October 1, 2019
JFG
This alcohol? Was there alcohol in there, Mama JF? I really don't understand what it is. For the first time in my life, I'm drinking something I have no idea what that is. What is it?
Élora
Oh, JF, you diss him!
JFG
I dissed him?
Élora
Yeah!
JFG
Ba ba bom!
Élora
Did it help you?
JFG
What's this? [points to drink]
Élora
Because I'm sorry because I heard a voice in my head that said, you need to give him the drink.
JFG
But what is it?
Élora
It is... is it a brandy?
JFG
Brandy?
Élora
Yeah, and this juice. Because, uh...
JFG
Brandy and juice.
Élora
Yes! Did it help you?
JFG
Yes, it's great. I mean, I'm very happy to be drinking this. And uh, yeah, I've experienced... it did taste like alcohol. So I was suspecting that there was alcohol in there. How are you doing, people of the regular chat? I don't have much news items to cover tonight. What are you doing, Mama JF?
Élora
I want to say something, I think.
JFG
Oh, you want to co-host the show?
Élora
Yes!
JFG
What is it?
Élora
Look! Go over there.
JFG
What? Oh, you want me to... Well... If I go away, you can host the show.
Élora
Oh, can I?
JFG
But do not violate YouTube rules.
Élora
Okay.
JFG
Do not violate YouTube rules. Alright?
Élora
Okay. Okay, so everybody, how are you today? I will be telling you something. Okay, so everybody, let me talk to you about JF dick. JF dick is so great. Oh my God, like I put it inside of me and I was like... I was feeling like born again. It was like so great. It's marvelous. It's the best thing I experienced in my whole life.
It was like so great. And it's so beautiful. And like wow, seriously. It was like... It was incredible. JF dick. It was the most beautiful thing I ever see in my life. Like seriously.
Okay. And now I want to do something. I want to make a speech, okay? JF, I want to make a speech.
JFG
Okay, didn't you speak while I was going?
Élora
Yes.
JFG
Oh, you want me to go sit there?
Élora
Yes.
JFG
Okay. What's up?
Élora
Okay, so look everybody. Hello.
JFG
Hello.
Élora
I wanted to tell you today I was feeling very good. I don't know why but I feel like there's a party in my head. And I don't know if you remember all day I told you it looks beautiful outside. And I think it's because it's the Equinox.
JFG
The Equinox?
Élora
Equinox.
JFG
This moment that starts the fall. The moment at which the days are longer or something like that.
Élora
Yes, I feel something crazy, like, I heard the music everywhere. And that was so great, okay. And I just wanted to tell you like everywhere in Montreal I would just go outside and make a party like.
JFG
[laughs]
Élora
Seriously, like we should go there. It's so great.
JFG
So you are feeling happy and everything.
Élora
Yes, didn't you feel it today was like a party like.
JFG
Yes, Mama JF was telling me all day, you know, I'm feeling a special feeling.
Élora
Yes, special feeling. Don't you feel this?
JFG
I'm feeling this but it's pretty much an everyday experience. You know it's not like suddenly today everything changed. I'm always like this. I'm always on the party life.
Élora
Yes, always like party life.
JFG
What do you think of life with me? Do you enjoy? Do you find this bizarre? What is it like to live with JF?
Élora
JF is like a meme. He always dance like this.
JFG
I dance like this?
[the video cuts here]
Élora
William Reich is a pedophile, okay? And I was hooked on his book for a long time. I read all of his books and he's a fucking pedophile so don't listen to him. Because my ex-boyfriend he fucking hooked me on the pedophile thing.
JFG
Okay.
Élora
And it was no good, okay. Don't listen to him. Like children they can have a... show the camera.
[cuts again]
Élora
He's a pedophile.
JFG
Okay.
Élora
Seriously, he's a pedophile. And before my ex-boyfriend he brainwashed me into being a pedophile. And I'm so sorry because I go to the rave. I go to people in Montreal. I told them children have sexuality.
JFG
Okay, so essentially they were trying to introduce memes in your brain that, oh, maybe pedophilia is okay.
Élora
Yes.
JFG
And now you've rejected these memes. It was crap.
Élora
It's so bad. No, look, sure children can have sexuality but is it good? Is it something that we want?
JFG
Alright, wonderful.
Élora
No, it's not good.
[cuts again]
JFG
Alright, Mama JF I need to finish this show. So are you done?
Élora
Ok, so I just finished my thing. Look everyone, let's just make a party. And we're gonna be alright.
JFG
Yes, we're gonna be alright.
Élora
I love you. [kisses JFG]
JFG
Alright, thank you so much for your contribution. Mama JF must have been drinking more of the brandy that she sent me. Because she sent me a small portion. But she must have been drinking all of it. Now I'm starting to think my brandy bottle may be empty.
Élora
Ok, I bring you some more.
JFG
Ok, you bring me some more. Alright.
[cuts again]
JFG
Absolutely, this is what I... Oh my god, you drank all of the brandy.
Élora
No, I just wanted to tell you the brandy is no more.
JFG
The brandy is no more?
Élora
The brandy is no more. What are we gonna do?
JFG
Well, we have other bottles. It's not like it's dramatic, but that's a lot of alcohol, Mama JF.
Élora
Look, that's a green juice.
JFG
Ah, you mixed it with some Brisk tea. Alright, keep that out of the...
Élora
Okay, bye.
JFG
Bye bye.
[cuts again]
JFG
MinaMargaux says JF, ultimately, do you want babies or not? I have plenty of babies and I'm on a production spree. You have no idea. Don't forget, because I see a lot of you guys were like, JF, when are the babies coming? Dude, you have no idea. You don't know how many babies I... Hello, Mama JF.
Élora
You don't know how many babies, but I'm just telling you, on the 3 of October, there's a little rise in temperature happening.
JFG
[laughs] Alright, alright, alright. She's giving all sorts of details now. Sleep well. Oh, Mama JF.
Élora
Hey, I heard someone said, she's planning. I'm not planning. JF told me that. JF is fucking watching the thing.
JFG
JF understands reproductive cycles. JF measures temperatures. We're not going to trust Mama JF with the calculation of her ovulation. After all, I'm a surgeon.