So there's this TF2 playing gentleman called
Tango Mike Mike. He plays a lot of Skial 24/7 Combat Surf.
A lot.
A little context: TF2 has many game modes and community servers. One gamemode is combat surf, which a popular gamemode where you can surf around the map using ramps on the Source engine. If you fail the map, you get put in a team deathmatch arena where you can either killbind, or fight the other players and get sent back to the beginning of the map to start the surf map over again.
A typical combat surf map. Fall into the void and be sent into the arena. There are hidden spots for those who complete the map to shoot at those unskilled players who fail the map.
Tango Mike Mike does not do this. Instead, he goes Pyro, and instantly jumps into the void, and flames everyone in the Team deathmatch.
As a matter of fact, right as I'm writing this, he is in game in Skial 24/7, jumping into the void and burning people right now.
Now all this is not abnormal. Tango is your typical unskilled player who plays team deathmatch on a surf map. However, you'll notice two things.
First, Tango has a huge number of hours in Team Fortress 2.
25,359 hours on record. That's equivalent to 3170 days, for 8 hours a day, every day, without taking a single day off. Or, if averaged across 7 years,
nine hours a day, without taking a day off. And while much of that nighttime was spent idle, Tango still spends a much of his waking hours on TF2, as he plays virtually no other video game. Additionally, he almost exclusively plays Skial 24/7 Combat Surf, and is even proud of his achievement of getting over 100,000 kills in a season of Skial Surf (which is not primarily a deathmatch gamemode).
More importantly, Tango
doesn't even know how to surf, which is absurdly funny in itself, despite spending thousands of hours on surf gamemode.
Second, despite being the most active member of Skial Surf, Tango has triggered a ton of users on Skial Surf, because he has an obnoxious voice and mic spams "AFTERBURN!" every time he gets a kill. When he gets muted, he will go to the Skial forums and complain about his ban (
voicespam,
more voicespam from a triggered furfag,
racism to a janny). He's obviously mentally disabled and doesn't have a job, so Skial 24/7 Combat Surf is his only social outlet, and it's hilarious what this particular retard does with his life.
If you go on Skial 24/7 Combat Surf during any North American waking hour, there's a good chance you will see him deathmatching as Pyro.
Summary: Tango is just a special needs man (who can't ramp surf) who spent the last 7 years of his life obsessively deathmatching on a single ramp surfing server. He isn't a bad guy, just spends time in a very strange way.
Edit: I don't think he deserves a full thread because he's just a very peculiar retard who has been the mascot of a very retarded community. All the content about Tango are videos that other people put up of him, I think he barely learned how to read and write, much less use social media or post a video.
