thought the Balldo was going into Kayla. We’ve had it backwards the whole time.