Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[LimeRikki]

Well at least he isnt sporting that hideous purple dress...

....And instead chooses to wear a cardigan, shirt, skirt, and leggings combo, absolutely none of which match whatsoever, nor would they be flattering on any human being.

Serious question: We already know he has bad eyes but is he also color blind? Because that might actually explain some of these horribly clashing color choices.

Eta: Fashion tip for men in dresses.

Spoiler

You are autistic, that is a given. Because you are autistic, when picking colors for your outfits, stick with one color and have it all be the same, or just go with 2. Black goes well with everything, so just pick black and any other color and you'll probably be okay.*

* It's a bit more complex with that. But we're gonna simplify things because again, autism.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He might as well take out a banner ad (as if he could). Any time I can't sneed on clearnet I think, "haha, Elliot's dilating."

I'm almost convinced that when the DDoS ramps up its because Elliott has read something on here that particularly upsets him.
He really doesn't like the Broken Branch shit for instance, he's whined about it on Xitter when that "I am vomit" guy kept fucking with him, and I notice everytime we start laughing about him being disowned the DDoS ramps up a few hours later.
I'm convinced its Dong in a fucking rage, angrily dilating "I show yur fucking Killi Falmers!" and throwing another few hundred bucks into his paid DDoS bullshit.
At this point I almost take it as a confirmed win that he's seen something that really got under his skin.

I wonder if he took off the mask when attendees filtered in and he realized he'd be the only weirdo wearing one. You can tell he's put on weight over the last year.

Also, this stance is hilarious.

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His posture is truly horrendous.
Eunuch hunch, pudgy potbelly, the way his feet are turned inwards, the finger stimming, and that fucking gunt showing because his clothes are too tight for his inhuman shape... he looks like something right out of Lovecraft, a fucking Ghoul that uses its huge square head to smash open crypts to get at the bodies inside.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

You're probably right. I was just amused by the idea of LFJ's immune system disorder being severe enough to not only blind him, but fuck up his digestive system as well.

And perhaps some other complications, which remind me then LFJ claimed then he got the vaxx and if it could have caused it? Doubtful but who knows?

 

[teriyakiburns]

After watching the gif again like @CooterPunch.exe said, there is definitely a shadow of someone's head, but there is also a very distinct outline of something around his belt line that sticks out.

It's most likely a wireless microphone transmitter. He's got a little clip-on mic on his cardigan thingy.

 

[AltisticRight]

G-d Elliot looks hideous here, look at this ugly subhuman golem. Yes, a woman totally dresses like that Elliot.

Chaos engineering sounds familiar. I have heard this buzzword before.

Chaos engineering is the discipline of experimenting on a system in order to build confidence in the system's capability to withstand turbulent conditions in production.

Capability to withstand turbulent conditions, huh? Let's ignore "in production".
Kind of like daily dilation of stinkditch mitigation, eh? Right, Elliot?
Kiwifarms still up
Your eyes are itchy
Rapist
ywnbaw
Genetic dead end
kys

 

[Ceral Funt]

I hope Elliot takes detailed notes on me for making the thread. My favorite fruit are blueberries.



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You cannot sit there and honestly expect me to believe this thing is human.

I know I've used this as a reference before but that photo gives me serious RE6 Lepotitsa vibes.

 

[Summer of George]

Look how raggedy the clown boots are. This autismo has worn the same pair of shoes every day for God knows how long. I bet he even sleeps with them on.

Every time Liz Fong-Jones takes an international flight for a jackoff sabbatical developer conference, his stench actually costs the air line money. Not only do they have to dole out credit vouchers to his unfortunate fellow passengers, but they have to fumigate the entire cabin and e-clean the seats at least 5 rows ahead and behind. How is this disgusting chink not on some sort of list? He can't keep getting away with it.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

Well at least he isnt sporting that hideous purple dress...

....And instead chooses to wear a cardigan, shirt, skirt, and leggings combo, absolutely none of which match whatsoever, nor would they be flattering on any human being.

Serious question: We already know he has bad eyes but is he also color blind? Because that might actually explain some of these horribly clashing color choices.

Eta: Fashion tip for men in dresses.

Spoiler

You are autistic, that is a given. Because you are autistic, when picking colors for your outfits, stick with one color and have it all be the same, or just go with 2. Black goes well with everything, so just pick black and any other color and you'll probably be okay.*

* It's a bit more complex with that. But we're gonna simplify things because again, autism.

Women have more cones in their eyes because of the double X-chromosome. As a result they see many more shades of color than men, especially red and green. There's obvious evolutionary reasons for women to be more attentive to color bla bla I'm saying that outfit could only have been assembled by a man.

 

[LGHDR+]

And perhaps some other complications, which remind me then LFJ claimed then he got the vaxx and if it could have caused it? Doubtful but who knows?

Normally I'd say nonsense, but that would be if he had one or two. He's had fucking EIGHT.

Do a little non-conspiratorial research on mRNA therapy (as in, "this can all be found even in the most cucked of sources like Wikipedia"). This was originally supposed to cure cancer (a subject I follow rather closely) but was rejected because the large repeated doses required had... side effects. That's why they pivoted it to vaccines, as with only a few doses those didn't appear (although with global population-sized trials, we have found some new and different ones).

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

I wonder if LFJ might have some troubles at his liver, kidneys or intestines?

As for Honeycomb.io entry on Wikipedia, he's lucky then it didn't inspired no one to create an entry on Metapedia or even ED.

The dude probably takes an entire pharmacy's worth of medications so probably.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Look how raggedy the clown boots are. This autismo has worn the same pair of shoes every day for God knows how long. I bet he even sleeps with them on.

Every time Liz Fong-Jones takes an international flight for a jackoff sabbatical developer conference, his stench actually costs the air line money. Not only do they have to dole out credit vouchers to his unfortunate fellow passengers, but they have to fumigate the entire cabin and e-clean the seats at least 5 rows ahead and behind. How is this disgusting chink not on some sort of list? He can't keep getting away with it.

I can't imagine being stuck near him on a fucking trans Atlantic flight.
Lol Trans-Atlantic

Seriously though cabin air is recirculated, and you can just tell by looking at Dong he fucking stinks, being sat in the smell of 6 day old chow mein and rotting amhole sounds like a truly horrific way to spend a 10 hour flight.

 

[LGHDR+]

I can't imagine being stuck near him on a fucking trans Atlantic flight.
Lol Trans-Atlantic

Seriously though cabin air is recirculated, and you can just tell by looking at Dong he fucking stinks, being sat in the smell of 6 day old chow mein and rotting amhole sounds like a truly horrific way to spend a 10 hour flight.

Horrifying scenario, hilarious unintentional joke

 

[FinnSven]

I can't imagine being stuck near him on a fucking trans Atlantic flight.
Lol Trans-Atlantic

Seriously though cabin air is recirculated, and you can just tell by looking at Dong he fucking stinks, being sat in the smell of 6 day old chow mein and rotting amhole sounds like a truly horrific way to spend a 10 hour flight.

I am amazed he gets through customs.

He has to cross the threshold of what constitutes a biological weapon by international law.
Therefore he certainly shouldn’t be allowed on commercial passenger flights.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

The fucking JAW on him. It will never not be both astounding and hilarious he was blessed with such a Chad brick head and the urge to cut off his genitals and call himself a woman. Lols.

He looks like a Minecraft character.

 

[Chukipz]

It has been several hundred pages since I last pointed out that this Brick-Jawed Rice Wog will never be a woman.

broken branch, i am puke.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I am amazed he gets through customs.

He has to cross the threshold of what constitutes a biological weapon by international law.
Therefore he certainly shouldn’t be allowed on commercial passenger flights.

There was a poster on another thread talking about how he had to have his couch professionally cleaned after his dumbass roommate let a troon sleep on it overnight, the smell of amhole leaked through onto the cushions where he was sitting so you can imagine what a plane seat smells like after Elliot has been sitting on it for hours, and what it must be like to sit behind him or even worst next to him.
Even if he pays for first class you're still sitting too close to him for comfort.
I'd fucking demand compensation if I paid for first class and ended up near that gross troonified freak.

I just had an even worse thought, he travels to Australia quite often, that flight is so long it means at at least one point during the flight this fucking gross fuck will be dilating.
Happy travels.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Well at least he isnt sporting that hideous purple dress...

....And instead chooses to wear a cardigan, shirt, skirt, and leggings combo, absolutely none of which match whatsoever, nor would they be flattering on any human being.

Serious question: We already know he has bad eyes but is he also color blind? Because that might actually explain some of these horribly clashing color choices.

Eta: Fashion tip for men in dresses.

Spoiler

You are autistic, that is a given. Because you are autistic, when picking colors for your outfits, stick with one color and have it all be the same, or just go with 2. Black goes well with everything, so just pick black and any other color and you'll probably be okay.*

* It's a bit more complex with that. But we're gonna simplify things because again, autism.

Its the combat boots for me

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Its the combat boots for me

He gives new meaning to the phrase "Your mother wears army boots."

 

[AnOminous]

That's why they pivoted it to vaccines, as with only a few doses those didn't appear (although with global population-sized trials, we have found some new and different ones).

And Dong-Gone, by his own claims, obsessively gets vaxed over and over again, many more times than medically recommended. I'm not big on the massive side effects theory, but if there are side effects, he's practically guaranteed to get them with his deranged vaxmaxing.

Women have more cones in their eyes because of the double X-chromosome. As a result they see many more shades of color than men, especially red and green. There's obvious evolutionary reasons for women to be more attentive to color bla bla I'm saying that outfit could only have been assembled by a man.

He will never have more than a single X chromosome. He has twisted his eyes with vaxmaxing and genital mutilation and cross-sex hormones into a mockery of female eyes, color blind and soon to go fully blind, unable to tell what color clothes to wear because he is a blinding, malding man.

 

[A. G. Peak]

Look how raggedy the clown boots are. This autismo has worn the same pair of shoes every day for God knows how long. I bet he even sleeps with them on.

I think something is actually stuck to them in this pic on the left. You can tell they're filthy in general, though. Imagine the odors contained within.