More post-jail sightings megathread

Next Highlight
Ammyterasu said:
At this point I think the girl is just his wrangler tasked with teaching him how to function in society, how to shop on a budget etc., and the PDA/maybe wearing his medallion that day was Chris somehow convincing her to roleplay as his date. His old dating education idea coming true.

( :optimistic: )
Click to expand...
I hope so but I’m concerned that some zoomer with daddy issues is going to get banged up by Chris for clout.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Technicolor_Sheep and Ammyterasu
RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
Not to stray off topic but that's the most retarded image in human history. Might as well end the world, we've peaked. It's all downhill from here onward.
Click to expand...
Don't worry when the .ost high functional of downies can't live older than. 30 40 max and can rarely if ever breed. It's almost like nature and genetics have failsafe in place to weed out the inferior
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Technicolor_Sheep and RadioactiveMonkeyMan
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: Zhyr, Your Favorite New Friend, Drunkensailor and 4 others
Chris-Chan spotted with his sweetheart in Lynchburg

received_3591744524443908.gif
 
  • Informative
  • Horrifying
  • Like
Reactions: Meiwaku, MongInTheMirror, knux and 74 others
  • Disagree
  • Optimistic
  • Like
Reactions: The Fair Lady, Hitman One, NoReturn and 20 others
If the girl was some employed-by-the-state tard wrangler who got molested against her will, in that picture where her womanlet frame is being loomed over by Sonichu's Chosen Himself who is granting her the boon of reincarnated Christ's kiss, it is doubtful she would still be in his presence again. She would've called the cops on him or at least been reassigned to someone else.

Yet......... here she is yet again with Christian Weston CHADler ...who looks like some dyed haired metalhead in this pic, oddly more masculine in vibe than he has appeared in a very long time

Face it incels!! You really do have NO EXCUSE. NONE!

Some of you clung onto the hope that she was some tard wrangler getting nonconsensually felt up by Chris, but a literal World Infamous most documented tard on the Internet... well known by millions for raping his elderly mother, a "transbian" who is the embodiment / archetype / avatar of Autistic Manchild Whose Love Quest Will Never Be Fulfilled

...has ACTUALLY fulfilled said Love Quest. Has ACTUALLY gotten laid with someone who isn't an elderly dementia patient old enough to have shared space on this Earth with Adolf Hitler and Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

Have you gotten laid yet?

Do you have a girlfriend??

No???

I thought so.

It must sting, right?
 
Last edited:
  • Winner
  • Like
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Hongourable Madisha, Uh Oh Stinky, Dr. Matthew C. Harris and 61 others
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Winner
Reactions: Hongourable Madisha, Meiwaku, Mister Loser and 54 others
RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
I genuinely can't tell how old she is. Some of the other pics I'd have guessed mid-to-late 30s but she looks like a kid in this one. I've never seen an irl version of the old maid/young lady optical illusion before, what a gift from the merge!
Click to expand...
Focus on the area around the eyes. She's well into adulthood. I'd guess early to mid 30s. She's definitely not a caseworker either, you can just tell from her appearance she is somewhat mentally challenged, even if only mildly like Chris.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: The Fair Lady, saralovesjuicyfruit, Sir Baz the Intolerant and 12 others
Bearmumrik said:
Focus on the area around the eyes. She's well into adulthood. I'd guess early to mid 30s. She's definitely not a caseworker either, you can just tell from her appearance she is somewhat mentally challenged, even if only mildly like Chris.
Click to expand...
Looking at the area around the eyes your right, but looking at her cheeks says between 9-12.
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Mion Sonozaki and Norman B. Normal
Crystal and/or Reginald lookin' like a possibility.

Chris is going to be triple-dipping our taxes and ain't a thing we can do about it; because you know he's with that developmentally disabled girl for no other reason than sex and money just like his mother before him.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Hongourable Madisha, NoReturn, ABE LINN COHN and 5 others
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: Dr. Matthew C. Harris, SneedYstwyth, Orkeosaurus and 6 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back