Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RotPockets]

"Your honor, the plaintiff hasn't produced a single shred of evidence he has never had a little boy's cock in his mouth, therefore my client cannot be defaming the plaintiff, because the plaintiff's inability to prove a negative is proof he did, in fact, suck those little boy cocks."

Is he seriously going for the “Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence” defense?

Can’t wait for the inevitable “Chewbacca Defense”.

 

[Harm]

While the Eric July stuff is decently popular with Riley's stunt being featured on a stream at about 21k views, Destiny is by far a bigger draw. You'd think they'd be trying to court his audience since they are about 5 times bigger than whatever interest there is in the Eric July trolling.

That bridge probably won't be crossed much further because both Dick Masterson and Vito the Pedo have maintained friendships with Max Karson (mrgirl) after he went unhinged on Destiny and tried to paint him as a serial woman abuser whose streams exist for young men to sexually humiliate women. Destiny seemed like he was going to walk off the last time he was on and realized just how close Chris Gesualdi was to Max Karson.

 

[AnOminous]

Is he seriously going for the “Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence” defense?

The plaintiff's sworn statement that he didn't do this shit is in fact evidence. Nick would have to pony up some actual evidence to counter that, otherwise he loses on the preponderance standard because he has NO evidence whatsoever.

Can’t wait for the inevitable “Chewbacca Defense”.

The Chewbacca Defense would be better than whatever the fuck this drunken idiot is currently doing.

 

[Null]

Right now the most popular video the Biggest Problem YT channel has is Dick's "review" of ISOM#1 at 17k views.

bro how the fuck is he pulling $25k with shit engagement like that? His reddits are dead, his facebook is dead, his youtube channels are dead, he gets almost no live viewers anywhere - where the fuck is that paying audience from?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

bro how the fuck is he pulling $25k with shit engagement like that? His reddits are dead, his facebook is dead, his youtube channels are dead, he gets almost no live viewers anywhere - where the fuck is that paying audience from?

People who forgot they're pledged? I've seen it carry a lot of other creators in the past when they outright stopped making content and still pull in thousands a month.

 

[Null]

People who forgot they're pledged? I've seen it carry a lot of other creators in the past when they outright stopped making content and still pull in thousands a month.

Biggest Pedo in the Universe makes $8k and that's a recent thing.

https://www.patreon.com/biggestproblem

 

[No Scope]

She's just a housewife as far as we know.

If she was a "housewife" . . .

- The kitchen counter wouldn't look like a mess when Nick does his Locals video in there.
- There would be leftovers for him to reheat. However, he resorts to eating prepackaged boiled eggs or ramen holding his fork like a BBC getting shoved down his throat.
- There would be homemade baked goods for those damn kids instead of buying junk food. (Pretty sure that's the kind of snacks that is bought.)
- She would do the majority of driving those damn kids to their activities.
- She would be putting the kids in bed at a consistent time during the weekdays.

 

[Captain Manning]

RekietaLaw​

Just saying be cautious.I'm fucking cautious about this shit because people tried to make me a conservative Christian streamer...but I'm not.

RekietaLaw​

I'm a libertarian faggot who HAPPENS to be Christian and is personally kinda conservativeBut I'm not trying to sell people that. It wouldn't be honest

RekietaLaw​

My takes aren't always conservative...they're ALWAYS honest...even to my detriment.

Nick is honest that he's not a conservative Christian and he's a "libertarian faggot" (his words), but he's dishonest by persisting in the claim he never portrayed himself as a conservative Christian. It's not just me, or even a handful of people, that saw it. LOTS of people saw it. Probably everybody, or nearly everybody, involved in Weeb Wars, in fact. Even if you wanna argue there was a bit of a libertarian streak mixed in.

If Nick said "look, I can't lie anymore, this is who I really am" he'd be right on the money. Hell, I might even regain a tiny amount of respect for him. It would be a rare display of honesty from him.

But in order to do that, he'd have to admit he was dishonest with people for years. Instead, he wants to continue to gaslight. To advance the notion that most people that followed him in the past are suffering from some sort of mass hallucination. Not just about this, but many other things. Including what he said about Monty. As long as he continues to do things like that, I have nothing but contempt for him.

Destiny is by far a bigger draw. You'd think they'd be trying to court his audience since they are about 5 times bigger than whatever interest there is in the Eric July trolling.

Well they sorta are in the sense that they are running an anti-anti-woke grift. Destiny is a breadtuber. Similar alignment politically, I guess. They seem to think that aggravating July is a good grift in the culture war, but I think you're right that they're grossly overestimating how many people give a shit. Alt-comics is a niche topic. Destiny is successful because he focuses on more mainstream things. Like that drama over Anna Kasparian that happened a while back. Or politics in general.

The problem with going after Destiny's audience specifically is what @The Yellow Dart just said. Karson is a bit of an elephant in the room.

Destiny seemed like he was going to walk off the last time he was on and realized just how close Chris Gesualdi was to Max Karson.

Speaking of walking out, it's also perhaps noteworthy that Destiny was going in on JF Gay Rapey for walking out on an interview, but Dick kissed his ass and criticized the interviewer. Destiny seems to be in the "JF mashed the potato" camp.

I don't think they're ever gonna be close allies. In fact, I see WAY more agreement between Null and Destiny than I see between Dick and Destiny. That might seem weird because Null and Destiny are probably diametrically opposed politically, but here were are. Dick helps bring about such situations because he's such an insufferable ass regardless of the politics.

EDIT: Typos.

 

[Urza's decapitated head]

Biggest Pedo in the Universe makes $8k and that's a recent thing.

https://www.patreon.com/biggestproblem

How do they have the gall to defend Vito on the pedo stuff when one of their tiers is called "Vitophile"?

 

[AnOminous]

As long as he continues to do things like that, I have nothing but contempt for him.

I pretty much have permanent contempt for him. His behavior is unforgivable at this point, not just for lying about his past position but for insulting everyone's intelligence and making pathetic gaslighting attempts. Honestly fuck this guy forever. He is not just a lying sack of shit, he is an embarrassment to anyone who ever supported him.

Speaking of walking out, it's also perhaps noteworthy that Destiny was going in on JF Gay Rapey for walking out on an interview, but Dick kissed his ass and criticized the interviewer.

Of COURSE the Biggest Pedo in the Universe would defend a dude who fucks retards and then murders them.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I would believe it:

--Still--Life--​

@RekietaLaw Nick, I wrote a 150,000 word fan fiction of the stand except is predicated on having sex with actual dogs. Will you read it out loud and let me watch?

The toasts make a return:

Spoiler: Just as bad as they were

TimPoolsGayMusic​

@RekietaLaw I'm a poor until tomorrow, buried my grandfather today, if you happen to see this could I get a toast to gerald

NEPatriot89​

@RekietaLaw a month ago my wife was diagnosed with endometrial cancer. It's a grade 2 tumor, which means the only treatment option is a full hysterectomy, at the age of 33. We aren't blessed with kids, which makes this harder. Can I trouble you for a toast, a prayer, and well wishes? We haven't set up a GFM anything yet, but we also haven't seen how bad the medical bills are, yet. It may be coming, and I'll share it if it does. Thanks, and God bless.

aCompleteRandom​

Let's have some good light hearted news. I would like a toast to my parents. They have reached a milestone in life rarely seen these days. Today marks their 40th wedding anniversary.

Chat overshares:

Pred1tor83​

I was lucky enough to find a woman who will tolerate me and just made my first pet sperm... I regret not starting sooner... I'll be 55 when he graduates now

Updoots​

I'm 52 now lol. Though there is still a little hope. Grats to you though.

A totally REAL story:

JulianDelphiki​

sold weed to a mom daughter stripper combo once who wanted to trade sexual favors instead, but at the same time. weirded me out, no deal

BartonBella​

I had a guy in high school write me a 2 page confession of love inked with his blood...

Why Nick put off the Balldo review:

TMFSquid​

I think the kiwi farms bullshit that seeped into locals chat put him off the review

Weighing Nick's excuses:

Charlie101101​

Doesn’t have any time but does nothing all day

TMFSquid​

He drives these damn kids around apparently

Charlie101101​

I don’t really buy it

Nick post show:

Spoiler: Drunk Nick Typing

RekietaLaw​

I'M SOBER

RekietaLaw​

WE@W

RekietaLaw​

DRINK AF

RekietaLaw​

I'[M NOPT DOING LOCALS

RekietaLaw​

TOO TRASHED

RekietaLaw​	ID NO LOCALS, BUT I MIGHT DO LOCALS. DOP NMOT EASI TUP
RekietaLaw​	DO NOT WEAI TUP
RekietaLaw​	WAIT OMFG

RekietaLaw​

TGIVE MNE A FEW., I NEED TO VOMIT

RekietaLaw​

MY PERNIS DIDN'T LEARN TO TYPE

Dredgen_Strife​

dAMn, I'm jealous of Nick's prehensile pernis.

RekietaLaw​

GOD DAMMIT, WHY CANB'T I TYPE?!

RekietaLaw​

MAVIS BEACON WAS A GODDAMN SLAVBE

RekietaLaw​

SJHE CULD TYPE

RekietaLaw​

SJHE CULD TYPE

JD_McWiggles​

is there a locals stream ?

JulianDelphiki​

go to bed homie

SorryAsHell​

no, rackets being a biach

Charlie101101​

He’s playing fake drunk so he doesn’t have to do a locals stream

AussieOverLawd​

He's alive. Chatting quick. I'll do a locals in the meantime. give me few mins

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

If I was bringing in 3k to 6k a day, my wife would be doing everything in her power to guarantee that I had the time to do those streams.

from what we know, our wife did the exact opposite. unless by "everything in her power to guarantee i had the time" you mean "let another guy take over love duties"

 

[AnOminous]

The toasts make a return:

"Hurr durr my gerbil died after I rammed it up my ass plz toast."

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Why Nick put off the Balldo review:

TMFSquid​

I think the kiwi farms bullshit that seeped into locals chat put him off the review

Imagine being scared of the users from the Kiwifarms. Probably the same individuals that were actively harming his business. He must be scared of the same people that bully Null to make fun of Rekieta.

I personally think it would be an own to the haters over here. All of the damn incel prudes just wouldn't be able to cope with the absolute own.

 

[Swole McPole]

- He cooked a canned chicken, rice, soy sauce, and salsa dish.

He's starting to lend some credence to the argument that he grew up black now.

 

[AnOminous]

He's starting to lend some credence to the argument that he grew up black now.

But do he season he food?

 

[SpergioLeonne]

But do he season he food?

With bleach, even

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Just... What!?

Booshmcfadden​

We used to play basketball for a few hours, go over tk Greenberg's house, and his mom would feed us.

Mandy_K​

then you would poop at your friends house, crawl out of the bathroom on all 4's and yell "I'M DOOONE" and get your butt wiped by his mom?

Response to a doxx that gave us Drexel's T's identity:

Spoiler: A response to being doxxed

Updoots​

Kiwi Farms left my LinkedIn out. I'm disappointed; they usually include that.

Updoots​

I expect a Christmas card from all of you here and from everyone in Nick's thread on Kiwi Farms, too.

aCompleteRandom​

Don't blame us for KF being a bunch of lifeless faggots. It's not our fault.

aCompleteRandom​

Do something to piss them off though. They'll order you some pizza. Free pizza is awesome!

aCompleteRandom​

Free pizza + college football? Even better!

Updoots​

Oh they don't bother me. I'm fans of Null and KF, even if I don't always totally agree with them.

Updoots​

KF is a huge site with lots going on, and the Nickersphere is just a tiny part, even if Null gives it attention lately. The detractors are just the loudest voices in Nick's thread right now. One "mood" at a time tends to dominate in threads because it's not fun to post and get a bunch of trash cans.

Mandy's depression in a nutshell:

Mandy_K​

Sure people have it worse than me but, i imagine they have good things happen to them to make up for it, unlike me

Oversharing:

TMFSquid​

Back when I was extremely suicidal and was forced to get a therapist, I told my therapist I wanted to avoid taking drugs if possible, she actually obliged and helped me remove the bad habits keeping me down and helped me get a better outlook on life.

Real paranoia and techno-illiteracy:

MEPMEP​

Did y'all see the fag on rumble yelling collect IPs????

MEPMEP​

Towards the end of stream. A screen name I haven't seen before

Bman0013​

I live in Minnesota, middle of it. My IP changes daily. Good fucking luck

MEPMEP​

Yea. I get it. Still concerning that someone wants to connect Rekieta chat IPs

Nick re-wired his brain in Jamaica?

SinisterGoon​

The magic mushroom thing is more than just the hallucinogenic aspect. Studies have shown that psilocybins can actually rewire the brain so the effect remains even if you no long take the mushrooms.

Pet therapy works just as well as drugs!

TMFSquid​

For some, micro dosing is great, for others it makes it worse. Obviously getting high nonstop is bad. But sometimes, you need a little acid or weed to give you a new perspective on life.

MEPMEP​

So can going on a walk in nature or working at a pet shelter or with therapy animals

The great intellects:

JarvisHong​

Speaking of, I saw a fairly credible doc on how the oral polio vaccine lead to AIDS!

Booshmcfadden​

Same. I also lived with a CIA agent for 7 years.

 

[ReverendVerse]

Himedall All-seeing Waifu - I can't quote you, but yes, I'm referring to John 17 and Romans 12, where the sentiment is that we're of the world of God's creation, but not conform to the values of the world, but remain faithful to God's purpose for us. I've just used the term "be in the world, but not of the world" as a general summary that we're meant to be in God's creation, but not be consumed by "worldly" things.

 

[KingofSomething]

He's starting to lend some credence to the argument that he grew up black now.

I'd rather eat dirt than that bullshit Nick cooked up.