Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Procrastinhater]

Any kind of parody requires a far better writer than Pat.

What he fails to grasp is that to write a good funny parody, you have to be basically a nerd over the subject you are parodying.

And this idea is a parody of A Christmas Carol, even if it was written as a serious and period accurate detective novel, it would still be a parody in the sense that it is an offbeat retelling.

If he could write an ultra violent tale in something close enough to be mistaken for Dickens on a laudanum and raw gin binge, then it would be an interesting read.

The fact that he has been trying to basically write a sub par Terry Pratchett novel is just layers of offensive.

It’s disrespectful to Dickens, disrespectful to the late Pratchett, it’s even disrespectful to the fucking muppets who at least put effort into their retelling.

The problem is Pat just doesn't understand what it takes to write a good and engaging story, as he has demonstrated repeatedly.
His efforts are lazy, incompetent and forced, and stuffed full of bad grammar, poor understanding of Science for a so called Sci Fi author, and milquetoast leftist moralizing.
He's just not a competent writer, certainly not enough to do a Dickens Parody justice.
He'd be better publishing a compilation of his Xitter arguments with Bob Gayporn, his much better brother, his toilet and his colon.
At least they'd be interesting and funny.
I'd buy it if he did.
I wasted a free audio book credit on one of his books because I lost a bet and I feel like demanding a refund even though it cost me nothing but pain.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

I've decided to do my Stations of the Cross and read all the highlights of fatrick, and god damn how did he balloon out like this? I'm currently at the General Fatton advocating paint balloons on russian tank, and the page count is around 400

I can only dread what that fat faggot did to earn 1800 fucking pages in the year and a half since then

 

[DumbDude43]

I can only dread what that fat faggot did to earn 1800 fucking pages in the year and a half since then

tldr:
>lose in court
>ordered to pay
>refuse to pay
>end up paying even more in the end

 

[RussianParasite]

“An author isn’t something I claim to be. It is something I am.”

Patrick is an author in the same way that me writing the word “nigger” over and over again on Kiwi Farms makes me an author.

I'm currently at the General Fatton advocating paint balloons on russian tank, and the page count is around 400

Believe it or not, it gets funnier and more embarrassing for him.

 

[grapeshark77]

Happy 3-year anniversary to the publication of Patrick's last book, which bombed so hard he didn't get a new contract. He hasn't had any paid writing work since then and hasn't finished Tiny Tim OR the additional books in his two abandoned series.


If you're wondering if Pat is aware of this anniversary - yes, yes he is #writerslift #writingcommunity

 

[Procrastinhater]

Happy 3-year anniversary to the publication of Patrick's last book, which bombed so hard he didn't get a new contract. He hasn't had any paid writing work since then and hasn't finished Tiny Tim OR the additional books in his two abandoned series.
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If you're wondering if Pat is aware of this anniversary - yes, yes he is #writerslift #writingcommunity

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"Hit my word count"
Yeah great news Pat, problem is your "WIP" appears to be getting in Xitter arguments with your fucking toilet.
I'm sure the publishers who abandoned you, the "peers" who see you as a cautionary tale, and the industry that laughs at you are real impressed.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

It'd be funny if he did get published and his publisher markets it to aspiring writers and college courses as a lesson in bad writing with annotations and footnotes added without his knowledge.

 

[Summer of George]

“I don't understand him. Why doesn't he go back to what he was doing before he became an author?”

 

[cerulean hydra]

I guess one of the stipulations for lynn paying off the first round of quasi debt was Pat actually taking steps to make money so he can pay her back.

After years of nothing, now he's talking about daily word count goals? When was the last time he even really mentioned that he was still writing? I also wonder if he's including his tweets in his wordcount goals, but he's a bad enough writer that I could believe he's actually shitting 2000 words of vomit onto a page every day.

I wonder how he's planning to actually get it published. He seems to have burned too many bridges and I don't think his ego is robust enough to handle being a "self published author".

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Happy 3-year anniversary to the publication of Patrick's last book, which bombed so hard he didn't get a new contract. He hasn't had any paid writing work since then and hasn't finished Tiny Tim OR the additional books in his two abandoned series.
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He tried pitching his "Herd Immunity" book at the conventions a few years according to EVS (banned sadly so I don't have the source), and according to him, came across as creepy and desperate. It's not a joke that his reputation as a toxic weirdo with troll problems is spreading.

 

[whogoesthere]

O&A has done several exposes on his first wife:

• She sold off the dead husband (the guy who cucked Patrick) junk in garage sales, and I mean every thing, even a fucking one dollar snoopy so his kids won't have anything to remember him for
• Patrick's 12 year old daughter looks absolutely miserable in the new marriage ceremony, sadly she's starting to look like Pat with long hair
• She remarried within months to a dude who looks like a Inbred trucker, she also done the ceremony in a local public park and convention center and then immediately put all the plastic flowers and napkins back in their boxes and sold them off on Facebook marketplace
• The new guy has a current gen Dodge hellcat and it features as the main photo of the ceremony with her and him hugging in front of the hood, I just find it absolutely hilarious that his ex now married a guy with the car that is the nemesis of the mustangs.

Its crazy but when you think about it, why would a nice women ever be with Pat. She is likely the same piece of shit he is, he just has nigerroni rage to fuel his need to dominate women.

 

[RiceofSkywalker]

I finally got some time to play around with Bing's DallE and decided to try and immortalize three big moments in Pat's life in anime style for no particular reason. Enjoy artwork, stalker childs.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I finally got some time to play around with Bing's DallE and decided to try and immortalize three big moments in Pat's life in anime style for no particular reason. Enjoy artwork, stalker childs.
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TFYS
Someone who's more talented than us should do a comic book on Patrick using those images, lmao.

 

[RussianParasite]

This is part of a larger spergout by Pat, but I found this particular cope regarding his grades hilarious. It’s really getting under his skin.

 

[Post Reply]

I've decided to do my Stations of the Cross and read all the highlights of fatrick, and god damn how did he balloon out like this?

How did he balloon out? Eating the slop from Hooli's (many hundreds of times, stalker).

 

[AN/ALR56]

This is part of a larger spergout by Pat, but I found this particular cope regarding his grades hilarious. It’s really getting under his skin.
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Smart people know that posting someone's grades online isn't a felony.
Dumbass, also fat.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Some random craziness I came across

https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/dloqow/made_it_to_the_gym_today/f8gyk7z/

https://archive.ph/wip/YhkFL

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Btw what is the earliest instance of Fatso saying that we are criminals going to prison? Here's 2 from Nov 26, 2019.

https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/e1snbn/hittin_the_gym_today/f8t6rrt/

https://archive.ph/nhrtj

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1.7 believes that everybody who makes fun of him is guilty of criminal conspiracy to commit any other crimes against Patrick committed by other people. 1.7 GPA.

https://old.reddit.com/r/autism/comments/e1snbn/hittin_the_gym_today/f8t6d9f/

https://archive.ph/wip/iKxpZ

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I feel like this is the first time I’ve heard of the pests “impersonating police”. What have I missed?

 

[Nod Flenders]

Smart people know that posting someone's grades online isn't a felony.
Dumbass, also fat.

Especially fat.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I feel like this is the first time I’ve heard of the pests “impersonating police”. What have I missed?

Everyone knows the Milwaukee police are secretly in league with ONA, child.

I looked at his transcript again; unless AP stands for "Assisted Pinhead," he didn't take any advanced classes.

And Patrick's cope is hilarious; you can practically see him crying as he types his response. Grades and tests aren't meaningless. A child needs to know certain things by a certain date, and grades are a measure of how well they know the material. Most children are able to get average grades, unless they're fat, belligerent idiots like Patrick.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

This is part of a larger spergout by Pat, but I found this particular cope regarding his grades hilarious. It’s really getting under his skin.
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there it is again, the Sizzling of the Bacon™. there is his response, then his copy pasta, and then a late parting shot. i'm taking this as a confirmation that we know he's extremely mad when he responds, seemingly ends the conversation (i.e.: you have been instructed many thousands of times), then keeps posting more. it's beautiful to behold.