Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Dean Pentel]

Calling Nick a child rapist isn’t funny. The funniest shit is stuff that might be true based upon evidence provided.

I agree. Nick is not a child rapist. I don't think he's ever raped anybody. The worst thing about Nick in relation to kids is that he's a shitty father.

Nick definitely is a two-faced coomer Jew conman (I know calling someone a Jew and a two-faced conman is redundant) that's a closeted homosexual. Pretending to like naked pictures of grandmas or nudes from 2006 isn't fooling anyone.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm sure Nick will now go back and correct the record after calling July a liar right?

*ahem*

"We won't see, we won't see."

I think he's gonna lean hard on the argument that they didn't pin Riley for trespassing, it's "just" a police report with no follow-on indictment yet, and the cops are dumb and don't understand the law.

Usually I'm not the biggest defender of the police, and they can fuck shit up at times, but Nick is full on autismo-lolbertarian and thinks he knows better than anybody else while being chronically full of shit. I think this is one case where I'd crazy not to side more with Plano's finest and the conclusion they reached.

 

[Geared Chris]

Stream Lowlights Oct 9: Better Bachelor Joins to Discuss War, Peace, Society, and Culture. Rumble here.​

"It's a weird situation."
"It's not about who's right or who's wrong."
"God does not give that much of a shit about Israel... and the reason I think this? God told the Jews 'you don't deserve this'.... when they were exiled between 18whatever and 1947...Nebuchadnezzar... Babylonians... God said 'You fucked up. You don't get to stay there.'"
- Deep thoughts by Nick Rekieta on the Israel vs Hamas conflict

Grade C+: A slog but picked up. Plenty of Kiwi-interested topics.

Notable... Maybe?

- "I've probably peaked and will die in obscurity at some point." - Rekieta

Spoiler: Kayla

"I've learned from the Internet that I've separated from my wife. I should tell her."

"We've had tons of betrayals of trust... not infidelity."

- Men "always" try to pick up Kayla in bars.

- Confirmed it was a deficiency in progesterone that caused the miscarriages. She dosed before "pregnancy time" and it was fine after that. (I'm convinced he's reading Kiwi on the daily.)

- Kayla only worked briefly, at a hotel, when they were first married, post-miscarriages. Nick discouraged it bc the money was so little.

- BetterBachelor said Kayla had better uses as a "cum dumpster". Nick laughed but verified that her actual job was to have babies. He said this unironically.

- Around 3:28:30 Rumble, discussed his not getting hard.

Spoiler: Co-op curriculum and religion

- "I'm still technically Catholic."

Maybe, on a technicality, but, also, this:

-Instead of teaching the Constitution, he will now be specifically teaching "landmark Supreme Court cases -freedom of religion, abortion, guns, and probably marriage."

- Rationale for this shift: These are the issues that conservative kids will need to debate in the real world. He then explained that these dumb kids think there are only 3 branches of government. (Ummm, there are only 3, constitutionally.) Nick says there are 5. The other two are the administrative state and the voters. (May these kids pass Politics 101 if they go to college.)

Note: Sounds to me like the parents at the co-op want him to "radicalize" their kids into specific issues. Nick emphasized how conservative the co-op is. I happen to trust religious homeschooling co-ops about as much as I trust public school education. That is, very little.

- "We go to a very conservative church." (Present tense notable.) He disagrees with his church on Young Earth Creationism and that Noah wrote the first 5 Books. He recently told his kid that parts of 2 of the books were written after Noah died. "I always have to deprogram my kids a little bit."

- Said that his debate strategy go-to (referencing July but not by name, and Twitter) is to ask people to define their terms, and when they can't, go in for the kill. (That's particularly funny considering Spaded Dave's morning clip re July.)

- Rendazza's firm made a fuss over Nick calling another lawyer (sorry, name is escaping me) there a faggat on stream. Nick had to find out if he was actually gay. He'd have apologized if he was. (The implication was that there were concerns with taking Nick on as a client.)

- "A 5'10" muscular woman should be 112 [lbs]" - NR

Spoiler: The rest

Admin/Personal:

- Went to Rumble but forgot YT Superchats. Went back to YT to read them. He blamed his brain.

- Watched Caged Fury on Twitch on Sunday. It's a film about skinny incarcerated women or something. Nick's hot take: everything was better in the 90s bc women were skinny.

- Plans to go to an upcoming Rumble event. Kayla has given him clearance. He's been invited to other Rumble events but he claims to need 5 mo advance notice.

Content (there wasn't anything pre-planned; it was a meandering discussion)

- Both believe that all the litigation with Trump will make all future presidents "machine approved." Nick believes Trump's not getting out of the NY indictments regardless of immunity or SCOTUS rulings.

- Briefly covered Mia Khalifa (former porn star) defense of Hamas and getting fired. (The tweets that Nick referenced appear to be deleted. Details here.) Nick knew that her porns were produced Bang Bros network.

- Better Bachelor thinks Khalifa would be raped a number of times for not covering up if she ever went to Palestine without proper dress. (My quick google says Hijab is not required there but I don't really know.)

- Superficial discussion about Twitter and Elon's payment plan vision. A better run down here.

- Nick thinks that politicians are using Twitter for polling.

- Nick LOVES the artist Akiane Kramarik and told the story of her Jesus painting. I found some details here.

- BetterBachelor has communicated with JustPearlyThings. Nick indicated that he'd like her on his show.

- Defined Southwest MN as a state school. Said the only drinking night was Thurs. bc other wkend days were "working days" and "farm time" (??????? Okay, I'm not from the Midwest.)

- Thinks men are getting more gay bc they care what MEN think about their looks instead of what women like. Hence long, gross beards that women hate etc. "Men need to look like money." (He's probably right on that one.)

- "We don't care if you're [wife] a CEO. We want you home when we get home...We just want you to do the everyday... we'll take care of the big shit" -NR

- Claims he got served at 8:59 at Dairy Queen when closing hour was 9 due to his Mustang.

- "Who the fuck is Matthew Shephard?" Responding to a Superchat re gay issues. Nick didn't know who he was. (And I facepalmed.)

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

"We've had tons of betrayals of trust... not infidelity."

Uhh, this seems pretty interesting. Given how Nick's lawyer brain likes to spin things I wonder what all is a "betrayal of trust" and how it relates to their fidelity.

- BetterBachelor said Kayla had better uses as a "cum dumpster". Nick laughed but verified that her actual job was to have babies. He said this unironically.

Have to wonder if Nick wouldn't have flipped out on someone a year ago calling Kayla a "cum dumpster" Seems like a real weird thing to just laugh along with.

- Went to Rumble but forgot YT Superchats. Went back to YT to read them. He blamed his brain.

His wet brain, I'm sure.

 

[Captain Manning]

"We've had tons of betrayals of trust... not infidelity."

What the fuck does that even mean?

- Said that his debate strategy go-to (referencing July but not by name, and Twitter) is to ask people to define their terms, and when they can't, go in for the kill. (That's particularly funny considering Spaded Dave's morning clip re July.)

No, Nick's go-to strategy for debates, as of late, is to build up a strawman, knock it down, and then declare victory.

Like a faggot. It's not even really a debate if you won't actually address what the other side is saying, but rather you intentionally misrepresent what the other side is saying.

In both cases that Spaded Dave clipped, Nick did exactly that. In the first case, he claimed Null asked Nick who he wanted banned from the Farms, when all Null did was inquire who the fuck Nick was even talking about in reference to neghole pozzing.

In the more recent case, Nick claimed July dodged the question as to whether a police report was filed, when July pretty clearly said yes.

Nick is a lying liar who lies.

 

[GeeWilickers47]

Nick learns about Riley's stalking charge:

I genuinely can't get over how much of a fag he sounds like in this clip. "Oh mah gawd, Riley got charged? Really???" Nick you're a 40 something year old man, did all the balldos shoved up your ass transition you?

 

[Kopasea]

We go to a very conservative church." (Present tense notable.) He disagrees with his church on Young Earth Creationism and that Noah wrote the first 5 Books. He recently told his kid that parts of 2 of the books were written after Noah died. "I always have to deprogram my kids a little bit."

May God have mercy on his kids. I can only imagine what he teaches them.

Also, Noah writing the first 5 books? I've never met someone who held that opinion before. I can't believe that I ever thought Nick was smart. He just regurgitates someone else's ideas because he's too dumb to critically think himself.

Uhh, this seems pretty interesting. Given how Nick's lawyer brain likes to spin things I wonder what all is a "betrayal of trust" and how it relates to their fidelity.

Yeah, that part is really weird. I've had plenty of disagreements with the wife, but I would never label them as harsh as a betrayal. Lends further credence to the belief that Kayla cheated on him since he probably would define cheating as "penis inserted into vagina" and not the myriad of other ways that sexual (or emotional) impropriety can rear it's ugly head in a marriage. His defense for being nude at the beach was that it's ok since it was socially acceptable where he was at. That's also his defense of posting lewds in the locals chat.

So if he's in a situation where it's socially acceptable to do something that's a betrayal of trust but not what he would consider infidelity...

Sorry for the ramble, my brain just got tied up in knots trying to understand his faggoty logic.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Also, new bull to add to Balldo's following list.


I see.

Queue up.

Hold it!

This guy is different in a crucial respect compared to others Nick has been found to be following on social media.

He's an aspiring rapper from Minneapolis. In other words, in Minnesota, not too far from where Nick lives.

And..... Wait a second. What's that?

He also has uploaded TikTok videos that appear to reference selling coke. (For those not familiar with TikTok, the platform has rather strict word filters, which is why it's typed like that.)

Spoiler: Video

Here's the link to two TikTok accounts (he appears to still be posting on both):
Old TikTok
New TikTok

Here's an Instagram story from the past week I snapped up. In this 51 second video, he twice tells his IG followers that if they want to "meet me" to go to the lobby of a hotel in downtown Minneapolis.

Here are some stills from his most recent Instagram story.... This is what Nick will be seeing if and when he swipes through his IG story queue, assuming he still follows this guy. Full minute-long video in the spoiler below.

Spoiler: Video

Why did Nick Rekieta follow this person?

 

[Peace Through Power]

"I've learned from the Internet that I've separated from my wife. I should tell her."

He really is an insufferably passive-aggressive cunt

Spoiler: Source

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_w7CXtbWFs

at around 28:40

 

[AncientPhosphur]

“Why is Nick following a coke dealer? Why is he looking more awake and alert on stream”

It’s a mystery. Not sure we can solve this one.

 

[Harm]

What, you don't follow local coke dealers who use Instagram to give advice on where and when to meet him for deals?

 

[AnOminous]

Nick definitely is a two-faced coomer Jew conman (I know calling someone a Jew and a two-faced conman is redundant) that's a closeted homosexual. Pretending to like naked pictures of grandmas or nudes from 2006 isn't fooling anyone.

I think he's just a pure coomer degenerate and would do anything or anyone just for the coom of it. I bet he'd do a 16 year old if Diddler Dax threw one his way and he could get away with it. Or get spitroasted by two Jamaican Negroes.

- Rendazza's firm made a fuss over Nick calling another lawyer (sorry, name is escaping me) there a faggat on stream. Nick had to find out if he was actually gay. He'd have apologized if he was. (The implication was that there were concerns with taking Nick on as a client.)

I thought he apologized because the dude actually is gay.

Incidentally that's an early example of Nick getting out of hand drunk back when it seemed out of character, but also back when he realized sometimes you actually should apologize if you fuck up.

Why did Nick Rekieta follow this person?

Because Nick is a genuine hood nigga.

He also has uploaded TikTok videos that appear to reference selling coke. (For those not familiar with TikTok, the platform has rather strict word filters, which is why it's typed like that.)

An eightball of snow. That's pretty unambiguous. Nick is outside of the age range where that's merely a bad idea. At his age and level of unfitness and booze abuse, that's a ticket to die. Alcohol+cocaine is a seriously bad combo at any age, but he's at the age and health where it's basically Russian roulette every time.

Cocaine and alcohol don't just have synergetic bad effects, they actually metabolize together in the liver to produce a highly toxic compound called cocethylene which is linked to a hugely increased chance of heart failure. Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

He really is an insufferably passive-aggressive cunt


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Spoiler: Source

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_w7CXtbWFs

at around 28:40

Why does this remind me of Nick Fuentes in his catboy scandal so much

edit: added the fuentes pic

 

[Null]

sheet homie i got mo' street cred than you bruh i buy coke

lmfao

i've heard that pure drugs are impossible to get in the us now and it's almost all fent

 

[Blackstar]

What's gonna kill Nick first. The alcohol, the balldo cutting off circulation to his balls until a blood clot forms and travels to his heart, a fentanyl overdose, or getting shot while in the hood with his niggas

 

[AnOminous]

sheet homie i got mo' street cred than you bruh i buy coke

lmfao

i've heard that pure drugs are impossible to get in the us now and it's almost all fent

Fent is usually used to cut smack. You aren't going to mistake it for coke. And you can get pure drugs if you have lots of money and good connections, it's just that the street level shit is almost all stepped on beyond belief.

Fent is actually high quality now compared to shit like xylazine which is basically American krokodil.

It sucks, though. I feel sorry for dumb kids getting into drugs at this day and age. You can't get real acid, it's all shitty research chemicals. You can't get smack, it's all fent and even worse stuff. You can't get cocaine, it's all cut with meth or, again, even worse stuff. Even the fake weed is absolutely fucked up shit that turns you into a face-eating monster.

There's no more fun to be had. And look at this middle-aged man diving into this degenerate shit face first. What a fucking idiot.

 

[Captain Manning]

"We go to a very conservative church." (Present tense notable.) He disagrees with his church on Young Earth Creationism and that Noah wrote the first 5 Books. He recently told his kid that parts of 2 of the books were written after Noah died. "I always have to deprogram my kids a little bit."

Also, Noah writing the first 5 books? I've never met someone who held that opinion before.

Neither have I.

It's my understanding authorship of the first five books is commonly attributed to Moses, but there has been some speculation over the years that he didn't do all of them. In either event, never have I heard anybody claim Noah wrote all five books.

Amusingly, Nick is also wrong: Noah was dead before the period depicted in Exodus, the second book. See Genesis 9:29. At most, he probably could have only authored Genesis. Nick saying that 2 of the books were written after Noah died is dead wrong. It's more like 4. So if his kids were programmed wrong, Nick didn't deprogram them right.

Meanwhile, in the same stream he gives hot takes on the Israel/Palestinian conflict and I guess facies himself an expert on Jewish history now.

What, pray tell, is Nick not an expert in?

This is almost all besides the point though. It's obvious those kids are not being brought up in a Christian household, and his claims to the contrary all bullshit.

EDIT: Elaboration and source.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Zoomers have told me instagram is what a lot of drug dealers use to communicate and most don't really hide what they're selling.
IIRC, that one central/south american guy who shot up a school had his "homies" using the publicity on instagram to advertise their drugs.

 

[AnOminous]

Amusingly, Nick is also wrong: Noah was dead before the period depicted in Exodus, the second book. At most, he probably could have only authored Genesis. Nick saying that 2 of the books were written after Noah died is dead wrong. It's more like 4.

Balldo Man, Biblical scholar. Watch him be wrong in a dozen different ways while denying the divinity of Christ and claiming to be a Christian at the same time. Eat shit Nick you drunken drug addicted pervert.

 

[Geared Chris]

Also, Noah writing the first 5 books?

I'm going to find the timestamps. I listened to it 2x and am pretty sure he said Noah. Will circle back a little later.