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Orkeosaurus said:
This girlfriend of his looks worryingly young. Like I've never seen that much baby fat. Mother fucker robbing both the grave and the cradle. I'm just assuming she's half a downie though. She looked normal in the other pics it's weird. Like blonde Megan vibes.
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That will be his poorly written memoir.

The Grave and The Cradle: Retard of Ages.

Although I do believe he already wrote the manifesto so I don't know.

When I don't know something about Christory I like to reread the Cwcki. It always puts a smile on my face or makes me wish I wasn't born.
 
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If this young woman is a wrangler, it really gives me hope for the system. For a fresh-faced wagie to tolerate Chris so consistently and shield others from the hugz she endures, she is doing a better job than most. If she is not a wrangler, this situation is obviously dire and the state of Virginia is to blame for whatever may come of this. Wonder if PointlessSperg knows wrangling practices for non-offenders.

Edit: Derpy thread when?
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Someone said she looked uncomfortable with Chris's affections.

I hope she's not being held hostage, being financially and sexually exploited, being forced to run him places and endure his narcissistic personality.
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What could he have on her to hold her hostage?

Chris can be devious but he isn’t smart.
Unless of course, she is very malleable and easily controlled.
 
Ogier said:
If she is not a caretaker or troll of some kind, the simplest and scariest possibility is that she is someone else that fell through the cracks, and Chris is helping her navigate through the world.
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At least she has a birth certificate.
 
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I'm leaning toward this being a legit romance between 'slow in da minds' which can go one of two ways.

One - Chris finally is in an actual, stable relationship by the willing grace of godbear. If this is the means through which he stays off the greater internet for good, then maybe the best case scenario where he just fades off into obscurity and put decades of dumb shit behind him could happen.

Two - it ends poorly because Chris, being Chris, is going to make this about him in the end and the girl at some point is going to ditch his ass.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
I'm leaning toward this being a legit romance between 'slow in da minds' which can go one of two ways.

One - Chris finally is in an actual, stable relationship by the willing grace of godbear. If this is the means through which he stays off the greater internet for good, then maybe the best case scenario where he just fades off into obscurity and put decades of dumb shit behind him could happen.

Two - it ends poorly because Chris, being Chris, is going to make this about him in the end and the girl at some point is going to ditch his ass.
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Three - he ends up killing or hospitalizing her somehow. I don’t think he would outright murder her, but if she doesn’t do something he wants her too or she talks to another man, he may try to prevent her doing these things.

I could imagine him imprisoning her or tying her up. Then forgetting to feed her or not give her water or something.
 
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FinnSven said:
Three - he ends up killing or hospitalizing her somehow. I don’t think he would outright murder her, but if she doesn’t do something he wants her too or she talks to another man, he may try to prevent her doing these things.

I could imagine him imprisoning her or tying her up. Then forgetting to feed her or not give her water or something.
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He just needs to lay on top of her and it's game over for her... Or worse: she can't retract consent if she can't breathe.
 
Optimus Prime said:
I'm leaning toward this being a legit romance between 'slow in da minds' which can go one of two ways.

One - Chris finally is in an actual, stable relationship by the willing grace of godbear. If this is the means through which he stays off the greater internet for good, then maybe the best case scenario where he just fades off into obscurity and put decades of dumb shit behind him could happen.

Two - it ends poorly because Chris, being Chris, is going to make this about him in the end and the girl at some point is going to ditch his ass.
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idk man, you look at trailer parks and other low-rent, low-energy areas and you see couples like this all over the place. I think there stands a good chance for Chris to ride out the rest of his life in obscurity just quietly consuming tax dollars and cartoons with his sweet heart until his demise.
But given how unpredictable the cwc saga has become, i'm probably being incredibly optimistic. As batshit as all this goes, who knows what we'll get. Watch him just win another contest of some variety and gets set for life.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
I'm leaning toward this being a legit romance between 'slow in da minds' which can go one of two ways.

One - Chris finally is in an actual, stable relationship by the willing grace of godbear. If this is the means through which he stays off the greater internet for good, then maybe the best case scenario where he just fades off into obscurity and put decades of dumb shit behind him could happen.

Two - it ends poorly because Chris, being Chris, is going to make this about him in the end and the girl at some point is going to ditch his ass.
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Chris is going to Revenge Porn her while they're in a relationship to prove he had sex with a woman consensually, and a lot of people here are going to watch it out of morbid curiosity, and GenoSamuel out of obligation to his chosen career
 
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InvertedGrey said:
chris chad crushing pussy while the kiwifarms seethes and suckles at the drip tap for even a morsel of cwc-data.

The future is here, and chris won.
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Of course he's getting some action. Not even his own mother could resist him. Afterall Chris is what peak male performance looks like.
 
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