Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Potatoherder]

Weird how people only seem to ask him to do things when it's stuff he already wants to do. Such as sucking off Dick or bilking his fanbase for a fraudulent lawsuit.

 

[AnOminous]

Rekieta not doing much for the reputation of the Polish.

I'm personally offended on the behalf of the Jews for being accused of the polack tardery of this retarded polack.

No Jew would be this bad of a (non-practicing) lawyer.

He's doing it again. He's whining about being dragged into drama and then jumping into it himself moments later.

"Hurr durr." (Slams booze and drugs by the gallons and grams.) "Why am I constantly getting dragged into drama that I jumped in with both feet first."

Fuck off Nick you dumb pathetic lying faggot. Nobody is fooled.

"I wish Null still covered real lolcows."
The absolute state of Rekieta bros.

Fun fact: lolcows never know that they're lolcows.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

When he last talked about this lawsuit he was still pretending to be Eric July's friend and one way he did it was by saying the trademark lawsuit was weak. Is he going to flip to Dick's side and say it's real bad for July now, or is he going to keep with his old position but add on some passive-aggressive "I LIKE YOU ERIC, I HOPE YOU MAKE MONEY, THIS IS WHAT I WAS TELLING YOU BUT YOU WERE TOO GOD DAMN STUPID TO UNDERSTAND?"

 

[AnOminous]

When he last talked about this lawsuit he was still pretending to be Eric July's friend and one way he did it was by saying the trademark lawsuit was weak.

That's one of his more repugnant tactics. He pretends to be your buddy while fucking you on behalf of someone else.

What a piece of shit coward. Just openly hate someone you fucking pussy.

And he's so dumb he doesn't think people see right through this transparent shit.

 

[KingofSomething]

He's doing it again. He's whining about being dragged into drama and then jumping into it himself moments later.
Who is he trying to fool? Anyone looking at his actions as a whole will see that he's pulling a mean girls schtick.

Nick: NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO, FUCK OFF
Also Nick: Aw shucks guys, I didn't want to this, but they really twisted my arm here. I had no choice

 

[Lidl Drip]

Dick has also got Nick hot and bothered about Null again, except this seething is a total non-sequitur, it has nothing to do with Dick's post.

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They are both malding that Null looked right through their façade and manipulation tactics that work on most of the gormless fucks they interact with on a daily basis. Now they just passive aggressively seethe about how he is actually really autistic because he thought a grown man texting him in the middle of the night while sitting drunk in the shower was weird and cringe.

Null is such an autistic down syndrome dumbdumb that he doesn't even get drunk on his internet podcast while he talks in embarrassing detail about his private life and relationships. You need to have a really high EQ to make quality content like that instead of talking about such boring stuff as "other people". Yawn. Imagine not even talking about what sex toys you are using on your wife to save your dying marriage, who would even tune in to such a snoozefest?

 

[Lubby Smith]

The appellate court will hear Nick's appeal of the trial court's choice of law decision.

 

[Savage Randy]

Oh Nick,
you choose...

A) Give drunken random legal advice (for hours) to an overnight millionaire that didn't ask for your advice and then get sour over the fact that he doesn't need or want it.
B) Ignore helping a literal dumb meat-wad that actually did physical damage and traveled hundreds of miles to commit a "crime". (Downsy Riley)
C) Will not help (downsy) riley that retard is fucked and that's not profitable.
D) chedk the form ot thi masso!!!!!!!
E) #k wif e nal swapp93ing

 

[Null]

Sorry Dick, sorry Nick, but I'm not your e-daddy.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Nicholas Rekieta quietly seethed, the dim light of his cell phone illuminating his face, each droplet of his 1 AM shower reflecting the screen, becoming a panopticon of shame.

"That socially retarded, drooling mutt" he muttered
"Trying to big dog me. The LAWPOPE." he raised his voice, slowly.
"I. WILL. CALL HIM. I WILL. Explain---" he, like a blithering buffoon blaringly bayed, the balldo had snugly found its fit, cutting his screed short and causing his voice to raise four octaves.

In the dark showers of Gay90s, he smugly chuckled at his incel chud enemy "He doesn't even own assless chaps!, what a loser!"

"MUH DICK!" his tardcum fed melinated manservant asserted.

 

[Geared Chris]

More on ISOM tonight + Nick's lawsuit:

 

[Savage Randy]

Sorry Dick, sorry Nick, but I'm not your

Sorry Dick, sorry Nick, but I'm not your e-daddy.

K- Daddy

 

[Beavis]

When he last talked about this lawsuit he was still pretending to be Eric July's friend and one way he did it was by saying the trademark lawsuit was weak. Is he going to flip to Dick's side and say it's real bad for July now, or is he going to keep with his old position but add on some passive-aggressive "I LIKE YOU ERIC, I HOPE YOU MAKE MONEY, THIS IS WHAT I WAS TELLING YOU BUT YOU WERE TOO GOD DAMN STUPID TO UNDERSTAND?"

If Nick says it doesn’t look good for July it’ll be dismissed in record time. The court might even order the plaintiff be executed.

 

[TheKillingWords]

More on ISOM tonight + Nick's lawsuit:

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I wonder how much his non-practicing ass is going to try and "help" Eric tonight.

 

[Berrakh]

Me reading some accounts of the Poles written by German nobles: “Wow, that’s totally Nick.”

 

[thebigdream]

They are both malding that Null looked right through their façade and manipulation tactics that work on most of the gormless fucks they interact with on a daily basis. Now they just passive aggressively seethe about how he is actually really autistic because he thought a grown man texting him in the middle of the night while sitting drunk in the shower was weird and cringe.

Null is such an autistic down syndrome dumbdumb that he doesn't even get drunk on his internet podcast while he talks in embarrassing detail about his private life and relationships. You need to have a really high EQ to make quality content like that instead of talking about such boring stuff as "other people". Yawn. Imagine not even talking about what sex toys you are using on your wife to save your dying marriage, who would even tune in to such a snoozefest?

You know you're a catty bitch when someone calling it as they see it is viewed as 'autistic', while making things up while talking behind someone's back is the normative behaviour. Dax likes little girls because he sees himself in them (figuratively and literally).

 

[Captain Manning]

If Nick says it doesn’t look good for July it’ll be dismissed in record time.

He probably will. Does anybody here honestly think he'll ever adopt a position contrary to Daddy Dick?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Is there a thread for the isom lawsuit updates?

 

[Savage Randy]

Fun fact: Kevin LanDUI has a law license.

It's Texas. Before an indictment by a grand jury, you cannot be charged with a felony.

Shut up you goddamn Nazi! (Just kidding.)

FAG

 

[3MMA]

I have to say I was really surprised when I saw the clip of him boing high on extasy in the "underwear" bar in december.

Anyone have the footage from this handy? (been searching the thread w/ out luck yet.)
I don’t remember catching that clip, but remember the talk of Nick being on ecstasy, in his underwear, in public, from the end of last Fall & beginning of Winter. Think that footage is due for review, if it’s available. Such a dirty disgraceful balldo, high & dancing in underwear, in public, at his age. Should be at home with his multiple children. Instead he’s high outta his mind, dancing in a public disco, only the thin fabric of his briefs hiding the outline of a balldo from full public view. Disgraceful.