Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Windy Moors]

Teehee fatty is mad. Doubt she will ever let this go. Would love to see her expression and demeanour as she types out these seething screeds.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

it’s all so tiresome

 

[Burger King]

it’s all so tiresome

Dont like it? Dont watch!

 

[Doxmatix]

Her last manic cartoon was the whispery fast food order ASMR which involved bitter poisoned burgers and a promise to “become part of the 34% obesity rate statistic for the country, Sir.” The time before featured cheese houses and running over an animal with her car. With that in mind, let’s have a look at her latest skit and see if there are any subtle insights to what our Porcine Princess could be worrying about.

From the POV of the caller:

• Police are dumb and don’t take her seriously
• Police constantly tell her to calm down and stop shouting at them
• A person turning shades of purple is a sign of impending death
• Refuses to answer the question “how long have you been married ma’am?”
• She and her husband are in their “new house”
• She raises the issue of budget cuts and is told “I’m gonna need you to shut your mouth”
• The husband has a hole in his neck and can’t talk anymore (or hyuck hyuck)
• She is desperate to “stop the bleeding” but doesn’t know how and the ‘husband’ dies

Well I was wrong. Doesn’t look like any unresolved issues, fears or problems are bubbling under the surface of that cartoon at all.

 

[Hijabpeejob]

• Refuses to answer the question “how long have you been married ma’am?”

She seemed genuinely angry answering her cartoon self with this question. "Why does it matter?! Are you HOIGH??!!"

Are we trying to get papers from nosy authorities who dare to question the sincerity of a deeply indebted Canadian who resembles a snow man constructed of multiple garbage bags overfilled with lard stacked sloppily atop one another? A maiden who is scarred with pox of acne, herpes, and diabetic rashes, who, by pure kismet, married a flattened-empty headed Syrian who fled to Kuwait to pursue his talents in Pokemon go and 'keyboard for retarded children music therapy"

Why are they so drugged and deranged to question such a union? Just because mere weeks before their marriage she streamed to all the world "Who wants Canadian citizenship?" and he immediately set his sights on her and switched his tinder to Canada? Fools!

Can't they see it's true love? Why must they question this perfect union? Didn't they see the retard paw at her overstuffed cheeks like a sensory seeking autist pulling at his sensory putty?

At any rate, it's good to see she remains confident and unbothered. Otherwise she might rage post about someone finally taking good, loving care of the cat she consistently abused and neglected over the course of her li....OH WAIT

 

[One87five0]

She needs to do more hurpling/struggling videos. Tipping boats, cramming her fat ass into seats, maybe even breaking one or two, and she has to show it all. People who are fascinated by fatties will watch, and she'll get sexual deviants who might even superchat her once word gets around.

A long while ago on the cynical dude channel there was a fatty cramming herself into a chair and using a stupid sexy baby voice saying something like "I can't fit, tee hee, and I don't want to break it, tee hee" all while wiggling her lard in between the arms of the chair and staring straight at the camera.
You could see what she was trying to do.

This is the answer. The beginning of the Thailand arc was entertaining because she didn't anticipate how much she would struggle to get around as a deathfat in a country with a relatively low obesity rate. She also didn't anticipate how many stares she would elicit from the skinny locals. The tuk-tuk slip n' slide was fantastic... that Thai woman secretly recording her... chef's kiss. If she really cared about money, she would have leaned into it. The mall video was especially boring because she cut out people's reactions and the huffing and puffing. Stupid bitch. If you're going to be fat and disgusting, stop trying to act like you're not a fat, disgusting spectacle and get that coin. She should have tried to board that kiddy train... imagine how magnificent that would have been to behold. What a wasted opportunity.

If she doesn't want to go back to Canada and start smoking meth again, that's ok. But she needs to go full on hambeast and lay her fat ass bare for everyone to gawk at if she wants to earn a living on YouTube ever again. She's a piece of shit, but I would have thrown a super chat her way if she filmed herself getting into and out of her seat in that Thai movie theater... I'm sure it was hilarious. Cause fat.

 

[Boob Gravy]

Extremely high calorie human goes live to pig out on alfredo and talk inane bullshit no one cares about. Late for the archive but people don't seem to archive anything but her smaller file video content and I've been busy.

FETTUCCINE ALFREDO BEEZE!​

October 8, 2023

Spoiler: Archive

FFG learn how to fucking use adblockers you absolute dumbass, it's embarrassing for you.

Wildly inaccurate thumbs down and video tags for PINK FISH BURGER, WHOPPER JR (PLANT BASED) AND ONION RINGS MUKBANG IN BANGKOK THAILAND!



Thanks K!

Wildly inaccurate thumbs down for COUPLE TOUR ICONSIAM! BANGKOK'S LARGEST MALL!


Wildly inaccurate thumbs down and video tags for STAY ON THE LINE


Thanks K!

 

[Tal E Whacker]

It looks to me like fatso and the village idiot are not getting along too well at the moment, everything she rages about or makes stupid videos about has something to do with what is going on in her miserable life.
It could be that she is just a fucking disgusting, vile, self absorbed, obnoxious twat of course, but she will try to blame her mentulz, or medication when in reality there’s nothing EVER been diagnosed as mental health issues by anyone apart from the fat fuck herself.
She is desperate for cash and attention and will do ANYTHING to try and get both.
She thinks she is untouchable and more intelligent than everyone else, manipulating people is something she has excelled at all her life and usually deals with people to stupid to realise that ( yes, village idiot, you thick shit ) .
She is going to be completely broke very soon, and is just throwing shit at a wall seeing what sticks. When she panics about something she lashes out online because she simply has no other outlets, no friends, family avoiding her , and this is when the true fatso shows up, no real mentulz problems, just simply the vile, disgusting, selfish, fat fucker she really truly is.

 

[Dutch Courage]

It looks to me like fatso and the village idiot are not getting along too well at the moment, everything she rages about or makes stupid videos about has something to do with what is going on in her miserable life.
It could be that she is just a fucking disgusting, vile, self absorbed, obnoxious twat of course, but she will try to blame her mentulz, or medication when in reality there’s nothing EVER been diagnosed as mental health issues by anyone apart from the fat fuck herself.
She is desperate for cash and attention and will do ANYTHING to try and get both.
She thinks she is untouchable and more intelligent than everyone else, manipulating people is something she has excelled at all her life and usually deals with people to stupid to realise that ( yes, village idiot, you thick shit ) .
She is going to be completely broke very soon, and is just throwing shit at a wall seeing what sticks. When she panics about something she lashes out online because she simply has no other outlets, no friends, family avoiding her , and this is when the true fatso shows up, no real mentulz problems, just simply the vile, disgusting, selfish, fat fucker she really truly is.

This is why even if she is demonetized and even deplatformed, she be around for our viewing pleasure until she plotzes.

She has no place to turn. She isn't kidding when she tells her faceless beezers she loves them, uses them for therapy, misses them, and is friends with them. They are all she has. And to put a pathetic onion on top, they are never the same beezers from month to month. One by one, every single one comes to hate her. There are new ones. Far fewer than the glory years, but still new ones. They, like all the others, are just faceless bits of type on a screen, less personal even than this discussion forum, but they are all she has.

If she and Salah separate, either by choice or by necessity, she will be absolutely alone in the world. I don't think Peetz wants her back. I don't think her own mother wants her back. There really isn't another living soul that will have her. It will be back to Tinder for her; older, fatter, and more broke than last time.

So, she needs this outlet more than ever (or so she thinks; I think her only road to sanity would be to get off the internet forever, but I also think the last sanity bus left the station thirty years ago).

It seems like her whole future is hanging in the balance of whatever she is waiting for in Thailand, as the sand sifts through the hourglass. The wait certainly isn't making her any saner or making the loving couple more in love, that's for sure. The fun thing about visas is that they don't last forever...

 

[Who Now]

Chins is the biggest idiot. She just can't stand the thought of people thinking she is a bad pet owner. Fuck anything to do with the actual pet, its all about her ego. If she weren't so stupid and just stopped talking about it, FFG and others would eventually too. But SHE keeps poking the bear. Not only that, but the way she does it so predictable anyone can say an exact time she will be ranting about something in response. She has so little imagination, she can't even come up with something new, something clever. Retard

Also, in @Who Now's clip, did she actually refer to herself as "slightly overweight?"

She also says she is "chubby" Uh , no. Chubby is how normal babies look, not like swollen beach balls

Two things would bring her views and the associated coin: a hair reveal and a supervised weigh in on a 3rd party scale (ideally preformed by medical personnel).

The funny thing is, when she goes back on another "going to get healthy" arc, she will of course want to show that she is losing a lot of weight. So she is shooting herself in the foot now by claiming she is only 350 (or whatever) because if she ever does really lose weight, she won't be able to say until she's lost enough to go below that amount.

That's a hell of a long way to go from around 450 to 350. She is too impulsive to wait that long not saying anything, even if she boosts her initial weight claim to 380 or so. She won't even get the glory of saying she lost all that weight from above 400. It's doubtful she will ever say she is above 400.

Even though ALR is batshit crazy, at least, for the most part she doesn't lie about her weight, so when she does lose, she can be honest about where she started from

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I don't think Peetz wants her back.

Since when has what Peetz wants meant anything to anyone UnMarriedHam?

He didn't even want to date her and ended up living with her and getting engaged. Now if she can just get inside his house...

 

[DongMiguel]

If Chantal is so desperate for views this Halloween, maybe she should do another cheese graveyard mukbang and talk flippantly about, oh I don't know, Waco or Oklahoma City or some shit.

 

[krazy orange cat]

If Chantal is so desperate for views this Halloween, maybe she should do another cheese graveyard mukbang and talk flippantly about, oh I don't know, Waco or Oklahoma City or some shit.

"David Koresh had a black terry cloth shirt with a rainbow across the chest teehee! This cheese is so creamy! Enyway it would have been cool if like...all of them wore shirts with rainbows right?"

 

[Tveklagriun]

I'm sorry dear farmers for being simultaneously MATI and TMI but my mother has recently suffered a heart attack, and it honestly makes my blood boil. My mother is middle-aged, skinny, active, never took any drugs in her life, took care of her family and excelled at her job all the while looking amazing. Why is life so bloody unfair?! Why is my mum bed-bound and the half-ton stinky drug fiend hasn't suffered any major consequences for her revolting life choices?
Rant over, my apologies.

 

[Suzuki Beane]

I'm sorry dear farmers for being simultaneously MATI and TMI but my mother has recently suffered a heart attack, and it honestly makes my blood boil. My mother is middle-aged, skinny, active, never took any drugs in her life, took care of her family and excelled at her job all the while looking amazing. Why is life so bloody unfair?! Why is my mum bed-bound and the half-ton stinky drug fiend hasn't suffered any major consequences for her revolting life choices?
Rant over, my apologies.

It's coming. She's rapidly reaching the point when the system starts to break at its weak points in even healthy adults.

 

[ImJustJokingGuys]

and the half-ton stinky drug fiend hasn't suffered any major consequences for her revolting life choices?

You are talking about a woman that has diabetes (cured by cocaine), no gall bladder, NAFLD, no uterus, an enlarged heart, requires a breathe machine to sleep and has had at least two blood clots in her lungs. She has collected all of those ailments before the age of 40. On top of that she has no friends, two bankruptcys, no money and no residential security.

Tell me again how she has suffered no major consequences? She is still "walking" and "breathing" but Chalal making it to 40 will be a miracle caused by genetics alone.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She left Kuwait on August 29 and by today, October 10, they have been in Thailand for 43 days, or almost a month and a half. If she was going on holiday for a fortnight, she should have been returning on September 12. No one extends a holiday for that long.

It has been discussed quite a bit of the reasons for the extension within the Farms but Chantal said absolutely nothing, hoping, I guess, that no one would notice. Of course, it is draining her resources and testing Salah's limit of this nonsense.

 

[Spinach Souffle]

You can learn more about Thailand from SansaCooks short videos than all of Chantal's put together.

 

[k0ndumba2]

If there is a God he/she/it/jersh will grace us with an immigration situation that forces Salah to return to Kuwait while barring Chins at the border. Inshallah, amen, and whatever the kikes say, because the resulting meltdown from that situation would make the Cuba rage look absolutely tame in comparison.

 

[JusesJeece]

You can learn more about Thailand from SansaCooks short videos than all of Chantal's put together.

You can search TikTok for every location that Miriam and Al-wipey have visited and learn more from any 20 second video. I calculate that in the six weeks she's been in Thailand, she has produced less than four minutes of content.