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Still has to get her pregnant so he can have a daughter and fulfill the anchuent prophecy
If they are both group home tards and Chris wants to show her his special mother son game they may not even know how to use protection.
Darkest timeline, it has to happen
Chris knows about condoms and said he used them with Barb.
it’s a nice thought but the DCFS is an absolute joke, and shitty situations go unchecked all the time. i just hope that the amount of people keeping tabs on chris as a hobby (for lack of a better word lmfao) would theoretically lead him to be reported in the event that any child abuse occurred
After the incest leaks dozens of people reported the incest to the local police and some even hunted Chris down to his hotel to video him getting arrested.
 
He would troon it out from the get go.

Probably wind up killing it by giving it estrogen or contraceptive pills.
Is it possible to block the in uterine development of a fetal development from female into a male? Ensuring the fetus stays female?
 
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I hope that social workers are keeping an eye on Chris and this woman, especially as they both seem to be developmentally different.

Maybe they can’t put the woman on the pill or give them both contraceptive shots, but I am sure they will be able to involve themselves in the event of a child.
I'm pretty sure it's unconstitutional to force someone to take the pill
 
Yeah I don't believe that anyone would willingly date a fat retard who shits himself and fucks his mother, unless he had the money and power of a Fortune 500 guy.
I mean if a recent sighting is to be belived the system finally managed to drill it into Chris's head to bathe regularly, keep his clothes clean and to not sigh and shit himself to relive "stress" so that's one repulsive attribute about him fixed. Doesn't fix him being fat (he slimmed down in jail but fucked that up) and ugly as sin but derpy cabbage ain't exactly a ms america contest herself.
 
I mean if a recent sighting is to be belived the system finally managed to drill it into Chris's head to bathe regularly, keep his clothes clean and to not sigh and shit himself to relive "stress" so that's one repulsive attribute about him fixed. Doesn't fix him being fat (he slimmed down in jail but fucked that up) and ugly as sin but derpy cabbage ain't exactly a ms america contest herself.
True that, a lot of guys have seen those teen comedies where the class nerd ends up dating the hottest girl in school or whatever and are like, why can't I do that? I'll show Jocky Chadson I'm every bit as good as him! And honestly it would probably be better to go for someone else maybe.

I dunno, maybe exposure to dating apps has ruined my own perception of things.
 
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I mean if a recent sighting is to be belived the system finally managed to drill it into Chris's head to bathe regularly, keep his clothes clean and to not sigh and shit himself to relive "stress" so that's one repulsive attribute about him fixed. Doesn't fix him being fat (he slimmed down in jail but fucked that up) and ugly as sin but derpy cabbage ain't exactly a ms america contest herself.
You mean our little tard grew up?

Derpy cabbage has already endeared herself to us.
 
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SCP Protocols / Wing13, A Russian youtuber known for making videos about SCPs, ARGs, creepypastas and other bullshit, featured Chris as one of "interesting things at the bottom of the Internet".
Nothing noteworthy aside from the fact that it may make Chris known in Russian online communities.
(Also Wing called Chris an aspie for some reason).
In Soviet Russia, Christine rape you!
 
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