Fuck, you beat me to it.
I don't think they give a fuck what the yokels think.
I was just talking about this in the comicsgate thread a number of days ago. I said Riley would likely continue to escalate and we would get to laugh at the bodycam footage when he gets arrested. Apparently he didn't need to escalate! This was all the cops needed. I can't imagine he's likely to see any real punishment for this, but I don't know the US system well enough to say that with confidence. What ever the case, Lord almighty I am here for this disaster-piece of internet history.
I honestly wonder if Riley can control his impulses long enough to avoid further trouble. Or will he escalate and make my dream come true of taser bodycam footage?
INCROYABLE!
I’m pretty sure this is a squirt gun considering the magazine and trigger guard is fused plastic. Even funnier if he’d actually pose with a real firearm with a shirt that said drugs. Despite all the decriminalization on the state level it’s still a federal felony if you have a firearm and drugs, and you cannot be legally sold a guy on a 4473 if you are a drug user.
Yeah, but I don't think it matters if it's fake for the purposes of them bolstering a harassment and stalking case against Riely though. His Twitter is almost nothing but him threatening and shit-talking July.
Riley has a micropeen lol
"An employee of notorious alt-right comedian Dax Herrera, known online as Dick Masterson, recently tresspassed and vandalised the property of small, black business owner Eric D July. July, who has been experiencing verbal and racist harassment from Herrera and his co-host Christopher "Vito" Gesualdi, claimed he was lucky that the employee was not shot."
It's not a real gun, but the law doesn't care if you really have a gun in your pocket or if it's just your finger when you rob a bank. When you're clearly harrassing someone and then write threatening messages while holding what appears to be a firearm, it's not your victim's responsiblity to make a /k/ thread to ID what gun you're holding. It's not like he's holding a super soaker or something that would be obvious to a non-gatfag.
Small dick energy is so real. You can always tell.
It is nothing to be ashamed of
That's got the timeline wrong. The report is dated to the early morning hours of September 27.
Its pretty sad when Ralph is bigger and just a bit taller. Embarrassing. I for one hopes he keeps amping up his small dick energy, keep going Riley! You can do it!
Imagine being shorter and even more retarded than Ethan Ralph. Congratulations you Lollipop Guild felon faggot.
Frank was likely willing to die to fuck with Boogie, Riley is a bitch and therefore not as entertaining.
Someone who doesn't care about Riley needs to bitch slap him until he pisses himself and cries.
Does not help that this is going into an election year. A 2010 analysis by Carlos Berdejó and Noam Yuchtman found for Washington judges
It is important to note that the sentencing is only for those cases of violent crimes
Even though the study was on Washington Superior Court Judges and over 15 years ago it is not a stretch to assume the judges and district attorneys up for reelection in 2024 in Texas might feel the pressure to be hard on crime. Don't think Riley really understands how badly he may have messed up. Combine the minuscule online interest in the case, an excuse to test the recently revised law, a fat retarded out of state citizen, and an election year to create a situation where the unlikely outcomes now become real possibilities.
