Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

EVERY choice he makes is fucking retarded. He had to have his 4X jersey printed up with his fucking Twitter handle, instead of a more normal and less pathetic "Scalfani."

Putting your own name on a jersey always seemed dumb to me. You aren't on the team. Get a blank one if you aren't a fan of a specific player.

I’m not sure if this makes it better or worse but Jakatak was his radio DJ name.

Absolutely dumber. Didn't know this part of Fatty lore.

Whenever I see "Jakatak" I think of some pervert going into a frenzy and furiously masturbating.

I'm sure he would if he could during a football game.

Fuck me. I just watched like 3 minutes of that video and I can't take it anymore. The sheer level of pants on head stupidity is painful. It also makes me glad I ditched Zuccbook a long time ago.

Oh yeah, FB became a haven for retarded conspiracy theories, bullshit pseudoscience, and so on because they could have their dumb conversations and keep "them" out with little effort. Not understand the details of modern science and medicine I can understand, but most of these people seem to not have an elementary school level education regarding science and medicine. But that's still not even getting into the fully delusional morons like the nachtwaffen bullshit(Oki's weird stories on youtube covered it in the video about infiltrating a conspiracy cult). Without much effort, so long as you can slap a christian spin on it, Fatty will believe just about anything these days because it'll make him feel smarter and more important that he knows something other people don't.

 

[ZipDisk]

JAKATAK MOTHERFUCKER! THE CHRONIC WHAT ARTERY CLOGGA.

Also I went and checked, the discount program for Jack in the box is indeed the Jack Pack. I'm pissed because I missed out on dollar giant tacos.

I got locked out of facebook for 3 days for quoting the puerto rican whore scene from the sopranos. Facebook is retarded.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack simps for Israel

Jack on Biden

No comment

How is this relevant??

 

[Super Hans v2]

How is this relevant??

It's not in the slightest, but that has to be the most impressions he's ever had on a single Twitter post. He must have seen all the bots advertising OnlyFans on Youtube livestreams and thought it a smart thing to emulate.

 

[ZipDisk]

I think Jack is stating the opposite, that God supports Israel and America doesn't.

Which is still wrong, The US is sending a carrier group.

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I think he's trying to get a meal out of ol' Joe Chavez, which is gross. Jack shouldn't try to be a FUCKING SPONGING PARASITE COMMUNIST.

 

[desudesu]

Someone made a video showing Jack's decline from 2008. Pretty dark.

I think there needs to be more of such videos, rather than the same tired trope of "haha, pink chicken/party cheese salad" videos being made ad nauseam.

 

[Polska krowa]

High in protein and low in fat. If you can get past the "ick" factor it's no different than eating a cow or chicken. Do I want to try bugs? Not really. But if it was turned to powder and didn't have a weird smell / taste I'd be fine with it.

Land insects are haram, they'll never be able to replace ingredients with bugs without being complately explicit about doing so in this day and age. The shitstorm would be too much, especially in the countries affected by the horse meat scandal (predominantly the UK).

Reluctantly, this is probably gonna be a muslim W for all of us

 

[ZipDisk]

"You will eat the bugs" implicitly implies that the masters will not. It's for the slaves. The Pod Dwellers. The Bughives.

The Masters will still have caviar and filet mignon. You won't. Re-up for disney plus, it's $30 more this month.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Whenever I see "Jakatak" I think of some pervert going into a frenzy and furiously masturbating.

At a bus stop, probably.

 

[30+GameOvers]

Speaking of bugs, I wonder if fatty would eat one of those tarantula or grasshopper "snacks" if somebody told him it was the trendy new thing that will give him a ton of fans and money? Maybe make some shit up how they're very healthy for you but the government doesn't want you to know, he's just dumb enough to believe it.

 

[Tiresome]

Speaking of bugs, I wonder if fatty would eat one of those tarantula or grasshopper "snacks" if somebody told him it was the trendy new thing that will give him a ton of fans and money? Maybe make some shit up how they're very healthy for you but the government doesn't want you to know, he's just dumb enough to believe it.

He believes literally any idiot thing Charles tells him. That's about the only person who could get him to eat a cricket. Sideways first of course.

 

[Sonic T]

Who wants to meet Fatty in person? I'm sure fast food employees can't wait to host the great and admirable Jack Scalfani.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Who wants to meet Fatty in person? I'm sure fast food employees can't wait to host the great and admirable Jack Scalfani.

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Oh good, a real-life live stream. I can't imagine that going poorly.

Oh to be a fly on the wall at that location, to see the type of people who'd actually show up to interact with Jack in person.

 

[Delilah Radio Show]

Get you Valentine themed shirts just in time for Halloween! What in the cheap ass Fiverr commissioned [OBJ] #graphicdesignismypassion hell is this shit?

 

[AnOminous]

Jack on Biden

Fun fact, virtually every President has built miles of wall since at least Reagan (who also had one of the biggest immigration amnesties). In fact, Obama built about as much as Trump did. And Biden didn't even slow down.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack simps for Israel

Jagoff only simps for Israel because he's been told to.

Him, and the rest of his churchy friends, want Israel to be a state because they need every single Jew to go back to Israel before Jesus comes back. Although that hasn't stopped some of the more unhinged ones to call this the start of Armageddon or the beginnings of WWIII.

Who wants to meet Fatty in person? I'm sure fast food employees can't wait to host the great and admirable Jack Scalfani.

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You know that place will be swarmed with people asking him about the Party Cheese Salad or just filming to see him sitting there alone with his food.

Fun fact, virtually every President has built miles of wall since at least Reagan (who also had one of the biggest immigration amnesties). In fact, Obama built about as much as Trump did. And Biden didn't even slow down.

Yeah but it's a dog whistle to a lot of people.

 

[Fortnite Bear]

Who wants to meet Fatty in person? I'm sure fast food employees can't wait to host the great and admirable Jack Scalfani.

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I hope Judy Stroyer makes it out. She’s Jack’s biggest fan!

 

[rubytintedchix]

Get you Valentine themed shirts just in time for Halloween! What in the cheap ass Fiverr commissioned [OBJ] #graphicdesignismypassion hell is this shit?

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This one is the best of the bunch “ITS NOT ABOUT ME T” aka “ITS NOT ABOUT MEAT”

Really if he changed out “not” with the word “all” it would be accurate.

Spoiler: Reminder

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This one is the best of the bunch “ITS NOT ABOUT ME T” aka “ITS NOT ABOUT MEAT”

Really if he changed out “not” with the word “all” it would be accurate.

Spoiler: Reminder

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Of course it's all about the meat. Why do you think he eats his burger like a taco? So the meat is the first thing to hit his tongue.

And from the spoiler, nothing screams professional like a Gmail address.

 

[desudesu]

This one is the best of the bunch “ITS NOT ABOUT ME T” aka “ITS NOT ABOUT MEAT”

Really if he changed out “not” with the word “all” it would be accurate.

Spoiler: Reminder

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Oh right, who can forget that. Jack actually thinks his graphic design skills are top notch.