Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Sean just called out CGoody.

I don't care so much about the CGoody stuff as I do about the strange homeless man streaming from a phone booth. Can we get this man some superchats, so he can afford a decent shave?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

If he wanted American and sporty, should've waited on the Vette. If he wanted comfortable and nice, probably a Beemer or something...possibly a luxury branded Japanese car. Maybe just get a damn Cadillac or the Jeep Wagoneer if he's not set on a car and wants American.

Bless your soul, you forgot the Ford EV lighting and the cyber "truck".
At this stage he would've been better off with a 2nd Gen Impulse with 4WD or a 2nd gen turbocharged Toyota MR-2, at least those are unique and rare.

you really need some roadside sobriety testing balance and coordination style failures (while Nick is sober) to lend credence to his cerebellum being pickled.

May I politely suggest restriction of blood flow in the brain (transient ischemic attack) or a minor brain anyuerisim in the circle of Willis causing to cause said eye twitching? From alcoholisim, probably.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

You would have thought that Nick would have been on Sean's side on the issue of CGoody because Nick had this whole thing recently about condemning fans who try to start fights between creators.

 

[Sewer Rat]

You would have thought that Nick would have been on Sean's side on the issue of CGoody because Nick had this whole thing recently about condemning fans who try to start fights between creators.

Nick is a prime subscriber or Elissa, so he must know that Sean is a kiwi and he will never admit it, but he probably hates him just for that, so he will never take his side, or will be very passive agressive about it.

 

[Potatoherder]

Lower than i expected for the lineup. YT ( $116 ) slightly beat out rumble. Most of the chats are related to the ongoing offensive in israel but someone got something funny thru. It works on multiple levels.

Sunderwear

Would Branca's OnlyFans be called The Law of Self Fellatio?

Then you have this guy who paid $20 to say this.

SnuggleStruggle

Remember the jump scare regarding sex workers paying taxes? We are on the cusp of AI being sought after over beauties. In time, puke-inducing AI porn will end women showing off their brown eye.

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[Swole McPole]

You would have thought that Nick would have been on Sean's side on the issue of CGoody because Nick had this whole thing recently about condemning fans who try to start fights between creators.

Nick shouts "Suck!" and CGoody is immediately on his knees asking "How hard, sir?" Nick will never take the side of somebody who calls him out when he acts retarded.

How long before Sean starts getting the midnight shower calls?

 

[genericwhitemale]

"No, stalker child, it is *you* who is racist!"
"I think black people are the funniest people in the world. You're not and you don't even have big muscles and shit, my homie brotha."

 

[ChromaQuack]

I'm really disappointed to see Sean continuing to appear in Nick's streams

Why would he not show up? considering little Nicky Lampshade is a passive aggressive little bitch you just know it will chafe him the wrong way to have Sean there at all, let alone potentially contradicting little Nicky's divinely inspired opinions on everything.

I would even go as far as to say that Little Nicky needs Sean there regardless of how much he dislikes it, he can't pull people without Sean or other guests, so he will have to swallow his (huge and unwarranted) pride and let the real PRACTICING lawyer carry his shows.

I eagerly await the ensuing explosion when the pressure is high enough, many heat allergy flareups will be had.

 

[Bone Santa]

The Corvette C8, a stunning American supercar he could've bought for the same price.

Both of those cars look like shitty Hot Wheels toys. BROOOM BROOOOM AMIRITE

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Most of the chats are related to the ongoing offensive in israel

Sounds fascinating. I am sure Nick's audience had some great takes. Meanwhile I didn't even know it was happening I was too focused on a lawyer shooting himself in the foot for the 75th week in a row.

 

[Thugnificent]

The rescheduled MATI stream on Friday was so good. I thought it would be a great start for the weekend until I checked to see who the guests are on Rekieta's stream tonight. I'm really disappointed to see Sean continuing to appear in Nick's streams, especially when he is named in Monty's lolsuit as a potential witness. I would think after learning Nick coming out as a p3do defender, most people who care about their brand would stay the fuck away from him. Really sad right now.

We would have never gotten that hilarious public dressing down of CGoody and Nick's awkward attempt at defusing the situation by asking who the sledgehammer is that @200MB clipped then.

Sean should keep going on the show until Nick stops sending him invites or tells him he's not welcome anymore.

 

[Fools Idol]

Wow how embarrassing.

 

[KingofSomething]

Ok, I watched Null's segment on Nick and I had completely glossed over how Nick was shitting on July for using partner for friend like it's black terminology and I just realized how fucking stupid he is. JULY IS IN TEXAS YOU DUMBASS. Ever see a western before? Dude yelled at a southerner for talking like a southerner and attributed it to race.

lol lmao even

 

[Spaded Dave]

Catching up on the MATI I missed and he's going over Nick's "street cred" segment and it brought up something I was too busy to criticize at the time.

Spoiler: Minor PL

I spent some time in the situation Nick is acting like he is so well versed in. This was for about two and a half years around grade 6-7 before my parents got us the hell out of there. My parents weren't poor, but we moved a significant distance and at the time there was no reliable way to vet an area before showing up.

Anyway, I bring that up to say that I dealt with some shit. It was my first time learning that racism was even a thing and it was directed at me for being one of quite literally 5 other white kids at the school. I even had a gun pulled on me by a drunk black man while walking home from school one day. Funny enough the only fight I got into at school was with the only other white male there and it was an embarrassing display for both of us.

I say all of this not to say that I have any sort of "street cred", because it's quite the opposite. I have no "street cred" and the fact that Nick is trying to claim HE does just because he rode the bus to school with some rowdy black kids in 5th grade is fucking embarrassing.

 

[Maraschino]

Ok, I watched Null's segment on Nick and I had completely glossed over how Nick was shitting on July for using partner for friend like it's black terminology and I just realized how fucking stupid he is. JULY IS IN TEXAS YOU DUMBASS. Ever see a western before? Dude yelled at a southerner for talking like a southerner and attributed it to race.

lol lmao even

Even worse when you consider Nick was a Texan for the first 10 years of his life.

 

[KingOfHypocrisy]

Couldn't help but think of this scene when NickR kept licking the bottle

 

[Null]

Anyone who wouldn't prefer a Corvette over any of this other bullshit is retarded.

Corvettes have always been a gay car to me. The only Corvette owners I know are bottoms.

I like Porsches, but that's because I'm a eurocuck now.

While I don't think it's from malicious intent or whatever, Josh is wrong that Rekieta has changed. The person Josh thought that Nick was simply never existed. Nick has always been a dishonest scumbag, and anyone who disagrees is coping.

I disagree. He's definitely had a personality shift.

 

[Spaded Dave]

I disagree. He's definitely had a personality shift.

No, you're just a victim of a mass hysteria event. Nick drank a glass of whiskey on stream back in 2018 therefore you just don't understand social interactions. But I love you Null, I hope you make millions of dollars anyway. But fuck you.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I'm just getting through MatI right now, and the fan fic farms call out, re: Kayla, made me laugh. I see no indication they've split, and I think the kids have interrupted streams in the past month- and if not, if we take Nick at his word, they certainly have interrupted his stream by him having to drive them around.

This is just my take, y'all feel free to disassemble it.

Kayla is a basket case. She needs to be the center of attention. Kinda tough living with Nick. When she's been on stream- the breakdowns about how bad she is as a mother, a wife, a daughter, the flirting with Drexel and Branca. Her laundry list of meds she's on. She's been in community theatre. The tit rubs.

Couple her flair for drama with probably some weird OCD complex (the house is a sty, but she needs to watch every episode of Star Trek, in order). It's a nightmare.

I think Kayla is about as a reliable narrator as Nick, and some of the stuff was exaggerated, especially her "oh woe is me" rundown about how terrible she is, but there probably is some grain of truth in there.

Speaking of unreliable narrators though, there are reports of her suicide baiting after a Road Rage(? or some IBS?) event, the hard drugs, the sitting on Warski's lap. The scoping local drugs from bars. The weird chiro appointments, for the whole family. Likely the plastic surgery.

Then there's the shit she puts up with from Nick. The drinking. The weird hours. The bullshit medical conditions. The "I'm so busy". The lusting after thots. The unreliability. The cuck cage, the snack tray, the house negro, the sex dungeon. The shit car buying and other weird expenses. The happy endings at the massage parlor. Hedonism II.

However, he's from money. He can enable her worst traits, and so, she enables his.

Yeah, from the outside, parts of their life seems great. BUT.... you add in all the awfulness. They're miserable on some level. The only glue binding them together is from the trust fund. The streaming sheckles Nick has "earned" finally mean he's the man of the house, but it's just enabled his worst traits. I'm guessing they're co-dependent, because any woman worth her salt would have dumped his ass, regardless of any shit-awful "i will be us" tattoo. And she would get the house, and get the kids, even though he's the money maker.

Hell is the life they have built for each other. I pity the children. They have little to no chance.

Edit: IDK the site is wonky and I guess I hit post before I meant to. Edit to finish thoughts and remove unneeded white space.

 

[Captain Manning]

That used to be the case but not so much anymore. Even small Japanese cars like the ND Miata can fit people 6ft3in without much fuss according to the Miata forums.

Tall men in tiny miatas always looks silly.

Sorry to any tall Miata lovers out there, but the truth must be told.

The entire point of the Miata/MX-5/Roadster is that it's light weight with exceptional handling. The small size is necessitated by that design goal. In stock form, it's not particularly powerful. Mazda was aping the Lotus Elan, Triumph Spitfire, and other British roadsters of the 1960s. They weren't building a straight line speed demon, but something that performed well in the twisties (read Colin Chapman's philosophy on car design).

Nick would never go with a Miata because he's compensating for his flaccid Balldo encased penis. Hence the Shelby with it's 760 bhp (which he ran off the road right off the lot).

I also take issue with something Josh said in his MATI stream. While I don't think it's from malicious intent or whatever, Josh is wrong that Rekieta has changed. The person Josh thought that Nick was simply never existed. Nick has always been a dishonest scumbag, and anyone who disagrees is coping. He's always used the same tactics and lovebomb Balldo talk as Josh dubs it, rightfully. He's always been a severe alcoholic. He's always absconded the truth with his gay lawyerspeak and built up his audience to do stupid shit when it benefits him, especially when it involved someone or something he is invested in, like the Vic Trial. The only thing that has changed is he's more open with his embarrassing degenerate sex shit, which really makes the rest of his flaws hard to ignore.

One of the arguments is that Nick has always been this way and, to some extent (and especially in hindsight), I think that's true. but people who subscribe to that theory usually allow for the fact he hid most of it really well. He wasn't anywhere near as degenerate back in 2019 as you're seeing now. It's the extreme outward display of degeneracy that's caused him problems more than anything. The people who claim to have never liked Nick, and that everybody that did is a dumb-dumb, never had anything as obvious to point to as they do now.

Bottom line is, he may or may have changed internally, but the way he comports himself in the public sphere absolutely has (for the worse).