You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Jason Wynn]

Siblings blowing up my phone texting me these absolutely retarded YouTube/TikTok reels.

One. After. Another. An entire barrage of this stupid shit.

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

Ddos attacks.

 

[The Last Stand]

Women who can’t keep their piss off the fuckin toilet seats. You have a vagina, stop hovering over the toilet like a freak.

Reminds me of one encounter I saw in a public toilet. Piss, blood, tissue, water, shit EVERYWHERE but inside the toilet. How that happened, I have no idea.

Which reminds me: the cheap soap they stock in some restrooms. It'll either smell funny or dissolve as soon as you push on it.

 

[Childe]

Reminds me of one encounter I saw in a public toilet. Piss, blood, tissue, water, shit EVERYWHERE but inside the toilet. How that happened, I have no idea.

Which reminds me: the cheap soap they stock in some restrooms. It'll either smell funny or dissolve as soon as you push on it.

Women’s public restrooms are some of the most
vile places on earth. Why so many people can’t seem to shit in the toilet itself is beyond me.

 

[Neighborhood Curmudgeon]

I'm beginning to loathe so called "climate protesters" and anything to do with the wider climate "crisis" argument more than anything in the world at the moment. It's not like a regular kind of loathing either. It's a deep seeded "I want these people to die a horrible, terrible death" kind of loathing.

You just reminded of another thing that pisses me off. The fact that none of these climate protesters care about doing simple but effective things like planting more trees and cleaning up pollution. You don't have to be a diehard treehugger to care about or do those things.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

You just reminded of another thing that pisses me off. The fact that none of these climate protesters care about doing simple but effective things like planting more trees and cleaning up pollution. You don't have to be a diehard treehugger to care about or do those things.

People who don't appreciate fruit trees and growing them absolutely baffle me, especially the fake treehuggers. There are so many levels of satisfaction and sense of accomplishment with them, from germination/graphing to harvest and eating. People who want to cut them down piss me off to the point of bloodthirst, Sanem be praised.

It's really not difficult to compost, especially if you live somewhere where they provide you with bins for organic waste, yet it seems like most hipsters can't be bothered. Dig a hole in the ground in the park at night and dump your produce trimmings in there. Throw them into the woods. I don't care, but do fucking something, lazy hypocrite pricks.

 

[Larry Potterfield]

Women who can’t keep their piss off the fuckin toilet seats. You have a vagina, stop hovering over the toilet like a freak.

I've heard women's bathrooms are worse than men's, but I have no idea if it's true. Most of the time dudes just piss on the seat instead of lifting it up. God I hate public bathrooms.

 

[Childe]

I've heard women's bathrooms are worse than men's, but I have no idea if it's true. Most of the time dudes just piss on the seat instead of lifting it up. God I hate public bathrooms.

From experience in using men’s rooms when womens are full because I don’t give a fuck, women’s usually are so much more filthy. Bitches are nuts when it comes to using public toilets.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

I'm sick of people who assume liking your job also means you're a corporate cuck or whatnot. I happen to like my mail processing job not because I'm blindly loyal or devoted to the agency I work for, but because I unironically like the job itself

Same thing is true with my $DAYJOB. I like doing what I do and I do better at it in that particular work environment. Not every corporation is impersonal and treats people as little more than dollar signs, but those that don't are admittedly rare.

I know so many doctors who hate the way the medical industry has gone these days. They want to spend more time with their patients but they have to spend their time rushing people through and filling out forms instead because of all the regulations and the administration wanting to get as many people in and out as possible, for obvious reasons.

This is also true with nursing. I know a retired nurse and she finds the timing of her retirement to be a blessing in disguise now that health professionals spend so much time recording data in electronic charts and other forms which means less time providing actual patient care.

I feel that socks are incredibly easy to lose or wear out.

For me, it doesn't seem to matter if the socks are internet store cheapies or in-store purchases. They all seem to get holes or fall apart easily which just feels like I've thrown my money down the toilet.

But in the same vein, when you have a retarded UPS driver who routinely delivers your neighbor's shit to you and your shit to your neighbor.

I recently had a UPS driver who left a "Sorry we missed you sticker" without putting down the date/time. I'm 99% sure someone was home and they didn't make much effort to ring the doorbell and wait for someone to answer.

"Winning" a softball game because the other team had to forfeit. I'd rather play and lose every game.

It's no fun when you're the default winner because the other guys don't even show up.

No show forfeits definitely suck. If a team forfeits for lack of a minimum number of players, that can be better dealt with. In a rec league I once participated in, an opponent forfeited for not having the minimum number of players, so our team took the forfeit win but lent them a couple of our extra players for an unofficial scrimmage for fun during the time block allocated for our game.

Thread tax: People who use underhanded compliments as a way to insult someone without being direct about it.

 

[AnOminous]

As if women are somehow morally pure and don't hurt other women.

Women: Why don't you protect us from evil men?
[Men do that]
Women: Why don't you protect us from each other too?
[Men go reee.]

 

[internet friend]

The dumb fuck cashier that, despite both of us ordering saying we want it "in a meal", didn't put us down for drinks because we didn't ask for them specially and, I quote, "sometimes other people don't want the drinks so I don't put them down in the meal anymore". To top it all off, she got the order wrong.

 

[The Foxtrot]

The dumb fuck cashier that, despite both of us ordering saying we want it "in a meal", didn't put us down for drinks because we didn't ask for them specially and, I quote, "sometimes other people don't want the drinks so I don't put them down in the meal anymore". To top it all off, she got the order wrong.

In situations like this, I feel it is wholly justified in going Full Karen. She completely went against her training and fucked up the order, you should have (if you didn't) go back inside and demanded to see a manager to complain/demand a refund.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

Paul Allen. I hate that snarky little faggot so much it's unreal.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Speaking of restaurants, I hate the way the drive-through lines are set up at Chick-Fil-A. They're better than a lot of other places, but I hate that both lines are the same. Instead of just doing everything in both lines, they should have one express line for people who were smart enough to order ahead from the mobile app or website or whatever, and the other slow line for people who were too lazy to. Instead the slow people clog up both fucking lines and I always end up behind all of the fucking retards.

Your mistake was going to the drive through. Don't ever go to the drive through. You know why? Because they fuck you at the drive through, ok? They fuck you at the drive through! They know you're going to be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not going to turn around and go back. They don't care!

 

[Psyduck]

When you and your family finish paying off the mortgage for our house and less than a year later the neighborhood starts showing signs of becoming a ghetto. Niggers have no neighbor etiquette.

Not sure why this pisses me off, but people, especially millenials and zoomers that just cannot exist without being estimulated in some way. "I need some background noise", "I fall asleep to these videos", motherfucker, you've reached a point where you can't SLEEP without your cellphone in hand!

 

[The Foxtrot]

Not sure why this pisses me off, but people, especially millenials and zoomers that just cannot exist without being estimulated in some way. "I need some background noise", "I fall asleep to these videos", motherfucker, you've reached a point where you can't SLEEP without your cellphone in hand!

I'm the other way around, natural noises like rain on the roof or a forest at night are fine, but otherwise BE QUIET WHEN I AM SLEEPING!

Niggers have no neighbor etiquette.

I hate it when jigaboos blast their shitty noise from their ghetto sleds in the small hours of the morning.

 

[anustart76]

Your mistake was going to the drive through. Don't ever go to the drive through. You know why? Because they fuck you at the drive through, ok? They fuck you at the drive through! They know you're going to be miles away before you find out you got fucked! They know you're not going to turn around and go back. They don't care!

This feels like a George Costanza quote.

Speed limits annoy the shit out of me, especially on the highway; it feels like they're purposely set 20 MPH below what should be the limit just so useless cops can give out a bunch of tickets.

 

[innocent jogger]

Paul Allen. I hate that snarky little faggot so much it's unreal.

I feel you, but he has a connection for reservations at Dorsia and have you seen his business card?

 

[Wally Paulnuts]

The fact that, sometime in the next 20-ish years, we'll live in a Tourettes Guy-free world

He's posted as recently as June and it's still just as funny, but you can really see the age taking its toll on him and his poor son:

https://youtu.be/AoCDLVb3rxo?si=itvVSknJOIozt5kD

 

[AbyssStarer]

I was a custodian for a few types of places, never retail but plenty else, men's rooms only seem cleaner at first glance because all men do is go in, splatter piss everywhere and leave. They don't even manage to wash their hands (they use approximately 1/4 the amount of hand soap and towels) and if you were to lift up the seats in the handicap stalls you're just about guaranteed to see worse fast food shits under the rim. But hey women sometimes leave a little red spot somewhere or have to throw away a diaper or tampon and