Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Existancefan42]

Never thought i'd see a fucking comic like this from Shmorky, I live under a rock I guess.

 

[The Lawgiver]

He's acting like it isn't obvious he's got a dick.
it's hilarious how instead of just telling the dude asking if he's got a penis or a vagina, he decides to go on this whole tirade of "I can be whatever I want to be because I don't have a gender"

It doesn't matter if it calls itself genderless because it still has a dick.

 

[MeefaZeTroll]

Try asking Schmorky what SEX he is, not what gender he is, then see what happens.

 

[Aquinas]

"I am sexless blah blah blah highpitched toontalk"

 

[YankeeTrader]

Genderspecial, he wants to be seen as androgynous and go by they/them pronouns, he also sometimes wears a silly looking boy/girl hat:
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Looks like a mid 50's lesbian spinster.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Looks like a mid 50's lesbian spinster.

Schmorky's hair simultaneously works and doesn't work, if that makes any sense.

 

[InLivingTuna]

These Lowtax posts are really great. This one especially is good, it's the best confirmation we're going to get of the ex's testimony.

Then the white knights, they a-comin'

Spoiler

Oh also, here's your apology @Super Collie

 

[Super Collie]

I forgive you, Lowtax.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Genderspecial, he wants to be seen as androgynous and go by they/them pronouns, he also sometimes wears a silly looking boy/girl hat:
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Yeah, not even cute on Justin Beiber, this guy just looks a bad parody of Downton Abbie meets Fresh Price of Bel Air

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

These Lowtax posts are really great. This one especially is good, it's the best confirmation we're going to get of the ex's testimony.
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Then the white knights, they a-comin'

Spoiler

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Oh also, here's your apology @Super Collie
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You forgot about him elaborating on Shmorky putting toilet paper wads under his armpits .

https://www.twitter.com/lowtax/status/768127174222180353?p=p
https://www.twitter.com/lowtax/status/768127757180100609?p=p
https://www.twitter.com/lowtax/status/768128401202962433?p=v

 

[Jozef]

He tries to explain it in this thing:

Spoiler: Genderspecialness 101

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That's a whole 'nother level of snowflake right there.

Anyone who has to answer that question with an entire comic (or an entire paragraph) is a special snowflake, plain and simple.

 

[InLivingTuna]

You forgot about him elaborating on Shmorky putting toilet paper wads under his armpits .

https://www.twitter.com/lowtax/status/768127174222180353?p=p
https://www.twitter.com/lowtax/status/768127757180100609?p=p
https://www.twitter.com/lowtax/status/768128401202962433?p=v

Getting screencaps of these in the thread just in case. What the fuck, David?

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

He tries to explain it in this thing:

Spoiler: Genderspecialness 101

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That's a whole 'nother level of snowflake right there.

"Who we are should not be defined by what we do"

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

By the way, Shmorks is currently practicing the ancient lolcow art of asspat-fishing on Twitter.

https://www.twitter.com/sashmorky/status/768522841692045312?p=p
https://www.twitter.com/sashmorky/status/768523405758824448?p=p
https://www.twitter.com/sashmorky/status/768534101905158144?p=p
https://www.twitter.com/sashmorky/status/768534486426411008?p=p
https://www.twitter.com/sashmorky/status/768536193348710400?p=p

From what I can gather he's now claiming to have been raped by his roommate or some shit. Who would want to rape a balding diaperfur?



Sorry for not screencapping the tweets, but I'm on phone.

 

[The Great Citracett]

By the way, Shmorks is currently practicing the ancient lolcow art of asspat-fishing on Twitter.

https://www.twitter.com/sashmorky/status/768522841692045312?p=p
https://www.twitter.com/sashmorky/status/768523405758824448?p=p
https://www.twitter.com/sashmorky/status/768534101905158144?p=p
https://www.twitter.com/sashmorky/status/768534486426411008?p=p
https://www.twitter.com/sashmorky/status/768536193348710400?p=p

From what I can gather he's now claiming to have been raped by his roommate or some shit. Who would want to rape a balding diaperfur?

Spoiler: surprise buttsecks

Sorry for not screencapping the tweets, but I'm on phone.

So this must be the story of him sucking dick for rent I'm pretty sure the crazy ex said something about. And I'm assuming Lowtax is the slob?

 

[InLivingTuna]

Sorry for not screencapping the tweets, but I'm on phone.

I gotchu fam

Spoiler

If his ex's testimony is to be believed, the "rape" David talks about was sucking the mans dick for money once which means this comic is a flat out fucking lie and a bad one at that. The fact that you got paid for sex you didn't like is kind of an important fact to be leaving out there, David.

Also does this count as acknowledging us?

either way, transparent chimp-out for you all;

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Just as a reminder, here's his ex's posts on the matter:

Funny you should mention that because 1998 is the year he claimed he was RAAAAAAPED (willingly offered to suck his roommates cock instead of paying rent) and was left, in his exact words, to be an "eternally shattered soul". Another reason I couldn't sleep in the same room as him was because of his "night terrors". He did actually have night terrors, every now and then you could hear frantic squeaking coming from his room in the dead of night. Night terrors and "PTSD flashbacks". I mean hell, I've sucked a dick and regretted it before but I sure as shit don't have OMG PTSD from it.

He had a terrible, terrible, habit of backseat driving (even though he himself didn't drive!). I was making a left on a dangerous intersection and in the middle of it he just started SCREECHING in full squeak at the top of his lungs to the point where instinct took over and I just froze and stopped the car, almost getting in an accident and my split second instincts just tell me 'MAKE THE SOURCE OF THE SQUEAKING STOP' and I go to put a hand on his shoulder and I miss and brush my fingers against his nose and of course the next thing I hear is YOU HIT ME! YOU HIT ME! "You started screaming while I was driving and almost got us killed! It was an accident!" "I AM A RAPE VICTIM HOW DARE YOU TRIVIALIZE MY PAIN!" I never met a man so determined to hold the revered status of *-*-*Domestic Abuse Victim *-*-*

Yeah, not really buying the sad broken bird narrative here.

 

[fcgh vgcf]

face of a fish, that shmorky.

 

[Flareon]

Lol, Shmorky calling someone else a slob

 

[Jaiman]

when u need asspats and not every single individual is buying your fake sob story