Sam Hyde

someone just fucked up
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quoting from the fishtank thread
The Desert Eagles Soar said:
Received an email with 50 other email addresses in the recipients. When I opened up a window to compose a reply to everyone involved, Thunderbird showed this:View attachment 5389780
I'd like to think whatever software he used to mass email must've included a similar disclaimer somewhere. Like come the fuck on, there's firstname.lastname@gmail.com addresses here.
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The first day Fishtank chat was live it showed all the users email addresses too. Instead of displaying your username it showed the email address you registered with.

I don't understand why people use their real name for anything online ever. I can't think of any reason why it's necessary. I guess if you're filling out a job application or something but I'm white so I use a fake name that sounds black so I have a significantly higher chance of getting an interview..
 
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Swamp_Donkey said:
sam hyde needs YOUR support, now…!


donation link
so basically you get to pay anywhere between $100 and $∞ for no discernible benefit.

whoops, you actually get to sign up for a newsletter
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and a pinky promise that youll get your money back
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sam hyde has always been a staunch free speech activist
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i know roadmaps are usually fluff pieces but not even having a rough timeline for goals is pretty lazy lol
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ask me how i know jet typed this up, @raisinlove
minor spelling mistake, i win.
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investmentbros, i dont feel so good….
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Woah! Sam Hyde needs me? Ok, I'll do it. I'll go invest in fishtank, Sam. I'll go invest right now, Sam.
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rrtyui said:
No Sam fan (apart from the most loyal of paypigs) is going to deny that the recent stream content has been mostly shit, and the podcasts are underwhelming sure, but that's not what we're paying for. We're paying for good quality content, which is being delivered. Also,
>FaggotFaggotFaggotFaggotFaggotFaggotFaggot see I'm cool and fashy like you guys! I'm one of you now entertain all of this horseshit please please please
How much does the agency pay you per post?
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StillFatAndUgly said:
"You don't need to like Sam to admit he's funny" :(
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>le funny faggot greentext
>2023 faggot acc
>faggot anime profile
>pays for boring faggot 360p camera house and calls it good content
>anyone who disagrees with me is just a fed!

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Peter Dinklage said:
God Charles is an unfunny faggot, I had to skip all the parts where he decided to interject his awkward dumb opinion
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To be fair, you have to be fair you have to have a very high high IQ to understand Charls Carroll. His humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Tartary most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.
 
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Who is uglier? Sam or Doja? It makes sense she would be a fan; they both have an utter contempt for their pay pigs.

These people HATE their supporters and with good cause; could you imagine associating with people who are open about their fandom of these two?

God I imagine each meet and greet with the public is painful task, especially for someone with legit celebrity status like Doja. That freak thinks she is hot shit and must feel revolted by the site of the disgusting, malnourish, drugged out degenerates that support her.
 
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RA-5C Vigilante said:
God you can just tell this redditor is a pretentious faggot by that corny ass twilight quote he thought was deep and poignant.
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The most insane part of that reddit post is them claiming Sam wants to "reenslave all African Americans" like why the fuck would someone who you claim is a white nationalist want to do that? Woulden't you just deport them or something? lol
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Who is uglier? Sam or Doja? It makes sense she would be a fan; they both have an utter contempt for their pay pigs.

These people HATE their supporters and with good cause; could you imagine associating with people who are open about their fandom of these two?

God I imagine each meet and greet with the public is painful task, especially for someone with legit celebrity status like Doja. That freak thinks she is hot shit and must feel revolted by the site of the disgusting, malnourish, drugged out degenerates that support her.
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OT terrible take: I used to think Doja Cat was attractive before she shaved her head.
 
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