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Edit: Not a tranny joke, I think she looks like Anne from Arrested Development.[\ispoiler]
 
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Bearmumrik said:
Chris-Chan spotted with his sweetheart in Lynchburg

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merrymarigold said:
This was taken at the mall food court. I was surprised to see him (to say the least!) because last I'd heard he was still in jail. Since they sat at a table right in front of me, I was able to get this pic. She's very tiny and young looking but definitely seems like an adult. There was no affection shown between them that I saw, they didn't even hold hands.
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merrymarigold said:
This was at River Ridge Mall, in Lynchburg. She is a small person, especially compared to Chris!
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merrymarigold said:
I actually don't think they are a couple. They did not hold hands or show any kind of affection towards each other at all. My guess is friends or she's a caregiver of some kind.
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My Earnest Opinions said:
When Chris Chan turned 40 in jail, the Russo-Ukrainian war started.

What is going to happen in the world, now that he is back home with mom...
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I don't think much of note happened in early September when Chris went home to momma, but things are popping off in Israel right now. Is Chris finally getting a girlfriend a harbinger of the END TIMES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
She looks like a tard to me.
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Maybe he met her in the tard house and they have " visits" on weekends. I can see Chris changing his mind about a tard GF after settling for Barbussy.
Chris may have gone full JFG and decided young tard pussy is better than old demented pussy.

Ugh- need a shower.
 
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Bearmumrik said:
Focus on the area around the eyes. She's well into adulthood. I'd guess early to mid 30s. She's definitely not a caseworker either, you can just tell from her appearance she is somewhat mentally challenged, even if only mildly like Chris.
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You'd have to be at least slightly retarded to unironically enjoy the company of Chris. I couldn't imagine talking to him for more than 2 minutes without wanting to blow my brains out.
 
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Sketchy Minecraft Mod said:
Calling it now. Mid-30s, a little pudgy so any signs of direct age melt into the butterface.

Edit: Is Chris wearing a ring???
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He is, most likely it's probably just some random crappy accessory chris thought looked good. However imagine how fucked up and funny it would be if after all this shit chris became a born again christian and settled for a tard wife to live his remaining years off the internet with.
 

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Fedsmokers_secret_stash said:
live his remaining years off the internet
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That is optimistic but I feel like the a-logs will ruin whatever his relationship is to that woman or Chris will ruin it himself and make his return to the web. It's only a matter of time until some cowtipping retard runs up and puts a camera into her face.
 
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Sock Cucker said:
Maybe he met her in the tard house and they have " visits" on weekends. I can see Chris changing his mind about a tard GF after settling for Barbussy.
Chris may have gone full JFG and decided young tard pussy is better than old demented pussy.

Ugh- need a shower.
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I´m also starting to think that they met in the tard house, she looks weird, very weird, and maybe is for her own disabilities...however, it´s disgusting 🤮
 
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A Wumpa Fruit said:
I´m also starting to think that they met in the tard house, she looks weird, very weird, and maybe is for her own disabilities...however, it´s disgusting 🤮
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She reminds me of a chubby-faced VenusAngelic, that haircut is giving me real weeb tard vibes.
Fedsmokers_secret_stash said:
He is, most likely it's probably just some random crappy accessory chris thought looked good. However imagine how fucked up and funny it would be if after all this shit chris became a born again christian and settled for a tard wife to live his remaining years off the internet with.
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That would be the icing on the cake of this entire saga. I would love (hate) that for him, truly.
 
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RadioactiveMonkeyMan said:
I genuinely can't tell how old she is. Some of the other pics I'd have guessed mid-to-late 30s but she looks like a kid in this one. I've never seen an irl version of the old maid/young lady optical illusion before, what a gift from the merge!
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“Are you 14 or 41?”

“Yes”
 
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