Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[RougeRed]

I don't know If i quite buy the fact that Austin replaced his own GPU (even though it's fairly straightforward plug and play). This retard can hardly get his monitors working.

All it would take is following along with a YouTube video. Any chimp could do it if they spent enough time on it, and he was doing to to buy crack, so there was definitely no lack of motivation.

 

[arc minsk]

All it would take is following along with a YouTube video. Any chimp could do it if they spent enough time on it, and he was doing to to buy crack, so there was definitely no lack of motivation.

he learned the basics of how to use OBS. he's at least at darksydephil levels of ability.

 

[Drama Fan]

I fucking hate Densho so much bros.

 

[Barsik]

Austin keeps getting super excited over dogshit wins, he just lost his shit over $10 before realizing that was all he's getting.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

RIP City back on the menu!!

Fuck. Internet gods spoiling our fun??

 

[huckfexis]

Exit scamed ?

 

[DownSyzePotato]

$130 fucked in 13 mins. And 10 of those mins the site was down/janky.

Now scrambling around looking for a "nugget".

Found one. Every day is Christmas Day for the Bossman!!

 

[DOORSTUCK]

Found one. Every day is Christmas Day for the Bossman!!

Come on over to Keno Kasino on Sneedchat when Bossman is live instead of multi-posting, we'll be glad to have you.

 

[InterestRateHawk]

We're live and Bossman has climbed from 200 to 850. Strap in lads we're getting that Honda Civic

 

[Kees H]

Latest Discord chimpout:

 

[RougeRed]

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

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The comedic delivery of those timestamps is amazing.

 

[KingFrampt]

Boss showing us his new pipe a few days ago, its got a lil guy on there

 

[lilmayo420]

Bossman's last stream ever. He surely didn't start streaming again before I could get done encoding and uploading the "final" stream. This is so fucking wrong.

I have the vod but trannies are making it very hard for me to upload.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

RTP values for the Bossman's favorite slots (on Chanced)
RIP CITY

• Simple spins: 0.9427
• ROSS Feature: 0.9421
• MAXX Feature 0.9433

DENSHO

• Simple spins: 0.9438
• Free Spin Feature: 0.9424
• Super Free Spin Feature: 0.9430

STACK 'EM

• Simple spins: 0.9425
• Free Spin Feature: 0.9425

LE BANDIT

• Simple spins: 0.9423
• Luck of the Bandit Feature: 0.9415
• All that Glitters is Gold Feature: 0.9424

Le Bandit is the overall worst, but it's not like those 10ths of a percent make much of a difference. Confirming the obvious, all of these Slots are essentially copies of each other, from the payouts to the game mechanics.
On a 1 USD bet, BMJ is expected to lose around 6 cents on average no matter which slot he plays or which features he chooses.

You might wonder why he busts so often if the house edge is "only" 6%. The reason is that pretty much every slot on Chanced is very "volatile", which is the talmudic term for the standard deviation in winnings. It's like the difference between betting on red/black and betting on green in roulette: The average return over time is around 97% in every case, but with a limited bankroll you're much more likely to bust if you keep betting on green since you're only expected to win once every 37 rounds.

 

[InterestRateHawk]

You might wonder why he busts so often if the house edge is "only" 6%. The reason is that pretty much every slot on Chanced is very "volatile", which is the talmudic term for the standard deviation in winnings.

He busts so often because he needs to get his gambling hit and doubles his wagers when he shouldn't. Bossman only has limited resources so he ends up high and dry all the time.

 

[internet friend]

Bossman's last stream ever. He surely didn't start streaming again before I could get done encoding and uploading the "final" stream. This is so fucking wrong.

I have the vod but trannies are making it very hard for me to upload.

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Something is so fitting about watching him lose it all to In The End.

 

[Feaser]

The worst thing I’ve noticed about BMJ is he will be up like 50 to 100 dollars and then he will start doing larger bets, like yesterday on the slots he started doing $5 bets then $10 ones hoping for a random feature. He’ll say “okay I’ll stop if I get below $50” but then he doesn’t stop and then cries going “just pay me once come on” like a whiny kid until he loses it all. It’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen.

 

[AIKA]

The worst thing I’ve noticed about BMJ is he will be up like 50 to 100 dollars and then he will start doing larger bets, like yesterday on the slots he started doing $5 bets then $10 ones hoping for a random feature. He’ll say “okay I’ll stop if I get below $50” but then he doesn’t stop and then cries going “just pay me once come on” like a whiny kid until he loses it all. It’s one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen.

Look, you never know when you're gonna have some swans with big multis.

 

[Forgetful Kiwi]

BossmanJack was really getting in to that Jew rapper the last few days and today Israel is in a state of war.