Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Paranoia Machine]

We can only hope. Sadly, neither that eye condition, nor his troonism, nor his failed attempts to kill the farms, or even his degeneracy are in any way interesting. He's so unoriginal. He's so boring and ordinary. There is nothing unique or interesting about him.

Hard disagree there,
I think Elliot is a fine exhibit worth plenty of laughs. He is a eunuch in a time and place where they can't use it for any real influence.
He CLAIMS he's smarter than he is, just as he CLAIMS to be a millionaire or CLAIMS to not be a rapist while creating a literal innuendo for excusing said rape.
His need to air all of his opinions and personal information onto the world wide web gets him noticed, but his inability to understand that doing so means that when he starts acting like a massive cunt, others can use his massive online journal to document his literal crimes; that's what makes him memorable.

No, no my Saiyan Prince, Elliot is special. From his unfortunate appearance to his lack of internal monologue; he's a catch for our rogues gallery.
He may not be our Clown Prince of Crime, but he works as a nice laughable Condiment King.

 

[Temperance]

Liz Fong-Jones presented at a software development conference (GOTO Copenhagen) a week ago.

https://archive.ph/Y29kC
https://archive.ph/kCctS

I attached the slides to the bottom of this post if anyone's interested. Dong-Gone also says a recording of the presentation will be available here eventually:
https://gotopia.tech/search?filter=all&search_term=liz+fong-jones&page=0

You can get a few glimpses of him from this:

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Remember earlier this year when an obvious sockpuppet account (or paid editor) created a Wikipedia page for Honeycomb.io?
It was so painfully obvious that even the Wiki jannies couldn't justify keeping it up, so an admin deleted the page and permabanned the sockpuppet. [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]

Well... as expected, Liz Fong-Jones bided his time for awhile, and now he's trying to get the Honeycomb page restored.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Lizthegrey

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Requests_for_undeletion#Honeycomb.io

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Deletion_review/Log/2023_October_10#Honeycomb.io


The gall of this brick-headed man! Is he trying to claim that the sockpuppet who came out of nowhere to create a very flattering Wiki page for Honeycomb... was someone secretly trying to harass him?? What a horrendous liar!
(And so, of course, this means Dong-Gone was totally innocent & uninvolved in any conflict-of-interest dispute. But also, the Wiki jannies should restore the page made by that harasser for some reason.)

 

[Poonocchio]

The gall of this brick-headed man!

The fucking JAW on him. It will never not be both astounding and hilarious he was blessed with such a Chad brick head and the urge to cut off his genitals and call himself a woman. Lols.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Remember earlier this year when an obvious sockpuppet account (or paid editor) created a Wikipedia page for Honeycomb.io?
It was so painfully obvious that even the Wiki jannies couldn't justify keeping it up, so an admin deleted the page and permabanned the sockpuppet.

Meanwhile, Kiwi Farms has a (libelous) Wikipedia page. That's gotta chap his ass.

 

[Flamin Park]

I wonder if Elliots mom still weeps when she looks through old family photos, wistfully thinking of her plans for the future, and the grandchildren that would continue the Fong family line, or if she threw them all out when that selfish fuck murdered his bloodline by paying a greedy surgeon to take a scalpel to his scrotum?

Do you think she ever got over the heartbreak of Elliot choosing to chase his fetish into eunuchdom before thinking of all the sacrifices his family made so that the family would carry on?

Generations of Fongs snuffed out by Elliots selfish lust for the coom.

Broken Branch.
Father will not speak.
Mother weeps alone.

Wasn't he always 100% about the cock anyway? I don't think they were getting grandchildren either way tbh

 

[AnOminous]

Liz Fong-Jones presented at a software development conference (GOTO Copenhagen) a week ago.

Lmao he is going to COPEnhagen. After that, he's going to SEETHEnhagen. And then DILATEnhagen.

 

[Pee Cola]

Is it just me, or does it looks like LFJ is wearing a colostomy bag in this photo?

 

[AnOminous]

Is it just me, or does it looks like LFJ is wearing a colostomy bag in this photo?

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He is a colostomy bag. Imagine actually inviting this fucking brick-faced seething rapist chink to an event like he contributes anything but rape.

 

[A. G. Peak]

I wonder if he took off the mask when attendees filtered in and he realized he'd be the only weirdo wearing one. You can tell he's put on weight over the last year.

Also, this stance is hilarious.

Spoiler: 6 MB gif

 

[Poonocchio]

I wonder if he took off the mask when attendees filtered in and he realized he'd be the only weirdo wearing one. You can tell he's put on weight over the last year.

Also, this stance is hilarious.

Spoiler: 6 MB gif

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Why is he standing like that, like an uwu hair twirling anime girl. What a faggit. Lol at the finger stimming you sped.

 

[AnOminous]

I wonder if he took off the mask when attendees filtered in and he realized he'd be the only weirdo wearing one. You can tell he's put on weight over the last year.

What a sad, fat hunchback.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Is it just me, or does it looks like LFJ is wearing a colostomy bag in this photo?

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Look at the size of that fucking dome. It's like it becomes more chiseled every time I see it.
When LFJ inevitably passes away, @Procrastinhater and i laid claim to its skull. I was going to say we'd have to duel for it, but by the time Elliot dies, we will likely have to duel on it instead.

Also God almighty. I think that's a microphone box hooked to his belt under his shirt. Basically feeds to a microphone he uses to project his Kermit voice to the audience (likely about rape) and not a colostomy bag.

 

[(The REAL) Jack Torrance]

I think that's a microphone box hooked to his belt under his shirt. Basically feeds to a microphone he uses to project his Kermit voice to the audience (likely about rape) and not a colostomy bag.

Based on the gif posted above I think it just looks like that due to a shadow of someone's head being projected onto him.

 

[Poonocchio]

Based on the gif posted above I think it just looks like that due to a shadow of someone's head being projected onto him.

Imagine what the shadow of his head would be like. Would eclipse whoever stood in it's wake.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

He is a colostomy bag. Imagine actually inviting this fucking brick-faced seething rapist chink to an event like he contributes anything but rape.

I wonder if LFJ might have some troubles at his liver, kidneys or intestines?

As for Honeycomb.io entry on Wikipedia, he's lucky then it didn't inspired no one to create an entry on Metapedia or even ED.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Imagine what the shadow of his head would be like. Would eclipse whoever stood in it's wake.

Pure blackout from the density. Oh fuck. Is the sun going up and down repeatedly!? Nope, just Elliot doing situps with the sun cast at his back

 

[0 0]

He watches MATI and takes detailed notes on what Null is saying. I remember some pages back there being a post he made with timestamps from MATI episodes and summarizing what is discussed. I'm not sure if it was a leaked note or something he posted publicly. He 100% tunes in every single week.

I hope Elliot takes detailed notes on me for making the thread. My favorite fruit are blueberries.

I wonder if he took off the mask when attendees filtered in and he realized he'd be the only weirdo wearing one. You can tell he's put on weight over the last year.

Also, this stance is hilarious.

Spoiler: 6 MB gif

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You cannot sit there and honestly expect me to believe this thing is human.

 

[Pee Cola]

I think that's a microphone box hooked to his belt under his shirt. Basically feeds to a microphone he uses to project his Kermit voice to the audience (likely about rape) and not a colostomy bag.

You're probably right. I was just amused by the idea of LFJ's immune system disorder being severe enough to not only blind him, but fuck up his digestive system as well.

 

[teriyakiburns]

You cannot sit there and honestly expect me to believe this thing is human.

He's gonna carry that gunt

 

[Paranoia Machine]

You're probably right. I was just amused by the idea of LFJ's immune system disorder being severe enough to not only blind him, but fuck up his digestive system as well.

After watching the gif again like @CooterPunch.exe said, there is definitely a shadow of someone's head, but there is also a very distinct outline of something around his belt line that sticks out.
I'm not saying it can't be a colostomy bag, but the world can't be  that hilarious.
He'd be a shitbag wearing a shitbag.