Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Bowl of Ramen]

Whatever she got tattooed, must’ve had to be done all in one fell swoop. Eight hours is a bit of a stretch - I mean, it can be done - probably because it was an artist in Chicago she ABSOLUTELY wanted work from, and it’s not like they can go to Chicago every few weeks. If it was indeed a tattoo thing. It had to been some sort of medium sized piece, not some tramp stamp.

My artist refused to go those long stretches. Everything from the person going nuts from not moving, or even the pain; also fatigue on the artist’s part as well. A good three or four part two hour session each works SO much better.

 

[No Scope]

Who would have thought the best advice given out during the interview was by Kyle himself.

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[Balldo's Gate]

I've always kind of suspected his downward spiral over the past year would end with him on cocaine. Almost every degenerate idiot who comes into alot of money sooner or later ends up there. No direct proof of it yet, but him getting there would not surprise me at all. Cocaine will take him on the final Ralphamale journey and eat up all his money.

I don't think we will ever have direct proof of it because it's very hard to fit using coke with his "stop being so serious all the time, have some harmless fun" narrative. If it's happening, I don't think we'll ever know about it for sure unless one of his degen friends like Riley snakes on him and spills the beans.

And of course, Sir Richie could be on Nick's Instagram for any reason. I'd be more than willing to believe he reached out to Nick first to try to get Rekieta in one of his rap videos. Imagine the clout from having Nick Rekieta, with all his "street cred" from going to elementary school in Houston, in the video for one of his tracks.

IDK I know a lot of drug dealers that give ME money, but maybe they because I practice...

That's funny because Back when Nick was speaking more freely on Locals he admitted that he had no potential drug hookups in Minnesota other than former clients, and he wasn't going to go down that route - to be clear, he wasn't speaking about coke at that time.

 

[Thugnificent]

That's funny because Back when Nick was speaking more freely on Locals he admitted that he had no potential drug hookups in Minnesota other than former clients, and he wasn't going to go down that route - to be clear, he wasn't speaking about coke at that time.

There was speculation earlier in the thread that CGoody may be his local connect due to a few priors that he's had.

Yeah, I thought the 1992 born Cory was him, but I wasn't fully confident enough to pull the trigger just yet. I also didn't have a mug shot. Good find.

You may or may not have seen he also got popped AGAIN in 2015 as well.

2015 case that @Become Worse found:

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You will note that the arresting officer has the first name of Nicholas, and the middle initial of R. The universe has a sense of humor.

Basically, this guy likes dope too much.

 

[TheKillingWords]

I believe it's a simple oral pill similar to birth control.

I like your theory though.

Maybe Nick is using old bottles from the medicine cabinet to brew his own bathtub HRT.

Idk if there are multiple forms but my wife had to insert it and push a button to release the chemical. That was well over 15 years ago, though. I don't remember being warned to not touch the gel the way testosterone treatments warn.

 

[Captain Manning]

There was speculation earlier in the thread that CGoody may be his local connect due to a few priors that he's had.

Except CGoody lives in Pennsylvania. It's in both posts you cited.

For that reason alone, I find it highly unlikely CGoody is Nick's dealer. Just a fellow traveler. They both like degeneracy and dope. CGoody is kept around, and in charge of the Locals, because he'll kiss Nick's ass without question.

 

[Kopasea]

And of course, Sir Richie could be on Nick's Instagram for any reason.

I might be remembering incorrectly, but I thought someone posted a video of Nick in the background of one of Sir Richie's instagram videos in this thread. But now I can't find it.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I might be remembering incorrectly, but I thought someone posted a video of Nick in the background of one of Sir Richie's instagram videos in this thread. But now I can't find it.

As far as I know, there was only one post with videos from his accounts and they didn't have Nick in any of them, unless I totally missed it.... I would have included any video with a Rekieta appearance if I had noticed him on any of Richie's social media accounts.

There was speculation earlier in the thread that CGoody may be his local connect due to a few priors that he's had.

As has been said, he's from Pennsylvania, at that point Nick may as well just head to LA to party with Dick.

 

[AnOminous]

How often is Nick drunk on stream?

The shorter answer would be how often isn't he drunk. Because that answer would be never. He used to start out at least not visibly drunk and then drink moderately throughout the stream, only occasionally getting visibly intoxicated.

Now he usually starts drunk and by the end he's practically drooling and falling over. Someone just did an autistic analysis (of his seven hour seethe and scream nigger stream) and he had a drink in his hands for more screen time than he didn't.

Every stream is basically Leaving Las Vegas levels of alcoholism at this point.

 

[4stardaysbahbe]

The shorter answer would be how often isn't he drunk. Because that answer would be never. He used to start out at least not visibly drunk and then drink moderately throughout the stream, only occasionally getting visibly intoxicated.

Now he usually starts drunk and by the end he's practically drooling and falling over. Someone just did an autistic analysis and he had a drink in his hands for more screen time than he didn't.

Every stream is basically Leaving Las Vegas levels of alcoholism at this point.

Lets be generous, he had a drink in his hand just inches from his lips for 45% of the time. A whole 55% of the time he wasn't being an obvious alcoholic in any still frame! That's more than half of the time!!!

 

[Captain Manning]

As has been said, he's from Pennsylvania, at that point Nick may as well just head to LA to party with Dick.

He's also confirmed he's still in PA, just recently, as part of his mea culpa to Sean.

I don't recall any speculation he's Nick's dealer, but if there was, it doesn't make much sense.

Now there has been a lot of interesting speculation over the years that Riley is Dick's dealer, but that's a whole other can of worms best left to the Dick thread.

The shorter answer would be how often isn't he drunk. Because that answer would be never. He used to start out at least not visibly drunk and then drink moderately throughout the stream, only occasionally getting visibly intoxicated.

An analysis of how much Nick drinks on stream is funny, but one must remember the effects last longer than the imbibing. If he drinks 45% of the time on stream, he's probably shitfaced closer to 100% of the time. Especially when you also factor in we don't know how much he drank before he turned on the camera.

I wonder how much Nick's monthy alcohol bill is. It must be outrageous.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I wonder how much Nick's monthy alcohol bill is. It must be outrageous.

Do you think it's more or less than the kid's monthly snack bill?

 

[Thugnificent]

He's also confirmed he's still in PA, just recently, as part of his mea culpa to Sean.

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I don't recall any speculation he's Nick's dealer, but if there was, it doesn't make much sense.

Now there has been a lot of interesting speculation over the years that Riley is Dick's dealer, but that's a whole other can of worms best left to the Dick thread.


An analysis of how much Nick drinks on stream is funny, but one must remember the effects last longer than the imbibing. If he drinks 45% of the time on stream, he's probably shitfaced closer to 100% of the time. Especially when you also factor in we don't know how much he drank before he turned on the camera.

I wonder how much Nick's monthy alcohol bill is. It must be outrageous.

I must have gotten my events mixed up. For some reason I thought CGoody at some point lived close to Nick or that they had some kind of personal acquaintance with each other.

 

[Captain Manning]

Do you think it's more or less than the kid's monthly snack bill?

More. Those kid's would have to be consuming some extremely pricey snacks to compete. We're talking more than just Frito Lay.

I'm not a big alcohol drinker myself but, from what I understand, his taste in brands is reasonable. As in pricey. More pricey than Ralph with Maker's Mark anyways. Nick hates Fireball, for example. Back in the day, Renfamous picked up on that and used to photoshop him with Fireball branding.

Also, this gem is on Rekieta's IMDB entry:

This is either obsolete or wrong. Since there's no date, I'm gonna be charitable and assume obsolete. Nick always drank to some degree, but he's doing a hell of a lot more of it these days.

 

[Spaded Dave]

I must have gotten my events mixed up. For some reason I thought CGoody at some point lived close to Nick or that they had some kind of personal acquaintance with each other.

You sir are thinking of Andrew Wahoo. Information below.

This is Andrew Wahoo (formerly AndrewWarsnowoard), the manlet simp for Nick. He is most recently infamous for becoming the editor of Joe Ball's comic and bitching out at ElissaClips with a 20 minute video when she began to turn detractor. He lives in MN, and has been to the Rekieta house multiple times. He knew Nick before YT via church, I think, and sees Nick as his E-daddy, unironically.

He is mostly harmless. Just dumb.

 

[Geared Chris]

I've always kind of suspected his downward spiral over the past year would end with him on cocaine.

I don't think we will ever have direct proof of it because it's very hard to fit using coke with his "stop being so serious all the time, have some harmless fun" narrative.

I wouldn't rule out coke. I consider myself a pseudo-expert in Nick's behavior having watched 90% of his streams for 2.5 years and probably 20% of the streams prior to that.

His energy level and behavior have been wildly erratic in recent months. It feels like the moods of a drug addict. Alcoholism obviously adds complexity but stimulants like coke have different patterns. Something is making him jittery and almost hyper.

He is downing Monster drinks and openly admitting to popping Provigill as needed. Would that have the same effects as coke? I wouldn't know.

There was speculation earlier in the thread that CGoody may be his local connect due to a few priors that he's had.

It's not Cgoody but Nick's been driving to the Cities A LOT.

Now he usually starts drunk and by the end he's practically drooling and falling over.

I agree with this. I can usually tell when he starts the stream after having a few - that's very common lately. Once on stream he generally pauses for the first hour or so (except for toasts), then goes in hard for the last two hours
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[Peace Through Power]

More. Those kid's would have to be consuming some extremely pricey snacks to compete. We're talking more than just Frito Lay.

I'm not a big alcohol drinker myself but, from what I understand, his taste in brands is reasonable. As in pricey. More pricey than Ralph with Maker's Mark anyways. Nick hates Fireball, for example. Back in the day, Renfamous picked up on that and used to photoshop him with Fireball branding.

Also, this gem is on Rekieta's IMDB entry:

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This is either obsolete or wrong. Since there's no date, I'm gonna be charitable and assume obsolete. Nick always drank to some degree, but he's doing a hell of a lot more of it these days.

He said that he only drank one drink per hour in a stream at some point during the early Vic lawsuit era. It's definitively not true anymore. It was in response to somebody concerned about his constant drinking then. I'll check if I can find it. Not promising anything.

 

[AnOminous]

If he drinks 45% of the time on stream, he's probably shitfaced closer to 100% of the time.

I mainly see him in screenshots now, and his face is shit 99.44% of the time.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

It's not Cgoody but Nick's been driving to the Cities A LOT.

Well he's gotta get beef jerky and hair plugs.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I see a lot of former members of the Church sending their children to Mass for various reasons. At best, the parents are agnostic and 'normal', and at worst, they are horrific wrecks in their domestic lives.

Some think it will make their children 'better', but others see it as a rite of passage in life. Something with lessons to help them, but that they can deprogram later. Or for the free babysitting.

I have spent much time in Christian institutions, and high school in particular was viewed by some parents as a correctional facility. The really troublesome ones were usually removed from the dormitory within the first month though (drug dealing, violence, etc.) leaving the more well-meaning kids with the others who may have had a rough background, but still had self-control and made the most of a more stable environment away from home.

Observing the mix of kids from a variety of backgrounds was interesting, especially because a number of them came from other countries due to their parents wanting them to get comfortable learning English among other reasons... I digress.

Nick seems like the type who would foist his kids on someone else when convenient. Also, programming and then reprogramming one's offspring on a regular basis can inadvertently normalize double-standards.