Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

ReasonablyRetarded said:
Pretty much.
For every unfuckable 1/10 ugly slampig of a woman (or ftm) there's 10 1-4/10 guys lining up to hit it because they can't get anything better.
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That, and thinking with their dicks. If the choice is this woman, who you’ll have to really work for, and that woman, who’s offering it on a plate right now, plenty of guys would by horny enough to slum it.
PandaChai said:
It's not been a full week and I already have two new doods to share, one from either end of the autism effort spectrum.

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Spoiler: Profile Text Mutt 22
MY TAGS
bondage, femme, ftm, t4t, tattoos, twink, unicorn [???]
ABOUT ME
Trans man, don't call me girl/miss/etc 💘
Bonus h0le femboy
Be nice ✨
Instagram: fullmetalvenus
[which leads to...]
Twitter: link [NSFW, possibly NSFL if you don't like "clorgy" porn]
TikTok: link
PornHub: link [obviously NSFW]
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This one causes the self-preservation instincts to kick in hard. Not because she’s so edgy and spooky, but because it is basically guaranteed that she will steal your credit cards and possibly stab you. I think it’s because she’s trying so hard, but she’s objectively quite good-looking. Like, there must be something really wrong if she’s that desperate for attention.
 
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PandaChai said:
Mutt 22
MY TAGS
bondage, femme, ftm, t4t, tattoos, twink, unicorn [???]
ABOUT ME
Trans man, don't call me girl/miss/etc 💘
Bonus h0le femboy
Be nice ✨
Instagram: fullmetalvenus
[which leads to...]
Twitter: link [NSFW, possibly NSFL if you don't like "clorgy" porn]
TikTok: link
PornHub: link [obviously NSFW]
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5 to 10 years ago this woman would be a suicide girl and fit right in. Now the attention she craves is filled by pretending she is really a mandemialkdshal- sexual.
This was her a few years ago.
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Clearly a DOOD
I also chuckled at "his" pornhub bio.
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Null is starting to make me have his view on the Br*tish
 
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Slideshow Bill said:
These women are poisoning themselves to avoid the gaze of predatory men, only to only attract the most predatory of all men. Straight out of a literary tragedy.
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:optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
I'd say a small percentage are like that. If they're savvy enough to get onto Grindr and play the game there, they are simply pornsick coomers like any other troon. They don't deserve bonus sympathy because they are women, in most cases nowadays. Maybe 30 years ago when it was dykes and molested girls trooning out and they were still dwarfed in number by mtf troons. Nowadays, no. They are absolute fetishists who want to be gay twinks because they've consoomed too much anime and K-pop garbage.
 
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2lolis1cup said:
I truly hate this thread more than any other on this site. Maybe it's the idea that you could have an objectively beautiful woman mutilate her body and celebrate it with others online. There will always be extra men so a few loses of them to the globo homo doesn't seem to sting that much. A girl that thinks their a boy and mutilates themselves to act like a man is just sad. The modifications they are doing is sever, but unless they have hysterectomies their body will still function as a woman.

"Rest in Peace, My beautiful boobs" Their transition is from an ideal form to a mockery in every sense.
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One of my buddies in college quoted me a famous author who said something to the effect of “The world mourns just a little bit extra when a pretty girl dies.” I’m paraphrasing of course. But your post is the same sentiment.
 
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First, a smattering of profile pictures which run the entire gamut of FTM expression from generic dyke to genetic freak.
Freddietrans mantheybiftm🔝Davi🏳️‍⚧️Eldwyn🏳️‍⚧️👀Say hey![fuck you dad]

And now for the unfortunate main course.
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Ash 18
MY TAGS
gaming, shy, bubblebutt, dancing, fashion, ftm, latex, oral, roleplay, toys
ABOUT ME
Gay transman demiboy🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Autistic🎧
SH scars✂️👊
Asian Pop🇰🇷🇯🇵🇨🇳🎶
Femboy😽
Love femboys & transmen💕
Boys can have any private parts🤷‍♂️
T4T & Femme4Femme🥰
Alcoholic🍾
Twitter: CutieCatboyAsh [Both NSFW & gross. Literally her first picture is her plucked-chicken-esque ""front hole"" with a trush infection]
 
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PandaChai said:
CutieCatboyAsh [Both NSFW & gross. Literally her first picture is her plucked-chicked-esque ""front hole"" with a trush infection]
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On her twitter bio it says "Pescetarian (I eat chicken)" is this some euphemism or is she really, really fucking retard? Reminds me of Staph the Womb Wizard calling herself asexual but she wants to suck girldique and "fucks her ghosts" on the reg and talks about sex an awful lot. Weird creatures.
 
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GenderCop said:
the concept that there are women calling themselves men who then say "I am such a manslut, i want to get fucked hard " etc , is something so fucking weird, i needed KF threads to explain this inverted insanity to me.
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There've been many excellent posts in the sideshow thread.

Imagine how it is for a young, good-natured woman these days:

A man is only a loser if he's a cuck or an incel; in the pump and dump, the man comes out ahead, status-wise. Hell, if a man pays a woman for a [degenerate] sexual act, he still comes out ahead despite him both initiating the act and suffering monetarily for it. Men voluntarily make and distribute porn of themselves, for free, and demand porn from women as collateral. The risk and cost for a woman entering a (heterosexual) relationship (except among billionaire wife swappers (but not media celebrities)) is much greater than for a man, and that is just the social consequences, without accounting for men's greater criminality. The woman needs a relationship with a man who won't cheat on her, won't dump her, won't post her photos to pornhub, won't boast about degrading her to other men. You could say she needs a husband, except the coom pandemic and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race and women have little hope finding a man who'll wait until marriage except in weird cults, and marrying early is now low-status anyway.

So sex is shameful, but they're horny anyway, because the media is saturated with the coom. Pregnancy is even more shameful -- childbirth is for older married women, and they're young and single, pregnancy is stupidity, carelessness, a failure, on par with an STD (as in "STD and pregnancy prevention") -- so no wonder they develop pregnancy fetishes, too. Trooning is an easy way to engage in all that and not lose social standing.

And they get an extra push down the slope from all the drugs they might take: hormonal contraception, muhmentalhealth WEF slop, testosterone, and painkillers after mutilation.

GenderCop said:
is this the social cache of just labeling yourself trans and becoming instantly cool, or is this a sexual turn on?
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Being a slut is a sexual turn-on. Forcing everyone around to call them men is what keeps them cool in their own, and their clique's, eyes.

Additionally, many loud conservatives are gay woman-haters and push young women into shitlibbery. (Before the coom pandemic, women were more conservative than the men.) A tenet of shitlibbery they must buy into is pock worship: had they remained women they'd be irredeemable "Karens", but trooning gives them easy absolution to invoke among themselves.

GenderCop said:
do you think the turn on is the same for the trans women as it is for the pooners or is the "major draw" the social status conferred on the participants?
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It's "the same" in the sense "it's the opposite side of the same coin". Trannychu got it right when it said, "getting fucked is what a woman is". Troons get off the degradation of being a woman. Pooners get away from the degradation of being a woman -- then they're free to engage in whatever coomer shit they want to without the loss of social status that comes with being a mere roastie.

GenderCop said:
there were a bunch of trans women on tumblr some time ago, "i am super butch, butch trans women are valid!", well of course you're butch, you're a NFL sized man.
why transition if you are a man who wants to keep acting like a man?

these pooners are the same: "i am a sissy slut", well no shit of course you are.
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No, this is different. "Butch" troons are just so lazy and uncommitted IRL they can't be bothered dressing like a woman hon, the most they can do is put up an anime avatar. Pooners put more effort into their appearance than the average woman. Them not trying to look manly doesn't mean they're not trying at all.
 
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It didn't really hit me until you realize they literally took all these apps to court to prevent them from discrimination over gender, even though the stated purpose, intention and culture was to hook up with GAY MEN and now their upset because their fantasy of HOOKING UP WITH GAY MEN doesn't go as planned. Oh, with an added delusional bonus of we can't discriminate or filter these people out of our dating apps, nor are we supposed to judge them for their choices.

Definition of insanity, hilarity ensues.
 
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majorplayer said:
It didn't really hit me until you realize they literally took all these apps to court to prevent them from discrimination over gender, even though the stated purpose, intention and culture was to hook up with GAY MEN and now their upset because their fantasy of HOOKING UP WITH GAY MEN doesn't go as planned. Oh, with an added delusional bonus of we can't discriminate or filter these people out of our dating apps, nor are we supposed to judge them for their choices.

Definition of insanity, hilarity ensues.
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"I want an app to hook up with gay men"

"We have gay men on Grindr"

*the gay men on Grindr...

*Straight women
 
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