Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

There's been bug powder used as a food dye for years. I remember 10+ years ago there was a big controversy online because Starbucks was using it in their strawberries and cream frappe for the pink color. It's called carmine, it's crushed up cochineal bug.

Whining about that was just pure hysteria. I have no problem with traditionally bug-derived food products (and incidentally cochineal bugs are actual true bugs unlike most things people call bugs).

I don't even have an intrinsic problem with bugs/insects as a food source. I've always wanted to try locusts and honey like Saint John supposedly ate.

The gripe should really be that the Powers That Be seem to be hell-bent on forcing inferior substitutes on the masses for things of quality. This bug powder shit is part of a sinister agenda.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

Rob Milanowski dropped a comment on Jack's video a few hours ago. Nice profile pic.

 

[indomitable snowman]

Bug powder might not be safe for those with shellfish allergies. FDA might just expand shellfish to include it under those guidelines.

https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/health-and-nutrition/edible-insect-revolution-not-those-shellfish-allergies

Most shellfish allergies are due to the immune system reacting to proteins. There are a few different proteins in shellfish responsible (around 34), including arginine kinase and sarcoplasmic calcium-binding protein, but the overwhelming majority of those with shellfish allergies show sensitivity to the protein tropomyosin.

As Dr. Zachary Rubin, pediatric allergist, wrote to me, "The majority of people allergic to shellfish are allergic to a protein called tropomyosin, which is also found in many insects, so it's not usually a good idea to consume insect-containing foods if you have a shellfish allergy."

 

[Aunt Carol]

Yeah, they could use beet powder also, and in anything certified vegan/vegetarian they would have to, but someone has to grow all of those beets, so I would think that would be more costly overall than just using cochineal bugs.

That would be North Dakota/Minnesota; the Red River Valley has been beet country for a long time. American beet farmers already supply more than half of the sugar used in the US.

Interestingly enough to vegans, beet sugar is also the white sugar that doesn't use bone char in its production process.

 

[TheLazyMan]

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[Falcon Sebben]

It's to kill the goyim. There is little difference between bugs and shellfish.

That's what I've been saying for years.

Shrimps, crabs and lobsters are just large sea bugs.

Also make sure to suggest he deep fry in tallow.

If deep frying wasn't already bad doing it in tallow would be incredibly bad.

On the other hand if you want to make McDonald's fries like they used to make them... that's the only way to make them.

Bug powder might not be safe for those with shellfish allergies. FDA might just expand shellfish to include it under those guidelines.

https://www.mcgill.ca/oss/article/health-and-nutrition/edible-insect-revolution-not-those-shellfish-allergies

In other words, things with bug flour might not be certified as kosher. That right there might prevent it being more widespread than it already is.

 

[Bassomatic]

Rob Milanowski dropped a comment on Jack's video a few hours ago. Nice profile pic.

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Come on Rob you know better that fat fuck will never put it away. Jack will keep frying anything Tam ham picks up at the store for him till he causes a greasy fire or the Chinese crap burns out.

It's a riot he doesn't know the company name and still tries to act as sponsored. There's no real review etc it's just a fat man fucking up a chicken sandwich using some cheap deep fryer.

If a company actually did that (and some of those cheap places don't do their homework) they would be pissed AF. Part of me hoped they did and slap a C&D on jack.

Speed run next stroke LETS GOOOO

 

[Potato Burrito]

New video:

Can’t archive because I’m on mobile, sorry.

This video has triggered me in ways I didn’t think possible. Where to begin…

-I love that he used the siren at the beginning for the rip off recipe intro. Foreshadowing for when the fire truck rolls up out front to stomp out the grease fire.

-The “Bickle jooz” vat of marinating chicken looks like some kind of science experiment. Like something you’re going to dissect in middle school biology.

-That Vevor fryer is clearly meant for a commercial kitchen. It’s so fucking huge. I was thinking (when he first posted about it) that it was going to be similar in size to the one that STCG has. Like a tiny one. (And btw even he keeps this outdoors) Those curtains are going to stink to the high heavens along with any furniture. Since it’s open concept. Gross.

-He probably tripled the batch of oil. Usually there’s a fill line. Maybe not because it’s Chineseum crap.

-He put the double fryer on top of the freshly cleaned stove which you aren’t supposed to do. Not just for the fact that it’s a heating element, but also the weight of the device + 12 gallons of oil.

-After he pours 2 gallons of stinky oil down Jr’s drains, this thing is going out in the graveyard never to be seen or heard from again.

-Not to mention the fact that there are two large untrained dogs freely roaming around the kitchen. I’m surprised no one got hurt in the filming of this video.

Anyway, 7 minutes is one of the longer videos he’s put out in a whole, so I guess congrats?

Did this nigga have another stroke or two in the time it took to marinate the chicken in bickuhl jooz? He sounds like he's gargling a dozen dicks in this.

I'm more convinced than ever Tammy is trying to hurry this along. If she had any interest in his health, such as it is, she would have shuttled him to the nearest hospital instead of grabbing the nearest jug of vegetable oil.

He even says "Vevor sent me this" to make it sound like he is sponsored by them, when in reality, we know they dont even know who the fuck he is

I'm either impressed or concerned for you that you understood that's what he said. Raise both hands to show us you're OK.

 

[Helvítis Túristi]

I could see that working if someone could convince him the vegetable oil thing is a liberal conspiracy he "missed" and that Tallow will give him the meat flavor he deserves.

It does give a deeper meat flavor. I render out some beef/lamb fat for stir fries or use duck fat for sautéing vegetables. Still use butter and oils more though.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Does Chick fil an even marinate their chicken in pickle juice or is this something jack stole from some tik tok? I don't really eat at chick fil a very much, so I wouldn't know.

Nah they just pump it full of brine like any other fast food or precooked jickum

 

[Falcon Sebben]

It does give a deeper meat flavor. I render out some beef/lamb fat for stir fries or use duck fat for sautéing vegetables. Still use butter and oils more though.

You never throw out rendered fat. Certain things are almost necessary when you cook. And while it's not something we make on a regular basis but duck fat is liquid gold.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

New video:

Why does Jack's video have such a retarded and irrelevant thumbnail?

 

[Marisa]

Why does Jack's video have such a retarded and irrelevant thumbnail?

art reflects the artist i suppose

 

[Fortnite Bear]

49ers, Cowboys is the prime time NFL game tonight. Did Jack have any sportsball sperging yet? I'd think Jack would have a lot to say since he's a Cowboys fan.

 

[Super Hans v2]

49ers, Cowboys is the prime time NFL game tonight. Did Jack have any sportsball sperging yet? I'd think Jack would have a lot to say since he's a Cowboys fan.

Is Jack being a Cowboys fan a part of his Good Ol' Country Boy larp, or it just being one of the teams that attracts retards?

 

[Fortnite Bear]

Is Jack being a Cowboys fan a part of his Good Ol' Country Boy larp, or it just being one of the teams that attracts retards?

The Cowboys are similar the Yankees and the Lakers, where they just have retard fans like Fatty everywhere. Although, I think the reason Jack is a fan of the Cowboys is because LA didn't have a Football team between 1994 and 2017.

The Cowboys are playing against arguably the best team in the league during the most important time on Football Sunday. Cowboys fans hate the 49ers because they beat the Cowboys in the playoffs for multiple years in a row. Tonight, the Cowboys drew a lot of penalties during the first half of the game, so Facebook seething is imminent (if it hasn't happened already).

Edit: I wonder if he's wearing his jersey tonight...

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Oh that's easy, FB science, it's amazingly stupid. They go over everything from chemistry, to history, flat earth nonsense, mudfloods, medical nonsense like drinking piss, and on and on. This guy below has a handful of videos covering some of the worst of it

And then that's not even getting into the history/military/ufo bullshit people, that I'm sure Charles is also fond of like this kind of deranged shit.

https://www.facebook.com/combatreform.org/

Somehow everyone else on the planet is wrong, but some fucking randos on facebook will be correct and worth listening to about everything. I'm actually surprised Fatty hasn't tarded out about the emergency broadcast bullshit yet... as if FEMA couldn't have just triggered it without warning if they were really trying to do some conspiracy thing, or put nano particles in the water supply, or just sprayed them in the air via chemtrails... nope has to be a big show to pretend it's an emergency broadcast test to turn people into zombies.

Fuck me. I just watched like 3 minutes of that video and I can't take it anymore. The sheer level of pants on head stupidity is painful. It also makes me glad I ditched Zuccbook a long time ago.

Is Jack being a Cowboys fan a part of his Good Ol' Country Boy larp, or it just being one of the teams that attracts retards?

It's about his speed. He's not going to support a California team because they're all Godless Libruls over there and Dallas is in Texas which we all know is 100% a Christian state.

But in the end he doesn't care because he's just imagining the big burly mens like these two totally heterosexual men:

 

[Tiresome]

Edit: I wonder if he's wearing his jersey tonight...

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EVERY choice he makes is fucking retarded. He had to have his 4X jersey printed up with his fucking Twitter handle, instead of a more normal and less pathetic "Scalfani."

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

EVERY choice he makes is fucking retarded. He had to have his 4X jersey printed up with his fucking Twitter handle, instead of a more normal and less pathetic "Scalfani."

I’m not sure if this makes it better or worse but Jakatak was his radio DJ name.

 

[AnOminous]

Edit: I wonder if he's wearing his jersey tonight...

Whenever I see "Jakatak" I think of some pervert going into a frenzy and furiously masturbating.