Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Geared Chris]

Stream Lowlights Oct. 6: An Invoice of Lawyers for Friday Legal Review: Silly and Sizzling Law News and Stories Rumble here.​

Grade A- but only for Sean. He bumped it from a B-. Nick doesn't know what to do with his Friday shows. He's correcting for degeneracy but energy and humor was initially low. It picked up over time. Topics were mostly compelling and spicy.

Guests: Sean/Potentially Criminal, Andrew Branca, MLS Law, Jeff/Legal Vices

Best moment:
It's already been clipped: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-16924173

Nick's reaction to the CGoody dig:

Chat's reaction:

Also notable:

• The origins of Kayla's infertility/misscarriages was her lack of a particular hormone. (Google tells me that would be progesterone.)
• Said "many" of his fans have started OF. Claims to have never visited their accounts. (Someone needs to do a Sally search.)
• He again justified moms who are on OF. The issue has been "nagging" at him but he thinks it will one day be perfectly acceptable. It's like being gay in the 80s and we'll eventually accept it.
• Said being successful on OF is simply about being consistent. "Show up every day and do the work."
• Nick recently got a speeding ticket for going 80 in a 65 when taking his son to speech. Not in Mustang which means he was in the Navigator.

Spoiler: Some good stuff

Admin/Personal:
- Doesn't like quoting Joe Rogan bc he is not a good "thinker" (lol)
- Shat on OLPR (again)
- A budding romance is brewing bw MLS Law & Nick - Nick loves his low key style mixed with humor.
- Nick was almost begging his guests to be invited onto their streams (no exaggeration). To the point of almost booking appearances in real time.
- Defended doxxing. Believes we all will be esp if you "enter the fray".
- DUIGuy bought a helocopter? Sean and Nick agree that he's making a ton of money.
- Nick tells his kids, if they encounter cops to say: "My dad's a lawyer. He says not to talk to you."
- He WILL be doing a painting steam with Sargon. (It's at least the 4x he's promised this.)
- Will be having a separate stream with Branca regarding the woke letter he recieved from the CO criminal defense lawyer assoc.

Content:
1. Covered this OF girl who's a Minniapolis police officer, article here. Suspect was a subscriber of hers.
- He acknowledged that most OF girls do not make much money (reading your Kiwi thread, Nick?) but 5 min later said :" Why would you do hard work if you're an OF girl?"
- 100 yo Branca references Playboy back in the day in which cop girls would do pics and "then make $1M on Playboy". Also Branca, "how can [female cops] possibly do this job?"
- Branca was once fully and arrested and briefly incarcerated in VA for wreckless driving. Officer was named Bob.

2. Nick tried to try to cover Trump's possible Presidential immunity. No one cared, just a repetition of how unconstutional he believes the gag order is.

3. The Israel situation was briefly addressed with no insights. (I was surprised Sean didn't weigh in. His nerdy knowledge of inernational conflicts is vast.) Nick: "Will it be faster than the 7 day war?" (It was 6, but whatever.)

4. Covered El Chapo's sons executing Fentenyl dealers covering this article. Obvious conclusion: Do not kill your customers.

5. Covered this article re OK banning of "gender affirming care" for trans minors. Question on the table: do states have the right to regulate parental decisions? Panel seemed fine if it is state regulated (not federal).

6. Sean and Nick discussed Jewish brises and the sucking of infant boys' penises by rabbis. Funny, Sean knew the Hebrew term metzitzah b'peh. Both believe it falls under religious exemption.

Edit: Deleted a repetitive screenshot and clarity.
Edit II: Fixed the hyperlink.Thanks @The Yellow Dart .

 

[Harm]

Best moment:
It's already been clipped: CGoody https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/page-2266#post-16924173

Hyperlinked got a lil borked; it's still copy/pasteable. Missed this earlier tho so thank you!

"You're a smart kid, you could figure it out." Don't fly too close to the sun there, Sean! You don't want to be on the receiving end of the next 7 hrs long Drunk-a-thon.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick recently got a speeding ticket for going 80 in a 65 when taking his son to speech. Not in Mustang which means he was in the Navigator.

Assuming he's talking about the incident from April when he got popped for going 80 in a 65 while taking his son to speech and not a new incident, this is 100% a lie. Either that or he has just drank so much he can't remember less than 6 months ago.

Rekieta's speeding ticket came while he was driving his red 2022 Ford Mustang with license plate LAWPOPE.



Do you have a timestamp for this or even a rough area to look? Because this is so obviously a lie I'd go back to clip it.

• Said "many" of his fans have started OF. Claims to have never visited their accounts. (Someone needs to do a Sally search.)
• He again justified moms who are on OF. The issue has been "nagging" at him but he thinks it will one day be perfectly acceptable. It's like being gay in the 80s and we'll eventually accept it.
• Said being successful on OF is simply about being consistent. "Show up every day and do the work."

The "Go one stream without raving about OF" challenge appears to be too much for late-stage Nick.

Lower than i expected for the lineup. YT ( $116 ) slightly beat out rumble. Most of the chats are related to the ongoing offensive in israel but someone got something funny thru. It works on multiple levels.

$206 in what, nearly 4 hours based on eyeballing your graph? That's bad.

He might as well go full coomer and just have Camelot and random OF "creators" on all the time, he'd be happier and with his current audience he'd probably make more money.

 

[AnOminous]

I think I hate CGoody more than anyone in this sector.

He has to be the most pathetic balldo-licking lackey in all of Balldo Man's fandom at this point.

 

[feral cat #6385]

I think I hate CGoody more than anyone in this sector.

Hopefully he gets stabbed to death by a magical person.

Lower than i expected for the lineup. YT ( $116 ) slightly beat out rumble. Most of the chats are related to the ongoing offensive in israel but someone got something funny thru. It works on multiple levels.

Too much talk of some only fans thought and not enough talk of all the soyboys who have been culturally enriched.

Sounds fascinating. I am sure Nick's audience had some great takes. Meanwhile I didn't even know it was happening I was too focused on a lawyer shooting himself in the foot for the 75th week in a row.

I don't get why the chatters kept bringing that up. I'm convinced Nick couldn't find Israel on a map.

I'm just getting through MatI right now, and the fan fic farms call out, re: Kayla, made me laugh. I see no indication they've split, and I think the kids have interrupted streams in the past month- and if not, if we take Nick at his word, they certainly have interrupted his stream by him having to drive them around.

I am not so convinced. He could have dropped her off in the woods four months ago for all we know.

 

[IRC Moron]

The "Go one stream without raving about OF" challenge appears to be too much for late-stage Nick.

Damn you beat me to it. I would say I don't get his obsession with the OF thing, but I honestly think it is a massive cope about not being able to be a massive whore in his "prime" and it be acceptable.

 

[TheKillingWords]

"You're a smart kid, you could figure it out." Don't fly too close to the sun there, Sean! You don't want to be on the receiving end of the next 7 hrs long Drunk-a-thon.

No, I wanna see this because you KNOW Sean would be absolutely savage in his response!

 

[Geared Chris]

Do you have a timestamp for this or even a rough area to look? Because this is so obviously a lie I'd go back to clip it.

Sure. It's at YT 57:13:00. He's is talking about your citation, I think.

On re-listen (mine), you'll understand from his word salad why I thought it was not the Mustang, but it was.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Rekieta's speeding ticket came while he was driving his red 2022 Ford Mustang with license plate LAWPOPE.

How can a cop, or anyone for that matter, stop a retard speeding on a flexmobile with a custom license plate that reads LAWPOPE and not laugh in his face to the point of escalation is beyond me.

If I found myself in that situation I would probably have him charged with assault on my fucking sides because I'd be laughing until at the very least my abs were way beyond "burning sensation" pain.

I don't know, maybe this is all too common in America and cops just see a dozen of those a week, but the image of this non-practicing lawyer calling himself a LAW POPE and displaying it proudly on his mid life crisis death box is just too funny to me.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't care so much about the CGoody stuff as I do about the strange homeless man streaming from a phone booth. Can we get this man some superchats, so he can afford a decent shave?
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You would have thought that Nick would have been on Sean's side on the issue of CGoody because Nick had this whole thing recently about condemning fans who try to start fights between creators.

Pfffffff!. Have you been reading this thread, bro? Nick can't show any consistency on anything. For him, moral values are entirely flexible and meant to serve his own interests (which means they're not moral values). As long as CGoody sucks his dick, Nick ain't gonna say shit. The only true crime, in Nick's eyes, is criticizing his stupid ass. If push ever comes to shove, and Nick and Sean ever had a falling out, I'm sure Nick will simply take CGoody's word that evil traitorous Sean simped for LegalBytes. Hell, he's so fucking wasted these days, he might not even be able to recall what happened with LegalBytes (or Faran, for that matter) and he'd have to do so out of necessity.

I find it more cringe that Nick apparently thinks it doesn't look anything other than monumentally stupid to ask who is the sledgehammer and who is the ant. As if it's hard to figure out (Sean's reply to that question was perfect).

I dunno, Nick, maybe the PRACTICING lawyer is the sledgehammer, and the ant is your sycophantic dipshit drug dealing Locals mod that talks massive amounts of shit toward anyone offering the most benign amount of criticism (or, in Sean's case, it was more like polite disagreement), and makes you and your few remaining fans look even more stupid by proximity. Put down the bottle, dumb-dumb. It's eating your brain.

Selections from the Elissa peanut gallery:

"You're a smart kid, you could figure it out." Don't fly too close to the sun there, Sean! You don't want to be on the receiving end of the next 7 hrs long Drunk-a-thon.

Or a 12am shower call.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I am not so convinced. He could have dropped her off in the woods four months ago for all we know.

Are you kidding me? He would not stop bitching about the drive if he had to do that. "You guys, I just had to drive her out upstate. She asked me to. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY LAKES THERE ARE IN MINNESOTA? Why that one? Anyway, our wives 2-5 have thankfully helped to keep the prescription drugs flowing while our nanny/driver does all the real work around the house."

 

[AnOminous]

Balldo Man pretending to be a genyooine hood nigga while literally having servants like a slave holder in the 19th Century.

 

[KingofSomething]

Said "many" of his fans have started OF. Claims to have never visited their accounts. (Someone needs to do a Sally search.)
He again justified moms who are on OF. The issue has been "nagging" at him but he thinks it will one day be perfectly acceptable. It's like being gay in the 80s and we'll eventually accept it.

I know this has been hammered on repeatedly in this thread, but it's incredibly bizarre for a proud Christian to be okay with OF to the point he's basically encouraging it. He doesn't have to shame them, but what kind of Christian encourages ladies to be whores, especially moms?

I'm not particularly religious, nor do I really care if people whore themselves out by choice. But I do know no matter how much society likes to pretend now, NO ONE actually respects a hoe and they will always be shunned and shamed, so encouraging/justifying them to actually go on that road seems kinda messed up

 

[Captain Manning]

Balldo Man pretending to be a genyooine hood nigga while literally having servants like a slave holder in the 19th Century.

Yeah but, IIRC, she's white. So I guess you could argue he's doing it proper. Isn't it like a meme where the crackers end up serving the black man? For example, I recall that scene from Forrest Gump where Bubba's mom ended up rich with a white woman cooking and cleaning for her instead of the other way around.

I vaguely remember many moons ago it was revealed in this thread that she had taken lingerie pics too, with such pics posted. I don't think we saw her face, but she looked white to me.

I know this has been hammered on repeatedly in this thread, but it's incredibly bizarre for a proud Christian to be okay with OF to the point he's basically encouraging it. He doesn't have to shame them, but what kind of Christian encourages ladies to be whores, especially moms?

A fake ass one.

He also, famously, said you should never take naked pictures of yourself and put them on the Internet.

But really, pointing out how he's betrayed all the ideas he once espoused is kinda boring at this point. It should be beyond dispute now that he's disingenuous scum and that he was courting a right-wing conservative audience during the Vic era by paying lip service to what conservatives believe in. Nick is full on Lolbertarian now, and he probably always was, but kept the more absurd sides of it under wraps under he felt he didn't need to anymore (i.e. the Vic case finally ending).

What keeps this thread fresh more than anything is that Nick keeps doing stupid shit that's funny regardless of past context.

 

[Geared Chris]

This is just my take, y'all feel free to disassemble it.

Happy to, yet I agree with most of your effortpost. It's one of the best I've read here re Kayla.

She needs to be the center of attention.

Does she, though? I take Nick at his word that she's become introverted over time and, on some level, hates his fame and what it's done to their life. Yes, she gets performative on streams but she ALSO seems deeply uncomfortable. She's removed herself from social media and her posted 'send off' was solid.

If anything, I think her involvement on LOCALS and her YT channel was an effort to understand Nick.

the breakdowns about how bad she is as a mother, a wife, a daughter

I don't know a mother who doesn't lean into that silly narrative for humor. Most moms - even the most functional - joke about what a disaster it is to try to keep mothering, marriage, and a home together. (And, honestly, no one gives performance reviews for those jobs + positive feedback is few and far.)

But, yes, it's adjacent to the go-to "I'm SO stressed" bullshit in our Western culture when, in actual fact, we have more free time than ever to meditate, do yoga, watch StarTrek, or whatever.

Anyway, I'll give her a pass on that one.

Speaking of unreliable narrators though, there are reports of her suicide baiting

Okay, this was news to me. I believe it. I think she's deeply depressed and, yes, likely very medicated. Her role with Nick is CLEARLY to be hilarious and delightful. It's almost all he mentions about her. Can you imagine being that performative with your life partner? A partner who likely NEVER accepts ownership for his failures?

(Suicide baiting could very well be the Worst Day explanation.)

Then there's the shit she puts up with from Nick.

So much shit.

The only glue binding them together is from the trust fund.

Depends on how one defines glue. Family trusts generally exclude the marital partner so that the unrelated spouse has no claim on the assets of the home(s). It's very common in wealthy families.

Assuming this is the case, it binds her to him by drastically reducing her potential settlement. Meanwhile, he constantly spends money - almost certainly depreciating assets - for which she'd only get 50%. So, assuming $250K for art, $300K for cars, etc etc.

Importantly, she'd almost certainly have no claim on the money spent on Rendazza. Nick knows that. He's literally destroying value in a family business.

It gets very dark when going down that rabbit hole.

Edit: Words

 

[Maraschino]

I know this has been hammered on repeatedly in this thread, but it's incredibly bizarre for a proud Christian to be okay with OF to the point he's basically encouraging it. He doesn't have to shame them, but what kind of Christian encourages ladies to be whores, especially moms?

A person who claims/claimed to be Christian but isn't, and a person who is so addicted to porn that he treats it as real life, or something that he wishes was real life.

The absolute best way to figure out if someone is full of it is to see how they interpret the story in John chapter 8, with the woman who was caught committing adultery. If they read, "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her" but "forget" to read the part where Jesus tells the woman afterwards to "sin no more", they're cherry picking the Bible because they're morally bankrupt...which actually sounds like Nick.

 

[Swole McPole]

The entire point of the Miata/MX-5/Roadster is that it's light weight with exceptional handling. The small size is necessitated by that design goal. In stock form, it's not particularly powerful. Mazda was aping the Lotus Elan, Triumph Spitfire, and other British roadsters of the 1960s.

And they're cheap as chips and completely reliable -- unlike an old English roadster.

I've owned an S2000 and a Midship Runabout (Gen 3, not the Turbo.) I loved them both. The Honda was faster, but the Toyota was much more fun to drive. That mid-engine handling let you throw it about all over the place. I only got shut of the Toyota because it played havoc with my old arthritic knees, getting in and out.

But the Top Gear guys all preferred the Mazda to the Toyota. There's a reason why they've sold zillions of the fucking things. They're great cars -- especially for the money.

He has to be the most pathetic balldo-licking lackey in all of Balldo Man's fandom at this point.

Nick shouts "suck!", CGoody replies "How hard?"

 

[Not Who You Think]

The Drexel OP is essentially done and currently in the prospering grounds. It could have been longer, but the basics are there.

I would like to take the time to thank those who provided support by either contacting me or replying to my requests for assistance, and also provide them with a gift that they can save as a memento. Posting them here made sense because they reference things that happened in this thread and they should be proud of the work they've done.

Keep in mind that I only claimed to be thankful, and not a poet.

@Balldo's Gate


@Captain Manning


@Confetti Meringue


@Himedall All-seeing Waifu


@Neetorino


@Pippa's Greasy KB


@The Goat Man

 

[AnOminous]

But really, pointing out how he's betrayed all the ideas he once espoused is kinda boring at this point. It should be beyond dispute now that he's disingenuous scum and that he was courting a right-wing conservative audience during the Vic era by paying lip service to what conservatives believe in.

He has pretty much openly taunted people, telling them they're stupid if they believed his lies, because he is according to himself so obviously a lying phony piece of shit that if you believe anything he says, you're a moron. He was never trad, he was never a law channel, he was never anything he said he was. If you ever believed that, lmao lol what a moron you are.

He was never anything but the bugeyed malding drunk piece of perverted shit he now openly is. What a fool you were for believing otherwise!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

She's removed herself from social media and her posted 'send off' was solid.

A great point to raise, and she has stayed off public social media. She deserves props for that, even if she had some misses of judgment during "bottle-up-the-ass"-gate.

I don't know a single mother who doesn't lean into that silly narrative for humor.

The video seemed performative, mixed with some sincerity.

Okay, this was news to me.

The suicide bait was her supposedly threatening to do a flip off a balcony, while inebriated. This was back in '18 or '19, so not tied to the worst day of Nick's life. (Well, worst day after the one where his teacher "stole" his Transformer.)

Family trusts generally exclude the marital partner so that the unrelated spouse has no claim on the assets of the home(s). It's very common in wealthy families.

Great points, and unknowable to us. I still think the courts would find a way to fuck Nick while keeping the family fed and housed, but I wouldn't be surprised if there was a mean streak in there, especially from Nick.

All in all, fair points. I know a sizeable chunk of people itt have a soft spot for Kayla. I don't harbor any hate or distaste for her, other than her enabling of Balldoman, and apparent "here's your iPad" style of parenting.