Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Even if people do manage to read the sign, the majority of people's knowledge of Leif Erikson is probably the two second bit where SpongeBob SquarePants puts on a viking hat and sings some nonsense. Beyond that, nobody knows. Or cares.

Speaking of standing by a busy highway, if you want money, Staph, the opportunity is right there! Go back to grifting school and con people the proper way. 🙄
 
Latest Masto post. Wow.
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She genuinely thinks that she can get a fully functional dick out of phalloplasty, instead of numb, useless, limp flesh. And a dick is her first priority, not getting her huge tits chopped off so that she can actually 'pass'.

Fetishism really does my head in.
 
She genuinely thinks that she can get a fully functional dick out of phalloplasty, instead of numb, useless, limp flesh. And a dick is her first priority, not getting her huge tits chopped off so that she can actually 'pass'.

Fetishism really does my head in.
Its been mentioned previously that they don't plan on getting phalloplasty they plan on getting metoidioplasty which is basically just cutting the skin to release the clit from being held down. Some versions also include rerouting the urethra through the clit so it's more penislike.

That being said most surgeons wouldn't do this type of surgery until someone's been on T for years so the maximum growth has been achieved. The surgery itself without the rerouting doesn't change much about the anatomy especially if it's barely there Gyro is basically throwing a tantrum about not having a micropenis right now.

I suspect it's because men with micropenises are "intersex" and this would simply make them appear more intersex physically so they can show people pictures as a "gotcha."
 
Honestly at this stage, I think Staph's whole "I need Bottom Surgery! Pls help!" thing is more complaining about the fact she isn't center of attention in her life right now, and additionally has hurdles in the way actually getting any operation (weight, hormone levels, money, etc). These things could be managed if she was dedicated enough.

Say, hypothetically, she was given all the money she needed for the operation overnight, she'd likely misuse those funds seeing as there'll be additional things likely preventing even a dodgy doctor from carrying out such a procedure.
We all remember the time Staph was granted a substantial amount of money to create some sort of trans organization. To my knowledge she did 1 livestream related to it and went right back to her usual stuff. No word about the money ever since.

If some organizations out there literally throw money at trans people, they must have a lot of it. I'm sure there's a lot of financial help you can get literally just for the surgeries providing you intend to carry it out.
A lot of people will donate to this sort of thing because they have lots of expendable income and, much like Stephanie, their lives often revolve around the weird world of trans communities, lacking any perspective of other people's struggles. But unlike her, they are at least donating money to others, you could make the argument that it is at least a little more philanthropic than anything Staph has ever done.

I'm probably preaching to the choir here. But a surgery is not what she needs. In fact it would mess things up way more than help. The amount of complications and side effects that arise with any of this sort of thing could very well give something for her to really be downtrodden and upset about. It's no joke.
She needs to change her environment and lifestyle in order to be physically and mentally more healthy. She has proven she can't commit to anything that requires even the slightest amount of effort. Her weight loss bit was hilarious, walking a whopping 2 miles and grabbing some fast food to recover from such an ordeal. Again, she lacks perspective and any real sympathy for other people, in the sense that her world revolves entirely around her, Staph is the main character and indeed the most oppressed and hard done in life. Introspection be damned!
Even if people do manage to read the sign, the majority of people's knowledge of Leif Erikson is probably the two second bit where SpongeBob SquarePants puts on a viking hat and sings some nonsense. Beyond that, nobody knows. Or cares.

Speaking of standing by a busy highway, if you want money, Staph, the opportunity is right there! Go back to grifting school and con people the proper way. 🙄

HAPPY LEIF ERIKSON DAY! HINGA DINGA DURGEN!
Btw it's not pronounced LEAF erikson. It's more accurately pronounced as the word 'life'.
Just a bit of trivia in case any of her videos talk about the Norse explorer... You know... Judging from her previous attempt trying to pronounce Norse languages.

As for her little protest. For some reason I doubt even anyone commuting to work on a Monday will even care enough that some tubby woman is standing on a sidewalk waving around a hard to read sign whilst dressed like Frodo Baggins. She'll claim it a great victory even if absolutely nothing happens though.
 
one thing I notice about staph consistently is that she's very good at masquerading her own selfishness by acting like what she wants is a part of something bigger. like, with this, if you didn't know she has a sudden obsession with Leif because she wants to fuck him and probably 'has' through her witchy altar artfully decorated with pronoun pins and autistic fidget toys, you'd just think she was weird. 'yes, I know, it still focuses on a white colonizer' is a good line especially - it's that performative self-flagellation that terminally online leftists love, but she's so insincere about it. just pure lip service, slipped in just-so in a way that doesn't make it too obvious, but isn't in so late that it seems forced. I don't know if she's necessarily good at actual manipulation since it often seems that she settles purely for suicide baiting and chugging pints of hand sanitiser, but she's very good at it in the scope of manipulating squishy-brained Online People.

also, it's strange coming back to this thread after a break and seeing that things have only gotten worse. she's a perfect example of how being online for too long really can turn your brain into tinned cat food. even the way her fics are becoming more radical and disturbing makes her a perfect example of this, and I tend to agree with others in this thread who point out fiction doesn't impact reality for most normies and weirdos alike. she's genuinely just an incredibly fucking weird person who should probably be banned permanently from tumblr.

I hope her parents are okay too. how upsetting it must be to choose this cretin as your child, only to have her grow up and treat you like this. she ought to have been fucking disowned by now.
 
Honestly at this stage, I think Staph's whole "I need Bottom Surgery! Pls help!" thing is more complaining about the fact she isn't center of attention in her life right now
You've hit the nail square on its microcephalic head.

Staph is a narcissist. A low IQ one to be certain, but still a narcissist. At this point in time, her father, extended family, family friends and anyone else in her extremely limited circle of acquaintances are all focusing their attention on her gravely ill mum, as they bloody well should. Narcissists will do terrible, terrible things when they're not the focus of attention in order to make everyone pay attention to them, and to demonstrate to the person that had been receiving that precious attention how tiny and insignificant their life is. Narcs will trash weddings, funerals, milestone parties, sabotage relationships, employment, reputations, education, anything you can think of for that sweet, sweet gratification of being the most important person in the room.

Staph's mum is gravely, and probably terminally ill. It doesn't matter that mum is her biggest source of support and most loyal advocate, Staph is not getting attention and that's just not on. Mum is being a selfish meanie poo poo head and a drama queen. She's not nearly as sick as she says she is! Cancer? That's nothing!

The only one who's important is Staph, and that's the way it always will be.
 
In one of her recent post, she mentioned that she's been living in the apartment for about a year. She's gone downhill really fast. I don't know what her future is going to look like when her parents are gone. She gets scammed every three seconds, so it's not like she can manage her own money. Her writings are getting really disturbing, and she's got no line whatsoever between fantasy and reality-- that's what makes her writings ominous. She's also inviting a lot of trouble with all this rape fantasy stuff. The last thing her beleaguered parents need to deal with is identifying her body.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but her mental state was far better when she was saving her nail clippings and doing menstrual blood spells on the back deck.

If I saw her by the side of the road with a sign, I'd assume she was insane and that the sign probably said something about the end of the world. It's hard to read, and I have no idea why she specified Leif E. Day. Most people in the US pronounce it "leaf," so they're all going to be wondering why the unkempt middle-aged crazy woman is yelling about "leafy day."

"I truly don't feel complete without my dick."-- Stephanie is our own little random text generator. She's also a lot farther away from this surgery than she seems to think, so we (and her poor parents) are probably in for a lot of whining and melodrama.
 
It's all going to be OK according to Odin.

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She's totally going to suicide bait to get funds.

On a lighter and in my opinion even grosser note:
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Oink oink. WHY would anyone offer up that information to the world? When it comes to Staph, we all know its because she has a poopoopeepee fetish. I guess if it doesn't look like she's getting a dick any time soon then she may as well fuck off the pre surgery diet.

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I wish she would go into more detail about how she tripped balls on snake oil.
 
I don't know what her future is going to look like when her parents are gone. She gets scammed every three seconds, so it's not like she can manage her own money
She HAS no money. She is entirely bankrolled by Mama and Papa Frigly for basic needs. She doesn't even live full-time on her own, I'm sure she's at their place for proper meals because there's no way she can feed herself actual nutrition.

If they have any smarts left in their brain, they've set up some kind of trust which will mete out allowance to Staph rather than give her a lump sum inheritance which she will immediately blow on pins, patches, and dildos, or leave her the house which she will turn into a hybristophile tranny flophouse. And that's if there's anything left after taking care of their terrible cuckoo bird child for their entire lives.

And even then, she'll be destitute fast. The dark part of my brain wonders if the shock of her safety net being incinerated will lead her to actually doing something unhinged to a child - based on how hard and unabashedly she's leaning into pedophilia, I can't entirely eliminate the possibility.

Her self-obsession and her capacity for independence are about the same... that of a three year old. Except three year olds usually are also capable of showing love to the mommies and daddies who care for them.

edit: Staph's never been on datura in her life.
 
It's all going to be OK according to Odin.

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She's totally going to suicide bait to get funds.
This is how you know for certain that gods and magickks are fake. What have they fucking achieved? What have they gone through? Fucking nothing. They have accomplished nothing let alone through their lazy ass willpower and their greatest trauma is being harassed because they groomed children while pretending to be Michael Jacksons ghost.

I don't know much about reading runes, but I think it says something that they're choosing to ignore the ones that are about stagnation and deceit. When doing divination it's important to pay attention to things like that because they're pointing out obstacles you need to overcome. (Not saying they're magic at all or guided by spirits or whatever. I look at them more like interpretive thinking exercises that can help look at situations in a different light). But like clockwork Gyro chooses to only pay attention to the ass kissing one's.
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I wish she would go into more detail about how she tripped balls on snake oil.
Mugwort is an abortificiant and shouldn't be recommended either. It doesn't matter if it's excess or not the danger is still present. This is why you need real certification to call yourself an herbalist.
 
This is a new low of stupid, even for her.

My guess is that she's going to spin this into fear for her life that [someone] is going to come and harm her because she's trans/autistic/a pedophile/a hybristophile/etc. because they "stole information from a charitable event she was hosting" or other such horseshit.

Only a narcissist makes a special Facebook event doxing themselves to announce that they're going to hand out candy on Halloween. Most people just chuck some sweets in a bowl and keep it by the door and see if anyone shows up.
 
She HAS no money. She is entirely bankrolled by Mama and Papa Frigly for basic needs. She doesn't even live full-time on her own, I'm sure she's at their place for proper meals because there's no way she can feed herself actual nutrition.

If they have any smarts left in their brain, they've set up some kind of trust which will mete out allowance to Staph rather than give her a lump sum inheritance which she will immediately blow on pins, patches, and dildos, or leave her the house which she will turn into a hybristophile tranny flophouse. And that's if there's anything left after taking care of their terrible cuckoo bird child for their entire lives.

And even then, she'll be destitute fast. The dark part of my brain wonders if the shock of her safety net being incinerated will lead her to actually doing something unhinged to a child - based on how hard and unabashedly she's leaning into pedophilia, I can't entirely eliminate the possibility.

Her self-obsession and her capacity for independence are about the same... that of a three year old. Except three year olds usually are also capable of showing love to the mommies and daddies who care for them.

edit: Staph's never been on datura in her life.

yeah, isn't datura notorious for giving hellish trips, and not the fun kind staph goes on? if she did datura we wouldn't hear the end of how traumatizing it was.
why can't she just smoke weed like a normal person instead of eating satchels of mystery herbs from etsy. it's legal in new york now, what's stopping xyr?
 
Only a narcissist makes a special Facebook event doxing themselves to announce that they're going to hand out candy on Halloween. Most people just chuck some sweets in a bowl and keep it by the door and see if anyone shows up.
This is the kind of thing where you sign up to the treat map on NextDoor.

...Staph should be on NextDoor; if she could keep a lid on her horniness, a trans-Boomer like her would fit in perfectly.
 
yeah, isn't datura notorious for giving hellish trips, and not the fun kind staph goes on? if she did datura we wouldn't hear the end of how traumatizing it was.
why can't she just smoke weed like a normal person instead of eating satchels of mystery herbs from etsy. it's legal in new york now, what's stopping xyr?
Gyro doesn't actually go on trips, they just pretend they do while day dreaming.
Is weed legal in New York? It's a bit hard to find a plug when you don't have friends.
 
Gyro doesn't actually go on trips, they just pretend they do while day dreaming.
Is weed legal in New York? It's a bit hard to find a plug when you don't have friends.

Most corner smoke shops in central and western sell dry herb, delta 8/9, and gummies/chocolate. Might be a little more regulated in the southern tier, but if she really wanted, she could buy it by the gram.
 
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Oh god, please let there be pictures.

This next one had me sob laughing.
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It's such a retarded thing to declare online. What a toddler. 'Huh duh my pants did a fall down.' That's nice dear.

It has a sinister twist though. Remember where she said she would be protesting? A high school.

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Hmm... Wonder who donated $50 on the same day as her Leif Erikson dress up day?

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Come on now, Staph. You could have picked a stealthier name to use to donate to yourself.
 
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