Estrogen-weed dementia saga would be horrifying from a medical standpoint but comical from a constantly online twitter retardation standpoint. "You can just BE a girl" to "WHERE DID MY PENIS GO?" Sad but evocative and kiwis the world over will react with strong, strong emotions, movie of the year (nomiated black comedy).
I genuinely feel bad if Kevin is developing memory problems but I'm soft and it's an issue closer to me. I don't want to lose our favorite transformers cow early!
I would get told by girls constantly that they were jealous of my eyelashes and hoo boy it gave me Feelings"
Erotic Target Location Error is one hell of a drug. Most men would feel flattered a chick called them pretty, or embarrassed if they're insecure. How do you get the Feelings
from something so innocuous that not all females have.
When will I stop reading this as "For Fuck's sake"?
648 hours to perfect the Pokemon Legends Arceus Pokedex
You know, I haven't played the game but I remember clocking in 300 hours into a Pokemon game over the course of a year or so since I was playing it with friends. How the fuck does he fail so hard at it?
To give Kiwis an idea on how long that is, that's 81 days of 8 hour gaming sessions. That would be nearly 3 months of wake up, spend 4 hours tweeting/blue skying and eating, 8 hours playing Pokemon, then back to bed.
What I'm trying to say is how do you fuck up so hard you need 648 hours, 27 straight days, of gaming to complete the fucking Pokedex in Arceus? The average time to 100% completion is
77.5 hours according to other users. Kevin took EIGHT TIMES LONGER to beat the goddamn game. EIGHT. I would have understood 3 times, but fucking
eight? Did he just leave his console on without entering sleep mode for days on end? For fuck's sake!
I guess when you live to consoom and consoom to live, everything looks like a product to be forked over on demand as long as you pay for it, even body-altering surgical procedures performed under general anesthesia.
And he's not even using his own money: he's using mommy gooberment's health insurance. So if he dislikes it, he just nags to his mom who makes it all better for him without having to spend a single dime. I'd hate to have him as a child.
I also wonder if Kevin wouldn't be shooting himself in the foot by openly stating "If I don't get the FF mommy milkers of my dreams, I'll just tell them I still have dysphoria!" in a public forum like that if he actually tried to press the issue down the line.
BlueSky is invite only at the moment, and even when it comes out of the hugbox I don't know if any medical staff type people have the patience to sift through it. Weening would likely be the only way he'd get caught.
Saw a headline the other day that said a Danish study found that trans women taking estrogen are 95% more likely to have heart disease than men not taking it.
Oopsie doopsies! KevKev & Co better be careful.
To be fair, Kevin's diet and lifestyle would likely lead him down that route anyway.
Wow. No wonder he has no friends except for fellow autists. He doesn't know how to talk about anything unless it's about himself.
It's one of his big entertainment charm factors to me. Look at that, how self centered and blissfully at peace in his own little world. Took him years to get out of the amdenial phase for the amhole, a hole he dug for himself with poor care and too high of expectations. Kevin's blithe spirit and happy attitude is a hilarious contrast to his Mxtress and friends' lives burning down around him.
