Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Illuminati Order Official]

Is she trying to scam her fans now? lol

I don't think so. But the "manufacturer" can be scamming her and isn't planning to deliver the merch.

 

[DontScareMeImHugged]

Dreams really do come true, if your dreams are of Wogglebug and some horrified bobbleheads dressed as Mark Zuckerberg's Simpson-sona and the devil. With floating limbs.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

ATTENTION WOGGLERS
YOU CAN NOW PURCHASE THE WOGGLEBUG MOVIES THROUGH CYNTHIA'S PATREON!

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

ATTENTION WOGGLERS
YOU CAN NOW PURCHASE THE WOGGLEBUG MOVIES THROUGH CYNTHIA'S PATREON!

We want a new movie! I want to see Woggy in New York!

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

I hope we can see Woggie fighting against nazis and killing hitler to save sylvie from awshitz.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

I hope we can see Woggie fighting against nazis and killing hitler to save sylvie from awshitz.

Wogglebug takes on the Las Armas Cartel with the power of friendship

 

[Picklechu]

We should have another party at Cherie's. If anyone still hangs out in her walls, you're in charge of stocking up on booze.

Wogglebug takes on the Las Armas Cartel with the power of friendship

"Friendship" is the name of his katana.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Man, Sylvia hit a wall it seems.

She lived in some trailer with her mom and would make sporadic videos in between Nermal masturbation to cry and scream at the camera. I think she had some psychosis along with autism, though, cause she genuinely believed Garfield was real and an evil killer plotting to get her.

Poor thing. I'm going to choose to blame Quinton Reviews somehow.

the day Cynthia learns about Character.ai, it is so over for her

Now I have the disturbing vision of Cherie wasting away while clapping over Wogglebug "stories" ChatGP writes for her.

I was thinking last night about how much our girk here reminds me of old-school Transformers cow Raksha Much like Cynthia, Raksha was the only one who understood the characters, namely the Decepticons, and more specifically, Megatron. She write autistic ramblings back in the usenet days about this. Only she GOT Megatron, who did nothing wrong, by the way.

I assume she started working for IDW.

Now she's gonna google Baby Smurf torture porn on Tor.

They've got to top Manhunt somehow.

Anyway, now that Chris is free and proven himself immune to law, we have the chance for a true dynastic marriage.

 

[DontScareMeImHugged]

Anyway, now that Chris is free and proven himself immune to law, we have the chance for a true dynastic marriage.

Perhaps, but I doubt it as Cynthia is basically celibate. She can't even sort out if Wogglebug is her platonic husbando or romantic.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Perhaps, but I doubt it as Cynthia is basically celibate

I remember some pajeet who was trying to scam her was hitting on her and she was completely unmoved by his attempts.

 

[Juan Números]

I really let out a bellowing laugh when I saw the $5 toy thing. I checked and saw that S&H seems to be free and laughed even harder. Now, that's a stupid decision if I saw one.
When she's panhandling at the end of each month to keeps the light on while accumulating unpaid work, it's no time to sell pipedreams at a loss.
It's either one of the laziest grift (up there with the "funds needed for my sick friend"), or, like a out-of-her-depth gambler after a loss, she really believes that she's gonna win it all back somehow.

Then, my face turned as if I bit a lemon the second I heard the "HeLlO tO aLl WoGgLeBuG fAnS ThIs Is cYnThIa HaNsOn" (I know, beating a dead roach horse).
It took her long enough, but the digital-only movies are available, which would be a good thing for her. But they are available on the Patreon store for 10$, and the DVDs are only 5$ on the website !
Each financial decision pertaining to the Woggleverse (C)(R)(TM) has me more and more stumped.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Each financial decision pertaining to the Woggleverse (C)(R)(TM) has me more and more stumped.

Some people think The Wonderful Wizard of Oz was a coded allegory for the gold standard. The Wogglebug is clearly a metaphor for Zimbabwe

 

[DontScareMeImHugged]

Some people think The Wonderful Wizard of Oz was a coded allegory for the gold standard. The Wogglebug is clearly a metaphor for Zimbabwe

I think the Wogglebug-verse is an allegory for eugenics. The persecution of Scarecrow and Tinman represents the struggles on non-autists against spergs.

 

[Coelacanth]

I think the Wogglebug-verse is an allegory for eugenics. The persecution of Scarecrow and Tinman represents the struggles on non-autists against spergs.

The entire series is a metaphor for how ones own hubris can corrupt the perception of oneself. The Wogglebug constantly extols and emphasises his own virtues, yet never actually shows those traits throughout the series. It is the Scarecrow and Tin Woodman - characters the Wogglebug and his allies constantly demonize - who truly embody the traits the Wogglebug insists he has. A clever cautionary tale of ego indeed.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

Clearly at those prices the woggle toys will be distributed via 3D printer program file with the user supplying his own filament. Cherie is breaking new ground in the toy industry and ushering a new age free from the waste of yesteryear and it's shipping and supply complications. This Christmas not a single child will need to go without Wogglebug due to lack of inventory!

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

New VA has been found. On a freelance website, so that rules out trolling.

Apparently he can either do the old Richard Poshard voice or the newer Patrick one and you can vote on how you want it to go. I know lots of people thought Richard was the best but I've found every incarnation equally grating, that's just the character though I guess.

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

How long will it be before Cynthia harnesses the power of AI? I certainly have.

Spoiler

 

[Yummy Gummy]

EMERGENCY NEWS DUMP:

After a month of silence my insider and anonymous contact Frog Throat agreed to speak with me to share some updates/developments in Genoma.

-Apparently Frogman is now a wildly popular underground DJ.


Here is a promotional poster from one of his early shows during Pride Month.


This is a more incriminating video snippet of Froggy, Woggy, Sylvie & a couple Butt-Pirates hanging out at a gay-disco/nightclub.

Now for the more shocking news:

Over the past month I've been getting reports about strange puddles of goo outside gaybars & bathrooms in Genoma. They're said to have a sickly sweet & sour smell not unlike semen. A sample was sent to Professor Knowitall who said it appears to be some sort of amphibian eggs covered in an unknown viscous mucus.


Egg splooge in various stages of development.

A couple months ago I reported on some odd looking frog-roach hybrids in the backyard of a resident of West Genoma. Although signs point to these critters being Frogglebug offspring, Frog Throat vehemently denies this as a possibility. He claims Froggy & Woggy are simply gay lovers & the whole gay/hermaphroditic frog theory was just a sensationalist meme popularized by the untrustworthy charlatan/homophobic bigot Alex Jones.


Photographic proof of these so called Frogglebugs.

Editor's note: Although Frog Throat has provided me with helpful information, I can't help but question some of his motives. He seems to have some sort of agenda; What that is, I don't know. But take what he says with a tablespoon of salt.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

A couple months ago I reported on some odd looking frog-roach hybrids in the backyard of a resident of West Genoma. Although signs point to these critters being Frogglebug offspring, Frog Throat vehemently denies this as a possibility.

King Ethano really should check if Genoma's Nuclear Power Plant isn't leaking.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I love how she uses the 3D model of Wogglebug to advertise action figures as if it’s an actual product photo. Are there no prototypes?
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Also, $5 a piece? Surely she can’t be getting them for a much lower price than that, then she eats the cost of shipping on top of that?! Cynthia, you can‘t even afford to keep your website running without sympathy donations from your “fans”. Why are you constantly operating at a loss like this?

Unless she contacted some Chinese company to make like 10,000 of them which only cost her $1.00 each that's still $10,000 she needs to pony up for it. So she's probably looking for how many people she can get to be interested in them first and then she's going to look for a way to make them.

Is she trying to scam her fans now? lol

Hasn't she always?

Perhaps, but I doubt it as Cynthia is basically celibate. She can't even sort out if Wogglebug is her platonic husbando or romantic.

She seemed to be into Raisin Pie Man and talked about wanting to spend time and cuddle with him before that leading to sex. So I think she's aware of it but is just holding out for "the one" that will come in and be her Woggleprince.