Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Dude wtf is that trailer?? There's random like porn shots? And dez 2.0 crying that she can't imagine life without him??

This is fucking awful

She's crying because she can't imagine going back to an iPhone 12 and living in her parents' trailer. For a session of HAMS a week she gets her own room, a new phone and all the weed she can smoke.
 
Boogie is on Twitter doing the whole "I hope people learn to not be me, I'm a role model" wise sage shit.
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Literally boogie wants other people to do the opposite of what he does daily but goes online and talks down to people like a wise sage giving advice.

Boogie has told his story 100 times but he thinks it's a story still worth telling and says it's not for YouTubers who take what he said online and criticize him. Like low iq. He hasn't learned shit.

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This is part of another pity, pathetic boogie with the end stating that now he had a gf and is "doing better"

The doing better cycle for the 1000th time.
 
The dork, fat life of Beggie2988 and his sped Dez.

The softcore porn is nightmarish. Does he really think this is going to work? I'm convinced he has a humiliation fetish.

Would be a Halloween miracle if Clum has tricked him. And treats everyone to a scathing doc that reveals everything.
 
The dork, fat life of Beggie2988 and his sped Dez.

The softcore porn is nightmarish. Does he really think this is going to work? I'm convinced he has a humiliation fetish.

Would be a Halloween miracle if Clum has tricked him. And treats everyone to a scathing doc that reveals everything.

I believe they are both hoping to profit from this and might even have a profit sharing agreement.
 
I guess this confirms he didn't pay off his house when he was living large.
iirc (and I may not be) I believe at the time of his divorce his house was pretty much all payed off, but he had to take a second mortgage out for some reason, I think to buy out Dez's half? or something like that. I'm not too sure, but I'm pretty sure it had something to do with the divorce.
 
There's a trope I've noticed time and time again. Where the pretty girl enters a man's life and solves all his problems (mostly mental/emotional) for him. She's faithful and is never a burden on him. This is essentially modern man's prince charming. All the man needs is a woman to enter his life and fix it for him. Any emotionally mature adults knows this is not the case. A relationship can be nice but it also tacks on a shit ton of new responsibilities and conflicts. Relationships will always require some sacrifice and, of course, your personal issues are your own. You will find a lot of women bitching on the internet that men see them as therapists and dump their emotional issues on them. At the end of the day it's Boogies fault he is fat and Dezi doesn't have much power in forcing him into living a healthy life.
Mike Clum doesn't respect women, big suprise for a media producer! My theory is that Boogie and Mike are pimp-, er I mean promoting Dezi's new modeling career. Dezi playing the loving youthful girlfriend would potentially attract man children like Boogie and convince them to sign up for her onlyfans. Suprised Mike decided to show her naked body on YouTube but for some reason there were no clips of Frank Hassle. Wouldn't you think death threats and guns are dramatic enough?
 
$163k is more than a median sale price for Fayetteville a few years ago ($119k in 2018 according to Redfin).
He is either 100% retarded for not paying that shit off immediately. Or (this is what I suspect) he has remortgaed many times. Another I suspect is taking collateral to pay for Marcos Pizza and Funko Pops

Would be interesting to see if Fayetteville has some sort of property or land registry with public info regarding this. Might be a but autistic to say but I just can't wrap my head around not being able to pay it off within the first 10 years. Considering his many claims of "five figures" and "crypto millionaire"

EDIT: did some browsing. Found a website with info (Publicly available online btw) that lines up on the divorce year. I was wrong. No refinancing. Says the loan amount of 2018 was 208,000. Meaning in 6 years he's paid roughly 45k? Or 7,500 a year

Date of purchase in 2015 has the loan amount as 223,200 so for 2015 to 2018 it was paid around 15,000. Or 5,000 a year.

Seems awful low for payments yearly. Or I'm not understanding
 
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Seems awful low for payments yearly. Or I'm not understanding
No, you've probably right, Boogie is just an impulsive imbecile who would pay his mortgage with what was left after his immediate gratifications.

It's actually impressive that Boogie was such a big youtuber and pissed away all of his money without:
- having anything to show for it
- spending it on himself, he just waddles in his crusty black sweatpants as 20 years ago

It's remarkable, if it wasn't Boogie you would think the guy just stashed all his money in an offshore account for some reason.
 
Remember boogies $7000 dollar a month expenses, he put in $2000 as a mortgage payment, its clear now that was a lie given the figures shown above, i dont know what interest rates in the states are like but its clear he isnt paying more than $1000 a month for a mortgage so im sure everything else on that list, medical expenses, paying chad was massively over estimated, probably as much as twice going by the mortgage.
 
Yeah this trailer is gay. What's up with the sex? Is boogie that desperate to show he's some sort of pussy slaying Chad that he had to beg clum to film this shit? Not to mention the poorly acted dramatic crying by Dez. The fact that boogie is claiming that this is a REAL documentary done by people who bothered to listen to him and not some stranger tells me it's going to suck his cock. I will watch it when it comes out, preferrably without giving any views, but I won't keep my hopes up.
 
Remember boogies $7000 dollar a month expenses, he put in $2000 as a mortgage payment, its clear now that was a lie given the figures shown above, i dont know what interest rates in the states are like but its clear he isnt paying more than $1000 a month for a mortgage so im sure everything else on that list, medical expenses, paying chad was massively over estimated, probably as much as twice going by the mortgage.
Well let's do some more math ;)

USA had a interest rate of 3.5% to 4.7%. Using both these numbers and 25 year amortization to give benefit if the doubt...

Keeping in mind in 2018 the loan amount listed is 208,000

To pay 2,000 monthly at 3.5% would mean the loan amount is just under 400,000

To pay 2,000 monthly at 4.7% would mean the loan amount is just around 350,000

Full sale amount listed for 2015 is 279,000. And property tax assessment (a value that doesn't necessarily tie to sale price) is 238,000.

This doesn't mean tubby isn't paying 2k a month. He for sure could be in order to meet his amortization in 2033 if he makes it. I suspect this is the reason he gave 2k as an answer. Panick paying. Or he's lying

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So 2k a month. That's 24,000 a year...
24,000 goes into 163,000 8.6 times. His amortization is up Nov 2033. That's 9 years away.

He might actually not be lying here guys. I can't believe I'm even saying that.

Still massive retarded moment for not having it paid asap. As mortgage rates in 2015 are considerably lower than the 7 to 7.8 I'm seeing online now
 
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based on this trailer of absolute bullshit I can see that Mike Clum is a cucked ass boogie bitch. He fell hook line and sinker for his sob story. casting boogie as some sort of misunderstood, tragic hero is some faggot ass shit.

I'm not sure. I struggle to imagine anybody watching that trailer and thinking ANYTHING besides Boogie is the scum of the earth.

The choice of 'Creep' as a soundtrack seems to me to be Clum's subtle commentary on what he thinks of Boogie. He might be letting him hang himself through his own words, but the choice of that song makes it pretty obvious that Clum thinks he's as repellant as the rest of us do.

Nobody's going to watch this and think, 'Oh, what a nice guy. I must subscribe to his channel.' They're all going to think as we do:

DIE, BOOGIE, DIE!
 
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