Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Napalmxxx2]

There's a lot of randomly starred-out words in there. Can't work them out. For fun, let's say they stand for: waifu, gropes, hentai.

That's not Chris, btw.

Looks like its Chris, take a look at some of the pics he took when he started this ridiculous transgender crap.

 

[blastoiseplushie]

I found this dating advert on CWCvilleNews on facebook, I don't know, I want to believe it's a phony, but this does sound a lot like what Chris would say.

Spoiler: Found Dating Advert

Weenery. It's got to be. The REAL Christine won't go near a penis-owner.

 

[Napalmxxx2]

Weenery. It's got to be. The REAL Christine won't go near a penis-owner.

I dunno about that, Chris is still predictably unpredictable so there's a chance that it really is him. He's been taking those female hormones so he probably would overlook that seeing himself as a woman. Let's not forget the "vagina" which is really an infected wound.

 

[interviewin]

Did we ever actually find out who the Magical Man was? I am haunted by this lack of knowledge

 

[blastoiseplushie]

I dunno about that, Chris is still predictably unpredictable so there's a chance that it really is him. He's been taking those female hormones so he probably would overlook that seeing himself as a woman. Let's not forget the "vagina" which is really an infected wound.

But was it documented anywhere- in the CWCWiki or Chris' own words- where he expressed being open to dating men? Or having a male 'type'? (in this case, strong hairy legs, Caucasian, and tall?) I haven't seen any evidence, everything is consistently about him disliking males. It's probably one of the only things consistent about him, other than being a trainwreck.

Still looks fishy. Anyone could upload his public pics and Attempt to Write in his Unique and Expressive, Tomgirl Lesbian ORIGINAL CREATOR of Sonichu and Rosechu!!!! style.

 

[Toodles]

 

[Guy Smiley]

I found this dating advert on CWCvilleNews on facebook, I don't know, I want to believe it's a phony, but this does sound a lot like what Chris would say.

Spoiler: Found Dating Advert

Aside from the obvious other problems with this:
Allergies: Perfume/Cologne - Remember when Chris wore the awful Brittany Spears perfume?
Income: $35,001 to $50,000 - Nope, this isn't true.
Facial hair: Beard - Chris wouldn't admit this.
Sonichu and Rosechu Meta Series - I don't buy for a second that Chris would use the term Meta Series.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

But was it documented anywhere- in the CWCWiki or Chris' own words- where he expressed being open to dating men? Or having a male 'type'? (in this case, strong hairy legs, Caucasian, and tall?) I haven't seen any evidence, everything is consistently about him disliking males. It's probably one of the only things consistent about him, other than being a trainwreck.

Still looks fishy. Anyone could upload his public pics and Attempt to Write in his Unique and Expressive, Tomgirl Lesbian ORIGINAL CREATOR of Sonichu and Rosechu!!!! style.

Chris has a massive craving for the D, he's just too fucked up in the head to understand it or accept it.

 

[Napalmxxx2]

Chris has a massive craving for the D, he's just too fucked up in the head to understand it or accept it.

He should have just gone to prison when that was a thing if he wants the d that badly.

 

[Cotton Puddings]

crazy idea, hear me out. one of these days i think cwc is going to make a facebook post about how he has successfully impregnated himself

i think this because a lot of things in in the cwc story have had weirdly prescient foreshadowing. he appeared in barb's underwear long before he took up women's clothing full-time. he thought his infected grundle was starting to look like a vagina a couple years before he made his own vagina in the same spot. a long time ago he said he'd sooner get a sex change than become gay. he called himself a gaybian/male lesbian to get out of calling himself gay. hell, he's drawn idealized female versions of himself for years. we all know where he's at with that now. and that's just the tranny stuff

he has also pretended to give birth in a video. more recently he wrote a thing about his fursona knocking himself up with his own sperm...

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

he said he'd sooner get a sex change than become gay.

Maybe Chris wants a sex change because he wants to justify sleeping with a man. It wouldn't be wrong if someone with a vagina slept with a man.

 

[Napalmxxx2]

Maybe Chris wants a sex change because he wants to justify sleeping with a man. It wouldn't be wrong if someone with a vagina slept with a man.

Chris is probably just fence sitting on this one. I figured it was a matter of time before he either came out as gay or bi-sexual. As for that "vagina" I am surprised it isn't more serious than it is.

What happened to Barb's BMW?

Repo maybe? Or it probably was taken in lieu of payment over lawsuit #1, the pigsty might be the thing they lose over lawsuit #2. Potential thing lost to lawsuits: Chris' car.

 

[Marvin]

It's colossally retarded to think Chris wants anything to do with penises.

The BMW was sold, at much lower than Barb's ridiculous asking price.

crazy idea, hear me out. one of these days i think cwc is going to make a facebook post about how he has successfully impregnated himself

i think this because a lot of things in in the cwc story have had weirdly prescient foreshadowing. he appeared in barb's underwear long before he took up women's clothing full-time. he thought his infected grundle was starting to look like a vagina a couple years before he made his own vagina in the same spot. a long time ago he said he'd sooner get a sex change than become gay. he called himself a gaybian/male lesbian to get out of calling himself gay. hell, he's drawn idealized female versions of himself for years. we all know where he's at with that now. and that's just the tranny stuff

he has also pretended to give birth in a video. more recently he wrote a thing about his fursona knocking himself up with his own sperm...

Fatty knows that a pregnancy takes 9 months. In contrast, there's not really a broadly accepted timeline for when a vagina grows in, so he can avoid facing the music for that indefinitely.

 

[Karen Riley]

I couldn't be more with Marvin here. Anyone who even thinks it's the slightest possibility that this profile is a real one and that Chris would genuinely waste a 'bright idea,' like an advert on a dating website in order to have sex with a man, is either extremely new to Chris or has paid no attention to Chris or the kind of person he is.

In 2016 if you see a site like this the first instinct should always be to assume it's a fake weenery, since 99% of the time that's exactly what it's going to end up being.

I could see him claiming he's pregnant sometime however, not for the foreseeable future but still. Considering the amount of strange things he's genuinely believed in the past it's not too much of a stretch for him to convince himself that's possible as well.

 

[Beard_Chan]

This Chris dry spell is killing me we need him to do/post something!

 

[blastoiseplushie]

This Chris dry spell is killing me we need him to do/post something!

A missing-from-the-Internet Chris is probably a healthier Chris, but boring for this forum. If yesterday's anti-Null thread was any indication, people on Kiwi Farms are becoming unhinged!

Don't let it bother you too much. Find something else to read, or go out and do something. He'll be back.

 

[Silver Octopus]

How much stuff do you reckon Chris just forgets about?
Did he just forget about that $120,000 check from Jeff Ouzos, or about the sex contest for the lesbian's child, or Sonichu Entertainment of America company, or Stephanie Bustcakes, or the Best-Buy and Gamestop boycotts?
That stuff was all like last year and he never brings it up, did he forget about it, or did he just stop caring, or has he realised how stupid it was and hopes not talking about it will mean we'll eventually forget about it?

 

[Napalmxxx2]

How much stuff do you reckon Chris just forgets about?
Did he just forget about that $120,000 check from Jeff Ouzos, or about the sex contest for the lesbian's child, or Sonichu Entertainment of America company, or Stephanie Bustcakes, or the Best-Buy and Gamestop boycotts?
That stuff was all like last year and he never brings it up, did he forget about it, or did he just stop caring, or has he realised how stupid it was and hopes not talking about it will mean we'll eventually forget about it?

Chris seems to forget his "sweethearts" after breakups, as for the sex contest that requires exercise and physical movement. The final nail actually is this: He lives in a fantasy world deluding himself just for self gratification despite how destructive the artificial burgers from Mc Donalds are to his heart. As for Sonichu I think that died out awhile back because he's not just forgetful but he's LAZY as hell.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Saw a sticker on a car today mourning "Robert Chandler". I took a photo of it to check the dates and name later. It wasn't our Bob, but it was still weird.
How many Chandlers in the area can there be? I guess it's a pretty common name.

 

[Lipitor]

How much stuff do you reckon Chris just forgets about?
Did he just forget about that $120,000 check from Jeff Ouzos, or about the sex contest for the lesbian's child, or Sonichu Entertainment of America company, or Stephanie Bustcakes, or the Best-Buy and Gamestop boycotts?
That stuff was all like last year and he never brings it up, did he forget about it, or did he just stop caring, or has he realised how stupid it was and hopes not talking about it will mean we'll eventually forget about it?

It's like asking your dog how he feels about all the times he got riled up... Most of the squirrel's he barked at through the window he's forgotten as the day passes. He'll harbor grudges against the mail man.. because how dare that guy come up on my territory and make a noise everyday for years.. He basically just reacts on instinct.