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What if they went with the animated series from the start?

Also while that was the case with TAS, TNG continued that tradition even if they had a bigger budget.



"If we reverse polarity of the tachyon stream and channel it through the main deflector, we may be able to phase through the anomaly without much damage to the ship!"

Also Doctor Who tries to pass itself off as "hard SF" too?

🤡Dr Who actually was marketed as "educational" by the Big Black Cock network.🤡

At least oldtrek, while not science in any way, was a fun campy shit or good enough space drama. That's what it was, but that is okey.

I don't mind multipurpose stuff. Blasters sometimes have a stun set in, but its pretty short ranged and not abused much outside of Filoni stuff for kid friendly reasons.

A bolter can do more stuff than one, with special shells. Its clearly laid out and each ammo type has a reason why it does what it does and how.

The "Main deflector" is a tractor beam like shit on Trek ships, usually under the main saucer. It is also one of the -worst- sinners when it comes to general technobabble, it can basically do anything.
 
TMP era is still where its at.

To be fair, It's not hard to be more scientific than Filoniwars. Even Sonichu is more scientific if we're going by disneywars logic where bows + melee > guns and most military maneuvers involve marching out in the open with no cover in an empty field and the soldiers are retarded enough to WALK UP TO THE JEDI during order 66 with ranged weapons. :roll:
I disagree. Filoniwars beats Star Trek hard in the ass when it comes to realism in tech. That's mostly because Filoniwars doesn't have a science base of its own, Filoni just cribs stuff from the old EU and the movies. Even that whole "Eye of Sion" thing that was meant to allow you to travel to other galaxies in FTL by sticking the hyperdrives of several capital ships together in a ring-shaped structure was already done in the past with Outbound Flight:

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The Duchess, from Rebels? It's just a souped-up arc caster mounted on a walker that targets specific metals. Arc casters were already in vogue in games like SWTOR and Battlefront 2 classic:
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Then you have the Defoliator tank and the EMP bomb from TCW, which were just souped-up versions of a napalm bomb and an EMP grenade.

Of Filoni's many flubs in storytelling, the tech in his shows is surprisingly mundane and far more grounded than Trek tech ever was. The science part was already done for him by other authors, all he needed to do was either juice things up to a larger scale or just copy it.
 
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They learned well from the capeshit school of writing smart characters.

That is 90% of Batman plots, and they just use random McGuffins to explain it.

Little rant here. Why was everyone saying that last Batman film was good because it was Batman being a detective? It was so dumb. He walks into a crime scene. Immediately looks at a notch in the floor. Walks to the criminal's apartment and immediately picks up a book that explains things. There's a computer with a password.
He goes somewhere where there's a video explaining stuff. Follows that up. Someone explains what it really was. Goes back to the villain's apartment. Pics up a tool. It's the one that made the notch in the floor. A random cop spurts out it is for carpeting. Batman looks at the floor. There's carpet. He rips it up and there's a map of the city with the computer password. He types in the password. Watches another video explaining what is going on. Batman then fails to stop the plot, but saves black social justice candidate, so a win?

It's all so contrived, but people were raving about smart detective batman!
 
Little rant here. Why was everyone saying that last Batman film was good because it was Batman being a detective? It was so dumb.

It's all so contrived, but people were raving about smart detective batman!
That's because capeshit tricks work on modern audiences rather easily. Especially comic book fans. They fall for that shit all the time and think Batman is smarter than someone like Light Yagami because he outfoxed some idiot who was described as a super-genius in a comic book written for teenagers.

You want to know what's smart? When Thrawn had to force a shielded world to surrender, and he did so by having a cloaked ship slip past the enemy's shield before it activated, firing at the enemy world from inside said shield, then he has an ISD fire at where the cloaked ship is, in the same direction the cloaked ship is firing at, with the shield protecting the cloaked ship, all to make it look like he has a new turbolaser weapon that can shoot past an enemy shield. The ruse works, and the enemy surrenders to his protection rather quickly, and he accepts them into his fold.

That's A) using your tech and gadgets intelligently, B) fooling the enemy into thinking that you're stronger than you actually are, and C) being magnanimous enough that people will consider surrendering to you because they know they'll be OK and that you won't just fuck them over after they surrender to you.

The enemy thinks that Thrawn has a new toy that can shoot past a shield, because their untrained goober eyes and scanners see Thrawn's ISD firing at them, and the land where direction it's firing at is being shot at by something they can't see, so they logically assume that it's Thrawn's ship firing at them with a gun that can shoot past a shield. So they raise the white flag to surrender, because that's the only thing they could reasonably do if Thrawn did have such a weapon.

Capeshit plots, 99% of the time, are not that smart. Whenever they have a "genius" character, they'll just put him in an inescapable situation, then he'd just pull out something that saves him, and says that he was anticipating that the enemy would do that, so that it's all according to plan. Basically, it's the same way Star Trek writes problems that they solve via technobabble so they can wax on about how advanced the Enterprise is.
 
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Feel free to disagree, but I actually like the giant hyperspace ring for a Star Destroyer as a call back to the rings used on the point Jedi starfighters.

The ATOC Jedi Starfighter was made of triangular as part of the shifting design language. It's the kind of referral back which is cool. Although the fact they are so reliant on call backs and old designs probably detracts to many.
 
Feel free to disagree, but I actually like the giant hyperspace ring for a Star Destroyer as a call back to the rings used on the point Jedi starfighters.

The ATOC Jedi Starfighter was made of triangular as part of the shifting design language. It's the kind of referral back which is cool. Although the fact they are so reliant on call backs and old designs probably detracts to many.
Again, it calls to the consistency of the tech. An ISD's shape is similar to that of a Jedi Starfighter, just scaled up to a larger degree.
 
Filoni's fools just think smart means -doing nonsense but it just works!-
In the books Thrawn had Pellaeon - a competent officer he was mentoring. So even when he did something seemingly nonsensical he would then explain it to Pellaeon and tell him (and by proxy the reader) why he did it and why it worked. In the show he has nobody to explain his actions to and the results of those are less than impressive so we are expected to believe that Thrawn is a genius just because they tell us that Thrawn is a genius.

George elevated Filoni, signed off on his shit, and that includes fucking Dathomir.
Dathomir was much older than Filoni. It first appeared in Courtship of Princes Leia where it was a backwater planet with two matriarchal tribes of self-trained Force-sensitives (nowhere near as powerful as Jedi and Sith) waging a war. Night Sisters were the dark side tribe.
Filoni took it and for some reason made Night Sisters some of the most powerful entities in the universe while retconning the light side tribe out of existence.

They'll be back when the Acolyte comes out.
I hope it comes out and it's the worst thing ever put on screen.
 
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"If we reverse polarity of the tachyon stream and channel it through the main deflector, we may be able to phase through the anomaly without much damage to the ship!"

Also Doctor Who tries to pass itself off as "hard SF" too?
At least ds9 had a consistent writers list of terms they pulled out whenever they needed something to happen. So there was some consistency whenever they said something about tachian particles and or whatever.


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Sorry but these uniforms are the most kino in sci-fi, beat only by the Imperial officers in Star Wars.
It is the best, but man I think the late ds9/enterprise E uniforms are pretty badass.
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One thing that really strikes me about Filoni is that he desperately wants to be the next JRR Tolkien or CS Lewis. I mean, he's openly stated that Ahsoka is his Gandalf, and look at Lothal-it bloody well looks like a sci-fi version of Minas Tirith:

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And of course, the title of that last episode, the Jedi, the Witch, and the Warlord, is a shot-by-shot reference to the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

The difference is, Tolkien and Lewis, just like Lucas, appealed to a higher truth that goes beyond mere social values or approval; in fact, Tolkien and Lucas were seen as old-school by many futurists of their day, with Tolkien being bashed for being anti-industry, and Lucas being bashed for trying to mix sci-fi with fairy tales. But they appealed to things like religion or timeless, immemorial classics like the epics of old, or Kurosawa movies and cowboy flicks. They appeal to a higher identity, a Christian faith, like how Luke destroying the Death Star is basically David vs. Goliath in space, or how Aslan's sacrifice mirrors that of Christ, or how Frodo carrying the Ring was akin to him bearing the cross for Isildur's past sin, or how Gandalf being resurrected brings him back as a higher form of life than he was before, or how Luke's forgiveness of Vader is a call-back to Christ's parable of the Prodigal Son. Hell, what did they call the redeemed Revan again? Oh, that's right, the "Prodigal Knight".

Dave, at most, makes cartoons for kids like Avatar the Last Airbender, but Avatar didn't have deep, religious truths like Lucas' Star Wars, Lewis' Narnia, or Tolkien's Lord of the Rings had. All it had was feel-good kiddie stuff and basic morality where the Avatar messiah is hardly forced to make a difficult choice, (Aang has to choose between his girlfriend Katara and the Avatar State, he later just ends up with both) and he even lies at one point in order to keep things together, (LOL The Great Divide). The religious angle of Avatar is so paper thin and ambiguous that you don't really know what religious values they're teaching, since they can't even get Eastern values like Buddha's detachment or Ghandhi's radical pacifism right, let alone the Christian spirituality that Tolkien, Lewis, and Lucas were aiming for.

Dave gets some notes right, like when he pays tribute to samurai and cowboys (ie. the duel between Marrok and Ahsoka on Seatos, or the duel between Hunter and Cad Bane on some junk planet). But he doesn't get the real reasons why things are the way they are. For example, his interpretation of the Empire is that they're evil for evil's sake, which is far from Lucas' point of view, where the Empire is made up of good people fighting for an evil ruler. Sure, the Emperor is a cackling villain who has no qualms burning down a village full of innocents to kill one Jedi or rebel fugitive, but most of his minions are average Joes who may even have valid reasons why they're fighting for said Emperor, who does what he can to appear as a just, loving ruler in front of the galaxy. Even the fucking Emperor believes he's doing the right thing, by bringing an enlightened regime to rule over the galaxy and keep order through absolute power. He's an enlightened despot mixed with a dark wizard. Kind of like what happens when you mix Louis XIV with Sauron or Morgoth.

In any other day, your average Stormtrooper could probably be friends with the average mook who joins the Rebel Alliance, but their allegiance to something which they see as good, which turns out to be evil, prevents such a thing and forces the Stormtrooper to kill the Rebel who, in another life, could've been his friend. Hence why the conflict in the OT is called the Galactic Civil War-because it is a civil war, pitting people who could've been brothers in arms against each other, because of their beliefs. Heck, they even added more nuance to that by showing in the Prequels how disorganized the Republic was, which makes it understandable why some people would tolerate the Empire; since to the older generation, it's the lesser evil when compared to the chaos of the Old Republic. At least the Empire provides for countless trillions and puts a roof over their head, which was more than what the Republic did for them.

In Filoni shows, yes, you do have the people who think the Empire is good, but the way they act, they're either goobers who are practically too stupid to tell that the Empire is evil, or they're openly ambitious or corrupt; there's no nuance with them. Tarkin is an asshole for the sake of being an asshole; he wants to get rid of the clones even though they've proven effective, just so they can drive home how evil the Empire is by stiffing the clones (even though in the old lore, the veteran clones were valued, given a high rank, and some were even eulogized by the Emperor as model citizens for their sacrifices). Tarkin even seeks the death of a young girl who literally SAVED HIS LIFE, which is horribly uncharacteristic. In the OT, Tarkin valued his friendships with Force-sensitive warriors like Vader who have done favors for him in the past. You'd think saving the man's life would at least warrant a few favors. Even Thrawn is displayed as the kind of sadist who would taunt his foes when he's leaving them to die on a distant galaxy, or he feigns sympathy in front of a beaten enemy when he's stealing their precious family relics, when in the old lore, he was the quintessential honorable villain, the kind of bad guy whose soldiers will lay their lives down for because he inspires such loyalty.

In Lucas' films, even a brute like Vader fights for the sake of order and peace, to end destructive conflicts, and even Tarkin was only fighting for what he saw was right; bringing order, keeping rebels from causing chaos, hence why he has his giant flying pillbox with its oversized laser gun tooling around space shattering worlds. He blew up Alderaan, yes, but Alderaan was harboring rebels, so for all he knew, it could've been a rebel fortress, and taking it conventionally would've led to another battle as big as the one on Geonosis, especially since Alderaan is a wealthy core world that could easily afford weapons of war. So Tarkin did what he could to mitigate Imperial casualties, eradicate a source of resistance against the Empire, while at the same time, hoping that his actions would persuade other systems to not rebel, saving countless lives, Imperial or otherwise. Tarkin isn't some wannabe mass-murderer who gets hard over the prospect of genocide, he's an old lawman who will do whatever it takes to maintain order......even if he needs to commit mass genocide to do it. Kind of like how General MacArthur wanted to nuke the Red Chinese to win the Korean War.

As for the good guys, in the old lore, they're not fighting just because the bad guys are mean, they're fighting for the sake of democracy itself. As Obi-Wan Kenobi said, his allegiance is "to the Republic, to Democracy." Even if the Emperor was a Light-Sided Jedi who stayed true to the Jedi way, if he still exercised absolute power and violated people's rights in his quest to enforce justice, the heroes of the Rebel Alliance and the Jedi Order would still oppose him. Why did the Jedi send Anakin to spy on the Chancellor? Because he was amassing too much power under his rule and he refused to give it up. Why did the Rebels fight against the Emperor? Because they were trying to restore the Republic which he destroyed. It was a war for constitutional order and civil rights that is rooted deeply in American history, and the good guys are fighters for the law, to return the old order and its fair laws that kept the galaxy running back in place. They're the last people to commit war crimes or carry out terrorist actions-because they'd be against that just as much as the average Imperial citizen would be.

But in TCW and Rebels, we see time and again the good guys breaking their agreements and committing war crimes because.........they're the good guys? From the Jedi ordering flamethrowers to be used against living beings, to Kenobi and Anakin faking surrenders, to the Jedi using mind-rape as a form of interrogation, to Phoenix Squadron literally carrying out terrorist attacks in the middle of civilian gatherings, to Ezra threatening to have Governor Pryce devoured by wolves, and Ahsoka implying that she used "enhanced interrogation" on Morgan Elsbeth to get her to cough up the location of the star map to Thrawn, Filoni's heroes commit so much war crimes that, if you removed the context of protagonist vs. antagonist, Filoni's heroes would wind up getting tried at the Hague. It's funny that in the post-9/11 world, Filoni's heroes have committed both terrorist actions and enhanced interrogation.

NuWars' heroes do whatever it takes to win, even unethical things like conducting terror attacks and using child soldiers, and their only justification is that the other side is evil. Which then falls flat when you see the New Republic that they fought so hard to establish being a corrupt piece of shit like it was in Legends to justify further threats. At least in Legends, it's justified, because the good guys fought to restore a constitutional democracy, and in such a democracy, yes, you will have corrupt pieces of shit who will use said democracy's laws and systems to gain power for themselves. But the good guys in the new canon are more than willing to commit terrorist acts and war crimes to beat the baddies, and to see them suddenly fall flaccid against a bureaucracy that's stiffing them makes them look inconsistent and weak.

If these heroes were willing to commit war crimes against the Separatists or the Empire, why do they suddenly take it up the ass from some bureaucrat on Coruscant just because he's from the New Republic? If Hera in the Ahsoka show was consistent with her Rebels characterization, she'd have Sabine or Chopper arrange an "accident" to kill off Senator Xiono so she can have her fleet go to Seatos no problemo. The threat of Thrawn's return is too big for her to let rules lawyering to get in the way. Even NuThrawn is enough of a threat against this weaker version of the New Republic; doing everything to stop his return would be justified.

I suppose this is just the ravages of time wearing down a franchise that used to appeal to eternal truths. But I suppose it's inevitable, since they need to appeal to a materialist goober class that falls for things like the MCU and sympathizes with a villain who wants to downsize the universal populace out of a misguided idea of solving the overpopulation crisis that doesn't even exist.

In the books Thrawn had Pellaeon - a competent officer he was mentoring. So even when he did something seemingly nonsensical he would then explain it to Pellaeon and tell him (and by proxy the reader) why he did it and why it worked. In the show he has nobody to explain his actions to and the results of those are less than impressive so we are expected to believe that Thrawn is a genius just because they tell us that Thrawn is a genius.
Again, it's capeshit writing. The man is a genius because they say he's a genius. And since most normies fall for capeshit plots, it's something their little minds digest like it's nothing.

Dathomir was much older than Filoni. It first appeared in Courtship of Princes Leia where it was a backwater planet with two matriarchal tribes of self-trained Force-sensitives (nowhere near as powerful as Jedi and Sith) waging a war. Night Sisters were the dark side tribe.
Filoni took it and for some reason made Night Sisters some of the most powerful entities in the universe while retconning the light side tribe out of existence.
I remember Silri from Empire at War being a major player in the Zann Consortium before she deserted and discovered a Sith army in carbonite at the end of Forces of Corruption.
 
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The difference is, Tolkien and Lewis, just like Lucas, appealed to a higher truth that goes beyond mere social values or approval; in fact, Tolkien and Lucas were seen as old-school by many futurists of their day, with Tolkien being bashed for being anti-industry, and Lucas being bashed for trying to mix sci-fi with fairy tales.
There is also something much simpler. Tolkien, Lucas and Lewis created original worlds. Filoni copies Tolkien, Lucas and Lewis and this is not a path to greatness.

I remember Silri from Empire at War being a major player in the Zann Consortium before she deserted and discovered a Sith army in carbonite at the end of Forces of Corruption.
There were some other prominent Dathomirans: a Nightsister founded Cult of Ragnos (in Jedi Academy), another was one of the leaders of Shadow Academy and one became the Unseen Queen of the Dark Nest. And from the light side tribe two were Queen Mothers of Hapan Consortium, one of them also a powerful Jedi and wife of Jacen Solo.
Still, they were just strong and well-trained Force users, not witches using literal magic to conjure swords out of thin air.
 
Yes Peridia or whatever it's called being art designed as Furloni Middle-Earth has been very obvious and remarked upon
Dathomir was much older than Filoni. It first appeared in Courtship of Princes Leia where it was a backwater planet with two matriarchal tribes of self-trained Force-sensitives (nowhere near as powerful as Jedi and Sith) waging a war. Night Sisters were the dark side tribe.
Filoni took it and for some reason made Night Sisters some of the most powerful entities in the universe while retconning the light side tribe out of existence.
Gethzerion, at least, was very powerful in the dark side. The Courtship of Princess Leia implies that Palpy was afraid of the witches, the Nightsisters especially, and quarantined Dathomir to keep them from getting out into the galaxy at large. Why he didn't just orbital bombard the planet to glass, is explained iirc as Palpy thought it was funny to send political prisoners there to be tormented by the Nightsisters and eaten by rancors and shit. And Gethzerion uses the dark side to give Luke a lethal strokerino like it was nothing. (Then the Force heals his brain, of course, just before he dies, because.) Although Luke is portrayed as being more powerful than any of the light-side witches, and more powerful than any of the Nightsisters, save Gethzerion
 
There is also something much simpler. Tolkien, Lucas and Lewis created original worlds. Filoni copies Tolkien, Lucas and Lewis and this is not a path to greatness.
It's even worse. Filoni was tasked with continuing Lucas' creation, but he forgot the higher values that said creation stood for, boiling things down to the basic good-vs-evil that Avatar: the Last Airbender went with. Like how Sozin originally had good intentions for his expansionism, but then later committed genocide against the Air Nomads instead of defeating them conventionally and just forcing them to be part of his Empire.

There were some other prominent Dathomirans: a Nightsister founded Cult of Ragnos (in Jedi Academy), another was one of the leaders of Shadow Academy and one became the Unseen Queen of the Dark Nest. And from the light side tribe two were Queen Mothers of Hapan Consortium, one of them also a powerful Jedi and wife of Jacen Solo.
Still, they were just strong and well-trained Force users, not witches using literal magic to conjure swords out of thin air.
Last I checked, the Ragnos Cult from Jedi Academy was founded by Tavion Axmis, an Imperial Dark Jedi who was present in Jedi Outcast. But the others are spot on.
 
Gethzerion, at least, was very powerful in the dark side. The Courtship of Princess Leia implies that Palpatine was afraid of the witches, the Nightsisters especially, and quarantined Dathomir to keep them from getting out into the galaxy.
His general policy was to either convert Force users and organizations to his side (like Prophets of the Dark Side) or to remove them from the picture.

Last I checked, the Ragnos Cult from Jedi Academy was founded by Tavion Axmis, an Imperial Dark Jedi who was present in Jedi Outcast.
I assumed she had some Dathomiran roots because of what she wears.
 
🤡Dr Who actually was marketed as "educational" by the Big Black Cock network.🤡
lol wat

Dr. Who has instant spacetime travel and the "sonic screwdriver" thing that can seemingly do anything.

So there was some consistency whenever they said something about tachian particles and or whatever.
Probably the most out there technobabble-y pre-JJ series was "warp 10 means return to lizard" Voyager.

That's because capeshit tricks work on modern audiences rather easily. Especially comic book fans.
BTW pre-JJ Star Trek also seems to have this unique quasi-religious or cult-y or "New Age-y" feel. And that's in addition to "comic book science" like "transcendence" to "energy beings". One could get a rather cult-like and inaccurate worldview if they took Star Trek too seriously. I still don't think Star Trek is necessarily bad though.
 
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Probably the most out there technobabble-y pre-JJ series was "warp 10 means return to lizard" Voyager.
That was a laugh riot to watch. And again, it's a prime example of Trek science just openly being pseudoscience at that point.

BTW pre-JJ Star Trek also seems to have this unique quasi-religious or cult-y or "New Age-y" feel. And that's in addition to "comic book science" like "transcendence" to "energy beings". One could get a rather cult-like and inaccurate worldview if they took Star Trek too seriously. I still don't think Star Trek is necessarily bad though.
Trek isn't bad if you just saw it as another sci-fi show. If you saw it as a way of life, that's a problem. Because unlike the goobers who saw Star Wars as a way of life where it's just geeks being geeks and quoting movie quotes all the time, Star Trek has this really spiteful attitude towards real-world things like capitalism or religion where the crew of the Enterprise, especially in TNG, saw religious people or people who care about profit as single-minded or backwards; and this New Age stuff they promoted was just worshiping humanity as some kind of new-age religion. Picard even sums it up best in the episode Hide and Q:

Q: "Perhaps maybe a little uh, Hamlet?"

Picard: "Oh, I know Hamlet. And what he might say with irony, I say with conviction: 'What a piece of work is man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculty! In form, in moving, how express and admirable! In action, how like an angel! In apprehension, how like a god!'"

Q: "Surely, you don't see your species like that, do you?"

Picard: "I see us one day becoming that, Q. Is it that which concerns you?"

Basically, people who saw Star Trek as a way of life would probably be anti-capitalist, spiteful towards religion, with a stunningly naive view on humanity, born from the secular humanism of yesteryear.
 
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I saw the clip of Thrawn being defeated in Rebels, and I question how he's perfectly fine in Ahsoka. Like shouldn't the space whales have crushed his inner organs or at least crippled him. Hell crippling him probably could've explained how the actor is a bit out of shape.
 
You want to know what's smart? When Thrawn had to force a shielded world to surrender, and he did so by having a cloaked ship slip past the enemy's shield before it activated, firing at the enemy world from inside said shield, then he has an ISD fire at where the cloaked ship is, in the same direction the cloaked ship is firing at, with the shield protecting the cloaked ship, all to make it look like he has a new turbolaser weapon that can shoot past an enemy shield. The ruse works, and the enemy surrenders to his protection rather quickly, and he accepts them into his fold.
fuck me, that's probably the smartest thing i've heard in years
 
To me the tech in Star Wars is fairly realistic with two fairly standard caveats. The first is energy storage. This is a common contrivance in much otherwise hard-sci fi. You have anthropomorphic droids walking around for days, you have hilts that project a powerful plasma at will, man-portable devices that can generate an energy shield. All of these things are significantly beyond what we know how to do but it's also a fairly small hand-wave that is both not belief breaking (they figure out a really energy-dense storage method 20x what we can do with Lithium batteries, so what?) and frankly enables so much cool stuff it's worth it.

And the other of course is FTL which is one of those vital things you just have to accept. The general rule in sci-fi or fantasy if you want it to still feel "hard" is you're allowed to change 1-3 things about the world. That stops tech feeling like magic or magic feeling arbitrary. Star Wars has three that immediately spring to mind - energy storage, FTL and artificial gravity. Contrast with something like Harry Potter where new magic devices, spells and creatures are invented on the fly as needed to resolve plot points and that's the difference between something that feels realistic even if it has fantastical elements, and something that has deus ex machinae everywhere.

For me, one of the most interesting things about technology in Star Wars is that it has taken a sensibly different path to our own. The current drive of our technology - and I blame Steve Jobs and marketing people for much of this - has been thin, light, more thin, more light, rapid change, new, new, new. Star Wars is a setting where much of it is frontier. Even if you're solely visiting very developed worlds, you're still flying between them through a vast and terrible void in a speck of metal. The people of the Star Wars universe don't buy something because it's thinner or lighter or has this year's styling. They buy it because it's robust to an insane degree, filled with redundancy and easily repairable. It's the universe @larossmann dreams of. It has to be because if you're a colonist on the outer rim and your farming machinery packs up or your ship wont take off, you will die. Look at Luke's X-Wing. He crashes it through a jungle, into a swamp. It sinks, it spends unspecified days fully submerged in filthy muck water and is lifted out by a tiny green telekinetic muppet who you know isn't applying the Force to the specified jack points on the undercarriage. And then Luke gets in and just starts the fucker up! You couldn't do that with a modern car, let alone an aircraft. And this is a space ship!

When Obi Wan is being pursued by Jango Fett he jettisons the spare parts cannisters. It is standard in this universe that even small ships come with a large compliment or spare components. Imagine our world but cars as standard are expected to have onboard stores of spare spark plugs, brake pads, carburetor, set of wrenches, oil, indicator lights... Cars these days have stopped coming even with spare wheels and some don't even have the storage space to keep one!


Star Wars is the ultimate Right to Repair universe. It's the setting where a princess from Naboo can set down on some backwater world and find a compatible part for her cruiser from some shady flying scrap merchant and fit it. There must be a level of common standards and maturity that evolved over thousands of years. And for really good in-universe reasons. If Steve Jobs appeared in the Star Wars universe he would be a greater villain than Palpatine for the sheer number of deaths he would cause.
 
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