Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Sorry to doublepost.

I caught the beginning of Tuesdays with Cecil this evening while he was solo.

Chat asked him of his opinion on the state of the Eric July drama.

Cecil answered that he hadn't been following recent developments that closely.

He did say though that he was under the impression that Nick had suddenly gone quiet and was lying low because Nick had initially overestimated how much anyone liked Dick Masterson in the Comicsgate community.

 

[Ol' Slag]

How often is Nick drunk on stream? Are his kids still around him on a daily basis? I'm surprised his antics haven't had CPS called on him yet.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Women don't hate beards, they just have the market is over saturated. We can see the same thing with women and tattoos, a woman with a tattoo is less sought after than a woman without because every woman seems to have them. The real reason men aren't maintaining their facial hair is they are depressed. You have the whole system beating on them. From telling them they are evil just for existing to eroding their family by telling them it's great their mom is on onlyfans because at least she's making money. They have no safety net.

He isn't wrong about the money bit but that is just straight up PUA stuff passed down from forever. Women will overlook a lot of stuff if they think you are wealthy. Maybe next he'll suggest men start doing this new thing called 'negging,' I hear it's super effective.

Not the only reason women with tattoos are disliked. Its also a sign of mental illness, poor decision making skills and poor long-term planning.

 

[Maude Snew]

Oh no another "unexpected drive." More like an unexpected penis up his ass. Fucking homo.

Unexpected item in fagging area.

 

[Captain Manning]

Unexpected item in fagging area.

Call for assistance? Whine about it on Twitter?

 

[Geared Chris]

We can see the same thing with women and tattoos, a woman with a tattoo is less sought after than a woman without because every woman seems to have them.

Not the only reason women with tattoos are disliked. Its also a sign of mental illness, poor decision making skills and poor long-term planning.

These posts made me laugh.

First of all, I detest tattoos but I've tried to get over my issues bc they're so ubiquitous.

Second, I edited out that Nick DID have a small mini-rant about womens' tats being ridiculous. It seemed like a passive-aggressive annoyance with Kayla - ie 'THEIR TATS ALWAYS HAVE TO HAVE SOME SYMBOLIC MEANING' (or something - I can find it).

I deleted bc.... how does that excuse his own idiotic tats?

Edit to add: I should have also quoted @AnOminous who said it most bluntly, as is his style, but you can't quote on edit, apparently.

 

[Neetorino]

Nick DID have a small mini-rant about womens' tats being ridiculous.

It could also be a dig at her 2ish hour long tattoo diversion in Chicago (I think?) on the way back from the Live Show. I could imagine being pretty irritated by such a long stop on the trip home.

 

[newuser131]

He did say though that he was under the impression that Nick had suddenly gone quiet and was lying low because Nick had initially overestimated how much anyone liked Dick Masterson in the Comicsgate community.

he overestimated because rekieta lives in his locals hugbox with his ballwashers and wine moms. and anyone who gives him negative feed back, rekieta thinks are haters.

continue to deny reality nick. wait, you are complaining about tats on women now, even though our wife has them all over her body? good. lets fast track to the divorce arc.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Why did Nick Rekieta follow this person?

Follow? FOLLOW? Better watch your tone man. Rackets [you ever wonder how he got that moniker, huh?] is monitoring his soldiers on them streets. Mr nigger right there is one of the lieutenants of an elusive OG only known as Noseboy who has a stranglehold on half of Minnesota.

 

[Swole McPole]

Edit to add: I should have also quoted @AnOminous who said it most bluntly, as is his style, but you can't quote on edit, apparently.

I do it by quoting into a new post, copying from the new post, pasting into my edit and then deleting the new post.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

It could also be a dig at her 2ish hour long tattoo diversion in Chicago (I think?) on the way back from the Live Show. I could imagine being pretty irritated by such a long stop on the trip home.

Wasn't it 6 hours?

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

Wasn't it 6 hours?

6 hours? What kind of massive tattoo do you have to get for a 6 hour session. No chance, she was getting penetrated somewhere other than her skin

I can't make art to save my life so I'm just gonna leave the idea that just came to me in case anyone thinks its funny and wants to make it.

Nick Rekieta as Bilbo Baggins:
Balldo Faggins

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

6 hours? What kind of massive tattoo do you have to get for a 6 hour session. No chance, she was getting penetrated somewhere other than her skin

6 hours is certainly a lot of work, depending on the type of tattoo and the artist you may be looking at a sleeve sized tattoo give or take

 

[Tackleberry]

It could also be a dig at her 2ish hour long tattoo diversion in Chicago (I think?) on the way back from the Live Show. I could imagine being pretty irritated by such a long stop on the trip home.

I don't know what the tattoo market is in Chicago, but within a 100-mile radius of me, most artists are backed up for a minimum of 3 months. Making an 'impromptu' sidetrack to Chicago for another tramp stamp seems unlikely. Unless, you know, nose was lying about the scheduled nature of the trip.

EDIT: Spelling.

 

[Poop Shoot]

She has a lot of ink done, a 6 hour session isn’t unreasonable.

 

[Associate Rick]

What's gonna kill Nick first. The alcohol, the balldo cutting off circulation to his balls until a blood clot forms and travels to his heart, a fentanyl overdose, or getting shot while in the hood with his niggas

I've got my money on him going out like a true street nigga, drive-by shooting while he's chillin on a stoop with Drex aka Biggie Small head.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

6 hours is certainly a lot of work, depending on the type of tattoo and the artist you may be looking at a sleeve sized tattoo give or take

6 hours wouldn't even be enough time for a full color half sleeve if your artist is worth half a shit. 6 hours isn't weird at all.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick is either so ignorant of the basis of monotheism that he thinks Noah could have had anything to do with writing the Pentateuch OR he’s way drunker than any of us thought. Probably both are true.

Spoiler

Where the fuck did he get the idea that God doesn’t care about Jews? Has he read his own Bible even once? God entrusted Jews with bringing the goodness of heaven down to earth and showing people that life is not about just waiting for your reward in the next world. When they succumbed to idolatry and degeneracy, just as Moses told them they would (he was, after all, the greatest prophet who ever lived), they got the consequences they had been told were coming. And if you have even a passing familiarity with the Prophets (books like Daniel, Jeremiah, Elijah, et al), you know how the story ends — and it ain’t with God “not caring” about the Jews.

There’s an almighty surplus of uninformed opinions in this world and along comes Nick Rekieta to serve up some more. Nigga thinks he’s an expert on religion, hood shit, “growing up in poverty,” and politics. In reality he’s an expert on being an impotent alcoholic with no boundaries whose kids are going to hate him when they find out the ridicule he’s been exposing them to for shits and giggles. Here’s hoping at least two of those kids have a little Menendez brother gumption in the junk DNA they got from those two addiction-riddled trash boxes.

PS Jay Wolman is an Orthodox Jew with a wife and kids. Between him and Nick, I know which one’s the faggot.

 

[ChromaQuack]

if your artist is worth half a shit.

Well I mean...

Spoiler

In fairness to Nick, paying his drinking habit, retarded lawsuit, sex parties, dumb cars and now a newfound addiction to cocaine levamisole hydrochloride is sure to cut into the tattoo budget.

 

[Shagedan]

I believe it's a simple oral pill similar to birth control.

I like your theory though.

Maybe Nick is using old bottles from the medicine cabinet to brew his own bathtub HRT.

The cross dressing….the fag lisp….the cartoon avatar that looks nothing like him….He’s trooning out! how could we be so blind?