Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Big Miss Steak]

My boomer father shares few interests with my brothers and I and so he tries to connect with us where he can. We play videogames; the last videogame he touched was Pong, by his own admission. He has heard us talking about Baldur's Gate 3, and while we were all out at dinner the other night he asked if one of us would install "Balldo's Gate" on his work laptop for him so he could try it out.

 

[2lolis1cup]

I've heard there was a time in the 70s where there was an attempt to recast porn as serious "art," but at some point people came to realize that's fucking retarded and that it's just wank material. Coom brain is a bit late with this bullshit.

There was a legal loop hole they were trying to exploit, before "they" "progressed" the culture tolerance of pornography.

The basic guidelines for the trier of fact must be: (a) whether "the average person, applying contemporary community standards" would find that the work, taken as a whole, appeals to the prurient interest; (b) whether the work depicts or describes, in a patently offensive way, sexual conduct specifically defined by the applicable state law; and (c) whether the work, taken as a whole, lacks serious literary, artistic, political, or scientific value.

 

[keke]

Maybe I'm moral fagging, but this kind of stream seems very disrespectful to his wife, even for a non Christian.
Maybe his "change in stance" about Only Fan Thots are just copium to justify this kind of behaviour.
I would be very embarrassed as a kid to know my dad would get shirtless drunk with bikini-thots on stream.
This is just an embarrassing degeneracy. I'm very regretful to had once supported this fraud.

Reminds me of his take that you can’t ever let your gf peg you because she will never see you as a man again. Yet moms making porn for only fans is harmless to their children because they might get to go to Disneyland. Also posting his concave ass with a whiskey bottle between his cheeks is cool.
They are different things, but the overlap in his apparent exhibition/voyeurism fetishes versus private things that can remain a secret until you die

As a contrast, look at how Count Dankula (a.k.a. Giant Penis on the platform formerly known as Twitter) treats his hobbit wife who is a lot more public. Wholesome overload.

I mean he does tranny chase on Twitter regularly.

 

[AnOminous]

He wore the salmon-colored polo and assumed they'd think he's gay.

It's the polo part and not the salmon that makes it gay. Also it's the guy wearing it that makes it a faggot-ass shirt.

There was a legal loop hole they were trying to exploit, before "they" "progressed" the culture tolerance of pornography.

Or as Potter Stewart said "I know it when I see it." Which is pretty shit as a legal standard, really.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Meh, I can understand why she didn’t want to wake up her husband who was sleeping off his last drunken night to go drink some more half naked with another woman on camera.

This is a Nick problem not a Kayla problem.

This is all under the presupposition that Kayla knows or cares about Nick's schedule.

You'd have to assume that Nick's constant string of child chaffeuring work absence announcements and excuses is simply based on a daily nagging reminder about "not forgetting that you have to drive Child A to Activity B tomorrow at 7 am".

I can't even imagine the horrors of what Nick's scheduling system must entail to organize the 9-12 hours of work obligations that he bothers to show up for during his average week.

Edit: typo

 

[Maude Snew]

I'm sure it was mentioned here earlier, but there was an old stream where Drexel was on and Drexel says "you think Nick's not a degenerate, oh man, you should see him off-camera!" I might've listened to that one live (in the background as I always did. I guess everyone thought of it as just another joke, but there's another Drexel clip implying the same thing.

I think we all wanted to believe you could be an internet funny man and still be a happily married man with 5 kids. Sure didn't help that Nick built his brand on his supposedly genuine personality. The signs were there, but we all ignored it until the balldo came out.

If it was a Drexel stream I skipped it, and it would seem a lot of people did too so it was news when shit picked up. Which is also how his grooming flew under the radar. Being one note and tedious actually worked in his favor.

 

[TheKillingWords]

He then said he was a subject matter expert for cash brokerage transactions. Someone can correct me, but that seems like a egotistical way of saying "customer service" for deposits and withdrawals.

Reminds me of my MiL. She likes to call herself a "domestic engineer". She's a housewife. The only difference between her and Nick is she's just saying that to be cute and she thinks it's funny. He's actually serious.

 

[AnOminous]

You'd have to assume that Nick's constant string of child chaffeuring work absent announcements and excuses is simply based on a daily nagging reminder about "not forgetting that you have to drive Child A to Activity B tomorrow at 7 am".

Nick is an absolute faggot. He has no clue what he has to do and what time he has to do it so he is constantly "surprised" he has to do something he had 24+ hours notice about. He is just that much of a faggot. He has no clue what's happening. He's gay.

 

[Captain Manning]

I wish there was a AI voice of an angry John Goodman that we could run @AnOminous' posts though.

Even the thought of Walter Sobchak yelling about Nick's "faggot ass shirt" has me laughing.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The Rekieta curse strikes again:

Dick Masterson has posted documents suggesting that Riley was in fact arrested in Texas on suspicion of felony stalking after Eric July called the police.

Riley caught a felony lol

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EDIT: A CG-related(?) channel went through the police report today. I can't tell from what's been said if Riley was actually charged as a result of this; it's possible the stream says something about it but I didn't listen with sound on.

 

[Captain Manning]

The Rekieta curse strikes again:

That's not the Rekieta curse. That's the Masterson curse. Rekieta is also a "victim" of the Masterson curse. Just like Digibro has been, Riley apparently now is, and Vito will hopefully soon be.

As for Riley, I recommend he hire Ty Beard. That guy will do for Riley what needs to be done.

 

[200MB]

The Rekieta curse strikes again:

Dick Masterson has posted documents suggesting that Riley was in fact arrested in Texas on suspicion of felony stalking after Eric July called the police.


EDIT: A CG-related(?) channel went through the police report today. I can't tell from what's been said if Riley was actually charged as a result of this; it's possible the stream says something about it but I didn't listen with sound on.

During that 7hr stream, didn't Nick go hard saying Eric never contacted the cops?

 

[Maude Snew]

That's not the Rekieta curse. That's the Masterson curse. Rekieta is also a "victim" of the Masterson curse. Just like Digibro has been, Riley apparently now is, and Vito will hopefully soon be.

As for Riley, I recommend he hire Ty Beard. That guy will do for Riley what needs to be done.

That's that bad Juju I keep hearing about.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bad+juju

It's like poetry it rhymes.

 

[Berrakh]

Only heard Rekieta’s insane lovebombing rant at Eric July today. Legitimately the gayest and most mentally ill performance I’ve ever heard from anyone (least of all a grown man with kids).

I understand getting mad and saying something short and sharp you regret but this? It’s how you’d depict repressed homosexuality if you were a writer.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It seems somewhat fanatically evangelical in that NIck talked about how the collective doesn't celebrate <non-biblical> things like Christmas but rather celebrates "jewish feasts".

That sounds like the so-called “Messianic Jews” AKA Christians LARPing as Jews to try to convert actual Jews to their cult. Among other crazy shit, they sperg about the Oral Law being illegitimate but their “rabbis” wear prayer shawls and yarmulkes, which come directly from the Gemara. If Rekeita is letting those absolute lunatics “educate” his kids, he and Kayla are at best even more self-involved than we realized.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Anybody else remember all the shit Nick gave Ron Toye because Ron thought all he needed to do to be a good person by "dealing" with his obvious anger issues/psychopathy was to read books but not change anything about his behavior? Because I do

Look at that, Nick retroactively being worse than Ron, because Ron was delusional enough to believe his bullshit, whereas Nick knows what he's doing and still doesn't give a shit.

I wonder if Ron's "I was an asshole" understatement regarding his behavior towards his ex wife is also somehow relevant to Nick.

(I'm betting Nick is underselling how shitty he is to his wife)

In retrospect, so much of the Ron Toye shit was just projection on Nick's part. Ron is just Nick had he stayed in finance and went full-on liberal.

I think it lends credence to the theory that Nick's worst day which shortly preceded his massive change in behavior was because Kayla cheated or at least was tempted to. Because if she did cheat, his current behavior around other women is him getting back at her.

"Nick Nick Nick, someone closer to you than you would ever think is like that too. Me and you gonna have a talk after the show." - Drexel

 

[AnOminous]

That sounds like the so-called “Messianic Jews” AKA Christians LARPing as Jews to try to convert actual Jews to their cult.

Fuck Jews trying to turn other Jews into Christfags!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Fuck Jews trying to turn other Jews into Christfags!

They’re not Jews, they’re Christians. Remember Jews for Jesus (AKA Christians for Christ)? They didn’t go away, they just spawned endless also-rans. These people are so deranged that they do huge ad buys targeting apps for Orthodox Jews, masquerading as Jews themselves and directing users to their scam sites. It’s a pretty sick way to piss away lots of money.

 

[Captain Manning]

I understand getting mad and saying something short and sharp you regret but this? It’s how you’d depict repressed homosexuality if you were a writer.

All of this... ALL OF IT... started because some black guy in Plano, TX is making a crappy comic book that has nothing to do with anything.

Nick melting down and claiming he grew up an impoverished black man.
Coomalot crashing both of his Rekieta Law branded NASCARs on the same night.
Riley catching a felony charge.

Shit is surreal. It's like watching a retarded version of a butterfly effect up in this bitch now.

 

[im5!XxhO]

Reminds me of his take that you can’t ever let your gf peg you because she will never see you as a man again.

I doubt he would take that position today.