I think we can rule out sexual favors.
Wrong as always, child. You have no idea how good he is at giving that sloppy toppy/titfuck combo.
The publisher is a fan of niggeroni. It's the only explanation.
Don't discount the power of fetishes to make people do and say things they'll sorely regret. Look at our own Joshua for how horrifically feederism can tempt one into degeneracy and stupidity.
She is also in her early 40s, and possibly has the mentality that a lot of unhappily married women her age have, that it's too late.
Those are just your...actually you're 100% correct, child. It is indeed too late for her. The only victory you've won, however, is a lifetime in prison for Felony Stupid Cunt Expertise. Enjoy.
Those first two pics had me fucking howling. I'm telling you all, there's an untapped market out there for records of Pat-isms.
I worked with a patient this week dying of liver cancer. I promise you all that is a shitty way to go. Patient is in poor spirits, of course, but I'm able to establish a rapport with them quickly. When nobody else is in the room, I say, "Hey, wanna see something funny?"
For the next 15 minutes I show the patient some of the times Patrick has argued on social media with his toilet, his couch, his internal organs, his dildo, etc. I exclude info on this site, how I found out about Patrick, that sort of stuff. The patient agreed not to tell anyone what I showed them but I still don't want to expose myself to unnecessary risk.
They didn't laugh hysterically or anything but for sure they were amused and so got a brief mental break.
My idea is that we hire some folks that are charismatic, good with people, and excellent story tellers. They can go around to hospitals and behavioral health centers and give presentations on Piggy behaving how he does to patients that either want to kill themselves or are for sure near death and so are horribly depressed. By the end of the presentations, the patients will either have laughed so hard they'll not be so down about their future and stop endorsing suicidal ideation, or they'll accept that as bad as they have it, it could definitely be worse (they could be like Patrick) and so commit to making the most of the time they have left.
I know I've mentioned similar previously but I like this idea better.
