Modern Web Woes - I'm mad at the internet

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The way you describe that "forced excitement" thing sounds like something out of Fahrenheit 451.

(also glad you enjoyed the actual footage itself)
It was only last year I actually read that book and it surprised me. I knew the very general outline of the story but the whole theme of people watching their "screens" and the chaotic narratives they were subjected to / sought out and the superficiality of their narratives was much more prescient than I anticipated. The whole thing was a hybrid of Brave New World and 1984 combining elements of both.
 
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Is it just me, or are the number of web-based proxy sites going down? Used to be more places to browse the web via proxy. Now it seems it's almost always seemingly useless lists of IP addresses, and endless non-functional "page not found" sites. Searching for proxies can turn up endless advertisements related to or about downloading proxies.
 
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YouTube seems to now have touch gestures built into the video scrolling. Perhaps it works on mobile, it's shit on my laptop. I swipe on the screen to scroll down the list of videos and it keeps interpreting it as back, or switching me to "shorts".

YouTube is crap.
 
Reddit uses this annoying new BS where trying to view an image itself may redirect to a Reddit page with the image in it.
There are a few sites that do this. It usually works via the HTTP Accept header. When loading an embedded image, your browser will tell the server that it only wants images, but if you merely open the page, it will say that HTML is acceptable too - so the server then "helpfully" returns the full (HTML) page when you try to open the image directly. If you have a browser extension like HTTP Header Mangler, you can modify your Accept header for the offending pages to only accept images, like this:
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i\.redd\.it
Accept=image/*
The lengths you have to go to in 2023 in order to unfuck "useful" "smart" "features" that idle webshit hands create are unreal. Total webshit death.
 
I'm getting so sick of several-hour essays that barely say anything
I've noticed that too. Clickbait-y titles of long meandering videos that don't get to the point, focus too much on one thing, or even argue something different from title.

The lengths you have to go to in 2023 in order to unfuck "useful" "smart" "features" that idle webshit hands create are unreal.
the sensible way: "If something can be done without JavaScript, it should be done without JavaScript."

the "Web 2.0" BS: "If something can be done without JavaScript, it should be done with JavaScript."
 
The recent Discord outage made me realise how much of my web presence, especially friends, can be gone by one mediocre service going down.

Making this worse, I've had an obsession of late for internet permanence. Things like email addresses and phone numbers being revoked if you don't "use them enough", combined with the obsession for 2FA, and the whole thing feels like a house of cards that could collapse if one shitty service goes down.
 
Google Earth online was changed. Seems to only work in the very latest browsers, and looks even more "smartphone-ish" than before.
 
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it's just so lame how every single ui is designed to accommodate for smartphones now. I miss having UI's made for desktops now it's all just ONEUI to match with smartphones and tablets. It drives me up a wall.
I recently ran into a website that didn't allow you to select text - it interpreted the drag as a smartphone swipe and switched pages whenever you tried. I don't really get how this happens. Even if the retard who made this uses his overpriced surveillance toy for almost everything, surely he developed the site on a proper computer?
 
I fucking hate Windows 10 and Acer Laptops.

I'm currently in mobile because my laptop ssd closed for some retarded reason and now I can't access the damn thing. Windows 10 is to blame but the SSD is just as culpable.
 
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The recent Discord outage made me realise how much of my web presence, especially friends, can be gone by one mediocre service going down.

Making this worse, I've had an obsession of late for internet permanence. Things like email addresses and phone numbers being revoked if you don't "use them enough", combined with the obsession for 2FA, and the whole thing feels like a house of cards that could collapse if one shitty service goes down.
Yup I'm locked out of my old Yahoo accounts because they all require other locked Yahoo acounts to access them.
 
I've seen a number of crazy "science" YT channels lately. A lot of "clickbait" stuff, like "NASA scientists make a terrifying discovery", "scientists prove the afterlife", "proof the pyramids weren't built by Egyptians", "here's why we never went back to the moon", "moon landing fake", "warp drive has just been invented", stuff such as that.

Examples are channels like "DB Business", "Future Space", and "Orbit".
 
I recently ran into a website that didn't allow you to select text - it interpreted the drag as a smartphone swipe and switched pages whenever you tried. I don't really get how this happens. Even if the retard who made this uses his overpriced surveillance toy for almost everything, surely he developed the site on a proper computer?
That is especially annoying if you have multiple monitors and was using something else then have to put focus on that window. Accidentally clicking inside the window can be a disaster that resets the fucking infinite scrolling because clicking any text opens the post, clicking on the sides of the text switches to [???]. It's best to click on the scrollbar or another piece of the browser to ground yourself... but sometimes you forget.
 
Are there any good blog search engines anymore? I'm kinda sick of searching for a topic, wanting to find other real people actually thinking about a given topic, and instead getting pages and pages of media articles shilling one barely related position or another.
 
Youtube has decided to automatically play everything at 360p by default. Again. I assume it's because of adblock or something.

I notice they're now pushing a higher bitrate "premium HD" thing now. The bitrate of the regular HD stream is lower than it used to be.
720p videos look lke 180p on youtube most of the time now and I fucking know it's not me "getting used to 4k/8k" because I've saved shit to my computer in the past and the playback and files on youtube are significantly crustier now than the copies of the same videos friends have downloaded a few years ago.
 
Is return YouTube dislike broken for anyone else? YouTube seems adamant on fucking the user experience recently.
 
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